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Javelins should only be thrown outdoors.

03/02/20 12:00:41

People think it's harmless fun, but unregulated
limbo dancing can be really dangerous

03/02/20 12:36:43

"Ten, just ten bloody votes in the last six months on caption.me!"

03/02/20 12:00:11

"For f**cks sake, can't I have my period without everyone being over nice, condescending and tiptoeing around me?"

03/02/20 14:37:45

The spirits are coming through. Is there anyone in the room made of stone.

03/02/20 12:04:41

Extreme pole dancing

03/02/20 13:35:01

By the look on her face you just know she's squatting on a clown.

03/02/20 12:07:29

Final Destination 8:
Tina had not left the house since 2017 after seeing how death was chasing her friends. The party was announced to celebrate this victory on the third anniversary. There were absolutely no sharp objects in the house, no knives, nothing that could hurt. Against all strict instructions her friend Amanda turns up with this curtain gift set including the rod. Tina knew that death had come into the house. So she took iron rod and plunged it herself with all the force she had and waited for death to come. Tina is the one standing on the right, Amanda died that night.

03/02/20 13:35:53

Old Chinese Proverb, pole dancer taking too many steroids end up with hole in ceiling.

03/02/20 12:38:07

''Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be annoying.''

03/02/20 12:05:19