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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10250Vanessa the Guesser

How lavish!

24/04/19 19:00:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4430James Lennox

I retract my earlier caption: THIS is the tackiest toilet I've ever seen.

24/04/19 19:09:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38726Welsh Rarebit

Royal flush

24/04/19 19:00:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30601Tony Edwards

Pee cosy

24/04/19 19:25:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5826The Wolf

Marie Antoilette

24/04/19 19:03:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

All dressed up and somewhere to go

24/04/19 19:18:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14012Dan Nicholls

Turdquoise

24/04/19 19:08:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Only my mother-in-law could put bigger flaps on this toilet seat

24/04/19 20:07:37

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Shocking!...who puts toilet rolls in a box"

24/04/19 19:33:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6079Glyn Evans

More cushion for the pushin'

24/04/19 19:20:12

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👍 --Scrappy Doo
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

All is forgiven bring back the tacks!

24/04/19 19:00:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3187Stu Dent

Armitage Swanks

24/04/19 19:33:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30601Tony Edwards

Quilty pleasure

24/04/19 19:04:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

Pin Cushions.

24/04/19 19:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38726Welsh Rarebit

Dame of Thrones

24/04/19 19:00:06

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

W.C grace

24/04/19 22:03:19

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 957Karen Oakenfull

Never judge a bog by its cover

24/04/19 19:52:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''When my husband saw it he went drapeshit.''

24/04/19 19:33:49

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Gran Designs

24/04/19 19:21:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

"Welcome to my loodoir"

25/04/19 6:15:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Poos and royals.

24/04/19 21:32:26

 
stone face Vote score: 6627stone face

And it looked like such a good idea, till grandad came home from a two day bender.

24/04/19 20:46:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Three toilet photos in three days: Someone is taking the piss.

24/04/19 19:23:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14012Dan Nicholls

Blue loogoon

24/04/19 19:08:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6183Hercules Rockefeller

Dung Shui

24/04/19 19:01:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

My ex'll never guess what's under the fabric.

24/04/19 19:00:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5826The Wolf

Shart Décor

24/04/19 19:00:06

 
Malcolm SLATER Malcolm SLATER

Not Bog-standard!

27/04/19 16:54:39

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

From somewhere down in the sewers the faint sounds of the tune "Blue Moon" could be heard

26/04/19 19:44:59

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1666Scrappy Doo

Too Legit To Shit

25/04/19 0:33:59

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

The servants flush this; it has a U bend; and, in U terms, it's a LAVATORY. Only the middle and lower classes have toilets.

24/04/19 23:14:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Toilet humour

24/04/19 22:00:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Yes it's very nice dear, but what if it's the Duke of Edinburgh that needs them to stop the cavalcade for a pee.

24/04/19 21:42:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38726Welsh Rarebit

♫ Shites in bright satin,
Never reaching the U-bend.. ♫

24/04/19 21:28:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4430James Lennox

"What? You told me to plush the toilet."

24/04/19 21:07:56

 
stone face Vote score: 6627stone face

People think am crazy because I dress my toilet up. But I don't care, I think she looks lovely and that's why I married her.

24/04/19 20:49:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9803Neil Mackenzie

She made one for her Mother, one for her Aunty and the turd one for herself.

24/04/19 20:10:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Shatty chic

24/04/19 20:02:23

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Shatty chic

24/04/19 20:02:23

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John  Glover Vote score: 19872John Glover

"Oh no, the mother in laws coming to stay."

24/04/19 19:47:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21279Ian Skelding

Designed by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowlen

24/04/19 19:35:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10250Vanessa the Guesser

"Are you constipated my dear?"
"No, I've just managed a little sampler."

24/04/19 19:23:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30601Tony Edwards

Pimp my backside

24/04/19 19:20:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5826The Wolf

"Elizabeth, would you come in here and flush the toilet please...Honestly, you are one dirty cow sometimes"

"Philip, go and f*ck oneself...You made much bigger skid marks with the Land rover"

24/04/19 19:17:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4430James Lennox

I remember Grandma getting really thin, and then one day she just dissappeared.

24/04/19 19:15:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14012Dan Nicholls

No wonder they can't find the flush.

24/04/19 19:10:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

Elvis died here. Often.

24/04/19 19:07:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"Now who lives in a house like..."
*backs away slowly*

24/04/19 19:06:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

Paddy Splash-Down

24/04/19 19:04:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

"Janet, I seriously need to talk to you about your comfort breaks"

24/04/19 19:01:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

Due to a typo, Nigel had the loo re-tealed.

24/04/19 19:00:12

 
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