Tony Busby

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	Soaprano 17/09/12 20:02:08	22

	The 'campercopter' seemed like a good idea at the time... but it never took off. 16/09/12 8:05:05	20

	Due to a rise in violence bus drivers will be allowed to carry side-arms. 01/10/12 20:03:18	18

	Golden Receiver 08/08/12 20:06:27	18

	Ahhh yes, the old 40-30-30 formation. 28/08/12 20:01:46	17

	"Something's wrong here... you're not my regular dentist..." 03/08/12 11:19:48	1 17
Tony-oTony-o, wherefore art thou Tony-o. We've missed your excellent captions, like this one. --F Mackay
	Pete had spent the last six months 'pumping Ian' and was beginning to realize his mistake. 09/10/12 20:46:41	15

	The bottom line. 24/09/12 12:00:42	15

	"Yes boss, I'm with the drugs mule. I'm just not sure it was a good idea to make him swallow 50 kilos of smack..." 12/09/12 8:53:46	15

	Scuba diva 04/09/12 20:00:21	15

	We live longer in Nuneaten. 31/08/12 12:08:15	15

	Glutton dressed as ram. 05/10/15 8:20:36	15

	No squatters! 26/08/12 20:01:11	14

	Another victim of turf wars. 14/05/13 20:03:43	13

	De feet was staring him in de face. 30/08/12 8:23:01	4 13

	creative Sid's search for his brother had led him here... but something smelt wrong... 06/10/15 12:26:11	13

	"Can I drink? Well, I don't like to boast... but I once drank a horse under the table..." 05/11/15 20:12:59	12

	Wooly jumper 08/10/15 12:04:18	12

	Alan Sugar admits to "slight regret" at being Dr Leah's first patient. 22/07/13 8:33:40	1 12
But he can see the funny side. --Mr Blonde
	creative "My research is finally c-complete and soon I shall publish my p-p-paper p-proving that thethe light does g-go out." 20/06/13 20:41:11	12

	"Hey barman, could I settle my barbel please?" 30/04/13 21:35:17	12

	Fred was going to teach his 10 year old son the ropes - he'd always wanted a Mini Cooper. 08/03/13 20:12:07	12

	John's death was sudden: He took one swig of Coke and croaked. 23/10/12 12:02:27	1 12

	Bricked shit-house. 19/10/12 12:02:41	2 12

	"Signed? hmmm... I wouldn't take it as gospel." 12/10/15 12:21:25	11

	creative Express Dairies deny paying their staff peanuts. 06/09/13 20:51:35	11

	Beached wail. 27/06/13 20:09:04	11

	lol "More tea vicar?" 26/03/13 12:57:19	1 11
Had to vote for this, one of my favourite expressions if witnessing some kind of 'faux pas'. I can't believe it didn't enter my head. --John Glover
	Last can standing. 13/03/13 16:41:08	11

	Vast asleep. 12/09/12 8:31:44	11

	"I'm in the money." 19/08/12 12:00:49	11

	The Road Less Gravelled. 15/08/12 21:20:34	11

	"Phew...Jesus... when you prophesied I'd be stoned I thought you meant something else." 08/09/14 8:15:55	10

	creative "Are we there yet?" 08/08/13 9:15:33	10

	"For God's sake, go out there and kill him... we're late for your anger management class." 27/06/13 8:22:14	10

	Calv Incline. 26/03/13 20:10:41	3 10
No probs, good luck with it :) --Smuldo
	Blockflusters. 08/10/12 8:36:44	10

	"Well Liz, he always said "You can't keep a good man down." ..."but you managed it." "Yeh, must have taken a good eight minutes to finish the bastard." 23/10/15 14:03:57	10

	"...and with my left hand I remove the wallet." 24/09/17 20:40:11	9

	Jane would soon be in big trouble - this was a 'No Fly' zone. 20/09/14 20:26:19	9

	Pete had hit rock bottom. 06/09/14 8:03:55	9

	Steep descent: One in Ate. 01/09/13 8:46:51	9

	"Sorry dad... nothing personal... but a contract's a contract." 19/08/13 9:08:21	9

	"Phew... got through customs... now let's see if that coke's out yet." 18/08/13 8:37:31	9

	Snarley Davidson. 10/08/13 8:36:22	9

	"I canardly swim with this thing on..." 25/03/13 8:03:11	9

	Handle with scare. 13/03/13 20:12:38	3 9
No probs, vote as promised. I tried to do 'Handle with scare', I hadn't noticed yours when looking on my tiddly phone screen but the dupe detector did it's job. --Mr Blonde
	"Oh no, not me my dear... you have been touched by the hand of God..." 07/03/13 20:09:56	9

	Toilet - duck. 16/10/12 20:05:04	9

	"I see the Krauts are here already." "Yeh, that bloody Angler Merkel again..." 11/10/12 15:19:02	1 9

	Mick had always wanted a Roller. 10/10/12 20:15:54	9

	Self-azured. 28/09/12 12:05:32	9

	Bat immobile. 18/09/12 20:29:01	9

	Difficult!...reckon this one requires a Caption Full Strength. 15/09/12 21:03:46	9

	"...and it says in the brochure they can fit wheels on them when we're a bit older - how reassuring." 18/09/14 20:03:13	8

	Ovine ready. 05/09/14 20:02:44	1 8

	lol "A sex change, are you sure?" "Yes son, my mind's made up." 03/09/14 12:26:06	8

	"Shouldn't there be water Pete?" "Don't be daft John. This is a dry run." 15/09/13 9:18:29	8

	"Is that a sweet shop over there?" "Yes Batman." "Good. I could murder a Penguin." 10/09/13 12:29:08	8

	Michael Winger. 08/09/13 8:37:24	4 8
zzzzip (checks trousers) Nope, I'm definitely a bloke, and as you can see, I have my fly caught in the aileron :) --Michael Winner
	"I'm not happy mate. When you said come into the woods for a blow job..." 08/08/13 12:03:41	8

	"Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old speed bumps." 27/06/13 12:49:06	8

	"Have you heard?" "What?" "Well, apparently we're now a protected species." 21/03/13 8:10:56	3 8

	"We need gas Bob." "Yeh, where's the nearest filling station?" 04/10/12 12:15:59	8

	Watered shit down. 27/09/12 8:28:52	8

	"Look, no hands!" 11/08/12 11:06:56	2 8

	"Fancy a cuddle tonight darling?" "Sorry love, I just haven't got the energy." 01/11/15 20:26:56	7

	Bob was proud of his act and the soup trick was just for starters. 20/10/15 13:32:16	7

	"She's old enough to be my mother... am I being groomed?" 17/09/14 11:15:39	7

	"But I want a trial." "No need. We've been hangin' people for years. Works every time." 14/08/13 9:03:24	7

	Charles Saatchi anticipates another 'little tiff' with the misses. 18/06/13 12:24:23	7

	"Seen this stuff about Coke being bad for you?" "Readit, readit." 23/10/12 12:24:55	7

	Badly Withdrawn Boy. 21/09/12 20:08:01	2 7

	Asian flu. 08/09/12 11:16:42	7

	Harvey's wall-banger. 07/09/12 12:37:23	7

	Missing ... if discovered please deliver to 'Lost Hand Found.' 21/08/12 20:09:20	7

	"Two-thousand quid eh? Can I sleep on it?" 19/08/12 20:36:46	7

	Bad press 14/08/12 8:17:29	7

	"This is a statue" "Oh! Thought it was a bust." 11/08/12 14:45:24	7

	The locals often felt they were being stalked. 14/09/14 12:04:15	6

	'D F S Fire Sale this bank holiday...' 07/09/13 8:02:00	6

	Jack's drink problem started in his Fosters home. 31/08/13 8:17:55	6

	'A spokesman for the Welsh authorities said: "Man-eating sheep? No way - it's just a leg-end.' 12/08/13 9:29:21	6

	Ian Duncan Smith says his 3 months living on basic dole money was a 'doddle.' 07/08/13 12:43:28	6

	Weed killer. 05/07/13 20:45:35	6

	Bob was a born loafer. 02/07/13 23:10:15	6

	"Come on... we've got work to do - chop-chop." 20/05/13 12:20:38	6

	Anne turned to drink to get over the loss of her old flame. 27/04/13 14:19:48	6

	Feels on Wheels. 26/04/13 17:07:33	2 6
Great caption. --David Devine
	"Screw my health. I'm going to heaven anyway." 25/04/13 8:08:37	6

	"Terasa May remains confident that behind the scenes her crack team of lawyers have everything in hand for the imminent removal of Abu Qatada." 24/04/13 8:09:48	6

	Wait watchers. 22/04/13 14:53:39	6

	Distract line. 12/04/13 12:18:02	6

	"Chouxmacher takes the lead..." 07/04/13 20:01:10	1 6
Sorry Tony, I didn't see this one- I was late to the party and put in a similar one at 21:20. Wasn't copying, honest, and I'd have voted for this if I'd seen it :) --Michael Winner
	Rodekill. 21/03/13 20:04:11	6

	Phil was earning mega-bucks. In fact he made tuns. 08/03/13 20:08:33	6

	Locally brrrewed. 19/10/12 8:37:56	6

	What John had really wanted was a Jaguar. 15/10/12 20:01:21	6

	Waterweight Contest. 06/10/12 8:00:49	6

	Bottle fed 01/10/12 8:00:56	6