And flaky

Ethy

Not exactly a caption.

True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive.

Dave Bryan

I've seen a preview of "Illegitimate"

One of the best bits is after ChopChop's been on a killing spree killing neighbours and family alike, Germaine has the family shotgun trained on ChopChop and she's trying to decide whether to shoot him, but the clown fetish is getting her erotically charged and she's trying to overcome it. ChopChop draws in closer.

Suddenly, Wendy the youngest child who's been hiding appears and says "Pop pop?"

ChopChop stop stops and looks at her with endearing fatherly eyes.

Wendy looks to Germaine angrily and screams "Pop, POP!"

Germaine shoots Wendy instead. ChopChop's surprised as he was expecting to be killed. As the rest of the family are already dead Germaine figures she can start afresh and with ChopChop as her personal enforcer by her side no one will mess with her.

Germaine and ChopChop live happily ever after...until the law catches up with them and it all ends in a Waco style siege.

Glyn Evans

Why have they never brought out a film about Wolfe Tone? They could do a musical, he's got the name for it.

If there is an Indy Ref 2, maybe if England, Ireland and America fucked off with their blatant self-interest, maybe Scotland could have a playing field where they could make a decision in peace. For a more dynamic future in Scotland's own interests, whatever that might be. I can't wait for Indy Ref 3 when 2 comes back with another "No".

Glyn Evans

"Women's lib has come along way - women can now freely use racist, sexist and homophobic language whenever they want when back in the day it was forbidden by the patriarchy for a lady and her sisters to use such common racial, sexist and homophobic slurs. It was seen to be as unbecoming and unladylike. Fight the patriarchal oppressors I say! How dare they try to silence women! Women should be able to enjoy the same fascist luxuries as everyone else!"

Glyn Evans

The problem is if we put Anon into an early grave, we'd never know where it'd be.

Then again with the cost of living rises, pauper's funerals may be a thing of the future as funerals can be expensive. That is unless we're willing to have a whip round of all the other captioners to get Anon a coffin and tombstone rather than bury him/her in a shallow grave.

Glyn Evans

Looks like a bad case of 'make-him-care' phenom-anon

KT A

Lol. Yes, I know. Some folk will go to extreme lengths to do this. Folk are allowed not to care but that doesn't mean that because you care about one specific thing, everyone has to too. I thought that's how democracy works.

I'm only saying this because I've broken into Anon's home and have a gun pointed at their head at the minute in order to get them to type the words I want them to type. It's for everyone's benefit, really it is and I'm not some sort of vigilante fascist, really I'm not.

Glyn Evans

Sounds like Ketanji Brown Jackson.