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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

Dave had been isolating from his parents for 3 months. Now he is off home with all his washing...

01/06/20 12:14:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

Dave was later arrested for driving at full tilt.

01/06/20 12:53:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

"Now that Primark's back open, I was able to spend my £20 gift voucher."

01/06/20 12:38:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

The Whitehouse have started clearing out any paperwork and physical evidence that Donald Trump might have been telling the nation mistruths.

01/06/20 12:14:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

The caption.me truck on it's way to New Zealand with the readies.

01/06/20 12:16:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"looting?! ME?..."

01/06/20 15:00:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Trash of the Titans

01/06/20 13:14:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

Where's the nearest beauty spot?

01/06/20 12:02:42

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Some drug smugglers just take the piss..

01/06/20 14:11:51

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1996Karen Oakenfull

Carbage

01/06/20 13:18:32

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

For fucks sake take the next sharp right.

01/06/20 13:15:17

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A sharp left would right the load, but good caption. --James Lennox
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

One car pile-up

01/06/20 12:47:05

 
Dev B Vote score: 646Dev B

Babby Gulliver's nappy on the way to dumping ground

01/06/20 12:21:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

Get a job as a delivery driver they said, you'll soon be loaded they said.

01/06/20 12:11:24

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"I'm taking this to the dump."

"And what about the rubbish on top?"

01/06/20 12:08:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Professional movers, all done in one go.

01/06/20 20:22:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

The driver was arrested for being wasted.

01/06/20 16:49:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"It's not very well balanced."
"Well I did tell you to put the fat migrants in the middle."

01/06/20 13:33:13

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Harooold...what now You Dirty Old Man?
Why did we have to get rid of Hercules the horse?
It fucking died that's why!

01/06/20 13:16:17

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Is it in there somewhere? --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Too much junk in the truck.

01/06/20 12:48:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

I'm not hoarding toilet paper. I use this in one weekend.

01/06/20 12:45:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

I've heard of maxipads, but this is ridiculous.

01/06/20 12:43:40

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Car 42 to Control...we have our Minor drug dealer suspect in sight on Highway 66 North Bound.....he looks to have escalated his operation to Major,please advise further course of action.
Control to car 42 copy that..keep in persuit until drop off.

01/06/20 12:12:55

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Tell those illegals to move over more to the right."

01/06/20 12:09:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Emergency supplies of PPI arrive from Turkey

01/06/20 12:08:23

 
Jenny Lindstrom Jenny Lindstrom

I bought a dress for my wife and now shes accessorizing

01/04/21 9:22:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"If the dump will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the dump"

01/06/20 20:12:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Eammon Holmes's Deliveroo on its way

01/06/20 16:29:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Loada

01/06/20 13:04:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

The Beverly Hillnappies

01/06/20 12:58:56

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Heavy no-Goods Vehicle

01/06/20 12:53:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Flyover tipping

(nod to 12:02:42)

01/06/20 12:47:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

Another hoarder off on their hols.

01/06/20 12:36:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"Yes, your drop off will be on track"

01/06/20 12:34:24

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

FedupEx

01/06/20 12:32:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

The Sacky Races

01/06/20 12:21:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

This is the problem with soiled incontinence pads, the load was only half that size before the storm.

01/06/20 12:16:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

Truck-a-roo

01/06/20 12:13:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Roll on Roll off.

01/06/20 12:11:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

The driver is always welcome in restaurants. They love big tippers.

01/06/20 12:06:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Dave, that car of yours is a real trash guzzler."

01/06/20 12:03:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

When the local refuse tip said no vans, there's always that one.....

01/06/20 12:01:28

 
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