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Glyn Evans
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Bond: "You expect me to stalk?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to rye!"
:^)
10:14pm
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So this Bond villain owns a farm. [Glyn Evans]
If old hats are trollies, unless it's a trolley of old hats but then when do you ever see a trolley of old hats?
4:34pm
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The things that students steal nowadays. Shopping trolleys are old hat. [Glyn Evans]
Cornfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
Bond: "That's guaranteed. The laser's not even reached my crotch yet but everything around me is burning. Then again, what do you expect when you fire a laser into a corn field?"
4:40pm
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So this Bond villain owns a farm. [Glyn Evans]
Which famous heavyweight boxer, was notorious for always burping and farting, all through his fights?
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Gaseous Clay..
10:42am
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Cow farting emissions add to climate change. So when humans fart, are we actively contributing to global warming too? If this is so, should we seek to reduce human farting emissions by 2030? Surely then, should we outlaw fart jokes and ensure our diets limit our farting capacity? Who would have thought that we are potentially destroying ourselves through farting. This is a sad day for farting. [Glyn Evans]
Nice one. Well as long as Clay knocked people out with a punch rather than with one of his farts!
7:53am
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Cow farting emissions add to climate change. So when humans fart, are we actively contributing to global warming too? If this is so, should we seek to reduce human farting emissions by 2030? Surely then, should we outlaw fart jokes and ensure our diets limit our farting capacity? Who would have thought that we are potentially destroying ourselves through farting. This is a sad day for farting. [Glyn Evans]
Tchaikovski? Absolutely. As long as it's a Russian ballet, I'm sure he'll want in.
:^)
10:40pm
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"For what production? The Nutcracker?" [Glyn Evans]
That's what you call a C-flat!
8:58pm
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Well that backfired. I'll never try to smuggle a cat in my French horn case again. [Glyn Evans]
Maybe it's just a compact 'E' after the 'G'.
12:42pm
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Needs an E. [Glyn Evans]
Too bad there's no drug that ensures proper spelling or grammar or literacy, right?
12:48pm
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Needs an E. [Glyn Evans]
I think three lines would sort it out
12:54pm
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Needs an E. [Glyn Evans]