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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately'
22/10/16 19:04:29
"Come into my Parlour.""Who said that?"
22/10/16 23:37:11
Midge was waiting for Mary and Mungo to turn up.
22/10/16 20:20:43
"Leaf me alone. I've had a buzzy day."
22/10/16 20:12:07
Quick, someone send in the S.W.A.T team.
22/10/16 19:06:34
"Why does everybody keep asking me if I know Jeff Goldblum?"
22/10/16 19:06:20
"I'm starting to get a buzz after eating this crap."
24/10/16 16:27:46
It was bad enough waking up with a hangover; then I got a proper look at what I shagged last night.
23/10/16 8:15:14
"Ok, you got me, I'm looking for a blow fly."
22/10/16 22:16:41
Flydrangea
22/10/16 21:43:44
"Hi. Keep pointing that thing at me and I will make your life miserable! You got the message... from a Bottle?"
22/10/16 21:26:17
A Bug's Wife
22/10/16 21:22:48
Henry hides in a pot plant waiting to annoy the shit out of someone.
22/10/16 20:09:34
Green fly.
22/10/16 19:53:03
♪ I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... ♪ "Derek, will you stop singing that to the young flies, it's giving them nightmares!"
22/10/16 19:35:09
'I'm just off to a manure handling course.'
22/10/16 19:33:45
I hear there's a nasty bug going around.
22/10/16 19:29:25
SWAT...'You rotten swine, you deaded me!"
22/10/16 19:11:41
Let us spray
22/10/16 19:11:15
" Flight Navigator to Squadron Leader, bare juicy human skin 12 yards on a 180 degrees !"
22/10/16 21:16:48
This Hulk's ear tastes a bit plasticky(Nod to made up words)
22/10/16 21:05:29
In his work the Metamorphosis of Narcissus, Dahli depicted a Greek self-obsessed with his own beauty and, upon seeing his reflection in a pool and realised he could not embrace himself he died very frustrated. The gods subsequently immortalised him as the narcissus flower as we know it the daffodil, a thing of beauty. A fly however eats shit and lands on your ice cream. Not beautiful in my book. Especially if one gets squashed as I slam the book shut. Rant over. Night
22/10/16 21:00:12
Larva. Fly. Repeat
22/10/16 20:52:15
What do you call me without wings? A walk.
22/10/16 20:09:57
"Yer, I'm getting used to eating in the cow fields, I've now got it off pat."
22/10/16 19:44:41
"Hey, that's my ex-larva."
22/10/16 19:43:37
"Fred, look out for the Venus Flytra.... Oh, too late."
22/10/16 19:40:20
"Buzz off! I have no time to caption! Gotta fly..."
22/10/16 19:36:35
'I've been so busy on a cow's backside. Now I think I'll go and hang out at the Great British Bake Off tent and watch the final live!'
22/10/16 19:29:54
"Ah, my captain, I return. I am back, I've arrived, and to prove it I'm here."(nod to the Goons)
22/10/16 19:27:54
Take care, 007, I fear the room may have been bugged.
22/10/16 19:27:00
"Son ....... when I was a young fly things were very different. People didn't bag up dog shit and we never had to search too hard for our next meal."
22/10/16 19:21:41
I don't like to name-drop, but that Chris Packham is a very good friend of mine.
22/10/16 19:20:34
....WANTED.....One Green BottleLast seen hanging on a wall flower.
22/10/16 19:19:39
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