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" I told you before we got on the plane, to just give him the fuckin bread."
05/08/18 9:40:54
Peeking Duck
05/08/18 8:00:11
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
05/08/18 8:11:13
Now showing in theatres everywhere: Drakes on a Plane.
05/08/18 11:18:46
"We need to land and find the nearest pond.""Why, what is it?""It's a small body of still water formed naturally or by artificial means but that's not important right now."
05/08/18 9:17:44
Bird on the wing
05/08/18 8:00:15
"Oh yeah? Buddy, we're both flying south, you've paid $900 for no legroom and bad food whilst seated next to a 20 stone lady with a screaming baby but somehow I'M the crazy one?"
05/08/18 8:14:50
Judge-"You said you started smashing up the plane because you saw a duck on the wing.This is the second time you've used that excuse.Are you obsessed with ducks ,young man.""No mallard."
05/08/18 9:37:34
Is it a bird, is it a plane no it's...er well actually it's both.
05/08/18 9:25:23
"Duck!""I know, I can see it.""No, I mean 'duck', there's a case falling out of the lugg ... too late."
05/08/18 9:20:45
Ryanair economy class passenger
05/08/18 8:16:04
*thinks "How did they get all these motherducking snakes on this motherducking plane?"
05/08/18 8:15:04
Scientists have finally discovered how birds can fly such huge distances.
05/08/18 8:09:21
'Excuse me, I don't suppose anyone has a map I can borrow, I seem to be a little lost'.
05/08/18 9:36:46
'Hmm, I could definitely squeeze a few more in there,' thought Sir Freddie Draker.
05/08/18 9:04:50
The omelette is made of what! Well, what's in the canard a l'orange?
07/08/18 12:47:34
Bill loved his wing walking experience voucher
07/08/18 8:57:15
after the Brussels 'Ducks Rights' ruling, Lazy Gertrude quickly acquired fifty thousand flyer-miles and a dislike of badly behaved children.
06/08/18 15:40:52
I'm a brilliant eider, you couldn't find me
06/08/18 14:06:11
Right-wing Loon-attack
06/08/18 13:26:23
Trouble over Ryan Air's new Bill Boarding campaign
05/08/18 16:05:53
Pilot: "Mayday, Mayday...we're being hiquacked."
05/08/18 15:48:54
"Luke, you ate my father!"
05/08/18 14:39:43
"I thought I'd take a quick gander at them."
05/08/18 12:09:56
"apparently an old lady across the pond has bread."
05/08/18 9:28:57
A duck with serious altitude
05/08/18 9:09:11
Keith's Humourous Window Stickers - Catalogue Number 2944.
05/08/18 8:45:48
Ducktch Airlines
05/08/18 8:35:12
'Where in hell the bread at, wrinkly b*tch!?'
05/08/18 8:18:49
A scene from Gary Larson's 'Nightmare at 20,000 Feet."
05/08/18 8:16:56
Philosopher Duck: "If man catches flight to take flight, and mallard only takes flight, who is lacking both wisdom and power?"
05/08/18 8:11:09
Why do ducks always insist on wearing dog masks over their beaks?
05/08/18 8:04:22
"The name's Pond... James Pond"
05/08/18 8:01:50
He nearly quacked the glass.
05/08/18 8:00:37
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