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If dodos had been better jugglers they wouldnt be extinct.
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James Lennox Vote score: 4516James Lennox

If dodos had been better jugglers they wouldn't be extinct.

08/02/20 12:00:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

"Will somebody go upstairs and catch that bloody hen."

08/02/20 12:57:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8638Mr Dome

🎵 It's raining albumen!
Hallelujah....

08/02/20 12:36:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

This is a fine egg sample of the species.

08/02/20 13:19:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4516James Lennox

As dodo numbers dwindled dramatically, the sailors on Mauritius knew they couldn't just watch an entire species disappear without doing something. They decided to make an omelette.

08/02/20 12:29:42

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1090Glad You Remember

The dodo was hunted - to extinction. Game - ova.

08/02/20 15:46:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

"How do you catch them?"
- "I'm a professional Poacher"

08/02/20 15:13:59

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3838Karyn Harrison

It's an interesting display, but I think they've gone a bit ova the top with the eggs.

08/02/20 12:38:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

"Watch out for poachers."

08/02/20 12:28:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4516James Lennox

"Eggstinction" is no laughing matter.

08/02/20 12:08:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

The Museum of Great Brexit Policies.

08/02/20 12:00:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

"Look no hands"

08/02/20 21:50:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2727Crunchy Chords

"Extinct because our eggs floated away?! That is a slanderous rumour and a Mauritius falsehood!"

08/02/20 17:05:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Salmonella poisoning blamed for extinction in many species

08/02/20 14:26:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

"Humptus Dumptus exhibition is on the back wall upstairs."

08/02/20 13:22:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38785Welsh Rarebit

Eggy Bred

08/02/20 12:01:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

Gopher speaks out stating he always knew Philip was gay, from the moment he stuck his hand up his bottom.

08/02/20 12:00:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6823Stephen Bean

Another mystery for the Eggs-Files.

08/02/20 12:00:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1019Willie Johnson

This bird does not fly.
The eggs on the other hand....

09/02/20 9:13:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Thinking outside the egg-box

08/02/20 19:30:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5072Vivvy En

A previously believed extinct species has Bean found at a secret location. This news is very eggs-high-ting.

08/02/20 16:38:56

 
larry G. Vote score: 1429larry G.

Fresh squeezed eggs

08/02/20 15:56:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Future dozen look good for Dodo's

08/02/20 15:04:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

I'm particularly fond of his headbones.

08/02/20 14:56:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

"Don't count your chickens!"

08/02/20 13:07:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Shell shock

08/02/20 12:53:41

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

Using an aggled batch to juggle.
Thats why its known as an egg stink Do Do.

08/02/20 12:51:02

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8638Mr Dome

And they said something like this would never get off the ground

08/02/20 12:49:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3838Karyn Harrison

"No more boiled eggs, I'm absolutely stuffed!"

08/02/20 12:34:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, Dr. Jones, not everything belongs in a museum."

08/02/20 12:03:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Cheeper by the dozen

08/02/20 12:00:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3215Stu Dent

the great egghibition

08/02/20 12:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6823Stephen Bean

The day the oeuf wouldn't stand still.

08/02/20 12:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6823Stephen Bean

Kinder Surp-rise

08/02/20 12:00:03

 
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