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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 20:24:42

Poet Lorryeate.

22/09/17 20:13:12

He should work on his delivery

22/09/17 21:28:59

Articulate Lorry

22/09/17 21:23:29

Parking meter.

22/09/17 20:27:15

I think the main issue with this 'rhyme' is the use of the phrase 'dirty but'. Surely his but should have started on line 4 of the verse, thus the co-ordinating conjunction then clearly shows the difference between the two statements whereas in the poem, it suggest he always has a dirty but. Obviously the use of a comma after 'dirty' would have helped. Would anyone like to offer an alternative critique to this otherwise mildly humorous ditty. Anon, maybe you would, perhaps..? More gin, anyone??

22/09/17 20:46:57

He's on his way to Limerick.

22/09/17 20:25:52

The poem's bloody awful,
So's where you chose to stick it,
You're parked on double yellows too,
So have a f*cking ticket.

22/09/17 22:37:01

"Is it fit to drive?"
"Not sure it's really ode worthy".

nod to 21:10:51

22/09/17 22:34:09

A lorry driver from Muck
put bad poetry onto his truck.
But he wasn't a man
who could make poems scan,
'cos he just didn't give a damned monkeys.

22/09/17 21:13:07

My work is hard
My boss is not
Whoever chose this photo
Ought to be shot 😉

22/09/17 20:13:03

We like your rhyme - it is quite funny
To tell the world you've laundered money


(nod to 20.05.47, which I hadn't seen).

22/09/17 20:09:31

You don't see many Nissan Stanza Wagons these days.

22/09/17 23:55:42

Ford vans are renowned for their ode holding.

22/09/17 21:10:51

Rhyming slag

22/09/17 20:40:25

By Laurence Binman.

22/09/17 20:27:27

Robert Earns

22/09/17 20:26:33

By Mudyard Kipling. (He wrote exceedingly good japes).

22/09/17 20:17:34

Here's a bucket
Look there's a sponge
You know how to use them
Go on take the plunge

22/09/17 20:06:31

He drives me hard
I look good in rubber
Despite what they say
I'm a good-hearted scrubber

22/09/17 20:06:17

Only because you work for the local launder-ette.

22/09/17 20:05:47

I see that Morrissey has sent his advance man to Glastonbury.

22/09/17 20:03:58

"When did Walt Whitman become a plumber?"

22/09/17 20:01:33

"You're a plumber's apprentice, Neil. What did you expect, roses and pot-pourri floating down the drains?"

(Nod to 20.01.33)

22/09/17 23:34:32

Stans a wit.

22/09/17 21:55:51

The problem with being a trucker,
is at poetry they are not pucker.
The issue resides
in this assonant scribe
with the fact he's a talentless f*cker.

22/09/17 21:38:38

Man with a van Morrison.

22/09/17 20:36:11

By Oscar's grand nephew, Ivan Wilde.

22/09/17 20:32:05

Are you a laundery van driver?

22/09/17 20:13:44

Stuntman for Western movies.

22/09/17 20:08:06

Mexican gardener's motto.

22/09/17 20:02:46