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For the love of God Victoria, please eat something.
08/06/12 19:06:33
For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out.
12/07/12 10:18:32
For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down.
20/05/12 19:09:02
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
21/12/11 11:05:34
Do you take plastic?
20/09/11 10:02:38
Worst Scooby Doo villain hiding place ever.
05/04/12 10:01:41
Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers.
12/01/12 11:03:48
I spy with my little eye something beginning with F.
08/06/12 10:02:49
Get off the road ya muppet.
04/10/11 10:03:28
Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race.
22/03/12 11:15:31
Tim waits for snow man
02/03/12 20:27:01
Frank, give us a hand, Jack has got his head stuck in the shopping trolley again.
10/12/11 20:03:25
Scottish syndicate wins £5 in the lottery.
06/06/12 20:50:14
Jack brings his concrete surf board into the Dragons Den hoping for a £100K investment for a 2% stake in his company.
15/05/12 10:10:42
Geppetto hoped it was only a phase Pinocchio was going through.
06/09/11 10:48:38
Rangers unveil ambitious plans for a new stand at Ibrox.
06/05/12 10:01:02
I hear you are a swinger.
24/03/12 11:01:41
We may need to call in Super Nanny.
09/01/12 11:02:52
Do you take plastic. Yes and rubber.
30/12/11 20:03:54
Frank was so ugly even the tide wouldn't take him out.
03/10/11 11:51:53
Do you have protection?Ya, I'm doing you in the shade of a tree.
31/07/12 10:03:09
Residents in that part of Geneva where The Large Hadron Collider passes could tell when it was switched on.
10/04/12 11:43:24
....You took a fine time to leave me loose heel......
21/01/12 11:13:11
I swear to God I posted that caption before I read the other ones.
05/01/12 20:15:18
Do you fancy a bone?No, I have a headache.
07/08/11 10:06:17
Quackadder
27/07/11 10:05:06
Finding Nemo just became a whole lot easier.
30/06/11 7:56:34
HeBrew
23/05/11 10:01:48
Did you pack this luggage yourself sir?
30/07/12 19:29:33
Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore.
19/07/12 10:56:25
It's not yew, it's me.
08/07/12 19:05:54
"Can I get 2 hake and a mackerel please?""20 past 3 love."
22/06/12 19:44:15
...and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky meddling kids
08/03/12 11:08:28
Text the sheep will you and tell them to come down off the hill.
07/08/11 10:11:58
For goodness sake Maureen. Not every seat you sit on has a commode.
20/06/11 10:11:26
trust me, it's what your grandmother would have wanted.
13/07/12 19:16:23
Sorry lads, can't let you in, no open toe sandals.
28/04/12 19:03:31
Frank, did you leave the landing light on again?
23/01/12 20:28:15
Ebay, the early days.
18/01/12 20:08:14
Katrina and the Waves
18/12/11 11:44:11
The staff at the Russian doll factory are given a well earned day out.
07/12/11 20:35:21
He just fell in with the wrong cloud.
08/09/11 10:31:39
Hello Room Service? I hope you have a pen.
01/09/11 10:03:38
Frank, you better put some toilet rolls in the fridge.
25/08/11 10:00:54
In hindsight, Jesus regretted not opting for the lethal injection.
21/08/11 14:31:57
Traffic island
29/06/11 10:01:25
I'm OK as long as they don't bring back the pole tax.
01/05/12 11:25:05
A bird in the hand is worth a poo in the bush.
14/04/12 10:28:16
A young James May never turned his nose up to free top gear.
09/03/12 20:12:48
Maureen, why are those donkeys crying?
08/03/12 20:11:56
crouching tiger, hidden tripod
27/02/12 20:08:29
Frank's folding skills went unappreciated at the Resource Center for Blind People.
15/12/11 11:05:37
Don't fancy searching for the black box.
15/08/11 19:23:44
Ladies, do you mind moving, the tide is trying to come in.
18/07/11 10:09:23
Golden receiver.
08/07/11 10:03:23
Antiques roadshow 2045.
17/09/12 7:56:46
Nixon - The Trailer
07/07/12 10:08:52
Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!!
03/07/12 10:02:31
Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back.
10/06/12 10:05:05
Worst cremation ever.
09/06/12 19:12:26
A new Ann Summers's branch.
08/06/12 19:13:15
Right lads. 2 more minutes before our shifts starts. please finish your cigarettes.
08/06/12 10:01:09
'Pimp My Statue' was dropped by MTV after just 6 episodes.
18/05/12 10:03:26
Last time I go to bloody specsavers.
04/05/12 10:05:56
If Quentin Tarantino directed 'Honey, I've Shrunk The Kids".
27/04/12 10:05:28
Years have not been kind to Ian Brown.
06/04/12 19:02:59
Yes hello, we were looking to speak to someone about getting our gastric bands loosened.
18/01/12 11:03:38
Tea's up
21/09/11 10:01:47
Frank, would you consider moving over to Marlborough lights?
08/09/11 10:06:43
"I think the baby needs changing"."I so hope it is the baby".
22/08/11 10:18:41
Geoff Boycock
20/08/11 10:07:26
OK, I'm ready, turn on the current.
29/07/11 10:02:51
Switzerland's worst assisted suicide clinic.
16/06/11 10:37:06
Grandfathers for justice.
10/02/11 11:29:26
Agent Nora to base, Agent Nora to base. No sign of terrorists here in the park. Will proceed to the post office as soon as I catch my breath.
06/05/10 10:35:36
Maureen, did you leave the landing light on again?
15/04/10 10:10:53
Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon.
25/07/12 10:16:46
I love women but I couldn't finish a whole one
17/07/12 19:04:54
Worlds worst cat neutering service.
19/06/12 11:01:36
Italian Cruise Ship Captain Training School.
01/05/12 10:02:23
The writing was on the wall for this relationship.
27/01/12 11:00:29
combined harvesters.
05/01/12 11:01:01
For the love of Christ Frank would you ever install that extractor fan that you have been promising me for years.
02/01/12 20:11:02
Heather Mills prepares another charity bag.
07/12/11 11:02:35
Art Attack
31/10/11 11:02:04
and in a couple of nights time this will become St Elmo's fire.
30/10/11 14:10:43
Shortly after finishing the last song on the CD, Jedward's song writers sign a suicide pact.
13/10/11 19:26:16
ok what was it again, www.ratemyshite.co.uk
06/10/11 10:02:04
A deb you taunt.
28/09/11 15:19:38
This can of coke better be cold.
07/09/11 11:48:57
Jay Leno in HD is pulled after one show.
03/09/11 21:24:22
After this latest incident George Michael is banned from the Pimms tent for life.
20/08/11 10:09:47
Jimmy Nail
05/08/11 10:01:53
Sorry Doctor, ink blot test or no ink blot test, all I see is a man training a horse.
04/08/11 10:58:57
As usual at the annual cannibals lunch they fight over the bill.
27/07/11 10:03:07
Shortly after this scene Judith Chalmers and her stunt double was dropped from "Wish You Were Here".
18/07/11 10:30:15
Worst orthodontist ever.
13/07/11 10:19:50
Tastes like dog poo and smells like dog poo. Lucky I didn't step in it.
24/06/11 10:07:48
World glory hole championships begin in Tokyo.
11/05/11 10:01:01
If you can't find the spatula use the fork Luke.
25/02/11 11:48:53
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I must doff my cap to the late great Tommy Cooper for this one. :)
comment on caption: He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself. [Joe T]
As soon as this pic came up it was always going to be a race to who would use the topping himself gag first.
That's a very old joke!
Seems queer?
comment on caption: Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore. [Joe T]
Are they "his kind of people"?
"for their"?
comment on caption: Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon. [Joe T]
Darth ?
It's interesting, but no one ever suggests that the man out walking his dog did it...
comment on caption: The man out walking his dog who usually finds all the dead bodies was left speechless. [Joe T]
Haha, true enough. I'm sure there was an episode of 'A Touch of Frost' where there was a bit of a twist with an apparently innocuous old guy walking his dog who was actually the blackmailer/murderer
Watch the pilot start to sweat when it stops turning...
comment on caption: Yes sir, the Discovery Deluxe 5000 has excellent air conditioning. [Joe T]
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I must doff my cap to the late great Tommy Cooper for this one. :)
10:46am
comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]
As soon as this pic came up it was always going to be a race to who would use the topping himself gag first.
11:06am
comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]
That's a very old joke!
11:36am
comment on caption:
He appears to be covered in hundreds and thousand. I think he may have topped himself.
[Joe T]
Seems queer?
2:50pm
comment on caption:
Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore. [Joe T]
Are they "his kind of people"?
6:46pm
comment on caption:
Ahh fuck, here comes Michael Barrymore. [Joe T]
"for their"?
10:47am
comment on caption:
Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon.
[Joe T]
Darth ?
11:51am
comment on caption:
Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon.
[Joe T]
It's interesting, but no one ever suggests that the man out walking his dog did it...
10:17am
comment on caption:
The man out walking his dog who usually finds all the dead bodies was left speechless. [Joe T]
Haha, true enough. I'm sure there was an episode of 'A Touch of Frost' where there was a bit of a twist with an apparently innocuous old guy walking his dog who was actually the blackmailer/murderer
10:22am
comment on caption:
The man out walking his dog who usually finds all the dead bodies was left speechless. [Joe T]
Watch the pilot start to sweat when it stops turning...
7:19am
comment on caption:
Yes sir, the Discovery Deluxe 5000 has excellent air conditioning. [Joe T]