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Glyn Evans
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No it f-cking wouldn't.
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7:43am
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"There were two in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"
"No fucking way, how many times do you have to rollover to have enough room in the bed?" [Glyn Evans]
Some people swear in most of their captions to try and evoke more of a reaction. Some people seem to enjoy this and find it amusing. Some don't.
5:24pm
comment on caption:
"There were two in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"
"No fucking way, how many times do you have to rollover to have enough room in the bed?" [Glyn Evans]
"No way" could have done, but I prefer fucking to evoke how pissed off he/she/it is with the little shit having rolled over so many times before and still they're not happy. By swearing in that last sentence hopefully it evokes the right use of context for the scenario, but I understand that folk can find swearing unnecessary, superfluous, demeaning or overly aggressive. It exists and people do use it. And I agree, some people want to use it to evoke, whilst others revoke it.
8:08pm
comment on caption:
"There were two in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"
"No fucking way, how many times do you have to rollover to have enough room in the bed?" [Glyn Evans]
Fun facts: Pencils actually had lead originally, and we all know the deleterious effects of lead poisoning (That's why they took the lead out of gasoline aka petrol. Can you imagine being at risk for brain damage just so your car won't knock?) It was replaced with graphite (a form of carbon) mid-twentieth century or before. Colored pencils, on the other hand, are a pigment mixed with wax (or some other substance that comes off onto paper when you write with it) and have no graphite or lead.
6:30pm
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"This was the technology they used before everything went completely digital. This is called a book, it's made out of paper. And this is a wooden stick with a lead filament they used to make markings, it's called a pencil"
"Whoa. They were so primitive in the 21st Century. Is the reason you're doing it that way is because that's the way they did it back then too? Did they also not have telekinesis?" [Glyn Evans]
https://www.thompson-morgan.com/p/tomtatoreg-ketchup-n-friestrade-ketchup-and-chips/t47176TM
:^)
7:45pm
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"What!? She was really a tomato?" [Glyn Evans]
Yes, of course. I should have thought, they used to use lead paint on kids' toys. I wasn't thinking it's probably due to the amount of lead filled pencils I've been using. Lol
7:55pm
comment on caption:
"This was the technology they used before everything went completely digital. This is called a book, it's made out of paper. And this is a wooden stick with a lead filament they used to make markings, it's called a pencil"
"Whoa. They were so primitive in the 21st Century. Is the reason you're doing it that way is because that's the way they did it back then too? Did they also not have telekinesis?" [Glyn Evans]
Lol. I like the addition of Egg and Chips plant. I wonder what others they'll come up with?
7:37am
comment on caption:
"What!? She was really a tomato?" [Glyn Evans]
Touching!
12:54pm
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"My Uncle Midas knits me the best stuff" [Glyn Evans]
It took a while, but I think you're right. (Not pictured.)
4:38am
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Forty five minutes in. No votes so far for anyone. If someone votes for this caption, that boat will float, I promise. [Glyn Evans]
To make sure that this caption gets no more votes, the promise has already been fulfilled, the boat was never specified. I really do hope people wouldn't be expecting miracles where you can influence real life events through pictures. Imagine if that could really happen?
12:11pm
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Forty five minutes in. No votes so far for anyone. If someone votes for this caption, that boat will float, I promise. [Glyn Evans]