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Trace Sarge
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The only way is up! [Tracey Sarge]
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Jason and the technicolor dreamcolt. 18/10/14 22:10:05 |
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The top seven captions here are EXCELLENT, so congratulations so far!...You're winning by a nose. --Greg Curtis
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25/03/19 20:15:56 |
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If I had a supervote, I would have given it to you, alas I am but the poor wretch you see before you. --Scrappy Doo
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20/11/14 12:11:46 |
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Cause of death...man living alone trying to hang curtains. 12/07/17 13:14:06 |
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Sometimes you have to look at the beggar picture. 02/03/14 12:05:05 |
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A rolling stone gathers no floss 20/08/17 12:06:31 |
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06/08/17 12:50:30 |
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Mon 20:01:52 |
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04/03/19 9:36:50 |
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24/02/19 20:01:22 |
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"Husband home early mate?..me too." 06/08/17 11:06:53 |
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17/05/15 12:11:20 |
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No....think it is to infer Tom Dick & Hare'y/Harry - you know as when Harry Carpenter interviewed Frank Bruno & asked him "what do you think to the rominiger as a boxer Frank" to which Frank replied "what rumours that Harey" --Bad Boy Dennis.
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22/02/15 14:17:44 |
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07/01/15 20:24:07 |
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That awkward moment when you spot your blind date. 19/02/14 21:45:05 |
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Well he did ask the Plastic Surgeon for the chiseled look. 04/04/14 11:10:27 |
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"You've got your burka on back to front". 08/01/15 20:34:01 |
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07/11/14 20:38:56 |
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Thanks..agreed. --Tracey Sarge
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21/02/15 22:18:33 |
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27/03/19 8:07:57 |
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02/02/19 20:28:32 |
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Gary was not impressed with his new plaque. 28/01/19 20:04:13 |
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They took his Rs...in more ways than one. --Dan Nicholls
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15/06/15 20:23:20 |
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"Can't stop and chat...got a lot on my plate today." 22/05/15 11:33:29 |
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08/02/15 20:07:03 |
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08/01/15 18:58:52 |
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02/10/14 13:17:06 |
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Is it ticking?..cut the Red..no wait cut the Green! 02/06/14 14:47:48 |
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Boom Boom. --Ian Mclaren
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14/02/19 12:46:52 |
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A bit of a draft...must be the crack in the window. 13/08/17 20:03:57 |
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04/02/16 12:44:20 |
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18/05/15 20:20:22 |
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20/03/15 12:05:33 |
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27/11/14 11:36:30 |
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"Darling, I MUST have it...It's Pucci." --Greg Curtis
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26/11/14 20:25:26 |
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This time last year we..were playing in the ghetto. 02/05/15 10:31:03 |
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We..were playing in the ghetto - good though very good. --Bad Boy Dennis.
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08/02/15 12:13:26 |
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25/01/15 12:34:02 |
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18/01/15 12:26:21 |
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11/01/15 12:16:47 |
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Yeah looks like he could do with an after....shave --Bad Boy Dennis.
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"Dad...can't we have an angel on top of the tree like everyone else". 09/12/14 17:53:38 |
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03/03/14 8:46:13 |
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09/02/19 8:00:15 |
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20/09/15 12:22:41 |
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17/06/15 8:09:38 |
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26/01/15 20:03:00 |
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04/01/15 20:24:11 |
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And all because the lady loves Milk Tray. 26/12/14 21:20:36 |
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04/12/14 20:40:40 |
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02/11/14 20:09:21 |
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29/10/14 12:02:09 |
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When the sparks gone it's time to move on to a new flame. 18/09/14 10:55:40 |
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02/08/14 10:34:56 |
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07/04/14 12:50:16 |
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14/03/14 20:01:02 |
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22/03/19 12:11:49 |
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14/03/19 20:00:34 |
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"How much is that doggy in the wind though." 11/07/17 18:30:02 |
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02/05/15 10:31:38 |
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20/04/15 9:02:40 |
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15/03/15 9:59:38 |
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17/01/15 20:00:38 |
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15/01/15 12:02:52 |
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29/11/14 20:00:24 |
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21/11/14 11:44:04 |
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30/10/14 8:18:37 |
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27/07/14 12:03:00 |
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23/04/14 15:43:51 |
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07/07/14 20:02:52 |
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Peter Pike pecked a pickled pecker 21/03/19 20:04:02 |
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07/03/19 12:13:29 |
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05/02/19 17:21:15 |
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Can all those wearing burkas please stand at the back 19/08/17 20:06:01 |
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19/06/15 9:42:37 |
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14/06/15 11:53:57 |
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23/05/15 22:03:44 |
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16/05/15 12:31:46 |
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"Wish I never bought Dave a metal detector ruined our garden!" 19/04/15 12:44:30 |
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20/01/15 8:45:37 |
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Down and out in Beverly Grills. 12/01/15 10:27:18 |
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She's got a lot of balls wearing that outfit! 11/01/15 12:08:09 |
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Safety conscious Steve always carried a rubber on him. 01/12/14 9:37:09 |
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23/11/14 10:25:46 |
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05/11/14 17:38:45 |
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30/10/14 13:28:56 |
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24/10/14 15:05:47 |
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That moment you realise your costume is not so naff after all. 05/04/19 20:10:26 |
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29/01/19 15:04:51 |
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A case of iron 'de fish in sea'! 07/08/17 12:11:03 |
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31/01/16 20:00:17 |
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19/05/15 12:44:56 |
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13/05/15 12:59:04 |
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02/05/15 14:38:20 |
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if you need to get that close to see the lights..should you really be driving! 13/04/15 13:17:04 |
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17/03/15 21:36:35 |
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31/01/15 11:20:21 |
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"Dave you do know football's on the tv". 05/01/15 20:20:50 |
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05/01/15 20:08:50 |
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Red and yellow melts stood no chance against a Black melt! 05/01/15 12:49:14 |
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26/12/14 21:18:01 |
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16/12/14 19:11:29 |
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11/12/14 20:12:52 |
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Well, I suppose it is christmas and the angel did say Noel. --John Glover
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09/12/14 14:07:44 |
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23/11/14 12:07:23 |
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11/11/14 9:54:16 |
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07/11/14 11:59:02 |
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02/11/14 20:01:21 |
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26/10/14 11:18:46 |
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08/07/14 11:22:46 |
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06/07/14 12:26:55 |
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Professor Plum with the dagger in the wotsit. 06/04/14 20:15:31 |
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15/02/14 18:42:30 |
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07/04/19 12:05:51 |
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Dad why are we here?....To broaden the mind son 06/04/19 13:10:51 |
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31/03/19 12:13:39 |
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25/03/19 20:13:28 |
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"Harry took his time looking for Hedwig" 14/03/19 8:59:18 |
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Jim made the decision to ditch his wife 11/03/19 20:08:37 |
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Because she was a dyke? --Mr Dome
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"You have the right to remain silent you are under a wrist" 10/03/19 20:14:00 |
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27/02/19 20:15:21 |
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03/02/19 21:16:57 |
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14/08/17 20:01:59 |
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Due to the NHS crisis..DIY scanners have been installed. 13/08/17 18:14:16 |
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24/06/17 17:16:02 |
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"you can't post me back...I'm not just for Christmas" 31/01/16 20:51:24 |
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27/05/15 17:45:39 |
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24/05/15 12:41:15 |
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Close encounter of the blurred kind. 23/05/15 22:30:03 |
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Not sure if he should Thai the knot. 20/05/15 12:05:04 |
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11/05/15 20:29:05 |
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18/04/15 12:28:18 |
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"I recognise you..didn't you win the Eurovision song contest"? 15/04/15 11:53:34 |
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31/03/15 12:46:01 |
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25/03/15 14:24:00 |
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"100 quid fine..can we go dutch love". 24/02/15 8:05:23 |
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"Where did you put my socks again love?" 15/02/15 12:40:12 |
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..in the dock drawer! --Leroy Brown
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08/02/15 12:11:58 |
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04/02/15 20:06:02 |
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15/01/15 8:56:45 |
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"We'll be shitting bricks if we drink any more of this stuff." 14/01/15 20:38:21 |
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13/01/15 20:16:11 |
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This must of been taken in the 80's...No helmets,shin pads or safety mat. 09/01/15 11:36:41 |
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"NO you can't have a doggy bag"! 28/12/14 21:07:39 |
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The Lion without the Witch and Wardrobe. 23/12/14 12:24:22 |
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Beggars had no clue why no one was stopping. 09/12/14 20:47:52 |
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10/11/14 10:13:58 |
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An optical illusion..have you ever seen this many men at work! 11/04/14 12:23:20 |
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Hard to find skis when you have a big foot. 08/04/14 20:32:58 |
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23/03/14 20:14:25 |
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Voldemort's new job..secret shopper? 20/02/14 12:33:53 |
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The day I regretted my plastic surgery! 12/02/14 14:35:54 |
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Are we there yet?..no we're smiles away. 04/10/14 11:45:20 |
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My dads Tonka's bigger than yours! 06/08/14 20:09:06 |
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When mum gets the basin out...its time for a haircut. 03/06/14 20:24:47 |
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19/05/14 11:57:10 |
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23/04/14 20:10:40 |
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Rigor mortis sets in waiting for a top caption. 04/04/14 9:26:56 |
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Nobody's perfect..man with two cocks! 14/02/14 12:10:16 |
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Thu 20:17:56 |
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As opposed to a cold lunch at the Old Nags Head Tue 20:38:38 |
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09/03/19 15:00:18 |
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"I'm telling you it's Caitlyn Jenner"..."how can you tell?" 01/03/19 17:20:05 |
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She's still wearing her medals. --Karyn Harrison
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John failed his eye test 20 times 28/02/19 13:12:44 |
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08/02/19 20:00:50 |
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Can you read this for me I'm blind as a 07/02/19 20:21:43 |
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Meanwhile back in Leicester...NOT another ruddy King! 18/08/17 20:02:22 |
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14/08/17 20:00:22 |
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13/07/17 18:41:45 |
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Haha - or looks better...? --Mr Dome
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How many women does it take to change a tyre...one to use google and one to change it. 01/02/16 16:51:04 |
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When a German forgets her towel. 19/12/15 12:26:00 |
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Take a walkies on the wild side. 22/05/15 21:50:17 |
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How did we end up in this shit hole. 16/05/15 14:58:37 |
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"OK all aboard for the mistery tour." 04/05/15 13:58:49 |
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For men when their wives try on 50 outfits. 19/04/15 22:08:10 |
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28/01/15 20:13:21 |
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"I'm innocent they were planted on me" 15/01/15 12:10:44 |
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