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Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Read my lips...

28/02/19 8:18:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".

28/02/19 10:05:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy"

28/02/19 8:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

Difffficult to caption one hANded

28/02/19 8:02:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

This outfit is also available in braille.

28/02/19 8:00:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

I've tested my eyesight 500 times this morning already.

28/02/19 8:00:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

A sight for sore eyes.

28/02/19 8:00:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"F-A-N-N ... sorry Doc, I can't make out the last letter."

28/02/19 8:02:10

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 176Generic RedHead

Optician: "Better with, or without?"
Patient: "Definitely without"

28/02/19 15:35:05

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

John failed his eye test 20 times

28/02/19 13:12:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Alpha Betty

28/02/19 9:19:09

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Am sorry I get all nervous reading this, am alright till I get near the bottom line, then I get into a bit of a flap."

28/02/19 8:10:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Way Aye Test

28/02/19 8:00:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

I'm Spellbound.

28/02/19 10:01:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

My sight was fine before I started using this eye chart...every day...twice.

28/02/19 9:20:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Visual acutie

28/02/19 9:02:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

"I am better with figures than letters."

28/02/19 8:36:57

 
Barry Twig Barry Twig

I heard she's bi-focal

28/02/19 16:04:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

A woman of letters.

28/02/19 11:38:52

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

“Dave, what makes you think she’s the alpha female?”

28/02/19 11:25:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"She had me under some type of...spell."

28/02/19 10:20:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"Y'mind, I read with my finger?"

28/02/19 10:19:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

Make sure to read the fine print.

28/02/19 9:00:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''You're supposed to start at the top, sir.''

28/02/19 8:09:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Well sir, I wish you would take these eye tests more serious and stop bringing in a pair of binoculars."

28/02/19 8:07:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Love at first sight

28/02/19 8:07:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Y R U starring at me?

01/03/19 5:05:37

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

This has been a test of the Eyemercency Broad-cast system.

This was only a test.

01/03/19 1:58:53

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Only polish people were able to pronounce Epfzto's last name.

28/02/19 16:01:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

Specs Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition

28/02/19 15:31:37

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

You'll have to excuse me Miss, but I'm extremely near sighted.

28/02/19 13:40:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

The Daddy Issue. Next week's issue? 'I wasn't Nan's favourite'.

28/02/19 11:58:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Gill Sans.

28/02/19 11:46:00

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

Getting an eyeful.

28/02/19 10:46:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Evan please fu..."

"Ah, no Evan. Just the letters thank-you."

28/02/19 9:07:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

Read between the lines.

28/02/19 9:07:12

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

Don't spoil the ending.

28/02/19 9:05:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Men complain that their eyesight worsens after taking the DIY visual acuity test.

28/02/19 8:56:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

Baywatch, read and then get new specs.

28/02/19 8:53:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Blond caught cheating in typing exam.

28/02/19 8:30:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"Does she come with French letters?"

28/02/19 8:21:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

It's one of those navels you can read over and over again.

28/02/19 8:19:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"Never judge a book by its cover" - said Simon.

28/02/19 8:19:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

Text maniac

28/02/19 8:15:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''I'm from the post office, sir. It's a special delivery.''

28/02/19 8:13:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

I'd letter.

28/02/19 8:08:52

 
Dot Old Vote score: 306Dot Old

Eddie insisted his eyesight was fine but couldn't understand why the test was on a mannequin

28/02/19 8:07:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Last row says J-C-F-F-C, trust me I've zoomed in as far as possible.

28/02/19 8:06:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

I'm fine to the bottom line, below that all I can see is V.

28/02/19 8:03:57

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"This is the third time you've been back this week Mr Jones,and once again I reiterate, your eyes are completly healthy and there is no need for a retest."

28/02/19 8:02:56

 
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