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Wash his hands hopefully.
22/01/19 8:22:17
Turn the other cheek
22/01/19 8:00:08
The same as other blokes do, use the wife’s flannel.
22/01/19 10:06:44
Regret having the last supper
22/01/19 8:04:56
Christ knows
22/01/19 8:48:05
...Reach for the Bible!
22/01/19 8:00:21
Get cross
22/01/19 8:00:58
Pull the Mary chain
22/01/19 8:30:36
Use the hand of God
22/01/19 8:22:14
Nothing: He couldn't give a shit.
22/01/19 8:02:21
Assend
22/01/19 11:32:53
Religion gone crazy. The hamsters do not need converting.
22/01/19 10:30:38
Be messiah
22/01/19 8:40:32
Presumably this is referring to the Man City striker, in which case he would get his Kompany to swap a little Silva for some supplies and he’d soon be on the Mendy.
22/01/19 8:36:21
Use his shroud?
22/01/19 8:21:04
Hope the urge would Passover
22/01/19 8:08:04
Very well done Mr Lennox, 50 quid should keep you in Andrex for a while
01/02/19 12:50:11
♫ Jesus he knows me, and he knows I wiped
24/01/19 19:11:57
Use the puppy.
24/01/19 0:10:50
Number 1 not number 2.
23/01/19 19:52:07
Deuteronomy 23:12-14
23/01/19 19:48:09
Isiah 36:12.?
22/01/19 18:35:22
Change crap to water.
22/01/19 16:58:58
Jesus saves! some toilet roll just in case.
22/01/19 12:52:26
Make a holy order.
22/01/19 10:52:56
Go to the local market and buy more, and sit it on the floor instead of toilet roll holder.
22/01/19 10:49:37
Shout for Mary.
22/01/19 10:40:32
Nothing. They didn't have toilet paper back then.
22/01/19 10:25:26
Perform a miracle.
22/01/19 9:37:37
Sigh... "Not again, Judas..."
22/01/19 9:31:44
A reading from the first letter of John
22/01/19 9:07:13
Recycle the toilet roll
22/01/19 9:00:17
Yuk. So that's what's on the Turin Shroud
22/01/19 8:40:46
Well he would be Cross for a start.
22/01/19 8:29:30
Bless this mess.
22/01/19 8:25:29
Blame it on Satan for using the last sheet.
22/01/19 8:16:51
"Damn, I should of made it rolls rather than loaves."
22/01/19 8:15:58
"Come on Dad, help me out here."
22/01/19 8:12:57
Be thankful he wasn't jew to go
22/01/19 8:12:05
Jesus wept.
22/01/19 8:04:17
Turn the water to wine.
22/01/19 8:01:50
Blame the Jews.
22/01/19 8:01:49
"MARY......CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER BOG ROLL PLEASE LOVE"
22/01/19 8:00:11
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