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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge"

24/10/17 12:21:13

 
ant man Vote score: 1080ant man

It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over!

24/10/17 12:00:53

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Hahaha  --sandeep chahal
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

Lying in weight

24/10/17 12:17:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Carb Crawler

24/10/17 12:00:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"I told you pigs couldn't fly."

24/10/17 14:02:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Welcome to Whales

24/10/17 13:21:19

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

When the blubber meets the road...

24/10/17 12:29:47

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Gosh Sue, Why you looking so deflated?

24/10/17 18:53:44

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"Sue, you're only letting yourself down." --Michael Winner
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

"Ahh.. what's this by the yellow line? A clue... It looks like a wafer thin mint!"

24/10/17 12:34:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

The hypnosis had only partially cured the sleep walking .... on the plus side she had been nowhere near the fridge.

24/10/17 13:18:05

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4830Paul Reeve

"Get up Gemma, I'm sure you will be okay."

24/10/17 12:35:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"She needs CPR RIGHT AWAY. I'll...get help."

25/10/17 0:29:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

One of the side-effects of bariatric surgery is loose skin. If you are affected, it is not advisable to stand on your balcony in high winds.

24/10/17 23:27:00

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Hope she doesn't fart. It would make one hell of a raspberry ripple.

24/10/17 15:38:24

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Didn't you like the raspberry ripple at caption.me/324064? --Pete
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

A new trend in singing telegrams .. human pizza toppings!

24/10/17 15:28:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

Jack Splatt.

24/10/17 13:18:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

After the therapy session, Sally felt she could lay everything bare and kerb her over-eating

24/10/17 13:14:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Previously, on CSI Grimsby

24/10/17 12:40:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Liposuction isn't for everyone

24/10/17 12:20:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Body massive index

24/10/17 12:08:55

 
ant man Vote score: 1080ant man

Yet another very public meltdown

24/10/17 12:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

When backstreet Caesareans go wrong.

24/10/17 12:00:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

Road Kel

25/10/17 16:33:11

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Concrete Meltdown

25/10/17 10:32:23

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Mr Magoo

25/10/17 10:18:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Nice ass-fault."

25/10/17 2:30:48

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

I I I I I I w w w w was j j j j use g g g go o o o ingot t t to s s say y y y you no n n n eed t t t t to die.................t.

25/10/17 2:23:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Bertha's life was short, and fat."

25/10/17 2:07:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Middle-age spread is bad for your health.

24/10/17 23:24:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

There was much controversy over the new cycle docking station not being fit for purposeā€¦

24/10/17 17:27:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The body was soon surrounded by weight watchers.

24/10/17 17:24:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Gulliver loved making shapes with his bubble gum

24/10/17 16:53:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

At least she looks comfortable in her own skin

24/10/17 16:51:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

'Dough a dear, a female dear....'

24/10/17 15:15:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

My crush has been arrested for indecent exposure

24/10/17 14:14:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"Oh, just get up and stop your blubbering."
(nod to 12.29.47)

24/10/17 13:28:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Some considered Eric Pickles a bit spineless

24/10/17 13:26:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

After years of chasing Pavements looks like Adele finally caught one.

24/10/17 13:19:44

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Rafa Benitez needs to act a bit more responsibly.

24/10/17 12:53:48

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Sue and Mo, two people in one having a lie down.

24/10/17 12:03:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Flaber gusted

24/10/17 12:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Paving the weigh

24/10/17 12:00:11

 
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