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Tony Busby

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I am very much a legend in my own fantasies... and come and go on this site depending on whether anyone thinks my captions are amusing... which means I mostly go!

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Soaprano

17/09/12 20:02:08

The 'campercopter' seemed like a good idea at the time... but it never took off.

16/09/12 8:05:05

Due to a rise in violence bus drivers will be allowed to carry side-arms.

01/10/12 20:03:18

Golden Receiver

08/08/12 20:06:27

Ahhh yes, the old 40-30-30 formation.

28/08/12 20:01:46

"Something's wrong here... you're not my regular dentist..."

03/08/12 11:19:48

Tony-oTony-o, wherefore art thou Tony-o. We've missed your excellent captions, like this one. --F Mackay

Pete had spent the last six months 'pumping Ian' and was beginning to realize his mistake.

09/10/12 20:46:41

The bottom line.

24/09/12 12:00:42

"Yes boss, I'm with the drugs mule. I'm just not sure it was a good idea to make him swallow 50 kilos of smack..."

12/09/12 8:53:46

Scuba diva

04/09/12 20:00:21

We live longer in Nuneaten.

31/08/12 12:08:15

Glutton dressed as ram.

05/10/15 8:20:36

No squatters!

26/08/12 20:01:11

Another victim of turf wars.

14/05/13 20:03:43

De feet was staring him in de face.

30/08/12 8:23:01

creative

Sid's search for his brother had led him here... but something smelt wrong...

06/10/15 12:26:11

"Can I drink? Well, I don't like to boast... but I once drank a horse under the table..."

05/11/15 20:12:59

Wooly jumper

08/10/15 12:04:18

Alan Sugar admits to "slight regret" at being Dr Leah's first patient.

22/07/13 8:33:40

But he can see the funny side. --Mr Blonde

creative

"My research is finally c-complete and soon I shall publish my p-p-paper p-proving that thethe light does g-go out."

20/06/13 20:41:11

"Hey barman, could I settle my barbel please?"

30/04/13 21:35:17

Fred was going to teach his 10 year old son the ropes - he'd always wanted a Mini Cooper.

08/03/13 20:12:07

John's death was sudden: He took one swig of Coke and croaked.

23/10/12 12:02:27

Bricked shit-house.

19/10/12 12:02:41

"Signed? hmmm... I wouldn't take it as gospel."

12/10/15 12:21:25

creative

Express Dairies deny paying their staff peanuts.

06/09/13 20:51:35

Beached wail.

27/06/13 20:09:04

lol

"More tea vicar?"

26/03/13 12:57:19

Had to vote for this, one of my favourite expressions if witnessing some kind of 'faux pas'. I can't believe it didn't enter my head. --John Glover

Last can standing.

13/03/13 16:41:08

Vast asleep.

12/09/12 8:31:44

"I'm in the money."

19/08/12 12:00:49

The Road Less Gravelled.

15/08/12 21:20:34

"Phew...Jesus... when you prophesied I'd be stoned I thought you meant something else."

08/09/14 8:15:55

creative

"Are we there yet?"

08/08/13 9:15:33

"For God's sake, go out there and kill him... we're late for your anger management class."

27/06/13 8:22:14

Calv Incline.

26/03/13 20:10:41

No probs, good luck with it :) --Smuldo

Blockflusters.

08/10/12 8:36:44

"Well Liz, he always said "You can't keep a good man down." ..."but you managed it." "Yeh, must have taken a good eight minutes to finish the bastard."

23/10/15 14:03:57

"...and with my left hand I remove the wallet."

24/09/17 20:40:11

Jane would soon be in big trouble - this was a 'No Fly' zone.

20/09/14 20:26:19

Pete had hit rock bottom.

06/09/14 8:03:55

Steep descent: One in Ate.

01/09/13 8:46:51

"Sorry dad... nothing personal... but a contract's a contract."

19/08/13 9:08:21

"Phew... got through customs... now let's see if that coke's out yet."

18/08/13 8:37:31

Snarley Davidson.

10/08/13 8:36:22

"I canardly swim with this thing on..."

25/03/13 8:03:11

Handle with scare.

13/03/13 20:12:38

No probs, vote as promised. I tried to do 'Handle with scare', I hadn't noticed yours when looking on my tiddly phone screen but the dupe detector did it's job. --Mr Blonde

"Oh no, not me my dear... you have been touched by the hand of God..."

07/03/13 20:09:56

Toilet - duck.

16/10/12 20:05:04

"I see the Krauts are here already."
"Yeh, that bloody Angler Merkel again..."

11/10/12 15:19:02

Mick had always wanted a Roller.

10/10/12 20:15:54

Self-azured.

28/09/12 12:05:32

Bat immobile.

18/09/12 20:29:01

Difficult!...reckon this one requires a Caption Full Strength.

15/09/12 21:03:46

"...and it says in the brochure they can fit wheels on them when we're a bit older - how reassuring."

18/09/14 20:03:13

Ovine ready.

05/09/14 20:02:44

lol

"A sex change, are you sure?"
"Yes son, my mind's made up."

03/09/14 12:26:06

"Shouldn't there be water Pete?"
"Don't be daft John. This is a dry run."

15/09/13 9:18:29

"Is that a sweet shop over there?"
"Yes Batman."
"Good. I could murder a Penguin."

10/09/13 12:29:08

Michael Winger.

08/09/13 8:37:24

*zzzzip* (checks trousers) Nope, I'm definitely a bloke, and as you can see, I have my fly caught in the aileron :) --Michael Winner

"I'm not happy mate. When you said come into the woods for a blow job..."

08/08/13 12:03:41

"Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old speed bumps."

27/06/13 12:49:06

"Have you heard?"
"What?"
"Well, apparently we're now a protected species."

21/03/13 8:10:56

"We need gas Bob."
"Yeh, where's the nearest filling station?"

04/10/12 12:15:59

Watered shit down.

27/09/12 8:28:52

"Look, no hands!"

11/08/12 11:06:56

"Fancy a cuddle tonight darling?"
"Sorry love, I just haven't got the energy."

01/11/15 20:26:56

Bob was proud of his act and the soup trick was just for starters.

20/10/15 13:32:16

"She's old enough to be my mother... am I being groomed?"

17/09/14 11:15:39

"But I want a trial."
"No need. We've been hangin' people for years. Works every time."

14/08/13 9:03:24

Charles Saatchi anticipates another 'little tiff' with the misses.

18/06/13 12:24:23

"Seen this stuff about Coke being bad for you?"
"Readit, readit."

23/10/12 12:24:55

Badly Withdrawn Boy.

21/09/12 20:08:01

Asian flu.

08/09/12 11:16:42

Harvey's wall-banger.

07/09/12 12:37:23

Missing ... if discovered please deliver to 'Lost Hand Found.'

21/08/12 20:09:20

"Two-thousand quid eh? Can I sleep on it?"

19/08/12 20:36:46

Bad press

14/08/12 8:17:29

"This is a statue"
"Oh! Thought it was a bust."

11/08/12 14:45:24

The locals often felt they were being stalked.

14/09/14 12:04:15

'D F S Fire Sale this bank holiday...'

07/09/13 8:02:00

Jack's drink problem started in his Fosters home.

31/08/13 8:17:55

'A spokesman for the Welsh authorities said: "Man-eating sheep? No way - it's just a leg-end.'

12/08/13 9:29:21

Ian Duncan Smith says his 3 months living on basic dole money was a 'doddle.'

07/08/13 12:43:28

Weed killer.

05/07/13 20:45:35

Bob was a born loafer.

02/07/13 23:10:15

"Come on... we've got work to do - chop-chop."

20/05/13 12:20:38

Anne turned to drink to get over the loss of her old flame.

27/04/13 14:19:48

Feels on Wheels.

26/04/13 17:07:33

Great caption. --David Devine

"Screw my health. I'm going to heaven anyway."

25/04/13 8:08:37

"Terasa May remains confident that behind the scenes her crack team of lawyers have everything in hand for the imminent removal of Abu Qatada."

24/04/13 8:09:48

Wait watchers.

22/04/13 14:53:39

Distract line.

12/04/13 12:18:02

"Chouxmacher takes the lead..."

07/04/13 20:01:10

Sorry Tony, I didn't see this one- I was late to the party and put in a similar one at 21:20. Wasn't copying, honest, and I'd have voted for this if I'd seen it :) --Michael Winner

Rodekill.

21/03/13 20:04:11

Phil was earning mega-bucks. In fact he made tuns.

08/03/13 20:08:33

Locally brrrewed.

19/10/12 8:37:56

What John had really wanted was a Jaguar.

15/10/12 20:01:21

Waterweight Contest.

06/10/12 8:00:49

Bottle fed

01/10/12 8:00:56

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No probs, good luck with it :)

Smuldo

26/03/13
8:24pm

comment on caption:
Calv Incline. [Tony Busby]

Sorry Tony, I didn't see this one- I was late to the party and put in a similar one at 21:20. Wasn't copying, honest, and I'd have voted for this if I'd seen it :)

Michael Winner

10/04/13
9:20pm

comment on caption:
"Chouxmacher takes the lead..." [Tony Busby]

Great caption.