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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''He didn't suffer. He fried in his sleep.''

30/06/20 20:00:38

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Stu Dent Vote score: 4010Stu Dent

soldiers called in to break up protesters

30/06/20 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

Shell shocked

30/06/20 20:00:05

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

We'll just stay introverted if that's what happens when you come out of your shell.

30/06/20 21:36:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

"Oh, he was a smasher - a real good egg"

30/06/20 21:33:43

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 144Fozzgog B.

That awkward moment when your friend tries to convert you to naturism

30/06/20 21:26:04

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

They'll never get ova it.

30/06/20 20:47:35

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

“Well at least he got laid!”

30/06/20 20:14:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

Dave's friends were shocked when he joined the flat oeuf society.

30/06/20 20:00:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

Another victim of violent eggstremism.

30/06/20 20:00:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''Yoke oh. Oh no!''

30/06/20 20:07:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

"I told you Henry, the poor boy has been working flat out"

30/06/20 21:37:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31837Tony Edwards

"Why did the egg cross the road?"

30/06/20 21:00:16

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- Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? - She wanted to lay it on the line.  --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22238Ian Skelding

"He couldn't ovoid it."

30/06/20 20:51:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4010Stu Dent

I didn't think much of this stripper

30/06/20 20:01:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, dear! Was that Humpty?"

30/06/20 20:01:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4731Kenny Ireland

"If that's how they convert you into a friar, I'm not joining the monastry."

03/07/20 3:40:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

"He's being repatriated because he wasn't full English."

01/07/20 7:34:10

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 144Fozzgog B.

Sandra had told them she was suffering from hot flashes - but not how bad they were

30/06/20 21:28:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

Did you know Shelly?

30/06/20 20:59:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"I've never seen you like this Dave!"
"Been like it since I broke up with Michelle and can't get ova it".

30/06/20 20:55:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

♬ Mourning has broken

30/06/20 20:42:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22238Ian Skelding

"Looks like Mrs Beckham's implant's dropped out again."

30/06/20 20:38:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"I told him taking up juggling was a bad idea."

30/06/20 20:15:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"Dave, it's not fry day yet!"

30/06/20 20:02:29

 
Graham Holt Graham Holt

I Told you, she was coming out of her shell.

04/07/20 12:06:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 956Sam Cass

Right Side Fried back at it again.

01/07/20 19:35:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

"He was always a good egg. Always sunny side up."

(* And that's how he'll be buried. Or eaten as the case may be.)

01/07/20 9:13:48

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

"Whoever thought this was your brain on drugs must have been completely wasted."

01/07/20 8:25:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

"Phwoaaa."

01/07/20 7:28:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

01/07/20 2:36:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

Never saw a girl naked before.

01/07/20 2:34:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20582John Glover

"So, that's what we look like without our boiler suits on."

01/07/20 1:41:22

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

The future's orange.

01/07/20 0:31:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22238Ian Skelding

The sunny side of the street.

30/06/20 20:49:35

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

They look shell shocked

30/06/20 20:48:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31837Tony Edwards

Paying their last respeggts.

30/06/20 20:39:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

"Goodbye Jock."
Funeral for a Scotch Egg.

30/06/20 20:31:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

"I don't know what we should do, my head's a bit scrambled."

30/06/20 20:14:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

If it wasn't bad enough finding their sis fried, next thing they were bashed on the head.

30/06/20 20:08:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6602Glyn Evans

Eggs don't drink, otherwise they get smashed.

30/06/20 20:02:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

Son side up.

30/06/20 20:01:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"I had no idea Dave had fragile eggs syndrome."

30/06/20 20:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"What on oeuf happened to Dave?"

30/06/20 20:00:25

 
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