lol x2 creative x3

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

Dread Man Walking.

29/10/14 9:04:37

creative

"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 11:05:39

clever x2

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

clever

"It's not you, it's me. I need space."

23/10/16 11:16:15

lol

For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference.

31/01/14 8:13:20

Plaque Beauty

11/01/13 12:11:03

Tubebacca.

21/08/18 7:37:02

clever

"Weeeeee!"

05/10/16 19:29:28

clever

"Time for payback. Let's see how Goldilocks likes it."

05/08/18 11:01:39

"I prefer this. I find Oral Bee stings a little."

29/05/18 19:25:05

Cross dresser.

12/02/14 20:06:46

Derrick showed off his werewolf tattoo which can only be seen during a full moon.

03/06/13 8:58:31

I imagine he has a spare tyre.

27/09/18 11:10:05

lol x2

Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump.

02/04/16 12:10:04

Tripping on the stairs.

02/06/15 11:39:19

From the Ann Winters catalogue.

19/09/14 11:33:35

Bob couldn't stand the new perfume his wife was wearing - Channel No.5.

18/03/14 10:34:17

Sophie had a sphere headache.

02/12/13 12:01:55

"- and that's a beautiful save by the goatkeeper."

29/04/13 7:31:13

lol x2 creative

"This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly."

07/10/16 7:24:31

"Stop picking at your food."

03/10/15 12:24:42

lol

Although the mugger was dressed as Batman, the victim identified the assailant as "that Robin bastard."

02/12/14 13:26:25

creative

What a zombie sees.

29/07/18 19:32:34

Runs like cluckwork.

23/02/18 9:12:27

"I guarantee with our law firm, we can get you custardy."

30/03/16 11:39:26

"Warning. This program contains flushing images."

06/03/16 14:11:59

Bedrock has finally got a McDonalds.

23/01/16 12:18:22

Sample Menu.

15/07/15 19:00:25

creative x2

"You pulled the same shit with the three bears, but not with us. Get out of our house."

20/06/14 11:21:34

Turnip the volume.

12/06/14 11:05:38

Spawn off shotgun.

17/04/14 11:00:34

Walking the Plonk.

26/03/14 20:06:42

"I can't believe Hillary forgot the flag."

24/02/14 12:03:10

The missing consignment of Viagra is finally found; the perpetrator misread the instructions trying to get a stiff duck.

28/01/14 8:10:52

Satzoomer.

04/05/13 11:07:02

Death Roe.

15/07/14 11:23:45

The storey so far...

15/06/14 11:31:44

"Bonnet Appetite."

24/04/14 8:44:54

"I can never see my feet in milk. It's almost as if I lactose."

29/01/14 12:12:47

Daryl was in continent.

16/08/13 7:29:51

Delay Misérables.

17/04/13 8:13:42

Love comes naturally, don't faucet.

21/03/13 12:05:27

Chimp My Ride

28/01/13 12:13:48

lol

Snack my bitch up.

13/07/16 13:33:12

My fridge is on the blink.

15/04/16 19:26:04

Even though it was my birthday, Harry obviously wanted me to comment on his new blazer.

01/07/15 11:43:06

"And it's goodnight from me..."

17/12/14 22:11:32

clever

"Is that a Trench coat?"

24/11/18 9:01:55

Vitamin C World

26/07/18 19:37:35