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Tony S	"Keep searching men the deserter has got to be around here somewhere." 28/12/25 12:18:36	1 21

Dave Bryan	lol He's wanted dead or alive. There's a Bounty on his head. 11/12/25 20:05:47, edited: 11/12/25 20:07:31	21

Troompa Loompa	lol "... and I needed a hobby after retiring from proctology." 14/11/25 20:28:08	21

C CaMel	lol “Your Post Office compensation has been agreed.” 14/11/25 8:08:59	21

Jo	lol Death evader 21/09/25 19:02:46	21

Scrijjy Doo	"Now I'll have my badge for spotting a beaver." 11/09/25 19:01:10	1 21

Neil Mackenzie	lol x3 creative x2 Your dogs must be so clever travelling around the world and sending you selfies. No they’re stupid, this picture says didn’t expect Switzerland to be so hot. 29/08/25 7:47:59	21

Vanessa the Guesser	After several movements, nobody envied the poor cleaning staff. 26/07/25 19:19:05	21

Vanessa the Guesser £50	"I really don't know why you had to bring all those books." "I really don't know why you had to bring that massive padlock." 02/07/25 11:05:01	20 21
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I was thrilled to see that I had won this month! Just a small piece of advice - if you're heading to the beach any time soon, best to leave any heavy metal objects or encyclopedias a tome. --Vanessa the Guesser
James Lennox	Dog eat dog 29/06/25 7:01:17	21

Karen McDonald	lol 🎵 if you're happy and you know it Crap your hands 🎵 20/06/25 19:03:48, edited: 20/06/25 19:08:50, suggested edits	21

Karen McDonald	creative 🎵 Stalking in a winter wonderland 🎵 12/06/25 7:17:19	21

James Lennox	Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the Goldfish family has returned home from the fair. 02/06/25 19:04:58, edited: 03/06/25 2:35:43	21

Karen McDonald	lol x2 "Get your kit off Janice, Nigel Farage says we can have another one." 31/05/25 7:06:58	1 21
That's the funniest caption I've seen for a long time. --Dave Bryan
John Harrison £50	lol creative "I'm really glad I took out the policy now" "Hmmm...I don't think you've seen clause seven, subsection three on page 426." 26/05/25 19:03:27	19 21
Sadly clause 2 subsection 3 on page 241 means you are unable to claim your prize but thanks for playing. --Tony S
Stephen Bean	"Maybe bleach wasn't the best way to clean them." 07/05/25 11:21:16	21

John Harrison	"Is it too late to withdraw my complaint about the nuggets?" 23/04/25 7:09:16	21

Vivvy En	Someone hasn't carried out a whisk assessment 21/04/25 7:02:42	21

Karen McDonald	"Do you want flies with that?" 20/04/25 11:01:43	21

Scrijjy Doo	🎵 Nana nana nana nana 🎵 18/04/25 19:00:29	21

Jo	There will be some re-percussions here 23/03/25 20:00:46	21

Vanessa the Guesser	🎵 Did somebody say Just Feet? 🎵 16/03/25 20:05:40	21

Peter	When you spot somebody from work when your supposed to be off sick. 14/03/25 12:13:24, suggested edits	21

KT A	creative "Herbert, we don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please?" 13/03/25 21:03:31, edited: 13/03/25 21:03:45	2 21
Is Herbert the new Dave? --Karyn Harrison
tony kelly	clever x2 Nothing like a freshly Renoirvated house. 17/02/25 13:54:56	21

Tony S	Water Raleigh. 09/02/25 20:02:00	21

monty D	clever Planet of the Apps 18/01/25 12:00:39	21

Vivvy En	"Well, that's a weight off his shoulders..." 15/01/25 12:07:04	21

Ben Samuel	HS-BC 01/01/25 20:04:23	21

Dot Old	clever It's got Tourjet's syndrome 23/12/24 8:06:05	21

Stephen Bean	lol Why the long faeces? 20/12/24 20:21:07	21

James Lennox	clever Lawn of the Dead 17/12/24 20:00:35	1 21

James Lennox	"Ah, here's the problem, son. Some idiot has wrapped half a shirt sleeve round the fan belt." 08/12/24 8:13:40	21

Mr Dome	Finding Nero 03/12/24 12:04:31	21

Tony Edwards	Hotel staff suspect towel play. 29/11/24 20:13:26	21

Tony Edwards	clever Fed up 17/11/24 20:08:43	21

Stephen Bean	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

Joe	Chairman Meow 30/10/24 20:13:11	21

Phil Swan	creative lol x2 Dave the giraffe was going to get his revenge on Noah for choosing the other 2 giraffes he turned up with. 24/10/24 7:01:35, suggested edits	21

Ian Searle	lol Moments later two more crows turned up. Police suspect it was an attempted murder. 09/10/24 7:23:21	21

Lara Holly	Clash of the Tartans 21/09/24 11:10:00	21

Chris Keegan	lol "Did you see the game last night?" - "No, I fell asleep watching it" 12/08/24 11:05:19	1 21
Good one. Look at them all: one, two, three [SNORE]... --Greg Curtis
Stephen Bean	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 7:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
Jo	clever Using the power of positive thinking to see the cup as half full rather than half empty 28/06/24 11:13:35	21

Al Overy	lol Doctors warn of deadly new shingles outbreak. 21/06/24 7:03:24	21

James Lennox	Ideal for preventing skid marks. 24/05/24 7:01:21, edited: 24/05/24 7:15:24	2 21
Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
Al Overy	The artist formally known as Prints. 15/05/24 19:01:27	21

John Harrison	lol x3 creative "For Christ sake Dave, can't we just have regular sex like all the other pigeons?" 12/05/24 7:04:42	1 21
I think Dave's been watching Fifty Shades of Grey. --Karyn Harrison
Karyn Harrison	Key worker 11/05/24 7:00:31	21

Stephen Bean	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 11:01:52	21

C CaMel	“That email’s still doing the rounds.” 06/05/24 11:21:41	1 21

Stephen Bean	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 11:11:07	21

Stephen Bean	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26	2 21

C CaMel	creative “Are you saying you want to split the bill?” 01/04/24 11:09:57	21

Vanessa the Guesser	creative Sabbath 31/03/24 7:16:35	21

Vivvy En	When you wish you hadn't forgotten your wallet 25/03/24 12:02:10	21

Al Overy	creative I'm careful not to drop them as I hate pulp fiction. 25/03/24 8:14:26	21

Al Overy	"When you said you'd bought a suit for a pound..." 17/03/24 12:18:23	21

C CaMel	“I think a few men may have gone there before.” 12/03/24 12:06:18	21

Dot Old	You can follow her on Mammogram 08/03/24 12:17:14	1 21

Dave Bryan	Tool Hand Luke 07/03/24 20:20:33	21

Dave Bryan	''Well done, lads, we've got that mouse surrounded.'' 29/02/24 12:06:11	21

Vivvy En	lol creative Sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to some new boots. 22/02/24 8:07:10	21

Ian Skelding	clever Earth a Kit 18/02/24 20:32:16	1 21
🎵 I want an old fashioned mouse...................... --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding	“Pasture bedtime isn’t it?” 10/02/24 8:15:37	21

James Lennox	lol It's awful when you unpack the Christmas tree and suddenly realise why Mr. Tibbles went missing a year earlier. 05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59	21

Karen McDonald	He's always on the lookout for a Crinkly Bottom. 29/01/24 12:02:52	21

Karen McDonald	lol "Hi Aled? yeah, can't make it today, car won't start." 26/01/24 8:09:04	1 21
This just keeps getting funnier, have a supervote --Vivvy En
Kenny Ireland	Land of the rising son. 19/01/24 20:24:09	21

Karen McDonald	clever Down tools. 13/01/24 12:00:58	21

Jo	clever A big fan of sausages 10/01/24 21:49:25	1 21
Haha, this is hilarious! --Kevin Thomas
Stephen Bean	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

Phil Swan	lol Unfortunately for Davina the pin the donkey game had not gone well 23/12/23 8:10:01	21

Stephen Bean	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
John Harrison	clever Well that's Prince Andrew's Christmas present sorted. 08/12/23 20:02:54	1 21

C CaMel	“Guys, when I said put me down….” 02/12/23 8:05:30	1 21

Mark England	Booby Trapped 24/11/23 8:09:50	21

Mr Dome	- What's on the TV tonight kids? - Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad 23/11/23 5:47:02	7 21
This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren --James Lennox
Hercules Rockefeller	Mocking bird 17/11/23 12:03:40	21

John Harrison	clever French Nickers 06/11/23 20:08:20	21

C CaMel	When your parents run the scout group. 30/10/23 8:10:48	21

Vanessa the Guesser	Sweeping Beauty 29/10/23 20:03:08	1 21
At least, it's a stable job. --John Glover
Phil Swan	clever x2 “They said they couldn’t do me a 99 but could do a 57” said Dave 28/10/23 19:11:26	1 21

Karen McDonald	lol x3 "Hello Unicorn, God here. Could you pop back through, I haven't quite finished." 28/10/23 7:25:57	21

James Lennox	lol "Ok, so the sawing in half bit could have gone better, and I'm sorry the rabbit didn't make it, but anyway ... TA DAA!!" 15/10/23 19:13:01	1 21

Karen McDonald	"The brakes! use the brakes!" "I can't, my toenails aren't dry yet." 12/10/23 7:55:54	21

Mark England	lol "I swear if I catch you swinging past my daughter's bedroom again I'll...." 30/09/23 11:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 11:45:50, suggested edits	1 21

James Lennox	lol Best Captioneer a few weeks in a row and The Wolf gets all cocky. 28/09/23 19:17:44	2 21
Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
Mark England	lol "John and Paul. The tune's great but could we tweak the lyrics?" 13/09/23 19:03:13	21

Al Overy	lol She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 8:45:17	1 21
Bad Girl! --Karyn Harrison
C CaMel	lol Global warming blamed for cancellation of Disney on Ice. 21/08/23 12:00:24	3 21
Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
Al Overy	clever Rhea of the Year 18/08/23 11:00:28	21

Dave Bryan	''Darling, I think you should take a break from donating blood.'' 02/08/23 7:03:39	2 21

Vivvy En	The Lord certainly does move in a mysterious way 01/08/23 19:09:17	21

Dave Bryan	''If you ask me, the council spoils those binmen.'' 24/07/23 11:03:14	21

Al Overy	"Can he be cured, Doctor?" 12/07/23 7:05:27	21

Al Overy	lol clever Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 11:06:24	1 21

Vanessa the Guesser	William Don't Tell 17/06/23 11:01:48	21

Greg Curtis	"Then I had this strange, autobody experience." 16/06/23 8:54:54	21

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