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	clever x3 He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 12:14:18	23

	clever Bah HungBug! 22/12/16 12:01:58	2 23
Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-) --Stephen Paterson
	Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind. 30/09/17 12:15:44	2 22
It brings a new meaning to the phrase "I've started so I'll finish"! --Paul Woolley
	clever Indognito. 12/09/15 9:01:42	22


lol x2 18/07/18 0:32:15		15 21
Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson
	No Strings Attached! 09/11/15 12:02:16	20

	lol creative clever Meanwhile in Aberdeen, someone had just popped their head in the door to announce that a cash machine was giving out double the notes. 11/09/15 17:24:00	20

	Shellraiser. 22/06/15 12:02:12	20

	Not surprised there's a queue, they've only got a single file. 15/03/18 12:02:00	18

	creative clever A typo in their recruitment advert meant one house builder ended up with a specialist in Patois. 07/05/17 9:42:42	1 18
You clever cant. --Neil Mackenzie
	clever Turns out, Jane was also being paid peanuts. 14/03/18 20:00:42	17

	clever Sqwheel! 08/03/18 12:37:56	17

	clever Careful now, someone's set booby traps. 13/12/16 14:35:11	17

	lol There was no mention of this on the SunLife advert!? 04/04/21 20:36:52	16

	clever I had to buy more after some sick individual deflowered the last ones. 24/07/18 21:53:37	16

	Must be a cross-breed. 23/02/15 11:27:19	16

	Farmer Sutra 05/01/12 11:45:49	15

	lol Fatter Seat Dogs Home. 29/08/16 8:13:25	15

	Well that's Frosty off the Nice list, thought Santa after witnessing his inappropriate salute. 23/11/15 13:28:52	15

	Guilt trip. 14/11/15 12:17:02	15

	The Gland National 02/05/17 12:07:59	14

	Make something out of lego? I'm not that creative but I'll have a stab at it. 31/08/16 12:02:57	14

	lol "Best Tea-Towel holder ever!" 24/12/15 9:28:44	14

	Wee three Kings. 26/01/12 11:03:07	13

	Moments later Kermit got pulled over by the police and was found to have a massive collection of frogs pawn. 04/10/11 11:11:40	4 13

	Pier pressure. 30/12/16 12:06:15	1 13

	Mannequin Skywalker 16/04/15 11:24:17	13

	I've got a puncture, Darn it! 23/02/21 10:15:51	12

	Clare hadn't quite gotten over her yeast infection. 12/08/17 12:21:19	12

	See, weed does mess with your head. 31/07/17 8:01:22	12

	An outfit he threw together at the eleventh hour. 03/11/15 20:23:43	12

	🎵 Shoelips from Amsterdam 🎵 25/02/15 9:54:59	12

	clever Cirque du Sorbet. 06/02/15 12:04:56	12

	🎵 Pass the Dutch Air on the left hand side 🎵 20/02/21 20:14:43	11

	Disgraceland. 19/01/21 20:17:46	11

	clever Heir Show 13/09/17 10:56:00	11

	High Society 06/05/17 10:41:05	11

	This car was sold the following day, as an ex-demonstrator. 13/02/17 12:10:22	11

	lol "Wait till you see the other side Pat, you're bound to have a stroke". 07/12/16 9:44:14	11

	"Flaming Squatters!" 27/11/16 8:47:24	11

	Spoilt for years, Brian needed a boot up the arse. 01/05/16 8:50:43	11

	lol Everyone was surprised when the third brother turned out to be Brown Sauce. 09/12/15 20:25:25	11

	Jane knew she was in safe hands, as her partner had already experienced fourth baste. 22/11/15 8:33:19	11

	"What a husky voice you have!" 21/10/15 21:05:21	11

	lol The Xylophobic chants were hard to take. 25/06/15 11:28:20	11

	The Fritzl Bunch. 02/12/11 11:29:18	2 11
Hence why I voted!!!! WHEYY--OHHH --Bob Geddon
	Moments later toilet duck was done for domestos violence. 20/09/11 11:41:47	11

	Four guys, NO Cups! 09/11/11 9:57:22	5 10

	It was the first time Toilet Duck had come across a floater in the bath, so he set about it gingerly. 04/11/11 11:28:36	1 10

	I don't think you were supposed to untie that. 18/10/11 11:01:36	1 10

	lol clever Rene and the Airmen were beginning to suspect that the Resistance were taking the piss. 16/03/17 21:07:12	10

	AC/DC? 08/01/17 12:38:36	5 10
Highway to hell --Petey Bee
	As if he wasn't already shocked. 08/01/17 12:08:44	2 10
Nice One! Cheers Andrea x --Stephen Paterson
	This Den belongs to Levi Roots. 14/11/15 8:34:28	10

	Scream Tea. 11/09/15 13:01:28	10

	Surely it was time to stand up to these seikos. 08/04/17 14:46:57	9

	clever No butts! 31/12/16 10:10:13	1 9
no hips and butts --sandeep chahal
	Times Square, Manhatton. 18/11/16 12:11:41	9

	Morecambe Unwise 02/11/16 9:23:28	9

	🎵 And they call it puppy glove 🎵 06/09/16 12:00:08	9

	Now that's what I call Parental Control. 17/08/16 10:41:03	9

	China begins targeting illegal squatters. 15/08/16 11:19:43	9

	Subway, Eat Fresh. 29/07/16 9:59:53	9

	Dribbling was a key part of his game. 19/07/16 12:50:25	9

	clever Tarmacmadam. 10/02/16 13:11:49	9

	It's meant to be BASIL, the R's Faulty. 02/12/15 21:29:30	1 9
Guy playing Basil Fawlty criticised Cleese for being too tall. Not 'is fault 'e towers. --Michael Monkhouse
	Ah, just remembered, we're out of Peanut Butter. 07/11/15 8:35:11	2 9

	The height of irony. 02/11/15 12:51:26	9

	Paranormal Activitea 11/09/15 12:55:47	9

	SmiLing 06/06/15 9:15:01	9

	"Erm, I don't suppose you'd like to take up a Missionary Position?" 29/05/15 12:41:42	9

	Mick Jagger had petitioned for these two to be banned from his local beach. However, he can't get no fatties sanction. 18/07/11 15:34:58	1 9

	Girth Brooks. 12/04/21 20:12:42	8

	clever I thought you only got an "Oo" with Typhoo? 28/03/21 21:52:45	8

	Smoothest Bus Ride Ever, thought Mrs Magoo. 16/07/18 11:32:32	8

	Mood swings. 07/05/18 20:23:01	8

	clever Such an embarrassing period to talk about, the minstrel cycle. 06/03/18 9:46:38	8

	Leaf Blower 22/04/17 12:09:38	8

	Plays havoc with Bill's Gait. 14/01/17 10:43:48	8

	That's the problem with rolling snowballs in the garden, there's always the chance of picking up a little shit. 20/12/16 15:55:35	8

	What a horrific carpet! 28/04/16 10:31:41	8

	Not a Taco Belle. 15/04/16 10:51:03	8

	And they're not taking the piss. 09/03/16 12:01:26	8

	It wasn't just his moustache that was revolting. When it came to the future of Poland, Jozef had Tsars in his eyes. 26/02/16 13:11:49	1 8
quit Stalin and get to the point... ;-) --[anon]
	A Damsel in Discdress. 20/01/16 19:18:16	8

	So I guess it's true about them having a massive Dong. 11/11/15 12:13:45	8

	lol "And this" said Bill Oddie, "is a lesser spotted pecker eating a tiny acorn" 13/09/15 10:36:37	8

	The only time it's acceptable to hit a bum note. 09/09/15 13:41:59	8

	lol 🎵 Amstel Standing 🎵 24/06/15 12:10:37	8

	clever Telling stories of how he was half baked in the Red Light district of Amsterdam, Brian failed to mention that he'd caught a yeast infection. 18/06/15 9:15:34	8

	clever CEYLON! 09/06/15 14:24:22	8

	Brian was aggrieved at having to pay a higher Congestion Charge. 06/01/12 11:00:21	8

	Brian was having a field day. 05/01/12 11:36:15	8

	Phew, that was close, it nearly taurus a new one. 24/10/11 12:23:05	8

	Clare's profile simply read: Looking for a Tallboy to hang around with. 29/09/11 12:20:00	8

	Nest-cafe 31/03/11 11:09:17	1 8

	"Touch it again and I'll break your fucking thumb!" 23/02/21 20:59:36	7

	For he's a jolly good Bellow.. 26/02/18 12:04:10	7

	Available from specialist Nurseries. 26/07/17 12:03:51	7

	The Bong Arm Of The Law. 19/04/17 20:17:34	7

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