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C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 19:24:42

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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!  --C CaMel
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Poet Lorryeate.

22/09/17 19:13:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

He should work on his delivery

22/09/17 20:28:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Articulate Lorry

22/09/17 20:23:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19564Ian Skelding

Parking meter.

22/09/17 19:27:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5330Mr Dome

I think the main issue with this 'rhyme' is the use of the phrase 'dirty but'. Surely his but should have started on line 4 of the verse, thus the co-ordinating conjunction then clearly shows the difference between the two statements whereas in the poem, it suggest he always has a dirty but. Obviously the use of a comma after 'dirty' would have helped. Would anyone like to offer an alternative critique to this otherwise mildly humorous ditty. Anon, maybe you would, perhaps..? More gin, anyone??

22/09/17 19:46:57

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Between caption and comments, I only understood gin. --Pete
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

He's on his way to Limerick.

22/09/17 19:25:52

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Better than going to Lickerim? Maybe 😁 --Mr Dome
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11198Dan Nicholls

The poem's bloody awful,
So's where you chose to stick it,
You're parked on double yellows too,
So have a f*cking ticket.

22/09/17 21:37:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11198Dan Nicholls

"Is it fit to drive?"
"Not sure it's really ode worthy".

nod to 21:10:51

22/09/17 21:34:09

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Michael Winner Vote score: 20918Michael Winner

A lorry driver from Muck
put bad poetry onto his truck.
But he wasn't a man
who could make poems scan,
'cos he just didn't give a damned monkeys.

22/09/17 20:13:07

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10387Smuldo

My work is hard
My boss is not
Whoever chose this photo
Ought to be shot 😉

22/09/17 19:13:03

 3
It's about time Chris Beach done away with the Anon button and outed these trolls --Smuldo
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

We like your rhyme - it is quite funny
To tell the world you've laundered money


(nod to 20.05.47, which I hadn't seen).

22/09/17 19:09:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6893Pussy Galore

You don't see many Nissan Stanza Wagons these days.

22/09/17 22:55:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Ford vans are renowned for their ode holding.

22/09/17 20:10:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

Rhyming slag

22/09/17 19:40:25

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

By Laurence Binman.

22/09/17 19:27:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Robert Earns

22/09/17 19:26:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6389Vanessa the Guesser

By Mudyard Kipling. (He wrote exceedingly good japes).

22/09/17 19:17:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19492John Llamas

Here's a bucket
Look there's a sponge
You know how to use them
Go on take the plunge

22/09/17 19:06:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6389Vanessa the Guesser

He drives me hard
I look good in rubber
Despite what they say
I'm a good-hearted scrubber

22/09/17 19:06:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32986Welsh Rarebit

Only because you work for the local launder-ette.

22/09/17 19:05:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

I see that Morrissey has sent his advance man to Glastonbury.

22/09/17 19:03:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4992Hercules Rockefeller

"When did Walt Whitman become a plumber?"

22/09/17 19:01:33

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"To me, every hour of the day and night is a perfect miracle, with a £65 call-out fee." --Michael Winner
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6893Pussy Galore

"You're a plumber's apprentice, Neil. What did you expect, roses and pot-pourri floating down the drains?"

(Nod to 20.01.33)

22/09/17 22:34:32

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

Stans a wit.

22/09/17 20:55:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20918Michael Winner

The problem with being a trucker,
is at poetry they are not pucker.
The issue resides
in this assonant scribe
with the fact he's a talentless f*cker.

22/09/17 20:38:38

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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Man with a van Morrison.

22/09/17 19:36:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

By Oscar's grand nephew, Ivan Wilde.

22/09/17 19:32:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32986Welsh Rarebit

Are you a laundery van driver?

22/09/17 19:13:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1058larry G.

Stuntman for Western movies.

22/09/17 19:08:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1058larry G.

Mexican gardener's motto.

22/09/17 19:02:46

 
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