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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once.

10/05/20 12:09:22

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“Tonight on, When Hip Replacements Go Wrong.....”

(Nod to 12:05:24)

11/05/20 0:07:30

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Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Bloody dogshit."

10/05/20 14:02:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

Nana split

10/05/20 12:06:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Bless her, she's determined to keep one foot out of the grave.

10/05/20 12:04:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Her sole is ascending

10/05/20 14:04:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Nan’s in pole position.

10/05/20 16:01:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"Terry, are my arthritis pills in your Viagra drawer again?"

10/05/20 15:51:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

I've noticed that the quality of hip replacements has improved immensely over the last 30 years.

10/05/20 12:05:24

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Hello Dave. If I hadn’t seen Stephen’s message today I wouldn’t have realised there was a caption mentioning hip replacement. I, like everyone else assume I read all of the captions before posting but I missed yours and failed to nod. Althou... --Karen Oakenfull
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

"It's her own fault - I warned Nan, if Russell brand is the only person on the bus, get the next one".

10/05/20 13:31:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

If anyone comes within two metres, she knows how to get rid of them.

10/05/20 12:26:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''Can nan can can?''

''Yes, nan can can can.''

10/05/20 12:02:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Nan, here's your bus. Hop on."

10/05/20 12:23:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

My bloody Grandma. Any excuse she gets to show off her ping pong trick...

10/05/20 12:08:58

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

Captain Tom's groupies are now taking things to the extreme.

11/05/20 22:30:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Super gran.

10/05/20 15:07:15

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More like super glue perhaps! --Woofer 6
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

"Nan, when I said go to the bus stop and get ready for a number two, I meant the number two bus"

10/05/20 14:05:28

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Even at the age of 92, Ethel still liked to get her leg over.

10/05/20 12:43:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

She's got one of those hop on, hop off bus tickets.

10/05/20 12:42:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"I'm struggling to make ends meet."

10/05/20 12:28:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

"Stiff joint?"
"Yeah, if you've got one. I could do with a toke"

10/05/20 12:17:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

NO NAN, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LIP READ!

10/05/20 12:06:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

At Alton Towers, gran desperately wanted to ride The Nemesis

12/05/20 9:20:23

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

Grandma stop fannying about!

11/05/20 22:27:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Darn it! Forgot to shower again this morning.

11/05/20 0:33:51

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

It’s so embarrassing when nan gets cramp.

10/05/20 17:47:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1355Willie Johnson

You must be this tall to ride.

10/05/20 17:36:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6086Greg Curtis

Gymnasty

10/05/20 16:46:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

All aboard!

10/05/20 16:04:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

That's one way to hail a ride.

10/05/20 16:04:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

Oh yes i have got them on the right feet

10/05/20 15:34:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Self-raising Fleur

10/05/20 15:16:55

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Shit mi best tights ave just ripped & now mi bollocks are hanging out.

10/05/20 15:14:46

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Clit & Collect.

10/05/20 14:54:42

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

John Cleese revives the Ministry of Silly Walks and loses weight fast.

10/05/20 14:50:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

To get on the bus my gran sometimes needs a leg up

10/05/20 14:44:32

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Whilst Bettie's friends learned to waltz & foxtrot she preferred something a bit more modern.

10/05/20 14:19:11

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

Nan loves doing that trick with her false leg, when the bus is going past.

10/05/20 14:00:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Pubic Transport.

10/05/20 13:55:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Nice legs shame about the face.

10/05/20 13:45:02

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Kor! She's fit.

10/05/20 13:37:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Ethel waited so long for the bus that rigor mortis started to set in

10/05/20 13:33:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

She gets around a bit.

10/05/20 13:21:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Rheumatismic Gymnastics

10/05/20 13:04:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"Get over yourself Nan."

10/05/20 13:00:53

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

A nasty gash was inevitable.

10/05/20 12:55:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

"Excuse me madam, did you drop this tena?"

10/05/20 12:29:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

You can always tell when Mabel's had too much Gran Marnier.

10/05/20 12:27:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"See! Told you my tits aren't at my ankles."

10/05/20 12:22:19

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Granstapo

10/05/20 12:21:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

A Silly Walks Minister takes the bus.

10/05/20 12:21:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Nana Matronic

10/05/20 12:16:59

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

This is where I get off.

10/05/20 12:13:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"It's old as the hills but very flexible."
"It's?"
Oh, I meant the bus timetable."

10/05/20 12:10:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Little Red Riding Hood visited her grandma, dropped off her basket and left again. Grandma had been taking taekwondo lessons. See, Grandma didn't take shit from any wolves.

10/05/20 12:09:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

OAPee

10/05/20 12:07:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

I wish my Gran would stop vandalising bus stops with her wooden leg.

10/05/20 12:04:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

They call her the Grey Goddess.

10/05/20 12:04:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

The side effect of living with untreated thrush for 70 years

10/05/20 12:04:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Ballet nancer

10/05/20 12:03:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Bus stop foils Nazi Nan doing goose steps.

10/05/20 12:02:04

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

The reduced timetable meant Maud was in for the long stretch.

10/05/20 12:00:19

 
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