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stone face	lol x2 " I told you before we got on the plane, to just give him the fuckin bread." 05/08/18 8:40:54	22

Chris Keegan	Peeking Duck 05/08/18 7:00:11	15

Michael Winner	creative Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. 05/08/18 7:11:13	11

Pussy Galore	Now showing in theatres everywhere: Drakes on a Plane. 05/08/18 10:18:46	7

Ian Skelding	"We need to land and find the nearest pond." "Why, what is it?" "It's a small body of still water formed naturally or by artificial means but that's not important right now." 05/08/18 8:17:44	1 6
"Captain, how soon can you land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." "No. I mean I'm just not sure." "Well, can't you take a guess?" "Well, not for another tw... --Crunchy Chords
Dave Bryan	Bird on the wing 05/08/18 7:00:15	5

Michael Winner	"Oh yeah? Buddy, we're both flying south, you've paid $900 for no legroom and bad food whilst seated next to a 20 stone lady with a screaming baby but somehow I'M the crazy one?" 05/08/18 7:14:50	4

stone face	Judge-"You said you started smashing up the plane because you saw a duck on the wing.This is the second time you've used that excuse.Are you obsessed with ducks ,young man." "No mallard." 05/08/18 8:37:34	3

Leroy Brown	Is it a bird, is it a plane no it's...er well actually it's both. 05/08/18 8:25:23	3

Ian Skelding	"Duck!" "I know, I can see it." "No, I mean 'duck', there's a case falling out of the lugg ... too late." 05/08/18 8:20:45	3

Dave Bryan	Ryanair economy class passenger 05/08/18 7:16:04	3

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