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James Lennox Vote score: 4512James Lennox

Javelins should only be thrown outdoors.

03/02/20 12:00:41

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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 15837Mark England

People think it's harmless fun, but unregulated
limbo dancing can be really dangerous

03/02/20 12:36:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

"Ten, just ten bloody votes in the last six months on caption.me!"

03/02/20 12:00:11

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John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"For f**cks sake, can't I have my period without everyone being over nice, condescending and tiptoeing around me?"

03/02/20 14:37:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3211Stu Dent

The spirits are coming through. Is there anyone in the room made of stone.

03/02/20 12:04:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

Extreme pole dancing

03/02/20 13:35:01

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James Lennox Vote score: 4512James Lennox

By the look on her face you just know she's squatting on a clown.

03/02/20 12:07:29

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

Final Destination 8:
Tina had not left the house since 2017 after seeing how death was chasing her friends. The party was announced to celebrate this victory on the third anniversary. There were absolutely no sharp objects in the house, no knives, nothing that could hurt. Against all strict instructions her friend Amanda turns up with this curtain gift set including the rod. Tina knew that death had come into the house. So she took iron rod and plunged it herself with all the force she had and waited for death to come. Tina is the one standing on the right, Amanda died that night.

03/02/20 13:35:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 464Mark Wilson

Old Chinese Proverb, pole dancer taking too many steroids end up with hole in ceiling.

03/02/20 12:38:07

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Tee-hee. --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

''Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be annoying.''

03/02/20 12:05:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

Carla was determined to win this year's World Body Piercing Championships.

03/02/20 14:05:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Donna kebab

03/02/20 12:28:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 629Rachel P

When you forget to wash your hands after touching raw chicken

03/02/20 12:14:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

After all these years the Macarena was as popular as ever.

03/02/20 12:07:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3211Stu Dent

Congratulations, You are the winner of this years Wankathon.

03/02/20 12:00:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

If someone touches my nails while they're drying, I'm going to lose it, and you all know very well how emotionally unstable I am!

03/02/20 18:06:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3831Karyn Harrison

🎵 Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me down in cheese and lemons
You had a pissy day today

03/02/20 14:53:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"FENTON, where has that bloody dog got to now?"

03/02/20 12:41:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4512James Lennox

After Chartreuse's spirited performance of her original song, "Ten Days Sober", everybody else in the AA meeting decided it was time for a drink.

03/02/20 12:41:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 629Rachel P

“Time for your meet-n-greet Ms Minnelli”

03/02/20 12:26:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4512James Lennox

"Bingo!"

03/02/20 12:24:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

"Will the man in the cream jacket please stop urinating on the floor"

03/02/20 12:12:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

She's about to be spit roasted

03/02/20 12:09:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Drama queen

03/02/20 12:07:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

Despite the publicity posters being up for weeks she’s never going to pull a huge crowd while preforming under the name ‘Whole Pig Butcher’

03/02/20 12:02:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1429larry G.

“Someone get this pole out of me - my arthritis just kicked in!

04/02/20 17:29:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

I bet she gets great reception.

04/02/20 5:31:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2719Crunchy Chords

Man in hat: "You're so big, RuPaul. Wait, is that a bug on your arm? Hold still..."

03/02/20 19:42:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

"I have this many reasons for why I have to leave right now."

03/02/20 16:09:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

Enough with the drama Karen, it's not even bleeding.

03/02/20 15:54:00

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 464Mark Wilson

There's always that one friend who turns full diva when they see a spotlight on them.

03/02/20 15:33:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Black Stabbeth

03/02/20 14:22:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

She simply fails to connect with her audience, they were poles apart.

03/02/20 13:53:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

"Sorry love, you did say you wanted to be penetrated."

03/02/20 13:44:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6011Greg Curtis

"Her final screams, were piercing."

03/02/20 13:11:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3831Karyn Harrison

🎵 I Close my Eyes and Count to Ten ...

03/02/20 13:03:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Even though it was inappropriate to do so, Tess was so horny she felt the urge to have a quick fiddle

03/02/20 12:21:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

Pole star

03/02/20 12:20:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

"Hold it there Jo, I think we've got you at the right angle."

03/02/20 12:18:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

♪ If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...♪

03/02/20 12:00:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

This cabaret is so boring, it's like watching nail varnish dry.

03/02/20 12:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

"Yolande will you PLEASE put your blouse back on!"

03/02/20 12:00:05

 
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