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	"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?" 10/01/23 12:16:26	22

	creative "The milky bras are on me." 05/07/13 12:05:39	22

	Tub zero temperarures 29/12/22 12:26:34	21

	clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
	clever "It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 12:16:15	20

	lol creative Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun 16/07/21 8:06:13	19

	lol For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20	19

	Heir Guitar 22/03/23 12:00:29	18

	lol "We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test" 14/10/22 12:00:22	17

	lol x2 Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 13:10:04	16

	"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on" 15/03/23 12:04:57	15

	"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" 19/10/21 8:02:42	15

	Fuck off, it's only September 22/09/21 20:02:31	2 15
How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
	"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23	15

	lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 8:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
	lol "E.T. no go home" 29/06/22 12:00:08	14

	"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 8:20:27	14

	Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27	13

	creative x2 "Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?" "Global Warming" 22/11/22 9:27:23	12

	Lol. They come with shopping bags so they're obviously carrier pigeons. 07/10/22 12:00:21	12

	Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy. 20/09/22 8:03:06	1 12

	lol "You see that?" "Yeah" "It's the corner of the picture." 02/05/20 12:01:16	12

	"Alexa, wipe my arse" 24/05/22 12:19:16	11

	"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!" 10/04/22 8:07:30	11

	creative The Wisdom of Heinzsite. 07/07/14 9:36:00	11

	Joy's on her monthly cycle 03/03/23 12:45:51	1 10

	It must be brush hour 08/02/23 12:05:09	10

	"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower" 09/11/22 20:00:12	10

	Moggerheads 01/08/22 20:00:12	10

	"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me" 02/01/23 13:06:19	9

	lol "That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!" 06/05/22 15:42:09	1 9
I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
	"You'll regret this Superman!" "No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now" 04/02/23 7:27:50	1 8

	"What do you expect? It's Subway" 03/02/23 12:17:39	8

	The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver... 04/08/22 12:10:42	8

	Place of Warship 19/04/22 14:14:59	8

	"What's that?" "Summit" 07/01/23 20:10:33	7

	Most won't survive Many will fail Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making 03/01/23 12:10:26	1 7
You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉 --Julia Kinsey
	"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later" 24/09/22 12:00:17	7

	lol "Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!" 24/03/22 12:16:30	7

	It's important in life to aim high 18/03/23 20:38:57	6

	The Ice Squad 12/03/23 20:15:27	6

	Snap shot 05/03/23 9:39:54	6

	"We went out for a lovely day of motorboating" 04/03/23 9:31:00	6

	"Yeah, biting off the bottom like I do with an ice cream cone doesn't quite work in the same way" 31/01/23 9:17:44	6

	"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" 29/12/22 20:02:03	2 6
"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage." --Crunchy Chords
	Dog Pray Afternoon 29/12/22 9:54:24	6

	"This is a no smoking area? Of course it was a no smoking area, before I got here" 29/11/22 20:00:19, edited: 29/11/22 20:00:32	6

	Trippin' 18/09/22 8:39:20	6

	The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank. 02/09/22 8:13:14	1 6

	creative "That's nothing. I've seen stranger things..." 10/08/22 20:02:51	6

	"Egg tu, brute?" 06/08/22 12:10:58	6

	How I got my bald patch 31/07/22 12:02:16	6

	"Ha ha! Missed me four times. You're a terrible shot. Is that the best you can do?" 12/03/21 8:14:34	2 6
Shooting Gullery --Troompa Loompa
	"You're a cheat..." the Hare accused the cyclist, stealing his helmet and holding it up high, "...you're no fucking tortoise." 18/07/15 12:16:16	1 6
The real reason the tortoise won. --Michael Monkhouse
	"Guys, the hole isn't big enough. When you release the catapult I'm gonna splat on the cave's ceiling" 13/02/23 20:09:30	5

	"Hey! I ordered a peanut colada but whatever this was, it was delicious" 11/01/23 12:05:18	5

	"The AIs have it" 14/12/22 12:18:26	5

	"Wayne, I'm not entirely sure about combining your skills in taxidermy with the light fittings" 03/12/22 8:11:33	5

	"Start up the motor Mum, we're all ready to water ski" 19/11/22 20:55:06	5

	Gina's still doesn't know where she got the nickname "Builder's Bum". 04/11/22 9:09:23	5

	creative The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town. Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker". "Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. 06/10/22 8:16:43, edited: 06/10/22 8:19:19	3 5
True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive. --Dave Bryan
	clever The best defence against youtuberculosis 25/09/22 20:00:11	5

	"There's a bomb on the bus, don't go under 50 mph" "You've picked the wrong bus mate, this bus can't get over 50" 15/09/22 20:52:03	5

	The Fantastically Furnished Mr Fox 13/09/22 8:06:58	5

	"As I suspected, we're in a cult alright" "What makes you say that?" "Giving all of our money over to Leonard, the fact that he's not here, the chlorine gas..." 16/07/22 20:12:48	5

	When you clear out the kitchen cupboards, there's always something you find that you forgot about... 01/07/22 12:05:56	5

	Bermuda Triangle Mystery Finally Solved Nobody expects a huge fecking lamp post in the middle of the Ocean. 03/05/22 20:08:19	5

	"We're sorry about Hansel and Gretel burning you up in the oven, but o wise one please tell us where is it you keep the tin opener?" 31/03/22 12:02:17	5

	"I can juggle using only my mind" 17/03/23 12:00:54	4

	Battle of the bands 02/02/23 9:14:37	4

	"Up me beam, Scotty" 23/01/23 20:04:16	4

	Pink Floyd's Another Buck in the Wall 22/01/23 16:06:37	4

	"I'm taking the car out for a taste drive" 12/12/22 10:52:11	4

	They met on PlentyofFish 24/11/22 14:01:58	4

	Must be the Bread Light District 04/11/22 8:55:52, edited: 04/11/22 9:30:17	4

	"Right lads, it's not a problem - what we need to do is install a roundabout here" 22/10/22 12:10:11	4

	Lean on me When you're not strong I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on...wait, you're heavier than you look, get off me you fat bastard 18/10/22 12:03:10	4

	"Is this I.T. support? We have no chairs. Could you please for the love of God bring us some chairs!? We're all getting sick of lying on the desks up here" 17/10/22 20:11:39	4

	"Excuse me, do you have a license?" "Yes" "A driving license?" 14/10/22 12:01:02	4

	"I've taught you well son...now we break through the balcony window and take what's inside" 03/10/22 12:06:59	4

	"It's handy having a wind screen wiper for your specs" 24/09/22 20:02:48	4

	"Oh Grandma, what a big beard you have" said Little Grey Riding Shark 29/07/22 12:13:29	4

	Some owners let their dogs walk all over them 22/06/22 15:45:52	4

	Beagally Blond 13/06/22 20:11:44	4

	"Could you please read the first line again, but this time would you please take off your dog mask?" 13/05/22 8:10:31	4

	"More confiscated contraband from D Block, I've no idea how they managed to fit the dog inside the Kinder Egg Surprise toy capsule" 08/05/22 12:04:13	4

	"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to one true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my..." * Gulp * 27/04/22 14:37:06	4

	"That's a surprise" "What is it Mr President Sir?" "The station's still here, why hasn't it been shelled?" 16/04/22 8:27:58	4

	Lenin casts his psychic abilities into Russia's future and sees a demonic clown selling cheeseburgers. 10/07/20 12:06:43	3 4
"And then we'll need some demonic, Clown-eating cheeseburgers. " That should clear out the American presidency and senate real quick. --Willie Johnson
	Prick Up Your Ear. 18/09/17 20:04:56	4

	Kickerus got too close to the sun. 12/03/14 12:01:40	3

	"Is it safe?" 09/03/13 12:37:44	3

	"With the off slide rule..." 23/03/23 9:19:24	3

	"Which one's the pea under?" 21/03/23 20:09:43	3

	"What's your verdict on these new safety helmets?" "They're a bit silly, do we need them for wheelchairs?" 03/03/23 10:35:32	3

	It's looks big but you'd be surprised how much you can fit into your shopping trolley 18/02/23 12:00:16	3

	Forget test crash dummies, the best way to test out a car for faults is to release a flange of baboons on to it and see what they tear off. 17/02/23 12:00:29	3

	Shut Happens 01/02/23 9:13:23	3

	"Oh no! All three have appeared at the same time! How will it end?" 26/01/23 13:45:20	3

	"Neill got the job as an ambulance attendant, even bringing his own stretcher to the interview" 26/01/23 8:53:18, edited: 26/01/23 9:01:33	3