
Paul Woolley
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She don't sound all that, I'd give her the push.
8:46pm
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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." [Paul Woolley]
unfortunately didn't have enough points for a LOL.
12:42am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Well since you didn't have enough points for a lol you can have mine.
2:04am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Very generous.
3:33am
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Mick Hucknall liked to take his dog along to his book signings. [Paul Woolley]
Three of them taking turns means it's a roasting.
8:55pm
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"This will be the first time I've got a bird to 3rd base!" [Paul Woolley]
Somehow I don't see this one being used by Hello magazine.
8:41am
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High Pollen Cunt [Paul Woolley]
Slip(disc)knot
5:30pm
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There was a hell of a suprise when two members of Slipknot removed their masks. [Paul Woolley]
An adaptation of an old joke, I confess.... [caption writer]
8:15pm
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"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
Even though this is a well-used phrase it works perfectly here. Good caption.
10:19am
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"It eats shoots and leaves!"
"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!" [Paul Woolley]
They kept wandering into the road, getting knocked down and back up again.
10:15pm
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After travelling all that way, Chumbawamba couldn't be arsed with the lager and cider after all. [Paul Woolley]