One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 7:23:17

Farmchair

01/09/18 7:19:28

Sowfa

01/09/18 7:00:08

Oh, stop hogging the sofa!

01/09/18 7:00:25

The other part of the suite is a Cowch.

01/09/18 8:57:42

Sty-lish

01/09/18 8:27:35

It should go well with a couple of Couch potatoes.

01/09/18 8:08:45

Happy as a piggin' sit.

01/09/18 7:16:24

clever

Comes with 2 matching cochons.

01/09/18 7:01:09

House swine

01/09/18 7:32:15

''Could you remove that sofa, darling? Our house is becoming like a pig sty.''

01/09/18 7:11:33

I think it could do with a bit more stuffing.

01/09/18 17:53:18

"Someone's been selling porkies."

01/09/18 8:14:36

Hamchair

01/09/18 7:00:14

Finally, a sofa where it makes sense to put coins down the back.

02/09/18 11:38:05

That's not funny...says the vegan

06/09/18 16:12:13

The captioneers outside looked from pig to seat, and from seat to pig, and from pig to seat again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

[Nod to Orwell]

02/09/18 13:38:33

Revealed: where David Cameron goes to put his trotters up.

[Nod to Sat 16:57:53]

02/09/18 11:36:11

"Let's have a butcher's at this new chair you've bought."

01/09/18 20:49:49

"Come on kids, before you get screen time, you've got to sit down and do your hamwork."

01/09/18 20:44:14

Perfect for Netflix and swill.

01/09/18 20:35:59

Looks like David Cameron's lost his seat.

01/09/18 20:34:25

Penny took the hint and finally cleared all her shit off the floor.

01/09/18 20:33:45

Perfect for that Boston butt

01/09/18 19:41:09

Just got this from P(ig)FS

01/09/18 18:23:00

Del Trotter's chair.

01/09/18 15:57:53

"Where do you want the new sofa to go mum?"
"Oh. Just put it on the old spot."

01/09/18 13:22:21

Pig is a blanket.

01/09/18 11:17:38

Pooh's new sofa and the betrayal of Piglet.

01/09/18 11:16:54

"Crackling sofa, Gromit."

01/09/18 10:46:56

"Do you have this in Kosher?"

01/09/18 10:26:50

'Will you get up off that sofa Jim, you'll end up with a potbelly'

01/09/18 10:02:33

When you've finished pigging out on the sofa, make sure you put your litter in the bin.

01/09/18 9:53:11

Breeds furniture and Bred Centre

01/09/18 8:32:15

Where did you get that from?
The Furniture Chop.

01/09/18 8:00:22

Homes Under the Ham-mer

01/09/18 7:40:27

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy ate an armchair
This little piggy had none
This little piggy said "I'm out of here before he passes that armchair"

01/09/18 7:30:58

You Buy One you get Twelve free

01/09/18 7:29:30

For the male chauvinist pig of the family.

01/09/18 7:19:54

Guaranteed to give you a lardon

01/09/18 7:18:51

Does it come with one of those sausage draft excluders?

01/09/18 7:18:15

"Rest your loins."

01/09/18 7:17:45

Buy from Sofa King. Sty now, pay later. It's Sofa King cheap!

01/09/18 7:17:34

Photopig

01/09/18 7:16:36

Bet that cost a guinea or two

01/09/18 7:09:02

Boared

01/09/18 7:05:50

Look at this Tommy,its a Piggin Chair

01/09/18 7:01:24

Snout like a good armchair.

01/09/18 7:00:36