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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Lord of the Rings

05/05/19 7:00:39

 
Joe Vote score: 1604Joe

‘And so it came to pass...’

05/05/19 7:34:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

This is without doubt the longest I have stared at a dog's arsehole. I hope the rest of you can say the same.

05/05/19 8:43:27

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Sad to say...... I think I can say the same. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Our Farter, who arse in heaven, Fido be they name.

05/05/19 8:13:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

A passage from the Bible.

05/05/19 7:14:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Dyslexic finds god

05/05/19 7:04:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

"Heal!"

05/05/19 7:49:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

Holy of holies

05/05/19 7:09:48

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"Yes he's a lovely dog. He's a golden redeemer."

05/05/19 8:55:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

Tails of the Unexpected

05/05/19 8:43:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

King of the Poohs

05/05/19 7:57:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

''Don't give it a laxative, for Christ's sake.''

05/05/19 7:22:15

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That would be verbal diarrhea for sure. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 703Willie Johnson

Whatever you do, don't tell him "sit".

05/05/19 9:12:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

''Speaking with the benefit of hindsight, I don't think you bastards are worth saving.''

05/05/19 7:37:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

Hope he dont issue a fart-wa

05/05/19 7:24:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7625Mr Dome

Let us spay

05/05/19 7:21:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

Arse about Face

05/05/19 7:06:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

The Holy Excrement

05/05/19 7:04:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

My dog always thought the Son shone out of his arse.

05/05/19 7:01:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4940Stephen Bean

These photos are getting messiah and messiah.

05/05/19 7:01:25

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

Jesus Christ Pooper Star.

05/05/19 7:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

"Rodney! The next coach load are here to kiss Molly's ars*, let them in and remember it's cash only!"

05/05/19 13:44:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

Just like the Romans, Rex got Jesus in the end.

05/05/19 8:49:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2491Trace Sarge

"So who's taking me walkies Mary or Joseph?"

05/05/19 8:24:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

He's ready to mate, for he has risen again.

05/05/19 8:12:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Thou shall keep the Sabbath hole-y

05/05/19 8:11:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4655The Wolf

"Hi Kate, I'm calling to ask a quick question, I've been searching online for hours now and can't find anywhere good that sells religious dog bums, where do you get yours from?"

"Hi Sue, we use coolpeopleshop.com. very reasonable prices and free delivery. Oh yes, definitely the best place to order your religious dog bums."

05/05/19 8:01:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

Thou shalt not wash up on Sundays - place your tea towel here.

05/05/19 7:32:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

"And Jesus said unto them ... phhhhrrrrtttt!!!!"

05/05/19 7:25:05

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

🎵Emmanuel, Emmanuel, Hey Man you smell... "🎵

05/05/19 7:03:30

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

"It's the shitting image of jesus... "

05/05/19 7:02:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a cross breed.

05/05/19 7:00:12

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

Holey Jesus.

05/05/19 7:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4940Stephen Bean

Holy man

05/05/19 7:00:03

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

Not all his miracles worked out as planned, sometimes Jesus made a real arse of himself.

06/05/19 21:46:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 290Gavin Smithers

I always thought the statue of Christ the Redeemer is the dog's bollocks and it's a Brazilian.

05/05/19 21:16:30

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

"Oh , I adopted him from a shit zoo !"

05/05/19 20:25:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

Good job it's not the Pope, you'd have to kiss his ring.

05/05/19 10:37:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4691Vivvy En

So, the bits in Jesus' beard...

05/05/19 10:32:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Not pictured: Judass.

05/05/19 9:29:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Let there be shite

05/05/19 9:28:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5717Glyn Evans

Ever seen Jesus shitfaced?

05/05/19 9:11:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 703Willie Johnson

Listen to the turd of the Lord.

05/05/19 9:10:42

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

He's a trained life guard, and if your unlucky enough to fall in the water he'll saviour.

05/05/19 8:56:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

This one didn't make Jesus' top ten miracles list.

05/05/19 8:53:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 703Willie Johnson

Why isn't he wearing a crown?

05/05/19 8:50:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 703Willie Johnson

Taking material form while coming from the spirit world sometimes doesn't work out the way it's intended.

05/05/19 8:42:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 703Willie Johnson

Hey, I won't say he's talking out of his @ss, but....

05/05/19 8:35:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

Jesus returns as a Lancashire Heeler

05/05/19 8:13:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

S.O.S.

05/05/19 8:06:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

Dog fetches a million on eBay.

05/05/19 8:03:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Jesass

05/05/19 7:49:10

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Hot Cross Bum

05/05/19 7:22:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5925Hercules Rockefeller

Howllelujah!

05/05/19 7:16:52

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

The Lord Sprayer

05/05/19 7:16:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Jesus walks on Walter

05/05/19 7:06:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4940Stephen Bean

♫ Hark the herald angels ring

05/05/19 7:03:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

Pongs of Praise.

05/05/19 7:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Asscension Day

05/05/19 7:00:09

 
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