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Glyn Evans
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10/01/14 12:00:12 |
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Or "Marital Kombat" :-)
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29/10/14 9:04:37 |
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05/07/13 11:05:39 |
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24/02/19 12:28:25 |
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"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44 |
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hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen'
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"It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 11:16:15 |
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16/07/21 7:06:13 |
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For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20 |
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11/01/13 12:11:03 |
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"The ad did say "For Sale: Remote TV..." 15/05/19 11:06:47 |
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21/08/18 7:37:02 |
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05/10/16 19:29:28 |
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"Time for payback. Let's see how Goldilocks likes it." 05/08/18 11:01:39 |
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"I prefer this. I find Oral Bee stings a little." 29/05/18 19:25:05 |
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12/02/14 20:06:46 |
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Derrick showed off his werewolf tattoo which can only be seen during a full moon. 03/06/13 8:58:31 |
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...at the South Pole?
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19/02/21 8:09:44 |
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What the hell did that seagull eat? 30/05/19 7:02:24 |
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I imagine he has a spare tyre. 27/09/18 11:10:05 |
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Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 12:10:04 |
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02/06/15 11:39:19 |
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From the Ann Winters catalogue. 19/09/14 11:33:35 |
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Bob couldn't stand the new perfume his wife was wearing - Channel No.5. 18/03/14 10:34:17 |
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02/12/13 12:01:55 |
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"- and that's a beautiful save by the goatkeeper." 29/04/13 7:31:13 |
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"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" 19/10/21 7:02:42 |
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22/09/21 19:02:31 |
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How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it.
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22/08/21 7:00:50 |
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"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23 |
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07/10/16 7:24:31 |
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You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative!
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03/10/15 12:24:42 |
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02/12/14 13:26:25 |
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"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 7:20:27 |
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"You scratch my back, and I'll comb yours" 14/08/20 7:04:33 |
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29/07/18 19:32:34 |
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23/02/18 9:12:27 |
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"I guarantee with our law firm, we can get you custardy." 30/03/16 11:39:26 |
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"Warning. This program contains flushing images." 06/03/16 14:11:59 |
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Bedrock has finally got a McDonalds. 23/01/16 12:18:22 |
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15/07/15 19:00:25 |
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"You pulled the same shit with the three bears, but not with us. Get out of our house." 20/06/14 11:21:34 |
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12/06/14 11:05:38 |
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17/04/14 11:00:34 |
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26/03/14 20:06:42 |
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"I can't believe Hillary forgot the flag." 24/02/14 12:03:10 |
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28/01/14 8:10:52 |
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I would have fed it to the chickens, then I might have got a stiff Cock.
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04/05/13 11:07:02 |
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15/07/14 11:23:45 |
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15/06/14 11:31:44 |
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24/04/14 8:44:54 |
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"I can never see my feet in milk. It's almost as if I lactose." 29/01/14 12:12:47 |
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16/08/13 7:29:51 |
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17/04/13 8:13:42 |
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Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27 |
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28/01/13 12:13:48 |
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I go by Smarties because I prefer taking the tube. 23/10/21 11:05:51 |
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Or Smarties perhaps?
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"This is much better than the smiling clown wallpaper your Mum wanted..." 09/09/21 19:19:53 |
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There must be a release of pharaohmones 20/04/21 7:02:29 |
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"Waiter, waiter there's a hare in my cabbage" 07/04/21 19:02:24 |
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I was tempted as "soup's" the most associative with that old joke but I decided to stick with cabbage
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What's the most dangerous activity that a Snowman can do? - Summer salting 06/04/21 7:06:09 |
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Everyone on The Magic Roundabout gets busted after Dougal joins the Drugs Squad. 15/11/20 12:00:16 |
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02/04/20 7:04:38 |
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The patina adds value.
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"I never knew ice creams could read" said Sister Sofia 15/02/20 20:20:47 |
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Jesus was always surrounded by twelve figures. 14/12/19 8:07:12 |
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13/09/19 7:00:19 |
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He's a bloody so-and-so
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"At least I don't see dead people any more." 10/06/19 7:41:12 |
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05/05/19 11:09:02 |
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17/04/19 19:08:57 |
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06/02/19 12:11:18 |
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Hmm. But if it was that, there would only be two dots before the letters, not three, surely?
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03/01/19 13:05:32 |
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13/07/16 13:33:12 |
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15/04/16 19:26:04 |
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Even though it was my birthday, Harry obviously wanted me to comment on his new blazer. 01/07/15 11:43:06 |
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"And it's goodnight from me..." 17/12/14 22:11:32 |
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It looks like that bloody javelin thrower's back. 25/05/20 13:19:30 |
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"You see that?" 02/05/20 11:01:16 |
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24/11/18 9:01:55 |
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26/07/18 19:37:35 |
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Shirley's getting treatment for her fear of birds, she's being emu-nised. 12/10/16 19:34:47 |
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Do not be frightened Shirley, come on step out of the closet...
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27/10/15 9:41:25 |
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Must write capt...ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ..... 08/10/15 11:00:12 |
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I think I've just got the joke - only took me about seven hours - doh!
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"I can't get an word in edgeways with that new intern, he's very self centred, it's all me me me..." 29/09/15 11:01:32 |
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11/07/15 11:16:22 |
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05/07/15 12:10:47 |
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05/07/15 12:09:59 |
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05/07/14 19:16:49 |
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"No, I don't think you're overdressed - anyway we're in Pamplona, who's going to notice?" 25/06/14 11:14:45 |
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I really like the way this caption fits the picture...the man distracted saying the line while the woman is noticing a cloud of dust coming closer. ;-)
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23/04/14 7:59:36 |
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01/06/13 7:25:49 |
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28/02/13 12:55:13 |
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05/12/21 20:40:52 |
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"Keep on walking, this is our turf for picking up clients" 15/05/21 19:09:00 |
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Ass-tro turf.
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"Best out of five? - You're not very good at this arm wrestling, Doc" 23/02/21 20:00:32 |
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11/02/21 12:10:10 |
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29/11/20 8:13:12 |
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15/01/20 12:09:42 |
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"Is that a limited edition Mega-Mini-Milk?" 17/12/19 20:32:13 |
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05/12/19 20:15:29 |
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It does
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"We offer this bamboo so that you will spare our village, o Mega Panda" 12/04/19 8:23:57 |
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Unlike suckling pig there's no apple in the mouth, only a charred tennis ball. 01/02/19 20:56:26 |
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more captions
"Gotta do what I did ten years ago. I'm gonna head out."
6:45pm
comment on caption:
"...and this is how I remember exiting Mummy" [Glyn Evans]
"Son, as long as you don't try re-entering Mummy, you're fine."
8:08am
comment on caption:
"...and this is how I remember exiting Mummy" [Glyn Evans]
No kidding?
5:43pm
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"Mum, Mum, Uncle Lionel, I invited you all here tonight because I thought it was about time that I came out to you as a paedophile..." [Glyn Evans]
...and so was this one....
9:06am
comment on caption:
"...this little piggy was on coke..." [Glyn Evans]
"Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Snake."
3:40pm
comment on caption:
"...this little piggy was on coke..." [Glyn Evans]
The evolutionary line between dinosaurs and birds has never seemed stranger. From Cretaceous diners to Christmas dinner.
11:38am
comment on caption:
The Days Before Turkey [Glyn Evans]
The other day I saw a photo of Piers Corbyn breathing fire at an anti-lockdown street party in 2020. Sometimes, in spite of our best efforts on caption.me, truth is stranger than fiction.
12:41pm
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An unhinged anti-vaxxer follows up on Piers Corbyn's advice about burning down MPs' offices. Luckily no one was hurt by the fire but everyone in the vicinity caught Omicron because the dragon hadn't had it's jabs. [Glyn Evans]
Somebody got offended by this because they're a dedicated soft drink consumer and as they've drunk so much of a particular fizzy drink over the years they consider it as part of their identity. We are now no longer allowed to criticize edible consumer items because you are what you eat.
You don't know which loyal customers it could offend and there have been several terrorist attacks and conflicts carried out as a result of extremist consumer beliefs and people's self identification with a product.
We should share more of the love because it encourages more people to buy more of their favourite consumer products and doesn't disrupt the market.
8:56pm
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"The Holidays Aren't Coming, The Holidays Aren't Coming, This is What We Do For The Rest of the Year When there's not a Christian Consumer Festive Holiday...Not Always Coca-Cola" [Glyn Evans]
Nigerian Princes get such a bad wrap, it's Anarctican ones you have to beware of
7:57pm
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I've heard the youth in Asia are very entertaining. I'd opt for that.
9:13pm
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"After completing all of my studies, getting and keeping a great high paying job, buying a house, starting and successfully having a family, putting all the kids through university...we all end up here"
"If you had the chance, would you do it all over again Ralph?"
"No, I'd opt for euthanasia" [Glyn Evans]