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Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 7:35:16

Moira had decided to put all her marital problems on the back burner.

06/11/17 8:18:28

clever x4

You don't see this on the continent.

15/10/17 11:44:22

"Excuse me, I'm looking for the hare products, please."

07/12/16 12:16:32

clever

It's a goodyear for ducks.

18/09/17 11:07:48

lol x2

Many selfies are ruined by seagulls with dodgy stomachs.

21/07/17 11:14:24

This picture's very fuzzy.

12/09/17 12:46:34

Ted's 'Iceland with the Northern Lights' holiday was a shambles.

07/09/17 20:24:03

creative clever

The Mac with the Golden Bun.

10/04/17 19:08:23

clever

Errol has a coke habit, but he doesn't get the shakes.

17/11/16 21:06:22

Available at all good farmacies.

10/11/17 21:37:10

Anyone for Limb Casserole?

06/11/17 8:04:22

lol

'Right. Time to pee in the sink.'

23/10/17 20:08:48

Semi-detached with not a lot upstairs.

28/08/17 13:10:38

'Why is it always me who gets saddled with the kids?'

22/08/17 19:03:40

Ruff, Ruff ...

14/08/17 19:08:34

Sonflowers.

26/07/17 11:19:53

Sit on that pouf!
Sit on this, dyke!

24/01/17 12:05:03

lol

Saudis baffled by Boris Johnson's update on Aleppo.

16/12/16 8:08:27

lol x2

The congregation was surprised to see an Adam and the Ants number in the hymn book

09/10/16 11:35:30

Poet Lorryeate.

22/09/17 19:13:12

clever

This is awful. I'm going Chopin. Bach in a minute.

21/09/17 7:25:32

lol

Minehead United's tribute to Princess Diana
spared no expense.

15/09/17 7:29:01

In a modern twist, Cinderella picked up a Chinese takeaway on the way home.

05/09/17 19:17:26

Ice lollies seem to be getting bigger.

21/08/17 7:21:52

Corn on the kerb

07/06/17 19:21:22

lol

Margaret was confused. She was supposed to be getting a new kidney.

07/02/17 8:49:57

lol x2

The fracas over the last mince pie led to some unseemly fisticuffs in the village of Piddly Bottom.

24/10/16 7:58:45

John looked forward to bringing up his son with relish.

27/10/17 7:17:33

Hound of the Basketballs.

26/10/17 7:04:05

clever

'My best ever caption and not a single vote. Well, f**k 'em all. See if I care.'

23/08/17 7:59:44

They're clearly head over heels in love.

02/08/17 11:06:23

Wait till she shows everyone her ring ...

25/07/17 19:23:59

It's an easy place to find. It's near Table Mountain.

04/05/17 8:18:30

Prepare to DIY, Mr Bond.

29/04/17 7:29:23

The industrial revolution.

19/04/17 11:05:02

ELECTION FEVER GRIPS THE NATION!!!

18/04/17 11:20:56

Sick and tyred.

01/04/17 14:59:04

'I have to deliver the mail to that block.'
'How many letters?'
'Oh don't you start.'

06/02/17 13:06:40

You can easily get one of these at Carphone Whorehouse.

26/01/17 12:10:43

-Where's Donald ...?
-He's at some Mickey Mouse event in Washington.

20/01/17 10:32:28

Welcome to Battery Dogs Home.

27/10/16 7:35:25

The parking bay for the Obesity Clinic was always in need of repair.

09/10/16 19:47:15

Stony-faced.

20/08/17 11:26:48

Holly cow!

20/07/17 19:41:53

Jenson Button's sister, Belly, brought shame on the family.

15/06/17 19:39:47

I mean, what IS the difference between Centigrade and Fahrenheit?

24/04/17 12:14:03

Nuremburgers.

03/04/17 11:50:17

This old, weather-beaten bird with piercing eyes and an angry brow is a long way from home, and would eat you alive. The other one is an eagle.

19/03/17 10:01:24

The UK Brexit team arrives in Brussels.

08/03/17 12:09:49