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"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?"
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stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?"

26/08/18 20:57:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

Wayne Rooney's bedside table.

26/08/18 22:35:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Heavy smoking can seriously denture bank balance.

26/08/18 20:10:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Gobsmoked.

26/08/18 21:33:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

A Smoking Gum.

26/08/18 20:36:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Did I ever tell you I was a fag in the bottom set at school?"

26/08/18 20:10:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Smoking, where's the wisdom in that?

26/08/18 20:17:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Alternatively, you could try nicotine replacement gum.

26/08/18 20:32:06

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

I can't palate smoking.

26/08/18 20:05:04

 
Sarah Grainger Sarah Grainger

bit drunk last night and couldn't find the ashtray!

29/08/18 18:43:35

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 671Carey Sutton

In memory of my mate Ash, he was a fag.

27/08/18 12:06:32

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Smokers are prone to soot canals.

26/08/18 22:21:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

The Flaming Lips

26/08/18 22:02:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

Coughin' nails

26/08/18 21:09:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

Jaw Bone

26/08/18 21:00:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"..it's actually Chimpanzee. The dealer had
sold out of Gorilla hands.."

26/08/18 20:51:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

"Get that chipped tooth fixed... No more butts."

26/08/18 20:40:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

The evils of smoking. Now there's something to get your teeth into.

26/08/18 20:30:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Djarum Plaque

26/08/18 20:28:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

I bought it off Gumtree

26/08/18 20:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

Smoking is not the best way to create a new impression.

26/08/18 20:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

- Was Raymond buried?
- No, they ashed Ray

26/08/18 23:43:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's a fitting tribute to Granddad. He died of lung cancer."

26/08/18 20:10:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"Careful. Nicotine stains your teeth"

26/08/18 20:04:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"What filling would you like in your butties, dear?"

26/08/18 20:03:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Smoke gets in your eye teeth.

26/08/18 20:01:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"Can you pass the ashtray please?...Tar."

26/08/18 20:00:52

 
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