Trace Sarge
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20/06/19 11:07:27 |
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Jason and the technicolor dreamcolt. 18/10/14 21:10:05 |
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The top seven captions here are EXCELLENT, so congratulations so far!...You're winning by a nose.
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25/03/19 20:15:56 |
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If I had a supervote, I would have given it to you, alas I am but the poor wretch you see before you.
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"Cheat!...take the two golf balls out of your cheeks" 04/07/21 9:24:50 |
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"NUTS!" "What?" "I said they're not golf balls."
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20/11/14 12:11:46 |
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02/07/19 22:19:16 |
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21/06/19 7:00:51 |
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14/06/19 7:01:30 |
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"Davy Crockett will never find me in here" 03/06/19 7:21:48 |
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Cause of death...man living alone trying to hang curtains. 12/07/17 12:14:06 |
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Sometimes you have to look at the beggar picture. 02/03/14 12:05:05 |
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A rolling stone gathers no floss 20/08/17 11:06:31 |
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06/08/17 11:50:30 |
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That awkward moment the new ironing board collapses 19/06/19 19:27:59 |
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15/04/19 19:01:52 |
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04/03/19 9:36:50 |
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24/02/19 20:01:22 |
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"Husband home early mate?..me too." 06/08/17 10:06:53 |
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17/05/15 11:11:20 |
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No....think it is to infer Tom Dick & Hare'y/Harry - you know as when Harry Carpenter interviewed Frank Bruno & asked him "what do you think to the rominiger as a boxer Frank" to which Frank replied "what rumours that Harey"
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22/02/15 14:17:44 |
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07/01/15 20:24:07 |
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That awkward moment when you spot your blind date. 19/02/14 21:45:05 |
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Well he did ask the Plastic Surgeon for the chiseled look. 04/04/14 10:10:27 |
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"You've got your burka on back to front". 08/01/15 20:34:01 |
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07/11/14 20:38:56 |
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Thanks..agreed.
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Steve McClean in The Great Escape 29/06/19 19:18:58 |
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"Sorry love I kinda got distracted trying to think of a good caption" 20/06/19 19:38:42 |
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"I hope the Pope is enjoying the mint I gave him" 27/05/19 19:54:05 |
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21/02/15 22:18:33 |
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27/10/19 8:07:26 |
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They only went in for a boob job and hair transplant. 21/06/19 19:13:44 |
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10/06/19 19:08:13 |
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🎵 We will we will frock you 🎵 03/05/19 19:08:14 |
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02/05/19 19:12:00 |
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27/03/19 8:07:57 |
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02/02/19 20:28:32 |
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Gary was not impressed with his new plaque. 28/01/19 20:04:13 |
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They took his Rs...in more ways than one.
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15/06/15 19:23:20 |
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"Can't stop and chat...got a lot on my plate today." 22/05/15 10:33:29 |
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08/02/15 20:07:03 |
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08/01/15 18:58:52 |
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02/10/14 12:17:06 |
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Is it ticking?..cut the Red..no wait cut the Green! 02/06/14 13:47:48 |
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Boom Boom.
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"Do you need a hand to finish it off?" 07/06/19 19:24:15 |
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22/05/19 12:42:03 |
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"Let me just check my cullender, I can fit you in on the 4th" 23/04/19 11:02:10 |
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14/02/19 12:46:52 |
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A bit of a draft...must be the crack in the window. 13/08/17 19:03:57 |
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04/02/16 12:44:20 |
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18/05/15 19:20:22 |
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20/03/15 12:05:33 |
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27/11/14 11:36:30 |
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"Darling, I MUST have it...It's Pucci."
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26/11/14 20:25:26 |
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This time last year we..were playing in the ghetto. 02/05/15 9:31:03 |
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We..were playing in the ghetto - good though very good.
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08/02/15 12:13:26 |
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25/01/15 12:34:02 |
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18/01/15 12:26:21 |
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11/01/15 12:16:47 |
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Yeah looks like he could do with an after....shave
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"Dad...can't we have an angel on top of the tree like everyone else". 09/12/14 17:53:38 |
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03/03/14 8:46:13 |
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Only a dummy would vote Trump! 15/07/19 11:03:57 |
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Walls have ears...arms and legs 06/06/19 11:36:46 |
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On sale in all good fake news stands 05/06/19 13:08:12 |
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09/02/19 8:00:15 |
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20/09/15 11:22:41 |
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17/06/15 7:09:38 |
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26/01/15 20:03:00 |
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04/01/15 20:24:11 |
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And all because the lady loves Milk Tray. 26/12/14 21:20:36 |
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04/12/14 20:40:40 |
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02/11/14 20:09:21 |
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29/10/14 12:02:09 |
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When the sparks gone it's time to move on to a new flame. 18/09/14 9:55:40 |
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02/08/14 9:34:56 |
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07/04/14 11:50:16 |
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14/03/14 20:01:02 |
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07/07/19 11:46:24 |
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22/06/19 19:04:20 |
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31/05/19 20:14:23 |
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"You don't bring me flours anymore" 20/05/19 13:03:46 |
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08/05/19 11:22:53 |
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22/03/19 12:11:49 |
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14/03/19 20:00:34 |
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"How much is that doggy in the wind though." 11/07/17 17:30:02 |
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02/05/15 9:31:38 |
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20/04/15 8:02:40 |
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15/03/15 9:59:38 |
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17/01/15 20:00:38 |
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15/01/15 12:02:52 |
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29/11/14 20:00:24 |
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21/11/14 11:44:04 |
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30/10/14 8:18:37 |
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27/07/14 11:03:00 |
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23/04/14 14:43:51 |
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07/07/14 19:02:52 |
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"Oh stop being a Llama Queen!" 21/11/19 8:16:36 |
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15/07/19 7:39:24 |
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21/06/19 11:40:32 |
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"Wish she'd mauve I can't see a thing" 15/06/19 19:19:51 |
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10/06/19 11:53:24 |
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She's still wearing her medals.
6:45pm
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"I'm telling you it's Caitlyn Jenner"..."how can you tell?" [Trace Sarge]
Because she was a dyke?
10:45pm
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Jim made the decision to ditch his wife [Trace Sarge]
If I had a supervote, I would have given it to you, alas I am but the poor wretch you see before you.
8:57pm
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🎵 Ewe raise me up 🎵 [Trace Sarge]
Not a quintuplet?
12:58pm
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Billy often daydreamed of being a quadroplet [Trace Sarge]
Billy is in the big droplet.
1:03pm
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Billy often daydreamed of being a quadroplet [Trace Sarge]
Perhaps a nod to 12.02.04?
12:48pm
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"Mumbai the way my diaper is full" [Trace Sarge]
Why? mum bye and mum by are two totally different words.
4:56pm
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"Mumbai the way my diaper is full" [Trace Sarge]
Imagine the view from the ceiling!
6:04pm
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Where is an out of body experience when you need it [Trace Sarge]
Favorite group of all time. Thin Lizzy. Thank you.
9:23am
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The buoys are back in town [Trace Sarge]
"NUTS!"
"What?"
"I said they're not golf balls."
8:40am
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"Cheat!...take the two golf balls out of your cheeks" [Trace Sarge]