lol

Read my lips...

28/02/19 8:18:57

"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".

28/02/19 10:05:00

lol

"I can read the top five lines ok, then it starts to get fuzzy"

28/02/19 8:00:08

Difffficult to caption one hANded

28/02/19 8:02:34

This outfit is also available in braille.

28/02/19 8:00:52

I've tested my eyesight 500 times this morning already.

28/02/19 8:00:46

A sight for sore eyes.

28/02/19 8:00:38

"F-A-N-N ... sorry Doc, I can't make out the last letter."

28/02/19 8:02:10

Optician: "Better with, or without?"
Patient: "Definitely without"

28/02/19 15:35:05

John failed his eye test 20 times

28/02/19 13:12:44

Alpha Betty

28/02/19 9:19:09

"Am sorry I get all nervous reading this, am alright till I get near the bottom line, then I get into a bit of a flap."

28/02/19 8:10:18

Way Aye Test

28/02/19 8:00:23

I'm Spellbound.

28/02/19 10:01:51

My sight was fine before I started using this eye chart...every day...twice.

28/02/19 9:20:58

Visual acutie

28/02/19 9:02:21

"I am better with figures than letters."

28/02/19 8:36:57

I heard she's bi-focal

28/02/19 16:04:35

A woman of letters.

28/02/19 11:38:52

“Dave, what makes you think she’s the alpha female?”

28/02/19 11:25:38

"She had me under some type of...spell."

28/02/19 10:20:47

"Y'mind, I read with my finger?"

28/02/19 10:19:24

Make sure to read the fine print.

28/02/19 9:00:18

''You're supposed to start at the top, sir.''

28/02/19 8:09:14

"Well sir, I wish you would take these eye tests more serious and stop bringing in a pair of binoculars."

28/02/19 8:07:40

Love at first sight

28/02/19 8:07:07

Y R U starring at me?

01/03/19 5:05:37

This has been a test of the Eyemercency Broad-cast system.

This was only a test.

01/03/19 1:58:53

Only polish people were able to pronounce Epfzto's last name.

28/02/19 16:01:37

Specs Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition

28/02/19 15:31:37

You'll have to excuse me Miss, but I'm extremely near sighted.

28/02/19 13:40:10

The Daddy Issue. Next week's issue? 'I wasn't Nan's favourite'.

28/02/19 11:58:09

Gill Sans.

28/02/19 11:46:00

Getting an eyeful.

28/02/19 10:46:58

"Evan please fu..."

"Ah, no Evan. Just the letters thank-you."

28/02/19 9:07:30

Read between the lines.

28/02/19 9:07:12

Don't spoil the ending.

28/02/19 9:05:28

Men complain that their eyesight worsens after taking the DIY visual acuity test.

28/02/19 8:56:50

Baywatch, read and then get new specs.

28/02/19 8:53:11

Blond caught cheating in typing exam.

28/02/19 8:30:02

"Does she come with French letters?"

28/02/19 8:21:10

It's one of those navels you can read over and over again.

28/02/19 8:19:40

"Never judge a book by its cover" - said Simon.

28/02/19 8:19:35

Text maniac

28/02/19 8:15:13

''I'm from the post office, sir. It's a special delivery.''

28/02/19 8:13:51

I'd letter.

28/02/19 8:08:52

Eddie insisted his eyesight was fine but couldn't understand why the test was on a mannequin

28/02/19 8:07:43

Last row says J-C-F-F-C, trust me I've zoomed in as far as possible.

28/02/19 8:06:29

I'm fine to the bottom line, below that all I can see is V.

28/02/19 8:03:57

"This is the third time you've been back this week Mr Jones,and once again I reiterate, your eyes are completly healthy and there is no need for a retest."

28/02/19 8:02:56

"Don't read too deeply into it, darling."

28/02/19 8:02:41

Sorry folks, I'm going to have to bow out of this one. The closer I got to the bottom I just couldn't think of any one liners.

28/02/19 8:01:13

"You have another optometrist appointment dear? But I thought your vision was 20 - 20."

28/02/19 8:00:30

Her intimate approach to eye exams has made her the most popular optometrist among teen boys age 15 to 50.

28/02/19 8:00:23

"I think I need to get a lot closer to read that bottom line."

28/02/19 8:00:13

Vision Sexpress

28/02/19 8:00:09

She doesn't look like an E cup to me.

28/02/19 8:00:06