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	For the love of God Victoria, please eat something. 08/06/12 20:06:33	22

	For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out. 12/07/12 11:18:32	1 21

	For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down. 20/05/12 20:09:02	20

	Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out. 21/12/11 11:05:34	9 20

	Do you take plastic? 20/09/11 11:02:38	1 19

	Worst Scooby Doo villain hiding place ever. 05/04/12 11:01:41	18

	Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers. 12/01/12 11:03:48	1 18

	I spy with my little eye something beginning with F. 08/06/12 11:02:49	1 17

	Get off the road ya muppet. 04/10/11 11:03:28	17

	Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race. 22/03/12 11:15:31	1 15

	Tim waits for snow man 02/03/12 20:27:01	15

	Frank, give us a hand, Jack has got his head stuck in the shopping trolley again. 10/12/11 20:03:25	3 15

	Scottish syndicate wins £5 in the lottery. 06/06/12 21:50:14	14

	Jack brings his concrete surf board into the Dragons Den hoping for a £100K investment for a 2% stake in his company. 15/05/12 11:10:42	13

	Geppetto hoped it was only a phase Pinocchio was going through. 06/09/11 11:48:38	1 13

	Rangers unveil ambitious plans for a new stand at Ibrox. 06/05/12 11:01:02	12

	I hear you are a swinger. 24/03/12 11:01:41	12

	We may need to call in Super Nanny. 09/01/12 11:02:52	12

	Do you take plastic. Yes and rubber. 30/12/11 20:03:54	12

	Frank was so ugly even the tide wouldn't take him out. 03/10/11 12:51:53	12

	Do you have protection? Ya, I'm doing you in the shade of a tree. 31/07/12 11:03:09	11

	Residents in that part of Geneva where The Large Hadron Collider passes could tell when it was switched on. 10/04/12 12:43:24	3 11

	....You took a fine time to leave me loose heel...... 21/01/12 11:13:11	11

	I swear to God I posted that caption before I read the other ones. 05/01/12 20:15:18	11

	Do you fancy a bone? No, I have a headache. 07/08/11 11:06:17	11

	Quackadder 27/07/11 11:05:06	11

	Finding Nemo just became a whole lot easier. 30/06/11 8:56:34	1 11

	HeBrew 23/05/11 11:01:48	11

	Did you pack this luggage yourself sir? 30/07/12 20:29:33	10

	Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore. 19/07/12 11:56:25	2 10

	It's not yew, it's me. 08/07/12 20:05:54	10

	"Can I get 2 hake and a mackerel please?" "20 past 3 love." 22/06/12 20:44:15	1 10

	...and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky meddling kids 08/03/12 11:08:28	10

	Text the sheep will you and tell them to come down off the hill. 07/08/11 11:11:58	10

	For goodness sake Maureen. Not every seat you sit on has a commode. 20/06/11 11:11:26	4 10

	trust me, it's what your grandmother would have wanted. 13/07/12 20:16:23	9

	Sorry lads, can't let you in, no open toe sandals. 28/04/12 20:03:31	9

	Frank, did you leave the landing light on again? 23/01/12 20:28:15	9

	Ebay, the early days. 18/01/12 20:08:14	9

	Katrina and the Waves 18/12/11 11:44:11	9

	The staff at the Russian doll factory are given a well earned day out. 07/12/11 20:35:21	9

	He just fell in with the wrong cloud. 08/09/11 11:31:39	9

	Hello Room Service? I hope you have a pen. 01/09/11 11:03:38	9

	Frank, you better put some toilet rolls in the fridge. 25/08/11 11:00:54	9

	In hindsight, Jesus regretted not opting for the lethal injection. 21/08/11 15:31:57	9

	Traffic island 29/06/11 11:01:25	1 9

	I'm OK as long as they don't bring back the pole tax. 01/05/12 12:25:05	8

	A bird in the hand is worth a poo in the bush. 14/04/12 11:28:16	8

	A young James May never turned his nose up to free top gear. 09/03/12 20:12:48	8 8
Yes, but not a lot! --F Mackay
	Maureen, why are those donkeys crying? 08/03/12 20:11:56	8

	crouching tiger, hidden tripod 27/02/12 20:08:29	8

	Frank's folding skills went unappreciated at the Resource Center for Blind People. 15/12/11 11:05:37	8

	Don't fancy searching for the black box. 15/08/11 20:23:44	1 8

	Ladies, do you mind moving, the tide is trying to come in. 18/07/11 11:09:23	2 8

	Golden receiver. 08/07/11 11:03:23	8

	Antiques roadshow 2045. 17/09/12 8:56:46	7

	Nixon - The Trailer 07/07/12 11:08:52	1 7

	Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!! 03/07/12 11:02:31	2 7

	Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back. 10/06/12 11:05:05	7

	Worst cremation ever. 09/06/12 20:12:26	4 7

	A new Ann Summers's branch. 08/06/12 20:13:15	7

	Right lads. 2 more minutes before our shifts starts. please finish your cigarettes. 08/06/12 11:01:09	7

	'Pimp My Statue' was dropped by MTV after just 6 episodes. 18/05/12 11:03:26	7

	Last time I go to bloody specsavers. 04/05/12 11:05:56	7

	If Quentin Tarantino directed 'Honey, I've Shrunk The Kids". 27/04/12 11:05:28	7

	Years have not been kind to Ian Brown. 06/04/12 20:02:59	1 7

	Yes hello, we were looking to speak to someone about getting our gastric bands loosened. 18/01/12 11:03:38	7

	Tea's up 21/09/11 11:01:47	7

	Frank, would you consider moving over to Marlborough lights? 08/09/11 11:06:43	7

	"I think the baby needs changing". "I so hope it is the baby". 22/08/11 11:18:41	7

	Geoff Boycock 20/08/11 11:07:26	7

	OK, I'm ready, turn on the current. 29/07/11 11:02:51	1 7

	Switzerland's worst assisted suicide clinic. 16/06/11 11:37:06	2 7

	Grandfathers for justice. 10/02/11 11:29:26	7

	Agent Nora to base, Agent Nora to base. No sign of terrorists here in the park. Will proceed to the post office as soon as I catch my breath. 06/05/10 11:35:36	1 7

	Maureen, did you leave the landing light on again? 15/04/10 11:10:53	2 7

	Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon. 25/07/12 11:16:46	2 6

	I love women but I couldn't finish a whole one 17/07/12 20:04:54	6

	Worlds worst cat neutering service. 19/06/12 12:01:36	6

	Italian Cruise Ship Captain Training School. 01/05/12 11:02:23	6

	The writing was on the wall for this relationship. 27/01/12 11:00:29	6

	combined harvesters. 05/01/12 11:01:01	6

	For the love of Christ Frank would you ever install that extractor fan that you have been promising me for years. 02/01/12 20:11:02	6

	Heather Mills prepares another charity bag. 07/12/11 11:02:35	6

	Art Attack 31/10/11 11:02:04	6

	and in a couple of nights time this will become St Elmo's fire. 30/10/11 14:10:43	6

	Shortly after finishing the last song on the CD, Jedward's song writers sign a suicide pact. 13/10/11 20:26:16	6

	ok what was it again, www.ratemyshite.co.uk 06/10/11 11:02:04	6

	A deb you taunt. 28/09/11 16:19:38	6

	This can of coke better be cold. 07/09/11 12:48:57	6

	Jay Leno in HD is pulled after one show. 03/09/11 22:24:22	6

	After this latest incident George Michael is banned from the Pimms tent for life. 20/08/11 11:09:47	6

	Jimmy Nail 05/08/11 11:01:53	6

	Sorry Doctor, ink blot test or no ink blot test, all I see is a man training a horse. 04/08/11 11:58:57	6

	As usual at the annual cannibals lunch they fight over the bill. 27/07/11 11:03:07	6

	Shortly after this scene Judith Chalmers and her stunt double was dropped from "Wish You Were Here". 18/07/11 11:30:15	6

	Worst orthodontist ever. 13/07/11 11:19:50	6

	Tastes like dog poo and smells like dog poo. Lucky I didn't step in it. 24/06/11 11:07:48	1 6

	World glory hole championships begin in Tokyo. 11/05/11 11:01:01	6

	If you can't find the spatula use the fork Luke. 25/02/11 11:48:53	6