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Read my lips...
28/02/19 8:18:57
"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".
28/02/19 10:05:00
"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy"
28/02/19 8:00:08
Difffficult to caption one hANded
28/02/19 8:02:34
This outfit is also available in braille.
28/02/19 8:00:52
I've tested my eyesight 500 times this morning already.
28/02/19 8:00:46
A sight for sore eyes.
28/02/19 8:00:38
"F-A-N-N ... sorry Doc, I can't make out the last letter."
28/02/19 8:02:10
Optician: "Better with, or without?"Patient: "Definitely without"
28/02/19 15:35:05
John failed his eye test 20 times
28/02/19 13:12:44
Alpha Betty
28/02/19 9:19:09
"Am sorry I get all nervous reading this, am alright till I get near the bottom line, then I get into a bit of a flap."
28/02/19 8:10:18
Way Aye Test
28/02/19 8:00:23
I'm Spellbound.
28/02/19 10:01:51
My sight was fine before I started using this eye chart...every day...twice.
28/02/19 9:20:58
Visual acutie
28/02/19 9:02:21
"I am better with figures than letters."
28/02/19 8:36:57
I heard she's bi-focal
28/02/19 16:04:35
A woman of letters.
28/02/19 11:38:52
“Dave, what makes you think she’s the alpha female?”
28/02/19 11:25:38
"She had me under some type of...spell."
28/02/19 10:20:47
"Y'mind, I read with my finger?"
28/02/19 10:19:24
Make sure to read the fine print.
28/02/19 9:00:18
''You're supposed to start at the top, sir.''
28/02/19 8:09:14
"Well sir, I wish you would take these eye tests more serious and stop bringing in a pair of binoculars."
28/02/19 8:07:40
Love at first sight
28/02/19 8:07:07
Y R U starring at me?
01/03/19 5:05:37
This has been a test of the Eyemercency Broad-cast system. This was only a test.
01/03/19 1:58:53
Only polish people were able to pronounce Epfzto's last name.
28/02/19 16:01:37
Specs Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition
28/02/19 15:31:37
You'll have to excuse me Miss, but I'm extremely near sighted.
28/02/19 13:40:10
The Daddy Issue. Next week's issue? 'I wasn't Nan's favourite'.
28/02/19 11:58:09
Gill Sans.
28/02/19 11:46:00
Getting an eyeful.
28/02/19 10:46:58
"Evan please fu...""Ah, no Evan. Just the letters thank-you."
28/02/19 9:07:30
Read between the lines.
28/02/19 9:07:12
Don't spoil the ending.
28/02/19 9:05:28
Men complain that their eyesight worsens after taking the DIY visual acuity test.
28/02/19 8:56:50
Baywatch, read and then get new specs.
28/02/19 8:53:11
Blond caught cheating in typing exam.
28/02/19 8:30:02
"Does she come with French letters?"
28/02/19 8:21:10
It's one of those navels you can read over and over again.
28/02/19 8:19:40
"Never judge a book by its cover" - said Simon.
28/02/19 8:19:35
Text maniac
28/02/19 8:15:13
''I'm from the post office, sir. It's a special delivery.''
28/02/19 8:13:51
I'd letter.
28/02/19 8:08:52
Eddie insisted his eyesight was fine but couldn't understand why the test was on a mannequin
28/02/19 8:07:43
Last row says J-C-F-F-C, trust me I've zoomed in as far as possible.
28/02/19 8:06:29
I'm fine to the bottom line, below that all I can see is V.
28/02/19 8:03:57
"This is the third time you've been back this week Mr Jones,and once again I reiterate, your eyes are completly healthy and there is no need for a retest."
28/02/19 8:02:56
"Don't read too deeply into it, darling."
28/02/19 8:02:41
Sorry folks, I'm going to have to bow out of this one. The closer I got to the bottom I just couldn't think of any one liners.
28/02/19 8:01:13
"You have another optometrist appointment dear? But I thought your vision was 20 - 20."
28/02/19 8:00:30
Her intimate approach to eye exams has made her the most popular optometrist among teen boys age 15 to 50.
"I think I need to get a lot closer to read that bottom line."
28/02/19 8:00:13
Vision Sexpress
28/02/19 8:00:09
She doesn't look like an E cup to me.
28/02/19 8:00:06