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Paul Woolley
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BSc (Hons), MSc, Marathon runner, Noted lothario, Pilot, Doctor and winner of "Compulsive Liar of the Year" competition.
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Very generous.
2:33am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Three of them taking turns means it's a roasting.
8:55pm
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"This will be the first time I've got a bird to 3rd base!" [Paul Woolley]
Somehow I don't see this one being used by Hello magazine.
7:41am
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High Pollen Cunt [Paul Woolley]
By my count, that was seven - I think that's more than went for Palm Tree. (And yes, I was one of them; but like the others, I had a backup caption to switch to!)
12:04pm
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"I've prepared a consulatory pasty for each of you who were clicking 'refresh' at 12 to try to put 'Little Chef' as your caption." [Paul Woolley]
Seven? In that case the first 'Little Chef' should have at least six votes
2:02pm
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"I've prepared a consulatory pasty for each of you who were clicking 'refresh' at 12 to try to put 'Little Chef' as your caption." [Paul Woolley]
Slip(disc)knot
4:30pm
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There was a hell of a suprise when two members of Slipknot removed their masks. [Paul Woolley]
An adaptation of an old joke, I confess.... [caption writer]
7:15pm
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"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
Even though this is a well-used phrase it works perfectly here. Good caption.
9:19am
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"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
They kept wandering into the road, getting knocked down and back up again.
9:15pm
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After travelling all that way, Chumbawamba couldn't be arsed with the lager and cider after all. [Paul Woolley]
Or anything else
7:49pm
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The card my girlfriend sent me for my 30th birthday warned me not to get my hopes up. [Paul Woolley]