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Paul Woolley
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BSc (Hons), MSc, Marathon runner, Noted lothario, Pilot, Doctor and winner of "Compulsive Liar of the Year" competition.
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Is her maiden name Morrison?
7:09pm
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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
This one in 6 seconds has really raised the bar.
7:26pm
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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
it's 6 minutes John ...very pedestrian even for someone pushing a trolley.
7:30pm
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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
She don't sound all that, I'd give her the push.
7:46pm
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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
Lovely use of the pause for effect, great stuff!
3:08pm
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The elephant had to swim in his underwear on his holidays, because....
....wait for it....
he'd forgotten to pack his swimming shorts. [Paul Woolley]
unfortunately didn't have enough points for a LOL.
11:42pm
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Well since you didn't have enough points for a lol you can have mine.
1:04am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Very generous.
2:33am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Three of them taking turns means it's a roasting.
8:55pm
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"This will be the first time I've got a bird to 3rd base!" [Paul Woolley]
Somehow I don't see this one being used by Hello magazine.
7:41am
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High Pollen Cunt [Paul Woolley]