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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

Yes honey I still have the twins

14/05/20 12:20:01

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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

"In 2nd place we have Geppetto, who carries his fibbing son by his nose"

14/05/20 12:05:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

...and he still would’ve been if he’d seen the bus coming a bit sooner.

14/05/20 12:12:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Top of the pops

14/05/20 12:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Hi darling, just wanted to say how proud I am of you having won father of the year. I so hope he is yours x

14/05/20 12:01:24

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Been there, done that, got the'T' shirt...oh & someone else's brat! --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

See, men can multitask

14/05/20 12:24:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

People smugglers evade authorities with ingenious T-Shirt

14/05/20 12:30:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Daddy Nay Care

14/05/20 12:20:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6563Hercules Rockefeller

Dave was at a crossroads as to which caption he should post.

14/05/20 12:20:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

Good parents always look at their phones when pushing their kids across the road.

14/05/20 12:11:30

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

He doesn't need Best Dad at the moment, he's hungry, needs Brest Mom

16/05/20 11:12:10

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Yep the kids got the Booby Prize. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

George Best Dad

14/05/20 12:45:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

Google: what do I do to keep my child safe from the sun?

14/05/20 12:26:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Unfortunately his award was taken away after he failed to stop a crazy old man attack his son with a broom handle.

14/05/20 12:23:15

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''His nappy needs changing. That's whats app.''

14/05/20 12:03:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

C'mon, kid, answer!

14/05/20 12:01:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Children today aren’t seen or heard.

14/05/20 22:08:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

He had lost the baby’s milk bottle, but had given him Guinness instead. His Wife won’t believe what’s going to be in the child’s nappy.

14/05/20 21:55:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

-'I think daddy's forgotten about my teatime'
-'Must, must, must book a tee time'

14/05/20 15:34:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

His ex-wife had sent him a couple of shirts that said "Beast Dad" and "Best Dead".
But because she used a cut-rate company for the lettering, they both said the same thing.

14/05/20 15:15:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

He's still wearing the shirt he took from that guy when he beat him up and kidnapped his baby. Unbelievable.

14/05/20 14:44:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

Google: How long will these subzero temperatures last?

14/05/20 14:36:43

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

The more you try to contact me dear, the more father I become.

14/05/20 14:00:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

I guess it was taking him to meet the Russians in Marseille that swung it for me.

14/05/20 13:57:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

??? "It says ..Stuff paying you $10,000 ... YOU CAN KEEP HIM.

14/05/20 13:27:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

He sucks at breastfeeding though.

14/05/20 12:58:34

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And the child doesn't suck, unfortunately. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"Hi darling. Yes I've just picked up Jane and I'm now taking her to sit her driving test."

14/05/20 12:31:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Whoa. This year's Father of the Year must be their youngest ever.

14/05/20 12:29:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

To be fair grandad helps handle the kid.

14/05/20 12:27:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

iPood

14/05/20 12:19:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Papa John's Pizza de résistance

14/05/20 12:07:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

Narrowly edging out Jack Torrance, Humbert Humbert, and Darth Vader.

14/05/20 12:03:12

 
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