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"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure."
11/08/20 12:32:31
"I love the smell of my palm in the morning"
11/08/20 12:21:31
''This will help you adjust to marine life.''''What is it?''''A wave.''
11/08/20 12:20:32
"Ha! Paper blunts scissors, I win again."
11/08/20 12:00:49
"What's this Soldier?""Umm ... Sooty in the nude, Sir?
11/08/20 12:03:29
🎶 "If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on itWhoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." 🎶
11/08/20 12:35:32
"No, I got this, let me try again.... 'Live long, and prosper'... Damn!"
11/08/20 12:20:37
''Call yourselves human beings? You are the absolute dregs of life. You shouldn't be allowed to associate with normal people. You make me physically sick. I'd rather spend the day with a rattlesnake.''''Sarge, don't you think you're being a bit hard on the captioneers.''
11/08/20 12:05:58
"Today's army can't afford guns, so I'm gonna teach you karate."
11/08/20 12:00:13
"I know this place like the back of my hand.. wow that's changed""Wrong side Sergeant"
11/08/20 16:51:19
''How many fingers have I got up?''''Four and a thumb.''''Well done, soldier, you've passed.''
11/08/20 12:08:51
"Stay still! Mosquito."
11/08/20 12:04:48
Stand up straight - like the bloodhounds to your right
11/08/20 12:55:04
One-armed combat
11/08/20 12:28:26
Black Fives Matter
11/08/20 12:00:36