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Its not you but i really cant see this being a long term relationship
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Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship

16/12/18 8:21:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5886Mr Dome

Icy dead people

16/12/18 8:08:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords
Its not you but i really cant see this being a long term relationship

16/12/18 8:14:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Yes it's a prosthetic leg. I lost the first one when a dog pissed on it.

16/12/18 18:38:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!"

16/12/18 9:57:06

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 883Glad You Remember

"Don't be shy. I'm virgin snow too."

16/12/18 13:17:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

What you mean you want a Freezome with somebody else.

16/12/18 8:35:33

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

I like you as a person but every time we kiss you start dribbling.

16/12/18 18:35:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

The winter of discontent

16/12/18 10:44:09

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1522Funny Bean

"I’m sorry Bill, his name’s Abdomenable."

16/12/18 8:00:30

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 883Glad You Remember

To coldly go where snowman has gone before

16/12/18 13:17:31

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

It's August Brian,now do you believe them when they talk about Climate Change?

16/12/18 10:13:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5886Mr Dome

If you're nice to me I'll give you a snow job later

16/12/18 9:35:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

"Just sit back and relax, Frosty. You're so buttoned up."

16/12/18 8:53:47

 
stone face Vote score: 3089stone face

"So I said to the hairdresser, after she had messed up my hair again -'Listen love! This is the last straw.' "

16/12/18 8:43:37

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1522Funny Bean

"Why are you giving me the cold shoulder?"

16/12/18 8:04:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

Frosty relationship

16/12/18 8:03:20

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Those two in love? It'll never last.

16/12/18 18:32:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4475Chris Keegan

Really? You were hoping I was black???

16/12/18 9:25:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

"Where are those bench warmers when you need them?"

16/12/18 9:22:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

...... i think she’s interested here Terry, OK just play it cool

16/12/18 9:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''I haven't had a crap for days.''

''You must be snowbound again.''

16/12/18 8:01:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

"It's over, do you get the drift?"

16/12/18 8:01:12

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That was cold. --Scrappy Doo
Anthony Smith Vote score: 38Anthony Smith

I'm Hungry. Have you got any more of that frozen pizza?

16/12/18 19:43:21

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 38Anthony Smith

"I hope it doesn't rein-deer!!"

16/12/18 17:04:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5886Mr Dome

Are you having an ice time?

16/12/18 14:02:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Pah! Today's youngsters. Nothing but a generation of snowflakes."

16/12/18 11:29:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Believe me, love. You don't need to join a slimming club. The flab will just melt away soon, you'll see."

16/12/18 11:03:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Where are Mum and Dad, they're never normally late for Christmas dinner...?

16/12/18 10:45:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Love in a cold climate

16/12/18 9:55:12

 
stone face Vote score: 3089stone face

"I know it's Christmas and you need money for the kids, but at the moment I just haven't got a carrot."

16/12/18 8:48:38

 
stone face Vote score: 3089stone face

"It's not fair! You get a breast enlargement and am still left with snow balls."

16/12/18 8:45:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

♪ Whoo oo oo ooo Can you feel the thaws? ♪

16/12/18 8:44:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28349Tony Edwards

Parky bench

16/12/18 8:40:36

 
stone face Vote score: 3089stone face

"Can't we even go for a walk without you bringing the iron?"

16/12/18 8:40:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28349Tony Edwards

Ice Cold Alex

16/12/18 8:36:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Don’t worry it will be all white on the night.

16/12/18 8:31:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

"Thawrry"

16/12/18 8:31:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7209Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm melting."
"Run Forrest, run."

16/12/18 8:26:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''No wonder you're tired, spending all night flying through the air.''

16/12/18 8:14:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"What's that you say, 'watch out for that giant seagull flying overhead'?"

16/12/18 8:12:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''Oh dear, I'm getting the icy stare again.''

16/12/18 8:04:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 687Molly R

"Don't say I'm frigid, I really am not!"

16/12/18 8:03:43

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1522Funny Bean

"I can’t help it if sometimes I blow hot and cold", said Gladys, feeling responsible for the puddle between Frank’s legs.

16/12/18 8:03:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 687Molly R

"Arthur, I love you - but why are you so cold to me these days?"

16/12/18 8:03:22

 
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