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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

He suddenly understood the gravity of the situation.

24/01/19 20:12:55

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And after he'd eaten him he became one of Newton's Cores. --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

He just saw his wife with his bestfriend in cider

24/01/19 20:01:38

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 388Generic RedHead

Apple grumble

24/01/19 20:05:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Fruit of the gloom

24/01/19 20:00:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

Crabby Apple

24/01/19 20:00:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Les Misérapple

24/01/19 20:27:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

Sighder

24/01/19 20:08:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

I've got you in the pomme of my hand.

24/01/19 20:02:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm sorry, but cox size does matter."

24/01/19 20:00:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

The Apple i-Sad

24/01/19 20:00:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Johnny Applesad.

25/01/19 16:54:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 671Carey Sutton

Don't bite my face off

25/01/19 11:24:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

The Very Hungry Caterpillar ate so much his body dropped off

25/01/19 2:29:20

 
G fj Vote score: 483G fj

New'n Town...(Nod etc etc)

24/01/19 23:13:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"At least you're not Ugli."

24/01/19 22:15:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

"This boil on my chin is killing me"

24/01/19 22:14:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Wouldn’t you be miserable if you couldn’t get a stalk on any more.

24/01/19 22:13:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

He was pipped to the finish line.

24/01/19 21:44:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

Looking apple

24/01/19 21:13:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Quick! Tell him the birthday tickets for the tribute act to Genesis is about the band not the book!

24/01/19 21:03:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

"I'm a potato. Can't you tell by the eyes?"

24/01/19 20:54:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

"When someone puts your Granny in a pie it makes you really bitter. You wouldn't want to eat a bitter apple would you?"

24/01/19 20:49:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

Ironically, Al was feeling rather fruitless.

24/01/19 20:37:14

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

i-Googly

24/01/19 20:34:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

Hamlet Cidars

24/01/19 20:24:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

Apple abandoned their original logo after poor target market feedback.

24/01/19 20:23:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

Having been made redundant he's looking at a bunch of new Jobs.

24/01/19 20:22:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

Farm-groan

24/01/19 20:21:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

Snow White should have suspected something wasn't right.

24/01/19 20:18:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

These photos are really popular. Just type the search-term “googly eyes" into… into… that search engine thingy.

24/01/19 20:17:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"I'm sorry little fellow but it's true. 92% of fruit juices have an apple juice base."

24/01/19 20:16:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

It wasn't even that he was one of the five a day. It was that the other 4 were his family...

24/01/19 20:16:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Suicider apple

24/01/19 20:15:26

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

You would look sad,if you had just fallen off a tree.

24/01/19 20:15:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

Core, you look depressed.

24/01/19 20:14:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

"Come on, who upset the apple cart?"

24/01/19 20:13:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Apples and stares

24/01/19 20:13:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

Applet-eyes

24/01/19 20:12:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

De-pressed Apple

24/01/19 20:12:16

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Apple of my eyes.

24/01/19 20:07:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

Sgrumpy Jack

24/01/19 20:07:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

This phone is bloody rubbish, I can't even get eye tunes on it

24/01/19 20:06:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

Granny Smith's Hypertension

24/01/19 20:03:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

"It makes me blush when you stare at me like this!"

24/01/19 20:03:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

He doesn't look very appealing.

24/01/19 20:02:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

You can always tell when the best before date has expired.

24/01/19 20:02:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

He was upset over the death of his granny smith

24/01/19 20:01:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

He was caught with a haul of iPhones, apparently the police were tipped off by an in cider.

24/01/19 20:00:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

“Yes, I ate your friends Banana and Honeydew, don't look so doleful and meloncholic.”

24/01/19 20:00:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Jazz hand

24/01/19 20:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

When folk are being nasty, you should just learn to Braeburn the other cheek.

24/01/19 20:00:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

"Are you going to eat me?"

24/01/19 20:00:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

Pippin Tom

24/01/19 20:00:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

Realising I would soon be someone's lunch shook me to the core.

24/01/19 20:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

“Why the glum face? You know that you're the apple of my googly eyes.”

24/01/19 20:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

No wonder the doctor keeps away.

24/01/19 20:00:08

 
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