Helen Llamas
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20/04/14 19:24:31 |
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05/04/13 7:10:10 |
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:o can't believe i opted against using this one :(
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04/04/13 7:21:24 |
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Yes, I know that. Just thought "Stationery" (as in pens and paper etc.) would have been the joke. Nevermind, as I said before I'm just being pedantic. Good caption either way.
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Miguel and Jose had harboured feelings for each other for some time. 24/09/17 19:01:41 |
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Jane was always the plane one. 27/05/14 19:24:03 |
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09/02/13 13:59:24 |
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"That's another fine head-dress you've got me into, Stanley!" 22/10/12 19:12:11 |
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10/08/17 19:19:38 |
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I'm sure it was here 67 years ago. 31/10/15 14:22:55 |
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Probably remembering when it was all forest(gate).
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30/09/17 7:01:56 |
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13/08/17 12:18:36 |
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She was known for giving good head and hand jobs. 18/05/14 20:03:27 |
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"Your Amazon parcel has been shipped, madam." 15/11/12 8:13:22 |
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The new Sports Class provided an excellent boot for a competitive game of table tennis. 25/09/17 19:32:58 |
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08/04/14 13:45:54 |
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30/10/12 16:05:12 |
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28/10/12 20:16:47 |
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21/10/12 19:31:28 |
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28/09/12 21:09:09 |
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My Blobby's colds were legendary. 29/05/14 20:27:56 |
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27/08/13 7:00:58 |
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07/03/13 20:41:57 |
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Sandra had a bench erected to commemorate all her ex-husbands and a bin for their bullshit. 27/09/17 19:53:25 |
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Pete took the death of Sooty hard. 23/08/17 7:05:59 |
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I spent the day having a S-weep.
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Not sure why he looks so happy: he's about to be shelved. 24/12/17 14:57:48 |
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08/09/17 19:21:31 |
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19/08/17 11:57:44 |
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"The dress is here," said the Bride in case he couldn't find it. 07/08/17 22:11:11 |
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Following a shotgun wedding.... 13/12/15 21:17:00 |
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23/11/15 20:22:17 |
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You can tell he's been touched up. 21/11/15 12:23:56 |
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"This one's another order for the Jolie/Pitts. Quick delivery before his sell by date please. " 01/11/15 8:51:39 |
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01/10/15 19:04:38 |
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23/05/14 19:18:00 |
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05/01/14 12:31:31 |
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05/01/14 8:02:39 |
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There's nothing like a milkshake when you're down in the dumps! 26/08/13 11:12:58 |
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24/04/13 19:31:13 |
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Steph visits the armery. Next it's the arse-enal. 13/03/13 20:44:30 |
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"Are you sure the Russian sprinters have stopped taking drugs?" 14/09/17 19:14:12 |
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08/09/17 19:44:25 |
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I wonder how many cheerleaders I could shit on? 03/09/17 12:58:17 |
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27/08/17 19:18:56 |
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Henrietta was busy laying the table. 27/11/15 17:55:55 |
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21/11/15 20:03:05 |
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Steve McQueen's new film: The Great Estate. 02/11/15 20:14:39 |
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27/10/15 21:19:46 |
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27/04/14 19:03:37 |
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16/03/14 21:04:15 |
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"What a large organ you have, Vicar!" 28/08/13 19:09:21 |
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21/04/13 7:13:58 |
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"Sorry for pointing my trunk but are you Indian or African? I can never tell!" 20/04/13 19:03:36 |
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10/04/13 14:23:38 |
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09/04/13 19:04:11 |
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"Number 3 is now making a ganache for the finish line!" 07/04/13 19:08:15 |
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Ganache? New one on me... a point for educating me and of course making me laugh.... I suppose there will be ganashing of teeth...
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24/03/13 12:13:47 |
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Table rugby was never going to catch on..... 24/03/13 8:45:28 |
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10/03/13 13:03:26 |
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05/03/13 22:11:17 |
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Big Dave misunderstood the fast part of his diet. 02/03/13 12:48:23 |
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24/02/13 14:39:08 |
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David Bowie's gone too far this time. 06/02/13 20:22:22 |
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Great video that Ashes to Ashes!
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29/09/12 9:50:31 |
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29/08/12 22:35:15 |
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27/08/12 13:25:44 |
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"Why can't we fly our kites near this pylon?" 26/05/14 16:00:52 |
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Finally the kids are branching out. 11/05/14 20:17:30 |
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"It is a gift from the Trojans, sir!" 30/03/14 14:39:42 |
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Escher returns to his hometown. 27/03/14 20:44:31 |
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Everyone knows you don't keep cheese in Tupperware! Weirdo! 10/03/14 18:20:05 |
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Luting, fiddling- orchestrated crime! 09/03/14 20:07:21 |
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24/08/13 11:49:54 |
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21/08/13 19:29:10 |
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"Day 68 in the Big Brother house." 21/08/13 12:44:12 |
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This would be a fantastic running gag to run on absolutely every picture, simply adding another day to the tally. Most times it would just look odd, but every now and again it would be genius!
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He'll have another 2 blue balls when he gets in the water! 16/04/13 19:36:23 |
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08/04/13 7:28:49 |
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04/04/13 7:28:38 |
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"Who filled my tyres with helium?" 01/04/13 16:07:26 |
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"Have you had a vajazzle before?" 01/04/13 9:25:56 |
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So that's what's meant by The Lord is our Rock.... 24/03/13 12:15:12 |
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17/03/13 22:10:06 |
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10/03/13 9:07:00 |
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08/03/13 17:35:52 |
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06/03/13 8:26:33 |
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19/02/13 17:40:21 |
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12/02/13 21:32:59 |
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11/02/13 20:10:57 |
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04/02/13 20:29:35 |
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"1across is always POLITBURO." . 03/02/13 12:38:44 |
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31/01/13 20:15:34 |
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Gove settles in to his new office. 31/01/13 8:35:24 |
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Is he known to dislike children or does he just look like he doesn't like them?
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Jack's beanstalk had been chopped down to make room for the housing estate. 08/11/12 9:22:32 |
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04/11/12 20:48:42 |
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Sarah heard the photographers from Athena were around here somewhere... 01/11/12 8:28:08 |
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7 out of 8 cats prefer Chewbacca 's Whiskers! 29/10/12 12:10:11 |
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25/10/12 7:39:40 |
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10/10/12 14:46:10 |
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12/09/12 19:03:15 |
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Hand over the antidote.... It's just not funny anymore. 08/09/12 19:51:55 |
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08/09/12 19:20:33 |
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:o can't believe i opted against using this one :(
6:13pm
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Dentistree. [Helen Llamas]
Ganache? New one on me... a point for educating me and of course making me laugh.... I suppose there will be ganashing of teeth...
7:36pm
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"Number 3 is now making a ganache for the finish line!" [Helen Llamas]
mix chocolate and cream for a Nigellaesque drippy sexy topping.
7:56pm
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"Number 3 is now making a ganache for the finish line!" [Helen Llamas]
This would be a fantastic running gag to run on absolutely every picture, simply adding another day to the tally. Most times it would just look odd, but every now and again it would be genius!
10:04pm
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"Day 68 in the Big Brother house." [Helen Llamas]
#anon. Thanks- great idea!
3:34am
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"Day 68 in the Big Brother house." [Helen Llamas]
Probably remembering when it was all forest(gate).
9:51pm
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I'm sure it was here 67 years ago. [Helen Llamas]
I spent the day having a S-weep.
10:00pm
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Pete took the death of Sooty hard. [Helen Llamas]
Similar to 12:45:13
1:46pm
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I wonder how many cheerleaders I could shit on? [Helen Llamas]
Happy delete if it bothers you. Sorry.
2:18pm
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I wonder how many cheerleaders I could shit on? [Helen Llamas]
No don't, it's ok
2:31pm
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I wonder how many cheerleaders I could shit on? [Helen Llamas]