| This Week | Last Week | All Time | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | |
| Captions | 1 | 1 | 2214 | 2591 | #59 | ||||
| Comments | 15 | 7 | #87 | ||||||
Trace Sarge
signed up: 7 years, 6 months ago
profile viewed: 4 time(s) this week
caption quota: 34
caption votes given since joining: 2,082
comment quota: 10
comment votes given since joining: 10
super vote quota: 5
From Leicester UK, aged 53
![The only way is up! [<em>Tracey Sarge</em>]](/images/uploaded/thumb-image295506.jpg)
The only way is up! [Tracey Sarge]
captions
 |
20/06/19 12:07:27 |
|
||
 |
Jason and the technicolor dreamcolt. 18/10/14 22:10:05 |
4 |
|
|
|
The top seven captions here are EXCELLENT, so congratulations so far!...You're winning by a nose. --Greg Curtis
|
||||
 |
25/03/19 20:15:56 |
1 |
|
|
|
If I had a supervote, I would have given it to you, alas I am but the poor wretch you see before you. --Scrappy Doo
|
||||
 |
"Cheat!...take the two golf balls out of your cheeks" 04/07/21 10:24:50 |
1 |
|
|
|
"NUTS!" "What?" "I said they're not golf balls." --Willie Johnson
|
||||
 |
20/11/14 12:11:46 |
|
||
 |
02/07/19 23:19:16 |
|
||
 |
21/06/19 8:00:51 |
|
||
 |
14/06/19 8:01:30 |
|
||
 |
"Davy Crockett will never find me in here" 03/06/19 8:21:48 |
|
||
 |
Cause of death...man living alone trying to hang curtains. 12/07/17 13:14:06 |
|
||
 |
Sometimes you have to look at the beggar picture. 02/03/14 12:05:05 |
|
||
 |
A rolling stone gathers no floss 20/08/17 12:06:31 |
|
||
 |
06/08/17 12:50:30 |
|
||
 |
That awkward moment the new ironing board collapses 19/06/19 20:27:59 |
|
||
 |
15/04/19 20:01:52 |
|
||
 |
04/03/19 9:36:50 |
|
||
 |
24/02/19 20:01:22 |
|
||
 |
"Husband home early mate?..me too." 06/08/17 11:06:53 |
|
||
 |
17/05/15 12:11:20 |
2 |
|
|
|
No....think it is to infer Tom Dick & Hare'y/Harry - you know as when Harry Carpenter interviewed Frank Bruno & asked him "what do you think to the rominiger as a boxer Frank" to which Frank replied "what rumours that Harey" --Bad Boy Dennis.
|
||||
 |
22/02/15 14:17:44 |
|
||
 |
07/01/15 20:24:07 |
|
||
 |
That awkward moment when you spot your blind date. 19/02/14 21:45:05 |
|
||
 |
Well he did ask the Plastic Surgeon for the chiseled look. 04/04/14 11:10:27 |
|
||
 |
"You've got your burka on back to front". 08/01/15 20:34:01 |
|
||
 |
07/11/14 20:38:56 |
2 |
|
|
|
Thanks..agreed. --Tracey Sarge
|
||||
 |
Steve McClean in The Great Escape 29/06/19 20:18:58 |
|
||
 |
"Sorry love I kinda got distracted trying to think of a good caption" 20/06/19 20:38:42 |
|
||
 |
"I hope the Pope is enjoying the mint I gave him" 27/05/19 20:54:05 |
|
||
 |
21/02/15 22:18:33 |
|
||
 |
27/10/19 8:07:26 |
|
||
 |
They only went in for a boob job and hair transplant. 21/06/19 20:13:44 |
|
||
 |
10/06/19 20:08:13 |
|
||
 |
🎵 We will we will frock you 🎵 03/05/19 20:08:14 |
|
||
 |
02/05/19 20:12:00 |
|
||
 |
27/03/19 8:07:57 |
|
||
 |
02/02/19 20:28:32 |
|
||
 |
Gary was not impressed with his new plaque. 28/01/19 20:04:13 |
1 |
|
|
|
They took his Rs...in more ways than one. --Dan Nicholls
|
||||
 |
15/06/15 20:23:20 |
|
||
 |
"Can't stop and chat...got a lot on my plate today." 22/05/15 11:33:29 |
|
||
 |
08/02/15 20:07:03 |
|
||
 |
08/01/15 18:58:52 |
|
||
 |
02/10/14 13:17:06 |
|
||
 |
Is it ticking?..cut the Red..no wait cut the Green! 02/06/14 14:47:48 |
1 |
|
|
|
Boom Boom. --Ian Mclaren
|
||||
 |
"Do you need a hand to finish it off?" 07/06/19 20:24:15 |
|
||
 |
22/05/19 13:42:03 |
|
||
 |
"Let me just check my cullender, I can fit you in on the 4th" 23/04/19 12:02:10 |
|
||
 |
14/02/19 12:46:52 |
|
||
 |
A bit of a draft...must be the crack in the window. 13/08/17 20:03:57 |
|
||
 |
04/02/16 12:44:20 |
|
||
 |
18/05/15 20:20:22 |
|
||
 |
20/03/15 12:05:33 |
|
||
 |
27/11/14 11:36:30 |
1 |
|
|
|
"Darling, I MUST have it...It's Pucci." --Greg Curtis
|
||||
 |
26/11/14 20:25:26 |
|
||
 |
This time last year we..were playing in the ghetto. 02/05/15 10:31:03 |
1 |
|
|
|
We..were playing in the ghetto - good though very good. --Bad Boy Dennis.
|
||||
 |
08/02/15 12:13:26 |
|
||
 |
25/01/15 12:34:02 |
|
||
 |
18/01/15 12:26:21 |
|
||
 |
11/01/15 12:16:47 |
1 |
|
|
|
Yeah looks like he could do with an after....shave --Bad Boy Dennis.
|
||||
 |
"Dad...can't we have an angel on top of the tree like everyone else". 09/12/14 17:53:38 |
|
||
 |
03/03/14 8:46:13 |
|
||
 |
Only a dummy would vote Trump! 15/07/19 12:03:57 |
|
||
 |
Walls have ears...arms and legs 06/06/19 12:36:46 |
|
||
 |
On sale in all good fake news stands 05/06/19 14:08:12 |
|
||
 |
09/02/19 8:00:15 |
|
||
 |
20/09/15 12:22:41 |
|
||
 |
17/06/15 8:09:38 |
|
||
 |
26/01/15 20:03:00 |
|
||
 |
04/01/15 20:24:11 |
|
||
 |
And all because the lady loves Milk Tray. 26/12/14 21:20:36 |
|
||
 |
04/12/14 20:40:40 |
|
||
 |
02/11/14 20:09:21 |
|
||
 |
29/10/14 12:02:09 |
|
||
 |
When the sparks gone it's time to move on to a new flame. 18/09/14 10:55:40 |
|
||
 |
02/08/14 10:34:56 |
|
||
 |
07/04/14 12:50:16 |
|
||
 |
14/03/14 20:01:02 |
|
||
 |
07/07/19 12:46:24 |
|
||
 |
22/06/19 20:04:20 |
|
||
 |
31/05/19 21:14:23 |
|
||
 |
"You don't bring me flours anymore" 20/05/19 14:03:46 |
|
||
 |
08/05/19 12:22:53 |
|
||
 |
22/03/19 12:11:49 |
|
||
 |
14/03/19 20:00:34 |
|
||
 |
"How much is that doggy in the wind though." 11/07/17 18:30:02 |
|
||
|
|
02/05/15 10:31:38 |
|
||
 |
20/04/15 9:02:40 |
|
||
 |
15/03/15 9:59:38 |
|
||
 |
17/01/15 20:00:38 |
|
||
 |
15/01/15 12:02:52 |
|
||
 |
29/11/14 20:00:24 |
|
||
 |
21/11/14 11:44:04 |
|
||
 |
30/10/14 8:18:37 |
1 |
|
|
 |
27/07/14 12:03:00 |
|
||
 |
23/04/14 15:43:51 |
|
||
 |
07/07/14 20:02:52 |
|
||
 |
"Oh stop being a Llama Queen!" 21/11/19 8:16:36 |
|
||
 |
15/07/19 8:39:24 |
|
||
 |
21/06/19 12:40:32 |
|
||
 |
"Wish she'd mauve I can't see a thing" 15/06/19 20:19:51 |
|
||
 |
10/06/19 12:53:24 |
|
||
 |
Peter Pike pecked a pickled pecker 21/03/19 20:04:02 |
|
||
 |
07/03/19 12:13:29 |
|
||
 |
05/02/19 17:21:15 |
|
||
 |
Can all those wearing burkas please stand at the back 19/08/17 20:06:01 |
|
||
 |
19/06/15 9:42:37 |
|
||
 |
14/06/15 11:53:57 |
|
||
 |
23/05/15 22:03:44 |
|
||
 |
16/05/15 12:31:46 |
|
||
 |
"Wish I never bought Dave a metal detector ruined our garden!" 19/04/15 12:44:30 |
|
||
 |
20/01/15 8:45:37 |
|
||
 |
Down and out in Beverly Grills. 12/01/15 10:27:18 |
|
||
 |
She's got a lot of balls wearing that outfit! 11/01/15 12:08:09 |
|
||
 |
Safety conscious Steve always carried a rubber on him. 01/12/14 9:37:09 |
|
||
 |
23/11/14 10:25:46 |
|
||
 |
05/11/14 17:38:45 |
|
||
 |
30/10/14 13:28:56 |
|
||
 |
24/10/14 15:05:47 |
|
||
 |
🎵 I kissed a Gull and I liked it 22/01/20 17:08:44 |
|
||
 |
"Wow my three ex's all in one shop" 21/11/19 14:03:57 |
|
||
 |
17/11/19 9:50:18 |
1 |
|
|
|
Favorite group of all time. Thin Lizzy. Thank you. --Willie Johnson
|
||||
 |
13/07/19 20:49:25 |
|
||
 |
12/07/19 22:12:46 |
|
||
 |
Something nearly popped out...her eyes obviously! 11/07/19 13:45:21 |
|
||
 |
"Wish I never asked for a lift now" 01/07/19 8:27:36 |
|
||
|
|
01/07/19 8:24:08 |
|
||
 |
14/06/19 20:10:15 |
|
||
 |
13/06/19 20:16:07 |
|
||
 |
Billy often daydreamed of being a quadroplet 13/06/19 12:39:30 |
2 |
|
|
|
Not a quintuplet? --Molly R
|
||||
 |
24/05/19 20:17:30 |
|
||
 |
Poisonous...keep at arms length 12/05/19 12:09:05 |
|
||
|
|
Smile and breathe at the same time?...you want us to multi-task? 03/05/19 20:50:02 |
|
||
 |
Ever wondered what happened to the Cabbage Patch Kid 23/04/19 20:21:44 |
|
||
 |
21/04/19 20:00:46 |
|
||
 |
That moment you realise your costume is not so naff after all. 05/04/19 20:10:26 |
|
||
 |
29/01/19 15:04:51 |
|
||
 |
A case of iron 'de fish in sea'! 07/08/17 12:11:03 |
2 |
|
|
 |
31/01/16 20:00:17 |
|
||
 |
19/05/15 12:44:56 |
|
||
 |
13/05/15 12:59:04 |
|
||
 |
02/05/15 14:38:20 |
|
||
 |
if you need to get that close to see the lights..should you really be driving! 13/04/15 13:17:04 |
|
||
 |
17/03/15 21:36:35 |
|
||
 |
31/01/15 11:20:21 |
|
||
 |
"Dave you do know football's on the tv". 05/01/15 20:20:50 |
|
||
|
|
05/01/15 20:08:50 |
|
||
 |
Red and yellow melts stood no chance against a Black melt! 05/01/15 12:49:14 |
|
||
|
|
26/12/14 21:18:01 |
|
||
 |
16/12/14 19:11:29 |
|
||
 |
11/12/14 20:12:52 |
4 |
|
|
|
Well, I suppose it is christmas and the angel did say Noel. --John Glover
|
||||
 |
09/12/14 14:07:44 |
|
||
 |
23/11/14 12:07:23 |
|
||
 |
11/11/14 9:54:16 |
|
||
 |
07/11/14 11:59:02 |
|
||
|
|
02/11/14 20:01:21 |
|
||
 |
26/10/14 11:18:46 |
|
||
 |
08/07/14 11:22:46 |
|
||
 |
06/07/14 12:26:55 |
|
||
 |
Professor Plum with the dagger in the wotsit. 06/04/14 20:15:31 |
|
||
 |
15/02/14 18:42:30 |
|
||
 |
You put your left eyelid in 14/07/21 20:20:39 |
|
||
 |
14/07/19 20:18:49 |
|
||
 |
14/07/19 9:52:33 |
|
||
 |
"Ok mummy I've humoured you for 10 minutes...can we go back indoors now I wanna play on my iPad"" 02/07/19 9:01:34 |
|
||
 |
"Stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes!" 08/06/19 8:24:05 |
|
||
 |
"Pass...one does not eat from a drain pipe" 04/06/19 12:14:44 |
|
||
 |
29/05/19 12:29:45 |
|
||
 |
"MOVE OUT THE WAY BROTHER SLEDGE!" 28/05/19 20:49:15 |
|
||
 |
15/05/19 20:29:00 |
|
||
 |
"I will be right back with your diagnosis...I just have to confer with Google" 14/05/19 21:34:58 |
|
||
 |
"We're gonna need a bigger oven" 05/05/19 12:03:04 |
|
||
 |
"If anyone present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage, he or she should bark now" 01/05/19 12:48:11 |
|
||
 |
"Shocking!...who puts toilet rolls in a box" 24/04/19 20:33:40 |
|
||
|
|
All is forgiven bring back the tacks! 24/04/19 20:00:29 |
|
||
 |
Skint this week...puts cup under pillow for the tooth fairy 24/04/19 16:05:37 |
|
||
 |
07/04/19 12:05:51 |
|
||
 |
Dad why are we here?....To broaden the mind son 06/04/19 13:10:51 |
|
||
 |
31/03/19 12:13:39 |
|
||
|
|
25/03/19 20:13:28 |
|
||
 |
"Harry took his time looking for Hedwig" 14/03/19 8:59:18 |
|
||
 |
Jim made the decision to ditch his wife 11/03/19 20:08:37 |
1 |
|
|
|
Because she was a dyke? --Mr Dome
|
||||
 |
"You have the right to remain silent you are under a wrist" 10/03/19 20:14:00 |
|
||
 |
27/02/19 20:15:21 |
|
||
 |
12/02/19 10:04:43 |
|
||
 |
03/02/19 21:16:57 |
|
||
 |
14/08/17 20:01:59 |
|
||
 |
Due to the NHS crisis..DIY scanners have been installed. 13/08/17 18:14:16 |
|
||
 |
24/06/17 17:16:02 |
|
||
|
|
"you can't post me back...I'm not just for Christmas" 31/01/16 20:51:24 |
|
||
 |
27/05/15 17:45:39 |
|
||
 |
24/05/15 12:41:15 |
|
||
 |
Close encounter of the blurred kind. 23/05/15 22:30:03 |
|
||
 |
Not sure if he should Thai the knot. 20/05/15 12:05:04 |
|
||
 |
11/05/15 20:29:05 |
|
||
 |
05/05/15 20:50:50 |
|
||
|
|
20/04/15 8:59:10 |
|
||
 |
18/04/15 12:28:18 |
|
||
 |
"I recognise you..didn't you win the Eurovision song contest"? 15/04/15 11:53:34 |
|
||
 |
31/03/15 12:46:01 |
|
||
 |
25/03/15 14:24:00 |
|
||
 |
"100 quid fine..can we go dutch love". 24/02/15 8:05:23 |
|
||
more captions
Billy is in the big droplet.
2:03pm
comment on caption:
Billy often daydreamed of being a quadroplet [Trace Sarge]
Perhaps a nod to 12.02.04?
1:48pm
comment on caption:
"Mumbai the way my diaper is full" [Trace Sarge]
Why? mum bye and mum by are two totally different words.
5:56pm
comment on caption:
"Mumbai the way my diaper is full" [Trace Sarge]
Or as a dyslexic would say: "Wonder how much they run?"
8:57am
comment on caption:
Wonder how much they urn
nod to 8:09:18 [Trace Sarge]
Great link to Blazing Saddles. Love it!
10:28am
comment on caption:
Lazing Saddles [Trace Sarge]
Never before have I looked so hard at "another man's junk".
2:35pm
comment on caption:
One mans junk...is another mans junk [Trace Sarge]
I doubt it, it doesn't have any fingers.
8:33am
comment on caption:
Does the toilet count? [Trace Sarge]
Imagine the view from the ceiling!
7:04pm
comment on caption:
Where is an out of body experience when you need it [Trace Sarge]
Favorite group of all time. Thin Lizzy. Thank you.
9:23am
comment on caption:
The buoys are back in town [Trace Sarge]
"NUTS!"
"What?"
"I said they're not golf balls."
9:40am
comment on caption:
"Cheat!...take the two golf balls out of your cheeks" [Trace Sarge]