Door: "Don't listen to him, he's always being a diva about post traumatic stress.
Don't say anything but ever since we got him as an outdoor mailbox, he's been a life saver as nobody off loads anything on to me anymore.
The owners haven't realised the sweet deal I have. The last thing I want is to have to do what he has to do, as I did back then. That would be truly terrible.
I must always remember that I am a strong door and I will never be a doormat again"
"I must warn you that all my friends are in the same kangaroo cult, so in order to keep them happy I am too. We primarily like repeating the same stuff to one another so try not to go off track, oh and there may potentially be a mass suicide involved at some point.
Please join us, you know you want to... 😵💫
Of course after you've passed the compulsory gang initiation test which you'll obviously complete because you'll want to join our super special club, it'll also show if you're worthy enough of belonging with us"
"Nah, it sounds like this whole thing comes with conditions like when you say jump, I jump so I'm going to bounce"
None needed, I'm not territorial and writing this caption is not my only means of survival.
Even when someone puts a caption that's exactly the same, I find it quite fun because it doesn't result in the same scores for both parties.
Some folk might see one rather than or before the other, some might prefer one to the other, and some folk won't necessarily dish out points to both, and they don't have to either.
Anyway if a caption's place is already taken, it's great fun to think of something else.
Please, if a caption needs sauce or already has plenty, add as required (although when competing you'll have no idea it's me) 🍝🧑🍳
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11:10am
comment on caption:
The Ministry of Sill Walks [Glyn Evans]
Yeah, he'll never be able to hang off that ledge properly with that hammer
8:17am
comment on caption:
The Ministry of Sill Walks [Glyn Evans]
...at 8:00:53.
10:36am
comment on caption:
The fly on the wall documentary ended abruptly [Glyn Evans]
A little vote for having the Bye/bi plane ahead of the higher scoring later one
8:52pm
comment on caption:
"Bye! Plane!" "Bye! Plane!" *smash* [Glyn Evans]
Door: "Don't listen to him, he's always being a diva about post traumatic stress.
Don't say anything but ever since we got him as an outdoor mailbox, he's been a life saver as nobody off loads anything on to me anymore.
The owners haven't realised the sweet deal I have. The last thing I want is to have to do what he has to do, as I did back then. That would be truly terrible.
I must always remember that I am a strong door and I will never be a doormat again"
4:36pm
comment on caption:
"Don't feed me any more of those parcels otherwise you'll give me post traumatic stress" [Glyn Evans]
"I must warn you that all my friends are in the same kangaroo cult, so in order to keep them happy I am too. We primarily like repeating the same stuff to one another so try not to go off track, oh and there may potentially be a mass suicide involved at some point.
Please join us, you know you want to... 😵💫
Of course after you've passed the compulsory gang initiation test which you'll obviously complete because you'll want to join our super special club, it'll also show if you're worthy enough of belonging with us"
"Nah, it sounds like this whole thing comes with conditions like when you say jump, I jump so I'm going to bounce"
8:20pm
comment on caption:
"If you wallabee my lover, you gotta get with my friends" [Glyn Evans]
Grand-puppy and Grand-mut'ter Gnomes.
5:03pm
comment on caption:
Guardin' Gnomes [Glyn Evans]
Nod from 20:07:07 Happy to edit.
8:08pm
comment on caption:
"Needs sauce" [Glyn Evans]
Also an inspiration nod from 20:08:03
8:17pm
comment on caption:
"Needs sauce" [Glyn Evans]
None needed, I'm not territorial and writing this caption is not my only means of survival.
Even when someone puts a caption that's exactly the same, I find it quite fun because it doesn't result in the same scores for both parties.
Some folk might see one rather than or before the other, some might prefer one to the other, and some folk won't necessarily dish out points to both, and they don't have to either.
Anyway if a caption's place is already taken, it's great fun to think of something else.
Please, if a caption needs sauce or already has plenty, add as required (although when competing you'll have no idea it's me) 🍝🧑🍳
9:09am
comment on caption:
"Needs sauce" [Glyn Evans]