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Glyn Evans
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10/01/14 12:00:12 |
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Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
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29/10/14 9:04:37 |
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05/07/13 12:05:39 |
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24/02/19 12:28:25 |
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"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44 |
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hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
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"It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 12:16:15 |
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16/07/21 8:06:13 |
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For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20 |
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11/01/13 12:11:03 |
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"The ad did say "For Sale: Remote TV..." 15/05/19 12:06:47 |
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21/08/18 8:37:02 |
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05/10/16 20:29:28 |
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"Time for payback. Let's see how Goldilocks likes it." 05/08/18 12:01:39 |
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"I prefer this. I find Oral Bee stings a little." 29/05/18 20:25:05 |
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12/02/14 20:06:46 |
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Derrick showed off his werewolf tattoo which can only be seen during a full moon. 03/06/13 9:58:31 |
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...at the South Pole? --Ross Davidson
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19/02/21 8:09:44 |
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What the hell did that seagull eat? 30/05/19 8:02:24 |
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I imagine he has a spare tyre. 27/09/18 12:10:05 |
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Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 13:10:04 |
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02/06/15 12:39:19 |
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From the Ann Winters catalogue. 19/09/14 12:33:35 |
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Bob couldn't stand the new perfume his wife was wearing - Channel No.5. 18/03/14 10:34:17 |
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02/12/13 12:01:55 |
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"- and that's a beautiful save by the goatkeeper." 29/04/13 8:31:13 |
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"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" Tue 8:02:42 |
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22/09/21 20:02:31 |
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How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
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22/08/21 8:00:50 |
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"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23 |
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07/10/16 8:24:31 |
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You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
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03/10/15 13:24:42 |
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02/12/14 13:26:25 |
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"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 8:20:27 |
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"You scratch my back, and I'll comb yours" 14/08/20 8:04:33 |
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29/07/18 20:32:34 |
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23/02/18 9:12:27 |
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"I guarantee with our law firm, we can get you custardy." 30/03/16 12:39:26 |
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"Warning. This program contains flushing images." 06/03/16 14:11:59 |
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Bedrock has finally got a McDonalds. 23/01/16 12:18:22 |
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15/07/15 20:00:25 |
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"You pulled the same shit with the three bears, but not with us. Get out of our house." 20/06/14 12:21:34 |
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12/06/14 12:05:38 |
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17/04/14 12:00:34 |
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26/03/14 20:06:42 |
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"I can't believe Hillary forgot the flag." 24/02/14 12:03:10 |
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28/01/14 8:10:52 |
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I would have fed it to the chickens, then I might have got a stiff Cock. --Neil Mackenzie
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04/05/13 12:07:02 |
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15/07/14 12:23:45 |
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15/06/14 12:31:44 |
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24/04/14 9:44:54 |
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"I can never see my feet in milk. It's almost as if I lactose." 29/01/14 12:12:47 |
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16/08/13 8:29:51 |
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17/04/13 9:13:42 |
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Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27 |
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28/01/13 12:13:48 |
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"This is much better than the smiling clown wallpaper your Mum wanted..." 09/09/21 20:19:53 |
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There must be a release of pharaohmones 20/04/21 8:02:29 |
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"Waiter, waiter there's a hare in my cabbage" 07/04/21 20:02:24 |
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I was tempted as "soup's" the most associative with that old joke but I decided to stick with cabbage --Glyn Evans
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What's the most dangerous activity that a Snowman can do? - Summer salting 06/04/21 8:06:09 |
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Everyone on The Magic Roundabout gets busted after Dougal joins the Drugs Squad. 15/11/20 12:00:16 |
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02/04/20 8:04:38 |
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The patina adds value. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I never knew ice creams could read" said Sister Sofia 15/02/20 20:20:47 |
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Jesus was always surrounded by twelve figures. 14/12/19 8:07:12 |
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13/09/19 8:00:19 |
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He's a bloody so-and-so --Mr Dome
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"At least I don't see dead people any more." 10/06/19 8:41:12 |
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05/05/19 12:09:02 |
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17/04/19 20:08:57 |
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06/02/19 12:11:18 |
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Hmm. But if it was that, there would only be two dots before the letters, not three, surely? --Molly R
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03/01/19 13:05:32 |
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13/07/16 14:33:12 |
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15/04/16 20:26:04 |
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Even though it was my birthday, Harry obviously wanted me to comment on his new blazer. 01/07/15 12:43:06 |
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"And it's goodnight from me..." 17/12/14 22:11:32 |
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It looks like that bloody javelin thrower's back. 25/05/20 14:19:30 |
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"You see that?" 02/05/20 12:01:16 |
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24/11/18 9:01:55 |
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26/07/18 20:37:35 |
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Shirley's getting treatment for her fear of birds, she's being emu-nised. 12/10/16 20:34:47 |
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Do not be frightened Shirley, come on step out of the closet... --Andrea Hickling
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27/10/15 9:41:25 |
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Must write capt...ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ..... 08/10/15 12:00:12 |
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I think I've just got the joke - only took me about seven hours - doh! --Tony Busby
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"I can't get an word in edgeways with that new intern, he's very self centred, it's all me me me..." 29/09/15 12:01:32 |
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11/07/15 12:16:22 |
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05/07/15 13:10:47 |
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05/07/15 13:09:59 |
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05/07/14 20:16:49 |
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"No, I don't think you're overdressed - anyway we're in Pamplona, who's going to notice?" 25/06/14 12:14:45 |
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I really like the way this caption fits the picture...the man distracted saying the line while the woman is noticing a cloud of dust coming closer. ;-) --Guideaux
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23/04/14 8:59:36 |
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01/06/13 8:25:49 |
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28/02/13 12:55:13 |
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"Keep on walking, this is our turf for picking up clients" 15/05/21 20:09:00 |
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Ass-tro turf. --Willie Johnson
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"Best out of five? - You're not very good at this arm wrestling, Doc" 23/02/21 20:00:32 |
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11/02/21 12:10:10 |
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29/11/20 8:13:12 |
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15/01/20 12:09:42 |
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"Is that a limited edition Mega-Mini-Milk?" 17/12/19 20:32:13 |
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05/12/19 20:15:29 |
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It does --Mr Dome
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"We offer this bamboo so that you will spare our village, o Mega Panda" 12/04/19 9:23:57 |
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Unlike suckling pig there's no apple in the mouth, only a charred tennis ball. 01/02/19 20:56:26 |
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"I knew £1 was too good to be true for a cheap flight." 10/12/18 12:06:33 |
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"Quick Rambo, stop it before it starts an earthquake on the other side of the world!" 10/12/18 8:08:04 |
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more captions
...said Spiderman to the Pope.
9:00am
comment on caption:
"We could do with a man like you, I hear you have plenty of access to kids" [Glyn Evans]
"...and I'll teach you how to get on the web, that opens up plenty more access to kids. We'll become stronger by working together and increasing our network"
9:00am
comment on caption:
"We could do with a man like you, I hear you have plenty of access to kids" [Glyn Evans]
She finds it difficult to end the sentence.
Another Anon
8:36am
comment on caption:
"This grammar is truly terrible" exclaimed Anon. [Glyn Evans]
"This grammar is truly terrible" exclaimed Anon.
"She doesn't seem that terrible to me" exclaimed Anon Another."
10:03am
comment on caption:
"This grammar is truly terrible" exclaimed Anon. [Glyn Evans]
Would truly terrible grammar be like S&M for Anon?
"That semi-colon's been misused, I can't bear to look but I need you to turn the page Mistress. Punish me more"
2:02pm
comment on caption:
"This grammar is truly terrible" exclaimed Anon. [Glyn Evans]
Actually for that matter, we don't know where you've been. And we don't want to have to clean you or the exhibits.
9:41pm
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...You don't know where the exhibits have been. [Glyn Evans]
Please see 12:00:20
12:05pm
comment on caption:
"Stop panicking, there's no need to get into a flap" [Glyn Evans]
I do
8:12am
comment on caption:
"Stop panicking, there's no need to get into a flap" [Glyn Evans]
I only called him a flake
12:29pm
comment on caption:
"You shouldn't have insulted the ice cream scooper" [Glyn Evans]
It was only after the leper told Jesus that he didn't want his help and that if he was such a miracle worker why doesn't he get the Romans to put him on the payroll and cure all-sorts of different diseases that are effecting the surrounding area rather than going around preaching to everyone and helping people only when there's an audience about. Surely that would be a more effective use of his time?
- Jesus was not pleased.
5:07pm
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"...and Jesus said unto the leper..." [Glyn Evans]