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Jonathan Allsopp
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Thanks John. Like her, I can hardly contain myself.
10:43am
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You don't see this on the continent. [Jonathan Allsopp]
'Big Jessie' James
12:31pm
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Really butch Cassidy. [Jonathan Allsopp]
John Wayne Sleep.
12:50pm
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Really butch Cassidy. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Don't you like cheesy wotsits then?
8:13pm
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You keep the cheese and I'll nibble your wotsits. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Catch of the Day??
9:08pm
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Yep, that's me and the wife watching Match of the Day. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Well, if you look anything like this fella, I think you're gorgeous too. LOL
8:27pm
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Some women are attracted to freakish looking animals. Ask my wife. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Put it this way. It's either write captions or leave home.
8:29pm
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Some women are attracted to freakish looking animals. Ask my wife. [Jonathan Allsopp]
I like your wife. If she wants me to move in alpaca your bags.
8:29pm
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Some women are attracted to freakish looking animals. Ask my wife. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Helen had always been crap at Hide and Seek?
1:59pm
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Helen had always been rubbish at Hide and Seek. [Jonathan Allsopp]
Perfect for when you want to get shit faced
10:10pm
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I know a bird who'll smear poo on your face, but it costs more than £2.99. [Jonathan Allsopp]