Glyn Evans
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I only wear it because I own my Mum like I own a piece of jewellery. I keep it on me at all times to keep my anxiety levels down, I'm not a sociopath.
6:59am
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"If you lift up one of the pepperoni slices, there's a picture of my Mum" [Glyn Evans]
Sorry Glyn, was just too late to vote for this.
12:07pm
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"I only meant to put my head out of the window! Hhhhaaaaaarrrroooooooo!!!!" [Glyn Evans]
"I feel persecuted, why are only the Welsh regarded as sheep shaggers?"
"Well, everyone knows that Welsh sheep are sexier"
10:49am
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"I hate this stereotype that the Welsh shag sheep. That's why I moved to New Zealand. It's far more relaxing. When the night draws in, I can shag as many sheep as I want without the stigma" [Glyn Evans]
Incestuous and in health
8:19pm
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"Dad!?"
"...but we've known one another for years and you're already my daughter, Ivanka" [Glyn Evans]
That persecution complex of his is funny but he's got nobody to blame but himself. At least they had enough sense to arm him with only a banana.
If I were them I'd get my sawn off double barrelled cucumbers out and shoot off his knee caps because that's mild disrespect. Street cress is important.
1:18pm
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"I'll give you one last chance...which one of youse has been plantain evidence on me?" [Glyn Evans]
Darn it!
10:37pm
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"Step on it, that ball of wool is getting away!" [Glyn Evans]
Should I vote for Putin, Putin or Putin? The options are so varied, it's so hard to decide - I can't make my mind up!
8:41pm
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"Fuck right off, I can sit on the fence all I like and I'm not going to get dictated to to make my mind up even if you threaten to stick a spike up my arse" [Glyn Evans]
Some people are dying anyway.
4:07am
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"Too big!? You should be grateful. Think of countries where there's famine. Some people would die for the chance to be greedy fat bastards" [Glyn Evans]
"Trap? That sounds highly paranoid - you're not working for my cat, are you?"
10:50am
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"Don't fall into the trap. Your cat doesn't want to kill you, it wants other people to hear you talking about the fact that you think your cat is plotting to kill you so that it can get you sectioned" [Glyn Evans]
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8:18pm
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Being on the gas and electricity board is the only place you're likely to find smart meeters. [Glyn Evans]