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"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."
16/12/17 14:52:25
A bug's wife
16/12/17 13:58:48
In the latest issue of Plagueboy find out about our Plaguemate of the month.
16/12/17 12:49:14
Locust fashion
16/12/17 12:33:22
She always dressed up for the cricket...
16/12/17 12:22:07
"Bert, the dress doesn't make you look feminine enough mate""I know, I know, but what else can I do short of praying for mantits?"
16/12/17 12:17:36
"What's with THAT look? Y'look like you're gonna bite my head off."
16/12/17 14:41:31
"Ah, lass hopper..."
16/12/17 12:00:06
I lived near Chernobyl as a youngster.
16/12/17 16:47:10
.....too much Absinthe
16/12/17 12:47:45
"Swarm in here, innit?"
16/12/17 12:11:43
She claims it was insecticide.
16/12/17 12:10:33
Aunt Anna
16/12/17 12:09:18
"My goodness that's ugly. Can't she wear gloves."
16/12/17 21:20:10
"It's very pretty, but I'm more a jumper kind of girl."
16/12/17 18:37:21
♪♪ Come on let's crawl to the Ugly Bug ball
16/12/17 18:36:17
Interbreeding is a problem in some aristocratic families.
16/12/17 18:32:29
You're being recalled to the mothership. You haven't quite got the hang of shape-shifting yet.
16/12/17 18:27:49
"A mantilla. I said the dress would look good with a mantilla."
16/12/17 18:25:18
Hedda Hopper, the famous film cricket.
16/12/17 16:20:50
Buggy Holly's Tinder profile says she is available for a full toss.
16/12/17 15:51:21
"Just a little off the top and a 3 on the sides."
16/12/17 15:40:59
In sex circles, Penelope was a renowned bed-hopper.
16/12/17 15:35:43
Does my Bum look big in this?
16/12/17 14:33:46
"James, have you been dropping LSD again?"
16/12/17 14:24:54
Word has it she was a concubine of Adam Ant.
16/12/17 14:12:04
"Yes, well he was a pest. No need to get historical."
16/12/17 13:12:57
"Let them eat head."
16/12/17 12:51:27
"We found her in the Family Tree."
16/12/17 12:39:19
"I'm still your conscience, but I want to be called 'Loretta' now, Pinocchio."
16/12/17 12:25:13
There's something about this portrait that really bugs me
16/12/17 12:11:14
Ugly Bug Ballgown
16/12/17 12:10:08
Nice pose but I think your eyebrows need tweezing
16/12/17 12:07:57
She just told an excellent joke.
16/12/17 12:05:07
"Say fleas"
16/12/17 12:03:36
Slaying Mantis
16/12/17 12:03:27
Where is he?? I ate him of course!
16/12/17 12:03:03
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