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Karyn Harrison		Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 7:15:04	2 22
I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case. --Glyn Evans
The Wolf		clever x2 You know you're desperate for a shag when you're willing to rip the roof off your house to make a sign. 04/05/21 19:14:26	22

C CaMel £50
	lol x3 creative 28/04/21 19:37:01		23 22
Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Tony Edwards		Racing from Redcar 19/04/21 11:46:24	22

Hercules Rockefeller		creative x2 "Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16	22

Lucky Elperro		clever Second base camp. 21/03/21 20:53:09	3 22
Where's fourth base camp? In the valley? --Mr Dome
The Wolf		lol "JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37	22

Stephen Bean		lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

Dave Bryan		''Let me come with you, Johnny. Don't leave me here alone. I won't be a nuisance. Please, I'm begging you. Listen to me, I'll die if you go.'' ''For Christ's sake, Martha, I'm only putting the bins out.'' 16/08/20 19:49:00	22

The Wolf		lol "I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life" "Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. I'll be back in time for the first dance" 23/07/20 11:24:05	22

Rachel P		clever x2 A A Route Planner 01/07/20 19:00:20	1 22

Troompa Loompa £50
	clever 27/06/20 11:00:12		17 22
Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. ðŸ˜Š --Troompa Loompa
Paul Woolley		lol x2 "...and all those in favour of reducing the tax on lettuce?" 29/04/20 19:23:09	22

The Wolf		lol x2 Lucy went to extreme lengths to protect herself from the Coronavirus. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten that opening an umbrella indoors was unlucky and she was run over by a bus on the way home. 28/03/20 20:10:40	22

Dave Bryan		lol ''How are you going to cure me?'' ''Just Like That!'' 26/02/20 12:03:06	10 22
I had a teacher who used to set his alarm for 3am so he could get up and have a ciggy... --James Lennox
James Lennox		Javelins should only be thrown outdoors. 03/02/20 12:00:41	1 22
The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa the Guesser		lol This lamb's a bit tough. 19/01/20 13:30:10	22

Karyn Harrison		lol Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 19:01:47	22

Troompa Loompa		Broke Bike Mountain 10/07/19 19:00:10	22

Stu Dent		lol x2 There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace 02/07/19 7:40:47	22

Troompa Loompa		Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 19:30:03	22

Troompa Loompa £50		lol "Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 7:31:55	17 22
Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
Trace Sarge		Four Funerals and a Wedding 20/06/19 11:07:27	22

The Wolf		clever "I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 11:25:47	22

The Wolf		clever Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 7:10:30	22

Anthony Smith		creative clever One Knight stand! 12/05/19 8:36:14	22

Welsh Rarebit		lol Lord of the Rings 05/05/19 7:00:39	22

Chris Keegan		When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast. 05/03/19 8:00:15	22

Chris Keegan		creative clever "I'll have the table cloth please" 10/02/19 9:57:28	2 22
This was a tough pic. Well done. --James Lennox
Spycenwolf		lol clever x2 He suddenly understood the gravity of the situation. 24/01/19 20:12:55	1 22
And after he'd eaten him he became one of Newton's Cores. --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent		clever Turn the other cheek 22/01/19 8:00:08	22

Dave Bryan		''Don't worry, his Bach is worse than his bite.'' 17/12/18 8:00:36	22

Chris Keegan		clever No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one. 16/12/18 12:00:20	1 22
I find it odd. --Scrappy Doo
Dave Bryan £50		''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31	14 22
Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
Mark England		lol creative x2 Police arrange an identity parade for a woman who claims that she was being watched through a keyhole of a swimming pool changing room 22/10/18 19:44:22	22

Charles Gleason		"Let's go home Mary. Ten years camping out here and still no sign of the monster." 26/09/18 7:10:46	22

Charles Gleason		The Lion Cling. 15/09/18 7:02:14	3 22
I hadn't thought of that.It Disney really matter to me.Thanks for the input. --Charles Gleason
Tony Edwards		clever Forrest Dump 02/09/18 7:22:17	1 22
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
Karyn Harrison		Gnashtray 26/08/18 19:00:24	22

stone face		lol x2 " I told you before we got on the plane, to just give him the fuckin bread." 05/08/18 8:40:54	22

Mr Dome		The Grateful Dead 23/07/18 11:45:34	22

Dan Nicholls		clever It's a sign of desperation 06/06/18 7:09:42	22

Welsh Rarebit		lol For clumsy clots 12/05/18 19:00:07	22

Chris Keegan		lol x2 Stand up comic 15/04/18 19:04:11	22

John Glover		lol creative clever "Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate." 01/03/18 12:46:32	22

Pete £50		lol "Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now." 16/12/17 14:52:25	9 22
Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :) --Pussy Galore
Stephen Paterson		Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind. 30/09/17 11:15:44	2 22
It brings a new meaning to the phrase "I've started so I'll finish"! --Paul Woolley
C CaMel £50		"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42	15 22
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
Mark England		It's situated in a close knit community 15/02/17 20:06:24	22

Michael Winner		lol clever Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders. 18/01/17 13:36:29	22

C CaMel		'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29	1 22
lol man --sandeep chahal
Tosser Wivlov		lol x2 I think she's about to toe it away. 09/04/16 11:33:31	1 22
Very funny. --Pete
Tracy Davidson		lol x3 "For the last time, will you stop playing those bloody drums!" 31/03/16 14:07:53	22

Cath Jones		Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59	22

Stephen Paterson		clever Indognito. 12/09/15 8:01:42	22

Tracy Davidson		Pupcakes 11/09/15 19:00:09	5 22
It's a fantastic caption. I'm just unhappy that I didn't think of it (self-flagellation with a thorny branch now begins..) --AXE
Cath Jones		clever Alcohol de-pendant 26/08/15 19:11:16	22

John Glover		lol x2 clever "Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?" 28/07/15 20:46:14	1 22

Tony Edwards		Grasper Carrot 27/07/15 7:01:25	22

Dan Nicholls		Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 7:00:23	22

Zac Kramer		lol Just what I need to play my Hip-Op records 16/07/15 11:00:35	22

Michael Winner		creative x2 clever They have taken the holy vowels. 09/03/15 12:01:50	22

Ian Searle		lol " AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!" 26/02/15 8:54:38	22

Ian Searle		lol clever Moon River by Henry Mankini 23/10/14 8:02:51	22

Boycie		lol clever # Our kestrel manoevered in the park. 22/09/14 7:30:08	22

AXE		"I took de wheel off 'cause de brakes were Jamming, were Jamming..." 17/09/14 19:03:59	22

Ian Mclaren		lol x2 All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up. 17/08/14 19:04:37	22

Ron Allan		lol x2 creative Yes, it really took it's toll on his legs, but Warwick found his passenger numbers increased twenty fold when he attached the larger sidecar. 10/08/14 8:19:28	1 22
died laughing --sandeep chahal
Cath Jones		creative x2 🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06	22

Doh Nutter		The Wife of Pi 20/06/14 12:02:51	22

Michael Winner		lol x2 creative In-turd. 06/05/14 19:24:46	22

Michael Winner		lol "Hello, Abbey Taxis? I saw your advert and I'd like to apply for the job"¦" 02/05/14 7:00:07	22

Ian Skelding		creative 2B or not 2B 20/02/14 12:00:13	1 22
In 3D --John Glover
Mr Blonde		creative New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 11:40:39	22

Dan Dan		lol "Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?" 25/08/13 7:00:10	22

Gordon Bannerman		lol x3 "Yeah, when we filmed Animal Hospital that Rolf character touched me here ... and other places" 08/08/13 20:15:56	2 22
August's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tosser Wivlov		lol creative ....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf. 02/05/13 9:03:09	22

Helen Llamas		Dentistree. 05/04/13 7:10:10	1 22
:o can't believe i opted against using this one :( --Ross Davidson
Ian Mclaren		creative x3 Ani-mating. 20/03/13 13:19:15	3 22
"see 12:13:43 and 12:47:38" Aw c'mon, thats very nit picky? ani-mating is a play on shagging, the other two don't make the 'mate' part of animate meaning anything other than it's original meaning. --Spud Gunn
F Mackay		Queue Gardens. 08/02/13 20:09:45	2 22
@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
F Mackay		lol creative x2 "That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06	1 22

Cath Jones		lol x3 Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08	22

Cath Jones		lol creative It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40	22

F Mackay		"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41	22

crm		.....but you didn't turn up til 9!" 27/10/12 11:02:23	22

Pete		Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site. 27/09/12 19:00:27	3 22

Tony Busby		Soaprano 17/09/12 19:02:08	22

Ken Stapleton		He still hasn't stirred 15/09/12 7:23:55	1 22

Neil Mackenzie		Are you a member of the AA Sir. Yes but I missed my session today. 10/07/12 19:08:08	2 22

Ken Stapleton		"Glove is in the air" 24/06/12 10:16:50	22

Joe T		For the love of God Victoria, please eat something. 08/06/12 19:06:33	22

Rob Falconer		For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA 05/05/12 19:03:09	1 22

Suzanne Brooks		Dave never liked fast food. 16/04/12 10:00:46	1 22

Pablo Cabello £50		Lust in Translation. 27/01/12 11:22:25	11 22

Lee Hauxwell £50		The first passenger flight of Derry Air 15/08/11 10:12:49	14 22

Stephen Bean		For those high notes. 01/02/26 12:01:16	21

Stephen Bean		"Dad's behind the times." 31/01/26 8:16:34	21

Vanessa the Guesser		Ironically, the engine won't turnover. 21/01/26 12:04:01	21

Dan Nicholls		Deliveroo 12/01/26 20:03:08	21

Al Overy		The following week, Anne lost 11 pounds! Henry chopped her head off. 30/12/25 8:02:37	1 21

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