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He's a member of the crash team.
19/05/20 20:01:31
Hospital disorderly
19/05/20 19:38:58
"Dr. Livingstoned, I presume?"
19/05/20 19:14:09
You're supposed to shout "CLEAR..."
19/05/20 21:34:32
He's off his trolley
20/05/20 14:13:22
"Now testing Corona vaccine #146 ... I'm going to call that one a fail."
19/05/20 19:14:20
Had an accident that wasn't your fault?
19/05/20 19:05:17
The new Director of Pandemic Response
19/05/20 20:04:21
"Side effects may include loss of all motor functions."
19/05/20 19:32:41
The nurses love a good 'hankie-filled-with-chloroform' joke
19/05/20 19:10:05
He should of known better than to eat the hospital food.
20/05/20 5:58:47
Suspect that a colleague is drinking at work ?Not sure what to do about it?Contact us at shitonamate.com and we will do the rest.
19/05/20 19:32:05
"What's up Doc?"
19/05/20 19:10:58
Taking forty winks after a 72 hour shift
19/05/20 19:02:42
I warned Dr Black not to offend Miss Scarlett.
19/05/20 19:00:14
He's not a paramedic sir, but a para-glider who came in through the roof
20/05/20 5:46:33
Public Health England - if you must use autoerotic asphyxiation, then at least do it in hospital- a ventilator should be near.
19/05/20 23:59:27
"I meant to do that."
19/05/20 21:09:47
"I kind of fell into this job."
19/05/20 20:20:49
Doctor Foster's been on the Foster's again.
19/05/20 19:40:05
"OK, reflexes are GOOD."
19/05/20 19:25:36
"Nurse! I asked you to mop up the placenta."
19/05/20 19:20:10
Practice doesn't always make perfect.
19/05/20 19:17:27
"ICU Jimmy."
19/05/20 19:09:01
Quincy always keeps an ear to the ground
19/05/20 19:08:03
Dr Tring's oversized index finger often caused him to lose his balance
19/05/20 19:07:39
"President Trump has a lot to answer for."
19/05/20 19:06:46
Bed spread
19/05/20 19:06:06
Looks like someone's been on the Surgical Spirit
19/05/20 19:03:43
"Tonight on Eeeeeerrrrrrrrr…"
19/05/20 19:03:14
We Knew it was about to be tested, so we concealed the fire alarm under his bed.
20/05/20 11:00:16
Dr No.
20/05/20 9:12:52
I don’t know how he passed out as an Army Doctor?
20/05/20 6:00:53
Casualty ward.
20/05/20 3:01:42
I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a front-fall phlebotomy.
19/05/20 23:12:53
"I told him we don't take temperatures via the anus anymore."
19/05/20 22:07:11
What are the odds? Attacked by a Croc in a hospital.
19/05/20 21:40:18
Dr Bruce adopts a rather unorthodox bedside approach
19/05/20 21:08:23
Call the Midwife
19/05/20 21:04:11
I C U ..........Jimmy
19/05/20 20:59:52
Doctor in the hearss
19/05/20 20:54:35
The Government milk healthcare. NHS staff take the rest.
19/05/20 20:48:36
Work smarter and in comfort with slip resistant work shoes from Crocs™.
19/05/20 20:17:05
Someone's gotten into the Oxycodone again.
19/05/20 20:03:10
Emergency, Ward 10.
19/05/20 19:50:57
"Whose great idea was it to hire a doctor with a needle phobia?
19/05/20 19:37:46
"Has this been doctored?"
19/05/20 19:24:45
Doctor Feelbad
19/05/20 19:23:22
"He was right. It was just a little prick."
19/05/20 19:21:36
Running to a Code Blue after someone leaves a bed by the door
19/05/20 19:21:35
Dr. Killed-are
19/05/20 19:20:51
Not another doctor with haemophobia?
19/05/20 19:19:43
New Skids on the Doc
19/05/20 19:17:51
"Quick, somebody get him some tissues!"
19/05/20 19:12:37
Carry on Doctor
19/05/20 19:12:14
When you say that new Turk wasn't that wise....
19/05/20 19:11:03
"..and that's why I phialed for divorce."
19/05/20 19:11:01
Doctor on Fall
19/05/20 19:10:13
No Dave it goes right foot up, left foot slide. I think you should give up on these Tik Toks
19/05/20 19:09:39
It was Steve’s first day and his colleagues recommended he try some Nitrous Oxide to help with nerves...before they all ran away.
19/05/20 19:09:36
"It's okay Mr Johnson, come back. It will be me taking your temperature with this little thermometer here. The doctor was just bringing you a bottle of Lucozade."
19/05/20 19:08:56
It's so encouraging to see NHS numbers falling.
19/05/20 19:01:06