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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers.

10/05/21 8:15:04

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I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case.  --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

The captioneers' keep fit group meets every morning at 8.00am.

10/05/21 8:09:10

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Mental gymnastics. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Thank god we are out of lockdown and we can meet up and talk properly lol

10/05/21 8:02:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

'You have no new friend requests.'

10/05/21 8:00:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

This street is famous for the lamp post with the most hits.

10/05/21 8:00:24

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Don't worry Mum, I've already found friends with the same interests as me

10/05/21 8:09:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

Sociopath

10/05/21 8:00:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

''It's wonderful to be outside listening to the birds sing.''

''Yes, I'm so glad I downloaded the Google birdsong app.''

10/05/21 8:02:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

Whilst I'm all for abolishing racist, sexist, ableist and homophobic representation, I think Disney have gone too far with this reboot of 'Snow White'.

10/05/21 9:29:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Captioneers gather to see if they've got a confirmation message from Anon allowing them to join in today

10/05/21 8:23:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

🎵 Tweeting 'bout my generation

10/05/21 8:01:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

♪ We Don't Talk Anymore ♪

10/05/21 9:00:24

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Ran out of minutes? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

L...o...o...k... ...o...u...t... ...d...o...g... ...s...h...i...t... ...a...h...e...a... *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* s...o...r...r...y... ...t...o...o... ... l...a...t...e.

10/05/21 8:40:56

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

TEXT...

'Jenny have u got Dave's number I need to tell him urgently'

'Sorry Paul I'll ask Sammy'

'Sammy have u got Dave's number for Tom he needs to tell him something urgently'

'Yes Jenny Ive just sent it.'

'Cheers Sam I've got it'

'DAVE STOP QUICK YOU'RE WALKING INTO THE RIVER'

10/05/21 8:00:55

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

The walking dead.

10/05/21 13:56:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

"Thank you for sending your bank details to our fortune teller. From now on it is downhill".

10/05/21 12:23:47

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Fortune hunter more like... --Glyn Evans
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

One wonders why they took the scenic route?

10/05/21 11:38:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

Not what Eric expected when he got a text inviting him to do a line.

10/05/21 10:20:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

Apps sent friends

10/05/21 10:12:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

@tomwithjumper556. Omg your profile picture is hilarious. You're so ugly and I bet you vote differently to me. If I ever met you I'd smash your face in. Ps. The jumper over the shoulder look is ridiculous and it's a crap jumper.

@davehardasfuck3278. Thanks for your tweet, Dave. In the tweet before that I couldn't help but notice that you're walking to work down Biggins Hill. Me too. In fact, I think I'm behind you.

"Oh hi, how are you? Lovely day isn't it. I'm Dave from Twitter. I love your jumper by the way"

10/05/21 8:59:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

*whisper* "Concentrating on their smartphone screens they march on, oblivious to the danger of crocodile drivers with the PreyMap app."

10/05/21 8:45:39

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Did you hear the rumours that Leroy is adopted.

Yeah heard yesterday apparently he doesn't know though.

Hey I am in the whatsapp family group chat you know

10/05/21 8:15:02

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

the stupid humans walked in two by two hurrah hurrah.

10/05/21 15:38:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Rather than talk, kids today are inclined to text."

10/05/21 13:03:13

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

"Anyone know what this grouptext means? And what in the world is a handbasket?

10/05/21 11:06:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

The first meeting of the Chichester depression therapy group. Boy, they all look down

10/05/21 10:34:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

They should rope themselves together for safety.

10/05/21 10:32:58

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 542Tiny Alien

John's currently winning the egg & spoon race

10/05/21 10:02:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

New text message from
*Dave at the front*
"Just been run over, switch on your CarDetector app."

10/05/21 9:26:35

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

TEXT:- "Cameron. Stop taking pictures of our bums".

10/05/21 8:55:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

A scene from Wes Anderson's 'Battleship Potemkin'.

10/05/21 8:55:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

When I was pregnant they thought I was having sextuplets but turned out to be textuplets.

10/05/21 8:25:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

Gosh, I can’t think why we have to sit through college lectures in cuffs.

10/05/21 8:23:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

''Are you talking again, Jane? If you've got something to say, open a chat room.''

10/05/21 8:21:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Lucky we have an app with directions of how to get to class.

Place right foot in front of left.
Place left foot in front of right.
Place right foot in front of left.

10/05/21 8:19:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

WhatsApp - Let's go to the park.

10/05/21 8:08:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

It's a slippery slope.

10/05/21 8:01:33

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Successful government plans to get young adults more mobile.

10/05/21 8:01:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"I feel so alone."

"Me too."

"Yeah, totally."

"I thought it was just me."

"I thought I was being ghosted, you too?"....................................."Guys? This isn't funny."..................................."

"We didn't know you were in this group. You're such a STALKER!"

"Great. This is why I play Angry Birds."

10/05/21 15:29:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"With the pandemic quieting, are young people READY to 'turn the corner'? "

10/05/21 15:08:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

"We're trying to kerb our addiction to captioning."

10/05/21 15:01:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

First step in devolving to walk on all fours. We are Devo!

10/05/21 11:19:08

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

I think mobile phones are an alien abduction and ‘caption.me’ is their leader.

10/05/21 8:01:04

 
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