clever x3

He'll be back in his crypt tonight.

10/05/18 11:14:18

clever

Bah HungBug!

22/12/16 12:01:58

Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind.

30/09/17 11:15:44

clever

Indognito.

12/09/15 8:01:42

£50
WINNER

lol x2

17/07/18 23:32:15

No Strings Attached!

09/11/15 12:02:16

lol creative clever

Meanwhile in Aberdeen, someone had just popped their head in the door to announce that a cash machine was giving out double the notes.

11/09/15 16:24:00

Shellraiser.

22/06/15 11:02:12

Not surprised there's a queue, they've only got a single file.

15/03/18 12:02:00

creative clever

A typo in their recruitment advert meant one house builder ended up with a specialist in Patois.

07/05/17 8:42:42

clever

Turns out, Jane was also being paid peanuts.

14/03/18 20:00:42

clever

Sqwheel!

08/03/18 12:37:56

clever

Careful now, someone's set booby traps.

13/12/16 14:35:11

clever

I had to buy more after some sick individual deflowered the last ones.

24/07/18 20:53:37

Must be a cross-breed.

23/02/15 11:27:19

Farmer Sutra

05/01/12 11:45:49

lol

Fatter Seat Dogs Home.

29/08/16 7:13:25

Well that's Frosty off the Nice list, thought Santa after witnessing his inappropriate salute.

23/11/15 13:28:52

Guilt trip.

14/11/15 12:17:02

The Gland National

02/05/17 11:07:59

Make something out of lego? I'm not that creative but I'll have a stab at it.

31/08/16 11:02:57

lol

"Best Tea-Towel holder ever!"

24/12/15 9:28:44

Wee three Kings.

26/01/12 11:03:07

Moments later Kermit got pulled over by the police and was found to have a massive collection of frogs pawn.

04/10/11 10:11:40

Pier pressure.

30/12/16 12:06:15

Mannequin Skywalker

16/04/15 10:24:17

Clare hadn't quite gotten over her yeast infection.

12/08/17 11:21:19

See, weed does mess with your head.

31/07/17 7:01:22

An outfit he threw together at the eleventh hour.

03/11/15 20:23:43

♫ Shoelips from Amsterdam ♫

25/02/15 9:54:59

clever

Cirque du Sorbet.

06/02/15 12:04:56

clever

Heir Show

13/09/17 9:56:00

High Society

06/05/17 9:41:05

This car was sold the following day, as an ex-demonstrator.

13/02/17 12:10:22

lol

"Wait till you see the other side Pat, you're bound to have a stroke".

07/12/16 9:44:14

"Flaming Squatters!"

27/11/16 8:47:24

Spoilt for years, Brian needed a boot up the arse.

01/05/16 7:50:43

lol

Everyone was surprised when the third brother turned out to be Brown Sauce.

09/12/15 20:25:25

Jane knew she was in safe hands, as her partner had already experienced fourth baste.

22/11/15 8:33:19

"What a husky voice you have!"

21/10/15 20:05:21

lol

The Xylophobic chants were hard to take.

25/06/15 10:28:20

The Fritzl Bunch.

02/12/11 11:29:18

Moments later toilet duck was done for domestos violence.

20/09/11 10:41:47

Four guys, NO Cups!

09/11/11 9:57:22

It was the first time Toilet Duck had come across a floater in the bath, so he set about it gingerly.

04/11/11 11:28:36

I don't think you were supposed to untie that.

18/10/11 10:01:36

lol clever

Rene and the Airmen were beginning to suspect that the Resistance were taking the piss.

16/03/17 21:07:12

AC/DC?

08/01/17 12:38:36

As if he wasn't already shocked.

08/01/17 12:08:44

This Den belongs to Levi Roots.

14/11/15 8:34:28