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For when you need to answer the call of nature.
27/06/20 11:00:12
Pay As You Go
27/06/20 11:04:09
"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you"
27/06/20 11:05:59
"At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.."
27/06/20 11:27:30
"I need to make a throne call."
27/06/20 11:00:21
“Give me a tinkle”
27/06/20 11:19:20
Flat for sale, Bethnal Green - £500,000. All mod cons. No chain.
27/06/20 15:48:28
"You've got problems with your ring? Do you need a doctor or a telephone engineer?"
27/06/20 11:58:32
British Smellycom
27/06/20 11:46:30
Please hold
27/06/20 13:43:45
New rules for call centre workers after lockdown
27/06/20 12:32:37
“I would give it a minute mate, if I was you.”
27/06/20 12:48:17
...and that's how I came up with the idea for my company Dial-A-Bogroll
27/06/20 12:18:12
The Turdis
27/06/20 11:42:10
For people who are used to peeing in telephone kiosks.
27/06/20 11:00:08
"I'd better stand back a bit. I'm using my Dictaphone."
27/06/20 14:50:06
Ever since the red telephone box ceased to be, public phones have gone down the pan
27/06/20 13:28:26
Elvis has left the building
27/06/20 12:26:40
I just called to say, I lav you.
27/06/20 12:18:50
George Michael's pick up place.
27/06/20 11:15:56
Phones 4loo
27/06/20 11:01:06
Boris Johnson reveals the UK's 'world beating' Covid-19 isolation booths.
27/06/20 11:00:24
Pubic telephone
27/06/20 11:12:07
"I think I just Butt Dialled You..."
27/06/20 16:22:23
Jane was sacked for talking on the job.
27/06/20 11:44:04
Designed for a telephone user's convenience.
27/06/20 11:34:44
Can You Hear Me
27/06/20 11:24:44
"How dare you prank call me with that potty mouth of yours!"
27/06/20 11:10:35
''I've forgotten the STD.''''Don't worry, you can't catch them off toilet seats.''
27/06/20 11:04:19
Norman modified his cubicle to mitigate his terrible fear of cold calling.
28/06/20 11:48:11
Loo's change only.
28/06/20 11:45:15
You can drop a dime while you drop a deuce.
28/06/20 10:38:14
Public toilets in Liverpool reopened today.
27/06/20 23:15:11
"It just doesn't ring true John. From where I'm sitting it stinks."
27/06/20 18:56:56
Phone Pee-osk.
27/06/20 18:08:21
Nothing unusual here.
27/06/20 11:48:26
Dave had always wanted an orifice job as a cisterns analyst.
27/06/20 11:14:36
The toilet doesn't have a seat. Or a lid. Or a tank. Or a handle. But the phone works. It'll call up the 1980's for you.
28/06/20 10:37:38
Colin Farrell's dream Phone Booth
28/06/20 9:55:44
Diarrhoea? Vomiting? GET A TEST!
27/06/20 23:49:16
Matt Hancock opens the new bowel cancer early detectioninitiative.
27/06/20 23:27:51
Because of the sickly yellow paint job, they had to put in a receptacle.
27/06/20 22:47:35
Throne box
27/06/20 20:53:08
CRank Caller
27/06/20 16:25:02
"I need to stop phoning these Shatlines... "
27/06/20 16:24:01
This phone is broken, I made a 45 minute call and didn't have to spend a penny.
27/06/20 15:45:13
I'm calling Bull Shit!
27/06/20 15:05:44
I'm on hold.
27/06/20 14:38:58
-"Must be a French telephone"-"Wee"
27/06/20 14:38:38
"I'd like to place a trunk call...."
27/06/20 14:37:52
"Yes. I'd like to place a toilet-to-person call."
27/06/20 14:35:09
"Yes. I'd like to speak to the supervisor."
27/06/20 14:21:50
My landline is rubbish but this is crapper
27/06/20 13:52:29
Dave was determined... all that "your call is important, stay on the line" was ending today
27/06/20 13:01:50
Cubicall
27/06/20 12:11:45
Dr. Loo
27/06/20 12:04:58
This toilet cubicle is always engaged.
27/06/20 11:33:17
''I'm not using that. It's got no seat.''''Don't get so hung up about it.''
27/06/20 11:28:18
No Cards Cack Only
27/06/20 11:16:02
For those who need to talk to Huey on the big white telephone.
27/06/20 11:14:43
Barnard Castle town council adapt public telephones after Dominic Cummings mistakes one for a urinal.
27/06/20 11:13:27
Cell phone.
27/06/20 11:11:51
''That little black monkey has caused a lot of damage.''
27/06/20 11:08:51
After one bout of diarrhea i went through the entire phonebook in vain.
27/06/20 11:01:36
Dave was arrested for making a knobscene phone call.
27/06/20 11:00:30
Public Phone Bogs
27/06/20 11:00:05