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"Why cant we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?"
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John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

"Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?"

28/07/15 21:46:14

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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

“No Nellie, this isn’t a good time to trumpety-trump.”

28/07/15 20:00:41

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

This time, the room's in the elephant.

28/07/15 20:27:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 14615Mark England

"Strange. It's full of butterflies"

28/07/15 20:12:58

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

"You know, we could just buy a new football."

28/07/15 21:00:33

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

It 's no good hiding in there, we know you shot Cecil the lion..."

29/07/15 8:39:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21443Michael Winner

Male, 28, and elephant killed in bizarre human cannonball circus tragedy.

28/07/15 20:37:23

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

There are some things an elephant would rather forget

28/07/15 20:00:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 14615Mark England

"This is nearly as bad as my last job"
"Really? What was that then?"
"Katy Price's gynaecologist"

28/07/15 20:11:18

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

...and that was the last we herd of him

28/07/15 20:07:04

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

When drug addict Paddy visits London he always heads up to the Elephant and Asshole to get some crack

28/07/15 20:34:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21443Michael Winner

"...and then, when the Trojans are all fast asleep, we climb out of the elephant and open the gates..."

28/07/15 20:27:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19747John Llamas

As security increases concerning boats entering Italy, refugees travel to Italy via the Alps in a slightly less orthadox method.

28/07/15 20:21:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20338Ian Skelding

"Are you sure the formaldehyde solution goes inside the Elephant Mr Hirst?"

28/07/15 20:19:24

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

I'm ribbed for your pleasure

28/07/15 20:15:11

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Are you sure he swallowed your bank card?

28/07/15 20:11:21

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35089Cath Jones

SupposiTony

28/07/15 20:00:44

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Q:How many uni-lads can you fit In an elephant?.....
A:Two and a half!

29/07/15 13:51:00

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 6279Mr Dome

They looked everywhere for the latest photo but just could not find it

29/07/15 9:53:46

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 6279Mr Dome

'....and they all went into the arse, for to get out of the rain....'

28/07/15 23:28:31

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and lo, they went in poo by poo... --Dan Nicholls
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12149Dan Nicholls

"Never mind your watch Mohinder, I've just lost my jacket".

28/07/15 20:07:40

 
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