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John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all."

20/08/19 12:13:45

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The Wolf Vote score: 8096The Wolf

“This week on rap battles, Cow vs Goose"...

“Hey goose, ready for abuse? Your mum looks like a moose but I’m still gonna seduce her coz I’ve heard she’s loose, had enough yet? here, take a noose” …

“You’re a fat cow, and you should listen now, you better take a bow as I’m raising the steaks in this battle, you look a little rattled, let’s have a little less tittle tattle from these silly cattle”

20/08/19 13:39:55

 
stone face Vote score: 8108stone face

"See Bernie! I told you never trust someone's Tinder profile."

20/08/19 13:18:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6893Glyn Evans

"I say we join forces. He sold me for magic beans, you say you were abducted for your gold eggs?"

20/08/19 12:05:28

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

QUICK HIDE ME...I've just escaped from the Egg Machine!

20/08/19 13:25:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

"See, that's just typical anti-trans-speciesism. I'm a cow, trapped in the body of a goose."

21/08/19 9:13:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5931C CaMel

"Adopted!"

20/08/19 13:14:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5931C CaMel

Top Gun remake suffers budget cuts.

20/08/19 13:03:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm just having a gander"

20/08/19 12:00:10

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 704Generic RedHead

Day 27: I'm starting the think the cows have figured i'm not one of them.

21/08/19 0:31:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8096The Wolf

“For f*ck sake Colin. That’s the last time we’re letting you practise your magic tricks on us”

20/08/19 12:00:40

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

MOOOOOOOOOO said the goose

20/08/19 15:52:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11410Dave Bryan

''Listen, mate, your goose is cooked.''

20/08/19 12:53:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11807Stephen Bean

9 months later Daisy gave birth to a field moose.

20/08/19 12:34:46

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The Wolf Vote score: 8096The Wolf

How dairy?

20/08/19 12:19:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8096The Wolf

"Go on, do it, I dare you"
"I can't, there's like 8 of them, Oh my god I'm scared. Ok here goes...Hi Guys, Large Big Mac meal please...RUN"

20/08/19 12:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

Down on the farm..

20/08/19 12:05:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5931C CaMel

"the sign said bred here?"

20/08/19 12:01:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

"There's a 'NO TRESPASSING' sign over there. If you don't leave you'll be charged."

20/08/19 12:00:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"I wouldn't say 'moo' to a goose."

20/08/19 12:00:05

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

"Hello, and welcome to Day 26 of 'Cow/Goose Stare-out'."

21/08/19 9:18:52

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

I'm looking for my friend, he went in this direction. I was just wondering if he ran pasteurize?

20/08/19 16:54:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5931C CaMel

Someone mentioned leather body warmer...
...goose down.

20/08/19 13:02:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

The herd was cowed by a GOOSE? Pull the udder one!

20/08/19 12:25:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

"Don't be ridiculous Dave, this escape disguise idea is never gonna w-"
*gasp*
"He looks just like a goose!"

21/08/19 9:16:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Steak Canadain

20/08/19 22:11:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"This is our field. We'll have none of your fowl behaviour."

20/08/19 20:39:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

I think you have outstared your welcome

20/08/19 19:12:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

If you know anything about geese, that cow is overmatched.

20/08/19 17:44:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

"And when you're done moowing this section, there's the lower 40."

20/08/19 17:37:32

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

A steer off

20/08/19 17:18:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Follow me ladies, barnyard meeting in 5 minutes."

20/08/19 17:04:45

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"May I join you? I'm also free-range.

20/08/19 16:56:15

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

if they had a baby it would be calf cow calf gosling

20/08/19 16:02:31

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

With brexit looming, local shepard says his job is for the birds

20/08/19 15:59:52

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

With no other females around and the mating season just beginning, it wasn't a great time to be a leggy bird

20/08/19 15:43:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I come in peace and I'm out of milk."

20/08/19 15:35:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"You guys should beef-up for the winter-I'll be flying south soon."

20/08/19 15:32:22

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Not this geeser again!"

20/08/19 15:25:55

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2670Scrunchy Doo

May the best man win.

20/08/19 14:22:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

"Thicko, birds don't use their eyelids for blinking."

20/08/19 14:18:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"Manure talking bullocks!"

20/08/19 13:00:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

Bullflighter

20/08/19 12:27:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9315Chris Keegan

They over herd it had escaped from a machine

20/08/19 12:22:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"OK guys, it's time for a proper gander exercise"

20/08/19 12:17:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11807Stephen Bean

Fight or flight?

20/08/19 12:11:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

"Right then. Got it? Whoever loses becomes my sunday dinner...Now fight!"

Farmer Brown was somewhat devoid of entertainment

20/08/19 12:07:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Anyone want to chase me?"

20/08/19 12:07:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15308Dan Nicholls

No geese. Haven't you herd?

20/08/19 12:05:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 2068Molly R

So you're admitting it was you who goosed me?

20/08/19 12:00:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8096The Wolf

“What are you doing on our turf? Are you looking for Beef?”

20/08/19 12:00:09

 
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