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Chris Keegan	clever No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one. 16/12/18 12:00:20	1 22
I find it odd. --Scrappy Doo
Dave Bryan £50	''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31	14 22
Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
Mark England	lol creative x2 Police arrange an identity parade for a woman who claims that she was being watched through a keyhole of a swimming pool changing room 22/10/18 19:44:22	22

Charles Gleason	"Let's go home Mary. Ten years camping out here and still no sign of the monster." 26/09/18 7:10:46	22

Charles Gleason	The Lion Cling. 15/09/18 7:02:14	3 22
I hadn't thought of that.It Disney really matter to me.Thanks for the input. --Charles Gleason
Tony Edwards	clever Forrest Dump 02/09/18 7:22:17	1 22
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
Karyn Harrison	Gnashtray 26/08/18 19:00:24	22

stone face	lol x2 " I told you before we got on the plane, to just give him the fuckin bread." 05/08/18 8:40:54	22

Mr Dome	The Grateful Dead 23/07/18 11:45:34	22

Dan Nicholls	clever It's a sign of desperation 06/06/18 7:09:42	22

Welsh Rarebit	lol For clumsy clots 12/05/18 19:00:07	22

Chris Keegan	lol x2 Stand up comic 15/04/18 19:04:11	22

John Glover	lol creative clever "Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate." 01/03/18 12:46:32	22

Pete £50	lol "Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now." 16/12/17 14:52:25	9 22
Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :) --Pussy Galore
Stephen Paterson	Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind. 30/09/17 11:15:44	2 22
It brings a new meaning to the phrase "I've started so I'll finish"! --Paul Woolley
C CaMel £50	"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42	15 22
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
Mark England	It's situated in a close knit community 15/02/17 20:06:24	22

Michael Winner	lol clever Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders. 18/01/17 13:36:29	22

C CaMel	'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29	1 22
lol man --sandeep chahal
Tosser Wivlov	lol x2 I think she's about to toe it away. 09/04/16 11:33:31	1 22
Very funny. --Pete
Tracy Davidson	lol x3 "For the last time, will you stop playing those bloody drums!" 31/03/16 14:07:53	22

Cath Jones	Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59	22

Stephen Paterson	clever Indognito. 12/09/15 8:01:42	22

Tracy Davidson	Pupcakes 11/09/15 19:00:09	5 22
It's a fantastic caption. I'm just unhappy that I didn't think of it (self-flagellation with a thorny branch now begins..) --AXE
Cath Jones	clever Alcohol de-pendant 26/08/15 19:11:16	22

John Glover	lol x2 clever "Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?" 28/07/15 20:46:14	1 22

Tony Edwards	Grasper Carrot 27/07/15 7:01:25	22

Dan Nicholls	Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 7:00:23	22

Zac Kramer	lol Just what I need to play my Hip-Op records 16/07/15 11:00:35	22

Michael Winner	creative x2 clever They have taken the holy vowels. 09/03/15 12:01:50	22

Ian Searle	lol " AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!" 26/02/15 8:54:38	22

Ian Searle	lol clever Moon River by Henry Mankini 23/10/14 8:02:51	22

Boycie	lol clever # Our kestrel manoevered in the park. 22/09/14 7:30:08	22

AXE	"I took de wheel off 'cause de brakes were Jamming, were Jamming..." 17/09/14 19:03:59	22

Ian Mclaren	lol x2 All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up. 17/08/14 19:04:37	22

Ron Allan	lol x2 creative Yes, it really took it's toll on his legs, but Warwick found his passenger numbers increased twenty fold when he attached the larger sidecar. 10/08/14 8:19:28	1 22
died laughing --sandeep chahal
Cath Jones	creative x2 🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06	22

Doh Nutter	The Wife of Pi 20/06/14 12:02:51	22

Michael Winner	lol x2 creative In-turd. 06/05/14 19:24:46	22

Michael Winner	lol "Hello, Abbey Taxis? I saw your advert and I'd like to apply for the job"¦" 02/05/14 7:00:07	22

Ian Skelding	creative 2B or not 2B 20/02/14 12:00:13	1 22
In 3D --John Glover
Mr Blonde	creative New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 11:40:39	22

Dan Dan	lol "Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?" 25/08/13 7:00:10	22

Gordon Bannerman	lol x3 "Yeah, when we filmed Animal Hospital that Rolf character touched me here ... and other places" 08/08/13 20:15:56	2 22
August's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tosser Wivlov	lol creative ....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf. 02/05/13 9:03:09	22

Helen Llamas	Dentistree. 05/04/13 7:10:10	1 22
:o can't believe i opted against using this one :( --Ross Davidson
Ian Mclaren	creative x3 Ani-mating. 20/03/13 13:19:15	3 22
"see 12:13:43 and 12:47:38" Aw c'mon, thats very nit picky? ani-mating is a play on shagging, the other two don't make the 'mate' part of animate meaning anything other than it's original meaning. --Spud Gunn
F Mackay	Queue Gardens. 08/02/13 20:09:45	2 22
@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
F Mackay	lol creative x2 "That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06	1 22

Cath Jones	lol x3 Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08	22

Cath Jones	lol creative It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40	22

F Mackay	"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41	22

crm	.....but you didn't turn up til 9!" 27/10/12 11:02:23	22

Pete	Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site. 27/09/12 19:00:27	3 22

Tony Busby	Soaprano 17/09/12 19:02:08	22

Ken Stapleton	He still hasn't stirred 15/09/12 7:23:55	1 22

Neil Mackenzie	Are you a member of the AA Sir. Yes but I missed my session today. 10/07/12 19:08:08	2 22

Ken Stapleton	"Glove is in the air" 24/06/12 10:16:50	22

Joe T	For the love of God Victoria, please eat something. 08/06/12 19:06:33	22

Rob Falconer	For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA 05/05/12 19:03:09	1 22

Suzanne Brooks	Dave never liked fast food. 16/04/12 10:00:46	1 22

Pablo Cabello £50	Lust in Translation. 27/01/12 11:22:25	11 22

Lee Hauxwell £50	The first passenger flight of Derry Air 15/08/11 10:12:49	14 22

Troompa Loompa	lol "... and I needed a hobby after retiring from proctology." 14/11/25 20:28:08	21

C CaMel	lol “Your Post Office compensation has been agreed.” 14/11/25 8:08:59	21

Jo	lol Death evader 21/09/25 19:02:46	21

Scrijjy Doo	"Now I'll have my badge for spotting a beaver." 11/09/25 19:01:10	1 21

Neil Mackenzie	lol x3 creative x2 Your dogs must be so clever travelling around the world and sending you selfies. No they’re stupid, this picture says didn’t expect Switzerland to be so hot. 29/08/25 7:47:59	21

Vanessa the Guesser	After several movements, nobody envied the poor cleaning staff. 26/07/25 19:19:05	21

Vanessa the Guesser £50	"I really don't know why you had to bring all those books." "I really don't know why you had to bring that massive padlock." 02/07/25 11:05:01	20 21
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I was thrilled to see that I had won this month! Just a small piece of advice - if you're heading to the beach any time soon, best to leave any heavy metal objects or encyclopedias a tome. --Vanessa the Guesser
James Lennox	Dog eat dog 29/06/25 7:01:17	21

Karen McDonald	lol 🎵 if you're happy and you know it Crap your hands 🎵 20/06/25 19:03:48, edited: 20/06/25 19:08:50, suggested edits	21

Karen McDonald	creative 🎵 Stalking in a winter wonderland 🎵 12/06/25 7:17:19	21

James Lennox	Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the Goldfish family has returned home from the fair. 02/06/25 19:04:58, edited: 03/06/25 2:35:43	21

Karen McDonald	lol x2 "Get your kit off Janice, Nigel Farage says we can have another one." 31/05/25 7:06:58	1 21
That's the funniest caption I've seen for a long time. --Dave Bryan
John Harrison £50	lol creative "I'm really glad I took out the policy now" "Hmmm...I don't think you've seen clause seven, subsection three on page 426." 26/05/25 19:03:27	19 21
Sadly clause 2 subsection 3 on page 241 means you are unable to claim your prize but thanks for playing. --Tony S
Stephen Bean	"Maybe bleach wasn't the best way to clean them." 07/05/25 11:21:16	21

John Harrison	"Is it too late to withdraw my complaint about the nuggets?" 23/04/25 7:09:16	21

Vivvy En	Someone hasn't carried out a whisk assessment 21/04/25 7:02:42	21

Karen McDonald	"Do you want flies with that?" 20/04/25 11:01:43	21

Scrijjy Doo	🎵 Nana nana nana nana 🎵 18/04/25 19:00:29	21

Jo	There will be some re-percussions here 23/03/25 20:00:46	21

Vanessa the Guesser	🎵 Did somebody say Just Feet? 🎵 16/03/25 20:05:40	21

Peter	When you spot somebody from work when your supposed to be off sick. 14/03/25 12:13:24, suggested edits	21

KT A	creative "Herbert, we don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please?" 13/03/25 21:03:31, edited: 13/03/25 21:03:45	2 21
Is Herbert the new Dave? --Karyn Harrison
tony kelly	clever x2 Nothing like a freshly Renoirvated house. 17/02/25 13:54:56	21

Tony S	Water Raleigh. 09/02/25 20:02:00	21

monty D	clever Planet of the Apps 18/01/25 12:00:39	21

Vivvy En	"Well, that's a weight off his shoulders..." 15/01/25 12:07:04	21

Ben Samuel	HS-BC 01/01/25 20:04:23	21

Dot Old	clever It's got Tourjet's syndrome 23/12/24 8:06:05	21

Stephen Bean	lol Why the long faeces? 20/12/24 20:21:07	21

James Lennox	clever Lawn of the Dead 17/12/24 20:00:35	1 21

James Lennox	"Ah, here's the problem, son. Some idiot has wrapped half a shirt sleeve round the fan belt." 08/12/24 8:13:40	21

Mr Dome	Finding Nero 03/12/24 12:04:31	21

Tony Edwards	Hotel staff suspect towel play. 29/11/24 20:13:26	21

Tony Edwards	clever Fed up 17/11/24 20:08:43	21

Stephen Bean	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

Joe	Chairman Meow 30/10/24 20:13:11	21

Phil Swan	creative lol x2 Dave the giraffe was going to get his revenge on Noah for choosing the other 2 giraffes he turned up with. 24/10/24 7:01:35, suggested edits	21

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