He's a member of the crash team.

19/05/20 20:01:31

Hospital disorderly

19/05/20 19:38:58

"Dr. Livingstoned, I presume?"

19/05/20 19:14:09

lol

You're supposed to shout "CLEAR..."

19/05/20 21:34:32

He's off his trolley

20/05/20 14:13:22

"Now testing Corona vaccine #146 ... I'm going to call that one a fail."

19/05/20 19:14:20

Had an accident that wasn't your fault?

19/05/20 19:05:17

The new Director of Pandemic Response

19/05/20 20:04:21

"Side effects may include loss of all motor functions."

19/05/20 19:32:41

The nurses love a good 'hankie-filled-with-chloroform' joke

19/05/20 19:10:05

He should of known better than to eat the hospital food.

20/05/20 5:58:47

Suspect that a colleague is drinking at work ?
Not sure what to do about it?
Contact us at shitonamate.com and we will do the rest.

19/05/20 19:32:05

"What's up Doc?"

19/05/20 19:10:58

Taking forty winks after a 72 hour shift

19/05/20 19:02:42

I warned Dr Black not to offend Miss Scarlett.

19/05/20 19:00:14

He's not a paramedic sir, but a para-glider who came in through the roof

20/05/20 5:46:33

Public Health England - if you must use autoerotic asphyxiation, then at least do it in hospital- a ventilator should be near.

19/05/20 23:59:27

"I meant to do that."

19/05/20 21:09:47

"I kind of fell into this job."

19/05/20 20:20:49

Doctor Foster's been on the Foster's again.

19/05/20 19:40:05

"OK, reflexes are GOOD."

19/05/20 19:25:36

"Nurse! I asked you to mop up the placenta."

19/05/20 19:20:10

Practice doesn't always make perfect.

19/05/20 19:17:27

"ICU Jimmy."

19/05/20 19:09:01

Quincy always keeps an ear to the ground

19/05/20 19:08:03

Dr Tring's oversized index finger often caused him to lose his balance

19/05/20 19:07:39

"President Trump has a lot to answer for."

19/05/20 19:06:46

Bed spread

19/05/20 19:06:06

Looks like someone's been on the Surgical Spirit

19/05/20 19:03:43

"Tonight on Eeeeeerrrrrrrrr…"

19/05/20 19:03:14

We Knew it was about to be tested, so we concealed the fire alarm under his bed.

20/05/20 11:00:16

Dr No.

20/05/20 9:12:52

I don’t know how he passed out as an Army Doctor?

20/05/20 6:00:53

Casualty ward.

20/05/20 3:01:42

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a front-fall phlebotomy.

19/05/20 23:12:53

"I told him we don't take temperatures via the anus anymore."

19/05/20 22:07:11

What are the odds? Attacked by a Croc in a hospital.

19/05/20 21:40:18

Dr Bruce adopts a rather unorthodox bedside approach

19/05/20 21:08:23

Call the Midwife

19/05/20 21:04:11

I C U ..........Jimmy

19/05/20 20:59:52

Doctor in the hearss

19/05/20 20:54:35

The Government milk healthcare. NHS staff take the rest.

19/05/20 20:48:36

Work smarter and in comfort with slip resistant work shoes from Crocs™.

19/05/20 20:17:05

Someone's gotten into the Oxycodone again.

19/05/20 20:03:10

Emergency, Ward 10.

19/05/20 19:50:57

"Whose great idea was it to hire a doctor with a needle phobia?

19/05/20 19:37:46

"Has this been doctored?"

19/05/20 19:24:45

Doctor Feelbad

19/05/20 19:23:22

"He was right. It was just a little prick."

19/05/20 19:21:36

Running to a Code Blue after someone leaves a bed by the door

19/05/20 19:21:35

Dr. Killed-are

19/05/20 19:20:51

Not another doctor with haemophobia?

19/05/20 19:19:43

New Skids on the Doc

19/05/20 19:17:51

"Quick, somebody get him some tissues!"

19/05/20 19:12:37

Carry on Doctor

19/05/20 19:12:14

When you say that new Turk wasn't that wise....

19/05/20 19:11:03

"..and that's why I phialed for divorce."

19/05/20 19:11:01

Doctor on Fall

19/05/20 19:10:13

No Dave it goes right foot up, left foot slide. I think you should give up on these Tik Toks

19/05/20 19:09:39

It was Steve’s first day and his colleagues recommended he try some Nitrous Oxide to help with nerves...before they all ran away.

19/05/20 19:09:36

"It's okay Mr Johnson, come back. It will be me taking your temperature with this little thermometer here. The doctor was just bringing you a bottle of Lucozade."

19/05/20 19:08:56

It's so encouraging to see NHS numbers falling.

19/05/20 19:01:06