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James Lennox Vote score: 2592James Lennox

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Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Turn the other cheek

22/01/19 8:00:08

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

The same as other blokes do, use the wife’s flannel.

22/01/19 10:06:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3827The Wolf

Regret having the last supper

22/01/19 8:04:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Christ knows

22/01/19 8:48:05

 
stone face Vote score: 4806stone face

...Reach for the Bible!

22/01/19 8:00:21

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The book of Job? --Karyn Harrison
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36567Welsh Rarebit

Get cross

22/01/19 8:00:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12896Dan Nicholls

Pull the Mary chain

22/01/19 8:30:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3827The Wolf

Use the hand of God

22/01/19 8:22:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5083Dave Bryan

Nothing: He couldn't give a shit.

22/01/19 8:02:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36567Welsh Rarebit

Assend

22/01/19 11:32:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

Religion gone crazy. The hamsters do not need converting.

22/01/19 10:30:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

Be messiah

22/01/19 8:40:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19867John Llamas

Presumably this is referring to the Man City striker, in which case he would get his Kompany to swap a little Silva for some supplies and he’d soon be on the Mendy.

22/01/19 8:36:21

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Hopefully, otherwise he might have De Bruyne stains --Mr Dome
James Lennox Vote score: 2592James Lennox

Use his shroud?

22/01/19 8:21:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5083Dave Bryan

Hope the urge would Passover

22/01/19 8:08:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6213Chris Keegan

Very well done Mr Lennox, 50 quid should keep you in Andrex for a while

01/02/19 12:50:11

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 947Glad You Remember

♫ Jesus he knows me, and he knows I wiped

24/01/19 19:11:57

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 665Carey Sutton

Use the puppy.

24/01/19 0:10:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Number 1 not number 2.

23/01/19 19:52:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Deuteronomy 23:12-14

23/01/19 19:48:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19305John Glover

Isiah 36:12.?

22/01/19 18:35:22

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

Change crap to water.

22/01/19 16:58:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9321Neil Mackenzie

Jesus saves! some toilet roll just in case.

22/01/19 12:52:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19305John Glover

Make a holy order.

22/01/19 10:52:56

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Go to the local market and buy more, and sit it on the floor instead of toilet roll holder.

22/01/19 10:49:37

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 665Carey Sutton

Shout for Mary.

22/01/19 10:40:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

Nothing. They didn't have toilet paper back then.

22/01/19 10:25:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Perform a miracle.

22/01/19 9:37:37

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10998 Smuldo

Sigh... "Not again, Judas..."

22/01/19 9:31:44

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4595C CaMel

A reading from the first letter of John

22/01/19 9:07:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5083Dave Bryan

Recycle the toilet roll

22/01/19 9:00:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 15226Mark England

Yuk. So that's what's on the Turin Shroud

22/01/19 8:40:46

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4706Chris Halliwell

Well he would be Cross for a start.

22/01/19 8:29:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5723Hercules Rockefeller

Bless this mess.

22/01/19 8:25:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5083Dave Bryan

Blame it on Satan for using the last sheet.

22/01/19 8:16:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20832Ian Skelding

"Damn, I should of made it rolls rather than loaves."

22/01/19 8:15:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20832Ian Skelding

"Come on Dad, help me out here."

22/01/19 8:12:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6213Chris Keegan

Be thankful he wasn't jew to go

22/01/19 8:12:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 1016Molly R

Jesus wept.

22/01/19 8:04:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20832Ian Skelding

Turn the water to wine.

22/01/19 8:01:50

 
stone face Vote score: 4806stone face

Blame the Jews.

22/01/19 8:01:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3827The Wolf

"MARY......CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER BOG ROLL PLEASE LOVE"

22/01/19 8:00:11

 
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