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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

He's a member of the crash team.

19/05/20 21:01:31

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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Hospital disorderly

19/05/20 20:38:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"Dr. Livingstoned, I presume?"

19/05/20 20:14:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

You're supposed to shout "CLEAR..."

19/05/20 22:34:32

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 850Stephen Graham

He's off his trolley

20/05/20 15:13:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

"Now testing Corona vaccine #146 ... I'm going to call that one a fail."

19/05/20 20:14:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

Had an accident that wasn't your fault?

19/05/20 20:05:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

The new Director of Pandemic Response

19/05/20 21:04:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

"Side effects may include loss of all motor functions."

19/05/20 20:32:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

The nurses love a good 'hankie-filled-with-chloroform' joke

19/05/20 20:10:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

He should of known better than to eat the hospital food.

20/05/20 6:58:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

Suspect that a colleague is drinking at work ?
Not sure what to do about it?
Contact us at shitonamate.com and we will do the rest.

19/05/20 20:32:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

"What's up Doc?"

19/05/20 20:10:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Taking forty winks after a 72 hour shift

19/05/20 20:02:42

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Dirty bugger.....Oh Winks, sorry. --Woofer 6
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

I warned Dr Black not to offend Miss Scarlett.

19/05/20 20:00:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 606Dev B

He's not a paramedic sir, but a para-glider who came in through the roof

20/05/20 6:46:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Public Health England - if you must use autoerotic asphyxiation, then at least do it in hospital- a ventilator should be near.

20/05/20 0:59:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

"I meant to do that."

19/05/20 22:09:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"I kind of fell into this job."

19/05/20 21:20:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Doctor Foster's been on the Foster's again.

19/05/20 20:40:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"OK, reflexes are GOOD."

19/05/20 20:25:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

"Nurse! I asked you to mop up the placenta."

19/05/20 20:20:10

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5025Chris Halliwell

Practice doesn't always make perfect.

19/05/20 20:17:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"ICU Jimmy."

19/05/20 20:09:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

Quincy always keeps an ear to the ground

19/05/20 20:08:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Dr Tring's oversized index finger often caused him to lose his balance

19/05/20 20:07:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"President Trump has a lot to answer for."

19/05/20 20:06:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

Bed spread

19/05/20 20:06:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Looks like someone's been on the Surgical Spirit

19/05/20 20:03:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

"Tonight on Eeeeeerrrrrrrrr…"

19/05/20 20:03:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

We Knew it was about to be tested, so we concealed the fire alarm under his bed.

20/05/20 12:00:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

Dr No.

20/05/20 10:12:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know how he passed out as an Army Doctor?

20/05/20 7:00:53

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Casualty ward.

20/05/20 4:01:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a front-fall phlebotomy.

20/05/20 0:12:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"I told him we don't take temperatures via the anus anymore."

19/05/20 23:07:11

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14556Dan Nicholls

What are the odds? Attacked by a Croc in a hospital.

19/05/20 22:40:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Dr Bruce adopts a rather unorthodox bedside approach

19/05/20 22:08:23

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Call the Midwife

19/05/20 22:04:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

I C U ..........Jimmy

19/05/20 21:59:52

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Doctor in the hearss

19/05/20 21:54:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

The Government milk healthcare. NHS staff take the rest.

19/05/20 21:48:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Work smarter and in comfort with slip resistant work shoes from Crocs™.

19/05/20 21:17:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Someone's gotten into the Oxycodone again.

19/05/20 21:03:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

Emergency, Ward 10.

19/05/20 20:50:57

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 680Generic RedHead

"Whose great idea was it to hire a doctor with a needle phobia?

19/05/20 20:37:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"Has this been doctored?"

19/05/20 20:24:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

Doctor Feelbad

19/05/20 20:23:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"He was right. It was just a little prick."

19/05/20 20:21:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Running to a Code Blue after someone leaves a bed by the door

19/05/20 20:21:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Dr. Killed-are

19/05/20 20:20:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

Not another doctor with haemophobia?

19/05/20 20:19:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

New Skids on the Doc

19/05/20 20:17:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"Quick, somebody get him some tissues!"

19/05/20 20:12:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Carry on Doctor

19/05/20 20:12:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

When you say that new Turk wasn't that wise....

19/05/20 20:11:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"..and that's why I phialed for divorce."

19/05/20 20:11:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Doctor on Fall

19/05/20 20:10:13

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Yeah Free Fall. --Woofer 6
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

No Dave it goes right foot up, left foot slide. I think you should give up on these Tik Toks

19/05/20 20:09:39

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

It was Steve’s first day and his colleagues recommended he try some Nitrous Oxide to help with nerves...before they all ran away.

19/05/20 20:09:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

"It's okay Mr Johnson, come back. It will be me taking your temperature with this little thermometer here. The doctor was just bringing you a bottle of Lucozade."

19/05/20 20:08:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

It's so encouraging to see NHS numbers falling.

19/05/20 20:01:06

 
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