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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"
22/09/17 19:24:42
Poet Lorryeate.
22/09/17 19:13:12
He should work on his delivery
22/09/17 20:28:59
Articulate Lorry
22/09/17 20:23:29
Parking meter.
22/09/17 19:27:15
I think the main issue with this 'rhyme' is the use of the phrase 'dirty but'. Surely his but should have started on line 4 of the verse, thus the co-ordinating conjunction then clearly shows the difference between the two statements whereas in the poem, it suggest he always has a dirty but. Obviously the use of a comma after 'dirty' would have helped. Would anyone like to offer an alternative critique to this otherwise mildly humorous ditty. Anon, maybe you would, perhaps..? More gin, anyone??
22/09/17 19:46:57
He's on his way to Limerick.
22/09/17 19:25:52
The poem's bloody awful,So's where you chose to stick it,You're parked on double yellows too,So have a f*cking ticket.
22/09/17 21:37:01
"Is it fit to drive?""Not sure it's really ode worthy".nod to 21:10:51
22/09/17 21:34:09
A lorry driver from Muckput bad poetry onto his truck.But he wasn't a manwho could make poems scan,'cos he just didn't give a damned monkeys.
22/09/17 20:13:07
My work is hardMy boss is notWhoever chose this photoOught to be shot 😉
22/09/17 19:13:03
We like your rhyme - it is quite funnyTo tell the world you've laundered money(nod to 20.05.47, which I hadn't seen).
22/09/17 19:09:31
You don't see many Nissan Stanza Wagons these days.
22/09/17 22:55:42
Ford vans are renowned for their ode holding.
22/09/17 20:10:51
Rhyming slag
22/09/17 19:40:25
By Laurence Binman.
22/09/17 19:27:27
Robert Earns
22/09/17 19:26:33
By Mudyard Kipling. (He wrote exceedingly good japes).
22/09/17 19:17:34
Here's a bucketLook there's a spongeYou know how to use themGo on take the plunge
22/09/17 19:06:31
He drives me hardI look good in rubberDespite what they sayI'm a good-hearted scrubber
22/09/17 19:06:17
Only because you work for the local launder-ette.
22/09/17 19:05:47
I see that Morrissey has sent his advance man to Glastonbury.
22/09/17 19:03:58
"When did Walt Whitman become a plumber?"
22/09/17 19:01:33
"You're a plumber's apprentice, Neil. What did you expect, roses and pot-pourri floating down the drains?"(Nod to 20.01.33)
22/09/17 22:34:32
Stans a wit.
22/09/17 20:55:51
The problem with being a trucker,is at poetry they are not pucker.The issue residesin this assonant scribewith the fact he's a talentless f*cker.
22/09/17 20:38:38
Man with a van Morrison.
22/09/17 19:36:11
By Oscar's grand nephew, Ivan Wilde.
22/09/17 19:32:05
Are you a laundery van driver?
22/09/17 19:13:44
Stuntman for Western movies.
22/09/17 19:08:06
Mexican gardener's motto.
22/09/17 19:02:46
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