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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Lord of the Rings

05/05/19 8:00:39

 
Joe Vote score: 1601Joe

‘And so it came to pass...’

05/05/19 8:34:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

This is without doubt the longest I have stared at a dog's arsehole. I hope the rest of you can say the same.

05/05/19 9:43:27

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Sad to say...... I think I can say the same. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

Our Farter, who arse in heaven, Fido be they name.

05/05/19 9:13:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

A passage from the Bible.

05/05/19 8:14:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

Dyslexic finds god

05/05/19 8:04:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"Heal!"

05/05/19 8:49:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

Holy of holies

05/05/19 8:09:48

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

"Yes he's a lovely dog. He's a golden redeemer."

05/05/19 9:55:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Tails of the Unexpected

05/05/19 9:43:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

King of the Poohs

05/05/19 8:57:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''Don't give it a laxative, for Christ's sake.''

05/05/19 8:22:15

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That would be verbal diarrhea for sure. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

Whatever you do, don't tell him "sit".

05/05/19 10:12:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''Speaking with the benefit of hindsight, I don't think you bastards are worth saving.''

05/05/19 8:37:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

Hope he dont issue a fart-wa

05/05/19 8:24:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Let us spay

05/05/19 8:21:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

Arse about Face

05/05/19 8:06:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

The Holy Excrement

05/05/19 8:04:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

My dog always thought the Son shone out of his arse.

05/05/19 8:01:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

These photos are getting messiah and messiah.

05/05/19 8:01:25

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11026 Smuldo

Jesus Christ Pooper Star.

05/05/19 8:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

"Rodney! The next coach load are here to kiss Molly's ars*, let them in and remember it's cash only!"

05/05/19 14:44:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

Just like the Romans, Rex got Jesus in the end.

05/05/19 9:49:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"So who's taking me walkies Mary or Joseph?"

05/05/19 9:24:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

He's ready to mate, for he has risen again.

05/05/19 9:12:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

Thou shall keep the Sabbath hole-y

05/05/19 9:11:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

"Hi Kate, I'm calling to ask a quick question, I've been searching online for hours now and can't find anywhere good that sells religious dog bums, where do you get yours from?"

"Hi Sue, we use coolpeopleshop.com. very reasonable prices and free delivery. Oh yes, definitely the best place to order your religious dog bums."

05/05/19 9:01:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Thou shalt not wash up on Sundays - place your tea towel here.

05/05/19 8:32:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

"And Jesus said unto them ... phhhhrrrrtttt!!!!"

05/05/19 8:25:05

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11026 Smuldo

🎵Emmanuel, Emmanuel, Hey Man you smell... "🎵

05/05/19 8:03:30

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11026 Smuldo

"It's the shitting image of jesus... "

05/05/19 8:02:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a cross breed.

05/05/19 8:00:12

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11026 Smuldo

Holey Jesus.

05/05/19 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

Holy man

05/05/19 8:00:03

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

Not all his miracles worked out as planned, sometimes Jesus made a real arse of himself.

06/05/19 22:46:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

I always thought the statue of Christ the Redeemer is the dog's bollocks and it's a Brazilian.

05/05/19 22:16:30

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 118Madeline Charlton

"Oh , I adopted him from a shit zoo !"

05/05/19 21:25:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Good job it's not the Pope, you'd have to kiss his ring.

05/05/19 11:37:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

So, the bits in Jesus' beard...

05/05/19 11:32:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

Not pictured: Judass.

05/05/19 10:29:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

Let there be shite

05/05/19 10:28:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

Ever seen Jesus shitfaced?

05/05/19 10:11:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

Listen to the turd of the Lord.

05/05/19 10:10:42

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

He's a trained life guard, and if your unlucky enough to fall in the water he'll saviour.

05/05/19 9:56:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

This one didn't make Jesus' top ten miracles list.

05/05/19 9:53:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

Why isn't he wearing a crown?

05/05/19 9:50:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

Taking material form while coming from the spirit world sometimes doesn't work out the way it's intended.

05/05/19 9:42:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

Hey, I won't say he's talking out of his @ss, but....

05/05/19 9:35:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Jesus returns as a Lancashire Heeler

05/05/19 9:13:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

S.O.S.

05/05/19 9:06:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Dog fetches a million on eBay.

05/05/19 9:03:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Jesass

05/05/19 8:49:10

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Hot Cross Bum

05/05/19 8:22:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

Howllelujah!

05/05/19 8:16:52

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

The Lord Sprayer

05/05/19 8:16:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Jesus walks on Walter

05/05/19 8:06:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

♫ Hark the herald angels ring

05/05/19 8:03:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11026 Smuldo

Pongs of Praise.

05/05/19 8:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Asscension Day

05/05/19 8:00:09

 
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