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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

You don't see this on the continent.

15/10/17 11:44:22

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It seems to be holding its own --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

"Is this the number 2?"
"It certainly looks like it."

15/10/17 11:14:45

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Mass transhit.

15/10/17 11:25:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

She would need to change at Crewe.

15/10/17 12:49:01

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10477Smuldo

Denise had a Pampered life.

15/10/17 12:17:01

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

Knickershocker Gloria

15/10/17 11:49:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Early commuters are used to being up at the cack of Dawn.

15/10/17 12:14:06

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'Excuse me. There's more sheets upstairs.'

15/10/17 11:42:53

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Is it Mish Money shpending a penny? --Vivvy En
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

The Behindenburg disaster.

15/10/17 11:13:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

Sharon used to have a good business in padded silver skirts, but the bottom has just dropped out of the market.

15/10/17 13:05:05

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Two weeks into her new diet and Prune Ella still looks a bit dumpy.

15/10/17 12:23:22

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

Don't pay any attention to her. She's full of shit.

22/11/17 17:10:36

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

What a piss take.

22/11/17 17:09:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8728Neil Mackenzie

If the bus hadn't done a series of pull ups it might have a number of crèches.

15/10/17 17:44:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5182Greg Curtis

"Hey, baby."

15/10/17 16:47:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3364Vivvy En

Loo's drawerback

15/10/17 14:37:14

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

I was surprised. I offered this lady a hug and she accepted. Then when I actually hugged her she slapped my face.
''What was that for?'' I asked incredulously.
To which she replied:
''You said you were giving me huggies, and then proceeded to molest me.''

15/10/17 12:30:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

Stench knickers

15/10/17 12:12:30

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

Noticing how popular "sagging" was with the lads, Sally thought she'd reverse the trend

15/10/17 12:10:16

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

" .... I'd like to report a suspect package .."

15/10/17 11:58:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

She should have gone by tube.

15/10/17 11:48:32

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

The Great Asscape

15/10/17 11:46:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

At last - the perfect way to avoid being touched up on public transport.

15/10/17 11:44:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Smuggling your gear in your knickers isn't working, love.

15/10/17 11:41:38

 
Neil Holloway Vote score: 15Neil Holloway

Maria was feeling great, nothing could go wrong today.

15/10/17 11:26:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

Botty training

15/10/17 11:18:20

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

She wished she hadn't eaten so many pavlovas at last nights party!

15/10/17 11:14:39

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

A bag of ice in her pants was a reminder for Jane that anal sex wasn't all it was cracked out to be.

15/10/17 11:09:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Assenger bag

15/10/17 11:04:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

"In season tickets please".

15/10/17 11:03:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21042Michael Winner

"Haemorrhoids? Large, painful, drooping haemorrhoids?"

15/10/17 11:02:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21042Michael Winner

That's not how bum bags work, Dave.

15/10/17 11:01:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21042Michael Winner

♫You’re once, twice, three times, a Tena Lady ♫

15/10/17 11:00:57

 
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