cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"Ive just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all."
"Ive just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all." photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved cathusquo1

To add captions, first sign up



John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

"I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all."

20/08/19 11:13:45

 1
The Wolf Vote score: 5839The Wolf

“This week on rap battles, Cow vs Goose"...

“Hey goose, ready for abuse? Your mum looks like a moose but I’m still gonna seduce her coz I’ve heard she’s loose, had enough yet? here, take a noose” …

“You’re a fat cow, and you should listen now, you better take a bow as I’m raising the steaks in this battle, you look a little rattled, let’s have a little less tittle tattle from these silly cattle”

20/08/19 12:39:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6647stone face

"See Bernie! I told you never trust someone's Tinder profile."

20/08/19 12:18:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6082Glyn Evans

"I say we join forces. He sold me for magic beans, you say you were abducted for your gold eggs?"

20/08/19 11:05:28

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

QUICK HIDE ME...I've just escaped from the Egg Machine!

20/08/19 12:25:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"See, that's just typical anti-trans-speciesism. I'm a cow, trapped in the body of a goose."

21/08/19 8:13:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

"Adopted!"

20/08/19 12:14:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Top Gun remake suffers budget cuts.

20/08/19 12:03:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38740Welsh Rarebit

"I'm just having a gander"

20/08/19 11:00:10

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 522Generic RedHead

Day 27: I'm starting the think the cows have figured i'm not one of them.

20/08/19 23:31:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5839The Wolf

“For f*ck sake Colin. That’s the last time we’re letting you practise your magic tricks on us”

20/08/19 11:00:40

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

MOOOOOOOOOO said the goose

20/08/19 14:52:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7159Dave Bryan

''Listen, mate, your goose is cooked.''

20/08/19 11:53:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6566Stephen Bean

9 months later Daisy gave birth to a field moose.

20/08/19 11:34:46

 1
The Wolf Vote score: 5839The Wolf

How dairy?

20/08/19 11:19:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5839The Wolf

"Go on, do it, I dare you"
"I can't, there's like 8 of them, Oh my god I'm scared. Ok here goes...Hi Guys, Large Big Mac meal please...RUN"

20/08/19 11:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10263Vanessa the Guesser

Down on the farm..

20/08/19 11:05:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

"the sign said bred here?"

20/08/19 11:01:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3743Karyn Harrison

"There's a 'NO TRESPASSING' sign over there. If you don't leave you'll be charged."

20/08/19 11:00:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10263Vanessa the Guesser

"I wouldn't say 'moo' to a goose."

20/08/19 11:00:05

 1
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"Hello, and welcome to Day 26 of 'Cow/Goose Stare-out'."

21/08/19 8:18:52

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

I'm looking for my friend, he went in this direction. I was just wondering if he ran pasteurize?

20/08/19 15:54:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Someone mentioned leather body warmer...
...goose down.

20/08/19 12:02:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3743Karyn Harrison

The herd was cowed by a GOOSE? Pull the udder one!

20/08/19 11:25:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"Don't be ridiculous Dave, this escape disguise idea is never gonna w-"
*gasp*
"He looks just like a goose!"

21/08/19 8:16:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9804Neil Mackenzie

Steak Canadain

20/08/19 21:11:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5018Vivvy En

"This is our field. We'll have none of your fowl behaviour."

20/08/19 19:39:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8534Mr Dome

I think you have outstared your welcome

20/08/19 18:12:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 992Willie Johnson

If you know anything about geese, that cow is overmatched.

20/08/19 16:44:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 992Willie Johnson

"And when you're done moowing this section, there's the lower 40."

20/08/19 16:37:32

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

A steer off

20/08/19 16:18:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"Follow me ladies, barnyard meeting in 5 minutes."

20/08/19 16:04:45

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"May I join you? I'm also free-range.

20/08/19 15:56:15

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

if they had a baby it would be calf cow calf gosling

20/08/19 15:02:31

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

With brexit looming, local shepard says his job is for the birds

20/08/19 14:59:52

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

With no other females around and the mating season just beginning, it wasn't a great time to be a leggy bird

20/08/19 14:43:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"I come in peace and I'm out of milk."

20/08/19 14:35:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"You guys should beef-up for the winter-I'll be flying south soon."

20/08/19 14:32:22

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"Not this geeser again!"

20/08/19 14:25:55

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1669Scrunchy Doo

May the best man win.

20/08/19 13:22:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21282Ian Skelding

"Thicko, birds don't use their eyelids for blinking."

20/08/19 13:18:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10263Vanessa the Guesser

"Manure talking bullocks!"

20/08/19 12:00:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 15796Mark England

Bullflighter

20/08/19 11:27:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8123Chris Keegan

They over herd it had escaped from a machine

20/08/19 11:22:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38740Welsh Rarebit

"OK guys, it's time for a proper gander exercise"

20/08/19 11:17:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6566Stephen Bean

Fight or flight?

20/08/19 11:11:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 15796Mark England

"Right then. Got it? Whoever loses becomes my sunday dinner...Now fight!"

Farmer Brown was somewhat devoid of entertainment

20/08/19 11:07:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5018Vivvy En

"Anyone want to chase me?"

20/08/19 11:07:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14023Dan Nicholls

No geese. Haven't you herd?

20/08/19 11:05:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 1395Molly R

So you're admitting it was you who goosed me?

20/08/19 11:00:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5839The Wolf

“What are you doing on our turf? Are you looking for Beef?”

20/08/19 11:00:09

 
more photos from the captioning gallery