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Comments	3	267	102	#52
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Captions	2043	#88
Comments	24	#72
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	Bust Stop 08/06/12 20:00:06	24

	lol x2 "...and all those in favour of reducing the tax on lettuce?" 29/04/20 20:23:09	22

	"Oman that looks bad" "Yemen it does!" 19/10/11 11:14:42	1 20

	“Ejaculate…..ejaculate….!” 15/04/12 11:00:06	2 19

	Dave liked to unwind at the end of the day. 26/06/12 20:00:09	17

	Living the dream: Sat in a jacuzzi with a bird on his cock. 15/05/12 20:04:38	2 16

	After years of going "low energy", Phil switched back to a 100 watt bulb. 12/04/12 21:05:17	4 16

	He hoped his daughter would grow up older, budweiser. 09/12/12 13:22:39	15

	"My mate says he came to Bangkok and caught crabs but I haven't had a bite all day!" 11/10/12 13:49:22	15

	"Darling I'd love to have your mother over to stay but we haven't got enough seats." 03/09/12 12:01:55	15

	"Drinking lots never harmed me!" says Dave, 24 from Clapham. 10/01/12 12:28:13	1 15

	"Ok, I know it's big but there's no need to spell it out!" 29/10/11 20:05:06	1 15

	The first blonde to walk all over a Beetle since Heather Mills. 25/07/11 18:53:52	8 15

	"Pieces of crate, pieces of crate!" 16/08/17 20:07:11	15

	Salvador D'alley 04/09/17 20:03:30	14

	Ring of Fire 12/02/13 20:04:07	14

	"Ahmed, when I said 'are you coming out?' I meant for a drink!" 03/10/12 21:30:13	14

	After winning another gold, Chris Hoy was overcome with emulsion. 06/08/12 16:00:18	14

	Railway sleepers 07/06/12 20:00:05	14

	May the sauce be with you... 02/01/12 20:11:30	14

	creative "This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." 10/09/13 20:06:52	4 13
Is her maiden name Morrison? --Smuldo
	"Put the earthling back. Our test results show he's got exactly the same DNA as the last 5 we tried." "Should we try somewhere else other than Norfolk?" 13/12/12 13:23:03	13

	"Sod this audition! I don't even like Lurpack anyway!" 29/09/12 12:07:06	13

	"I can see what the problem is....someone's parked a lawn-mower on your genitals." 04/09/12 12:05:39	2 13

	He loved his girlfriend, but she came with too much baggage. 22/08/12 20:01:03	13

	"Grandad, what makes men want to spend all their spare time trying to grow vegetables?" "About 25 years of marriage, son." 13/08/12 20:03:10	13

	"Hello son, did you bring any souvenirs back from Thailand?" 16/04/12 20:03:51	13

	After the Andrex puppy had nicked the toilet roll, things got even worse for Dave. 11/04/12 12:51:57	13

	Loitering within tent 05/03/12 20:44:40	13

	"Right, come on you lot, he's just finished cleaning his car..." 05/02/12 20:12:11	2 13

	In Thailand it's not unusual to find a girl with a Chopper. 04/01/12 13:36:39	2 13

	"That chicken sure has balls!" "Yes, I wouldn't be seen dead wearing a toupÃ©e!" 04/01/19 12:22:09	13

	Once you pop, you can't....oh.....actually I'm not that hungry anymore. 09/11/17 20:01:34	12

	"See lads! I told you I knew a slag we could all have a go on!" 07/12/12 12:57:24	12

	Timmy regretted asking his mum where he was conceived. 14/09/12 13:50:33	12

	"Dave, that perfume you bought your mother-in-law has caught fire. What sort was it?" "Unleaded." 01/08/12 20:06:23	12

	The mystery of the vanishing dogs, and the feeding of the five-thousand, appeared to be solved. 01/08/12 11:05:58	2 12

	"And there you go, the full 'Leslie Ash'!" 23/02/12 20:15:59	12

	"What factor suncream should I use?" "Fifteen, love." 05/12/11 15:06:56	12

	David was amazed that his neutrinos were in his jar as he hadn't planned on putting them there until tomorrow. 24/11/11 12:34:36	7 12

	lol Unfortunately Anita Ward had failed to specify which one. 15/02/19 12:59:56	11

	lol creative Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. 11/10/13 20:37:36	3 11
Very generous. --Lucky Elperro
	Never mind lads, you can shave them off on Saturday. 29/11/12 20:01:45	11

	"Hang on lads.....I've got an idea...." 07/09/12 12:57:52	11

	"Marvellous! She makes us come halfway across the known universe and then decides she liked the shoes in the first shop better!" 31/08/12 13:40:40	11

	There are many mysteries in the world: How did we get here? Is there a god? But one question puzzles us all.... Who the fuck voted for this photo? 30/08/12 20:10:07	11

	When Debbie found out her boyfriend had been sending pictures of his gentials to other women, she decided to buy him a suitable camera. 02/04/12 20:01:53	1 11

	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park 17/02/12 20:03:10	1 11

	"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Whitney Houston." 17/02/12 13:27:19	5 11

	It was a strain looking after Harry Redknapp's tax returns. 26/01/12 20:29:37	11

	Photographers gather as John Cleese, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett arrive in Tokyo. 19/11/11 12:00:54	2 11

	"So I took my knickers off and said 'Have you ever seen a red-haired twat before?', and he said 'Yes, Mick Hucknall.'" 27/10/11 20:07:39	7 11

	"Why Dubai such weird t-shirts?" 19/10/11 11:19:14	11

	"Hmm, it says here that Socrates thought that for a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories." "Hmm, these birds sure are angry!" 10/10/11 22:07:44	11

	He turned up in a 7.5 tonner but was going home with a Tranny. 22/11/12 22:23:48	10

	Sophie Dahl 09/11/12 20:13:08	10

	Man with elephant's trunk seeks lady with a camel toe. 29/08/12 20:57:27	10

	The lady taxi-drivers would soon learn that they have to be more specific when meeting flights from Liverpool. 13/08/12 12:05:01	10

	One of the best laxatives known to man. 09/08/12 20:00:23	10

	Don't drink and dive. 24/02/12 12:23:37	10

	Black pawn meets white knight 19/01/12 20:00:26	10

	"Vacancy: Washers required." 07/11/11 20:30:01	10

	The doctor thinks I've got Qatar. 19/10/11 11:10:16	10

	"When do you think Dad will notice that I've swapped his shampoo for Mum's Veet?" 17/08/17 20:15:15	10

	Romantic Bugger! 15/11/17 12:36:12	9

	"Sorry mate, I didn't realise I'd picked a ginger one. I've kept the receipt..." 10/09/13 20:32:35	9

	Robin Hood's gang turned out to be a bit 'merrier' than he'd bargained for. 30/08/12 13:07:35	9

	“…and this little piggy went ‘wee-wah, wee-wah’, and followed me all the way home.” 09/08/12 20:00:30	9

	If you think a dog hanging around a bar is a novelty, come to Doncaster... 08/08/12 20:01:30	9

	"I'll get you for this, Butler!" 02/03/12 13:00:48	2 9

	The government once again ignored Bombardier and awarded the new train contract to Dave's Autos in Croydon. 07/01/12 13:02:02	9

	Snow White was beginning to regret moving in. 07/12/11 12:23:10	9

	She should have gone the Safeway. 26/11/11 20:03:35	9

	"...and under the UK's new immigration controls you can accept this lollipop as my passport." 15/11/11 13:46:20	9

	Another photo of a big-chested airhead. 24/10/11 20:19:18	9

	"I've seen the Bond films. Now we've pushed dad's Lotus into the water it should turn into a submarine." 18/10/11 11:16:24	9

	"This will be the first time I've got a bird to 3rd base!" 02/11/14 20:03:13	1 8
Three of them taking turns means it's a roasting. --Doh Nutter
	"I think those steaks need a couple more minutes on the barbecue, Dave." 02/01/13 22:12:35	8

	"I can't get down", said the bike, "I'm two-tyred." 17/12/12 20:02:45	1 8

	The Taliban make their own executive toys. 13/12/12 21:29:44	8

	It must be a Southern baby. The fag's got a filter on it, the beer's only about 4%, and at six months' old she's what we call up North a 'late-starter'. 09/12/12 12:06:39	8

	The bunkers at the Ryder Cup are a little trickier this year. 16/08/12 13:38:39	8

	I always use Aerial for my dirty washing. 24/06/12 11:00:08	8

	Connie Fir 14/06/12 20:00:07	8

	An unusual sight: Three teenage girls not going off the rails 07/06/12 20:04:11	8

	It's amazing what you can find on Gumtree. 01/05/12 13:41:51	8

	Even in his old age, Dr Doolittle could still pull the birds. 29/04/12 20:26:14	8

	Defective Jean Pool 25/03/12 20:02:53	8

	No wonder they look happy, they just got laid. 26/02/12 20:01:17	8

	Insane-sburys 30/01/12 20:07:31	8

	"Virgin?" "It's none of your business mother!" 12/01/12 20:22:11	8

	After MPs advise people to have 2 drink free days, Dave picks January the 10th and 11th....2056. 10/01/12 12:26:45	8

	"How much is that dogging in the window...?" 30/12/11 20:30:31	8

	…and over the road a man with a megaphone advertising a library for the deaf. 14/12/11 20:00:13	8

	"You were meant to build a futuristic house!" "I did, we're in Norfolk." 14/12/11 13:47:44	8

	Tim was well prepared for the Brussel Sprout season. 13/12/11 20:00:11	8

	"No, it says 'add a baby mushroom'!" 21/11/11 20:12:55	8

	"I don't get it...it says 'Please Turn Over' on both sides..." 13/10/11 20:02:05	8

	Media shower. 09/10/11 11:08:32	8

	Wendy looked forward to getting married so she could change her surname, Unfortunately, she married Mr Red-red-robin-keeps-bob-bob-bobbing-along. 28/08/17 15:00:45	7