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"Im afraid the mammogram machines broken down Mrs Brown, so Im just going to grab your tits and have a good ol squeeze."

"Im afraid the mammogram machines broken down Mrs Brown, so Im just going to grab your tits and have a good ol squeeze."

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"Im afraid the mammogram machines broken down Mrs Brown, so Im just going to grab your tits and have a good ol squeeze."

26/02/20 12:00:54

I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of Â£25 for Feb, and a second prize of Â£25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

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''Just Like That!''

26/02/20 12:03:06

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26/02/20 12:00:11

"Can I have a second opinion?""Sure, you're not very bright either." --Willie Johnson

I'm sorry to say, MASSIVE MOLE.

26/02/20 12:04:36

Hemorrhoids are painful but due to the NHS trying to cut waiting lists we are now able to offer Euthanasia as an alternative to cream now Mable.

26/02/20 17:39:18

Good news and bad news Vera. Good news is tumour hasn't got any bigger so life expectancy is still 6 months, bad news is I was supposed to tell you that on your last appointment 5 months ago.

26/02/20 17:05:16

And your new name will be Doris Yeltsin.

26/02/20 12:13:50

"Look into the eyes, not around the eyes, but directly into my eyes..."

26/02/20 12:02:22

Now if you were a man part A of the brain would be connected to part B and part B to part C. But since you are a woman, part A is connected to part B,C,D,E,F,G...............Z.

26/02/20 12:00:41