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James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well.

01/03/19 20:13:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 14208Mark England

At first Simon was nervous about dating but now he was beginning to come out of his shell

01/03/19 20:04:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3676Vivvy En

"I fake tanned before I came out, okay?"

01/03/19 21:31:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 666Karen Oakenfull

“I so glad we’re married at last darling, but getting on the property ladder could take decades.”

01/03/19 20:06:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!"

01/03/19 20:00:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"Have you got any lubricant?"
"You are kidding aren't you?"

01/03/19 20:53:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Ironically they met at a speed dating night

01/03/19 20:06:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 666Karen Oakenfull

Upon asking about how their whirlwind romance came about, they replied, “We don’t know, it all happened so slow.”

02/03/19 23:17:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"and I do para-sliding in my spare time."

01/03/19 21:27:54

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"The wedding day was perfect, even though I waited 7 hours for you to make it down the aisle."

01/03/19 20:28:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

His last relationship broke up on account of a bad case of thrush. This time he had things covered.

01/03/19 21:19:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

In my S cargo trunk of course.

03/03/19 20:52:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"Sam said he's sorry he can't join us, but he was picked up by a little boy and just dropped onto the path, he's now feeling a little shell shocked."

02/03/19 18:44:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"I like long slow kisses."

02/03/19 17:20:50

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

Feelers...

...nothing more than, feelers.

02/03/19 4:06:05

 
G fj Vote score: 473G fj

"Um Darwin, I'm thinking of branching out"

01/03/19 23:32:31

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 176Generic RedHead

Shell company

01/03/19 23:08:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"You know, being so fortunate to carry our homes on our back, do you ever wonder where slugs live"

01/03/19 20:51:52

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

*Giggles* "That IS a really big wand, Theodore. And so many balls."

01/03/19 20:42:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3676Vivvy En

♪ Bus stops, bus goes, she stays, love grows... ♪

01/03/19 20:38:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"Hey-hey...let's take it slow."

01/03/19 20:37:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

The first dance was amazing Brian...you just glide across the dancefloor

01/03/19 20:33:40

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

♫"I only have eyes for you."♫

01/03/19 20:30:49

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Well count yourself lucky we've both got somewhere to sleep.The housing market is spiralling at the moment."

01/03/19 20:26:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"You're the salt of the Earth Harry,"
"Is that supposed to be irony Irene?"

01/03/19 20:26:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

I can't see these Teenage Mutant Jelly Babies catching on with the kids.

01/03/19 20:24:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Ingrid had had enough of Dave's cold. It was the last snail in the coughin

01/03/19 20:19:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"Your place or slime?"

Nod to 20:00:12

01/03/19 20:18:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"It's bad news love, apparently the Council are having a crack down on mobile homes and satellite dishes"

01/03/19 20:15:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

Slugs are so 90's. I mean look at them in their shell suits

01/03/19 20:10:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

She prefers snail-male.

01/03/19 20:09:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

She is really a slug who marry’s purely for houses.

01/03/19 20:07:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Let's escargot you've pulled

01/03/19 20:05:58

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 666Karen Oakenfull

“Now we’re finally married darling, we can leave this allotment and make a new start...”
“Sounds wonderful, but let’s stop and have a celebratory drink at that bar next to the cabbage patch.”

01/03/19 20:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"Your place or mine?"

01/03/19 20:00:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

I know you don't need an umbrella, sweetheart, but I just want to protect you forever.

01/03/19 20:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

The Love Bug

01/03/19 20:00:11

 
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