£50
WINNER

clever

For when you need to answer the call of nature.

27/06/20 12:00:12

clever

Pay As You Go

27/06/20 12:04:09

"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you"

27/06/20 12:05:59

lol creative

"At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.."

27/06/20 12:27:30

"I need to make a throne call."

27/06/20 12:00:21

“Give me a tinkle”

27/06/20 12:19:20

Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain.

27/06/20 16:48:28

"You've got problems with your ring? Do you need a doctor or a telephone engineer?"

27/06/20 12:58:32

British Smellycom

27/06/20 12:46:30

Please hold

27/06/20 14:43:45

New rules for call centre workers after lockdown

27/06/20 13:32:37

“I would give it a minute mate, if I was you.”

27/06/20 13:48:17

...and that's how I came up with the idea for my company Dial-A-Bogroll

27/06/20 13:18:12

The Turdis

27/06/20 12:42:10

For people who are used to peeing in telephone kiosks.

27/06/20 12:00:08

"I'd better stand back a bit. I'm using my Dictaphone."

27/06/20 15:50:06

Ever since the red telephone box ceased to be, public phones have gone down the pan

27/06/20 14:28:26

Elvis has left the building

27/06/20 13:26:40

I just called to say, I lav you.

27/06/20 13:18:50

George Michael's pick up place.

27/06/20 12:15:56

Phones 4loo

27/06/20 12:01:06

Boris Johnson reveals the UK's 'world beating' Covid-19 isolation booths.

27/06/20 12:00:24

Pubic telephone

27/06/20 12:12:07

"I think I just Butt Dialled You..."

27/06/20 17:22:23

Jane was sacked for talking on the job.

27/06/20 12:44:04

Designed for a telephone user's convenience.

27/06/20 12:34:44

Can You Hear Me

27/06/20 12:24:44

"How dare you prank call me with that potty mouth of yours!"

27/06/20 12:10:35

''I've forgotten the STD.''

''Don't worry, you can't catch them off toilet seats.''

27/06/20 12:04:19

Norman modified his cubicle to mitigate his terrible fear of cold calling.

28/06/20 12:48:11

Loo's change only.

28/06/20 12:45:15

You can drop a dime while you drop a deuce.

28/06/20 11:38:14

Public toilets in Liverpool reopened today.

28/06/20 0:15:11

"It just doesn't ring true John. From where I'm sitting it stinks."

27/06/20 19:56:56

Phone Pee-osk.

27/06/20 19:08:21

Nothing unusual here.

27/06/20 12:48:26

Dave had always wanted an orifice job as a cisterns analyst.

27/06/20 12:14:36

The toilet doesn't have a seat. Or a lid. Or a tank. Or a handle. But the phone works. It'll call up the 1980's for you.

28/06/20 11:37:38

Colin Farrell's dream Phone Booth

28/06/20 10:55:44

Diarrhoea? Vomiting? GET A TEST!

28/06/20 0:49:16

Matt Hancock opens the new bowel cancer early detection
initiative.

28/06/20 0:27:51

Because of the sickly yellow paint job, they had to put in a receptacle.

27/06/20 23:47:35

Throne box

27/06/20 21:53:08

CRank Caller

27/06/20 17:25:02

"I need to stop phoning these Shatlines... "

27/06/20 17:24:01

This phone is broken, I made a 45 minute call and didn't have to spend a penny.

27/06/20 16:45:13

I'm calling Bull Shit!

27/06/20 16:05:44

I'm on hold.

27/06/20 15:38:58

-"Must be a French telephone"
-"Wee"

27/06/20 15:38:38

"I'd like to place a trunk call...."

27/06/20 15:37:52

"Yes. I'd like to place a toilet-to-person call."

27/06/20 15:35:09

"Yes. I'd like to speak to the supervisor."

27/06/20 15:21:50

My landline is rubbish but this is crapper

27/06/20 14:52:29

Dave was determined... all that "your call is important, stay on the line" was ending today

27/06/20 14:01:50

Cubicall

27/06/20 13:11:45

Dr. Loo

27/06/20 13:04:58

This toilet cubicle is always engaged.

27/06/20 12:33:17

''I'm not using that. It's got no seat.''

''Don't get so hung up about it.''

27/06/20 12:28:18

No Cards Cack Only

27/06/20 12:16:02

For those who need to talk to Huey on the big white telephone.

27/06/20 12:14:43

Barnard Castle town council adapt public telephones after Dominic Cummings mistakes one for a urinal.

27/06/20 12:13:27

Cell phone.

27/06/20 12:11:51

''That little black monkey has caused a lot of damage.''

27/06/20 12:08:51

After one bout of diarrhea i went through the entire phonebook in vain.

27/06/20 12:01:36

Dave was arrested for making a knobscene phone call.

27/06/20 12:00:30

Public Phone Bogs

27/06/20 12:00:05