
Glyn Evans
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Lol. Yes, I know. Some folk will go to extreme lengths to do this. Folk are allowed not to care but that doesn't mean that because you care about one specific thing, everyone has to too. I thought that's how democracy works.
I'm only saying this because I've broken into Anon's home and have a gun pointed at their head at the minute in order to get them to type the words I want them to type. It's for everyone's benefit, really it is and I'm not some sort of vigilante fascist, really I'm not.
10:16am
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"Don't you be giving me any of your lip sucker, it's important that we respect one another"
"Is that why you beat the fuck out of him so he could respect your fists?"
"I had to make him care, it's not my fault that he doesn't. He was making me so frustrated by not listening and respecting the words that I was typing so I had to. And he was making comments too so I had to put a stop to it"
"Yeah, but I don't think putting Anon in an early grave is the answer" [Glyn Evans]
Sounds like Ketanji Brown Jackson.
11:06am
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"Goldilocks, is this the bear that assaulted you when you broke into their house?" [Glyn Evans]
"I'm sorry ladies but I prefer someone with meat on their bones..."
8:18pm
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"You know that old joke about the Skeleton who couldn't go to the party because he had nobody to go with? Well, we were all free that night...what's wrong with any of us? - if you ask me he must be snooty..." [Glyn Evans]
Or La Doggy Vita perhaps?
11:41am
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La Doggy Vita [Glyn Evans]
"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage."
6:26am
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"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" [Glyn Evans]
"Look, I took the liberty of examining the toad when I got home and I discovered the only reason it had been sitting on its lilly pad in the first place is that it had been nailed there"
11:38am
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"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" [Glyn Evans]
You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉
3:03pm
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Most won't survive
Many will fail
Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making [Glyn Evans]
That depends on your initial IQ. It would become 100 if you ate everyone else in the world.

Safer to eat one child more intelligent than yourself as that guarantees your IQ improves
1:27pm
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Does your IQ improve because there's no one left to compare it to? [Glyn Evans]
What type of vacuum cleaner does Superman want if it doesn't *uck?
7:59pm
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"You'll regret this Superman!"
"No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now" [Glyn Evans]
That's no Joy.
4:46pm
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Joy's on her monthly cycle [Glyn Evans]