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	The riding's on the wall. 05/05/12 20:00:09	25

	"For He's a Jolly Good Feller..." 16/02/23 8:07:41	22

	Lust in Translation. 27/01/12 11:22:25	11 22

	The Lunch Back of Notre-Dame 12/05/23 8:14:21	21

	Carl's berg. 30/04/12 20:16:40	1 21

	The Caked Crusader 15/05/23 12:00:13	20

	Regular vowel movement. 07/05/12 11:08:58	1 20

	Breakfast on Tiffany 27/02/23 8:00:18	19

	Broke bike mountain. 10/04/12 11:01:20	19

	"I'm getting a faint aroma of old newspapers, half-eaten cheese sandwiches and rotting fruit, with just a hint of urine." 27/09/12 12:41:15	3 18

	Inn at the deep end 27/04/23 20:27:12	18

	lol "How's your husband's funeral business going?" "Good thank you, but he does have a tendency to bring his work home with him." 14/05/23 12:08:18	17

	5 Scar Restaurant 06/04/23 20:41:41	17

	🎵 Born tabby wild 🎵 29/08/19 12:36:11	17

	Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables. 17/01/12 11:00:12	17

	Dave was bored with wearing his hair in a bun. 07/05/23 12:01:11, edited: 07/05/23 12:05:22	16

	Sale of the Sensory. 08/08/19 8:06:32	2 16
Live from Norwich... --Lee Hauxwell
	Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E. 19/09/12 22:44:02	1 16

	Bearton Senna. 21/05/12 20:00:18	16

	Blend in the clowns. 26/04/12 20:43:34	2 16

	Old Skull Reunion. 18/01/12 11:04:55	16

	"Smile Hitler." 05/05/13 20:17:35	15

	Curb Trawler. 25/09/12 12:03:43	15

	"My other car is a Porch." 23/04/12 11:40:51	15

	Staring at defeat. 19/04/12 20:04:17	15

	Rage Against the Latrine 16/05/23 12:08:49	14

	Not even Superman can stop The Incredible Sulk 21/04/23 20:30:03	1 14

	🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵 20/04/23 12:17:52, edited: 20/04/23 12:27:33	2 14
Surfin' U3A --Dave Bryan
	clever Dinero is served 24/08/19 20:49:28	14

	creative x2 Arse-tit-ulated lorry. 26/04/13 12:23:59	14

	The March Hair. 20/04/13 12:38:46	14

	Forest Gimp. 06/04/13 12:09:02	14

	Steve had become the hare to a small fortune. 05/04/13 20:10:55	14

	Sunni Delight. 03/01/13 12:13:54	14

	If you look closely at this sculpture you can tell it's a forgery. 02/11/12 12:22:57	14

	Driving Miss Dozy. 27/10/12 12:11:06	14

	"Here's some of the money I owe you....the rest is in lieu." 14/10/12 20:06:38	14

	♫ You've got that Gloving Feline ♫ 18/11/12 9:22:19	2 13

	"Right lads, we'll set up camp here for tonight, and push on to the summit in the morning." 24/09/12 20:43:57	2 13

	"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around." 21/04/12 20:33:19	13

	"Rum Rabbit, rum Rabbit, rum, rum, rum." 05/04/12 20:26:33	13

	Cheesy listening. 14/03/12 11:00:15	13

	Andy was running late so breakfast had to be abbreviated. 19/01/12 11:06:23	13

	This is not just any store, this is an S&M store. 30/12/11 20:05:14	13

	"Time to round-up the chickens." 16/04/23 8:34:04	13

	Hurt cuisine 06/04/23 20:15:32	13

	"Does my bun look big in this?" 19/02/23 20:13:01	13

	Carpaulin 02/08/19 8:01:43	1 13

	lol Secret trials of high-tech solution to the Northern Ireland border issue prove successful. 24/07/19 9:13:15	13

	A Flock Of Threegirls 06/04/23 12:29:50	1 12
If only I had a photograph --Mr Dome
	The Special Relationship reaches tipping point. 09/08/19 20:03:56	12

	creative The case was riddled with holes as the evidence had clearly been planted. 14/05/13 20:09:22	12

	A dish called Wanda. 25/04/13 15:07:50	12

	Bloody Nora, and her sister Mary. 02/01/13 12:18:57	1 12

	Anti-social networking. 30/10/12 12:42:09	12

	The Man Who Shot Liberty's Balance. 14/10/12 10:16:54	12

	"I'd like an eggburger, Sunni side up please." 12/05/12 20:21:46	12

	Kate laughed historically. 08/02/12 11:30:01	12

	The Boy wonders..... 05/02/12 11:47:34	12

	Dinner is observed. 23/01/12 11:24:14	12

	The Tower of Bagel. 03/01/12 14:49:14	1 12

	"They think he'll fall over....." 21/05/23 8:07:17	11

	Stamford Fridge 10/04/23 8:39:55	11

	Dave was later thrown out of the casino for carb counting 27/03/23 8:09:56, edited: 27/03/23 8:18:57	1 11

	Stool and the Gang 29/08/19 20:02:50	11

	Yule-tied. 26/04/13 8:06:42	11

	The Land-line That Time Forgot. 23/11/12 13:59:11	11

	Bush whacker. 05/11/12 20:03:04	11

	Happy Anoniversary. 02/11/12 9:26:30	11

	Thai Fishing by J. R. Hartley. 11/10/12 12:58:03	11

	The Prisoner of Jenga. 08/10/12 8:22:48	11

	"Waiter, could you tell me when my piazza will be ready?" 13/04/12 11:01:49	11

	The Devil is in the retail. 04/02/12 20:21:37	11

	Dolly mixture. 03/02/12 11:00:14	1 11

	Clothing Down Sale. 29/01/12 11:13:28	2 11

	They'd missed the flight as they were still a little stoned from the night before. 12/01/12 20:00:38	11

	Hairy Krishna. 03/01/12 20:09:27	11

	Not for the first time, William found himself in a pot of bother. 02/01/13 20:34:08	10

	The Deathly Marrows. 15/11/12 13:08:49	10

	"...and yet, even here, in the most inhospitable of conditions, life manages to find a way." 27/09/12 8:29:21	1 10

	Lion Framer. 20/09/12 8:35:17	10

	Cereal Fillers. 07/05/12 11:01:37	10

	Eye, Robot. 04/05/12 13:33:19	10

	The Devily Sisters. 20/04/12 11:00:27	1 10

	They had ordered a slab-up meal. 13/04/12 12:35:31	10

	"Play Misty for me." 11/02/12 20:00:13	10

	Luckily they had managed to book a connecting flight. 31/01/12 11:18:54	10

	Kate Moth. 24/01/12 20:01:07	10

	Ellen bought her dress in the January Sails. 22/01/12 20:03:58	10

	Fly, Claudius. 13/01/12 1:24:04	10

	Orgasmic farming. 05/01/12 11:32:48	10

	"Curse you, Flea-Man!" 18/05/23 20:00:43, edited: 18/05/23 20:10:08	10

	A Touch of Frost 12/03/23 20:17:13	10

	"FIND THE GAP!" 16/02/23 20:04:04, edited: 16/02/23 20:56:56	10

	Scotty should have gone to Specsavers 13/02/23 20:00:27	1 10
Treksavers? --KimJong Pun
	clever Welcome to Tansylvania. 06/05/23 21:51:16	9

	"With these rings I thee shred." 02/04/23 12:32:25, edited: 02/04/23 12:32:42	9

	Jimmy Grieves 12/03/23 13:06:12, edited: 12/03/23 13:07:51	9

	Bill was a notorious bottom feeder 09/03/23 20:12:07	9

	Slayer Cake 16/02/23 8:01:28	9

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Ha!

Peter Houle

27/03/23
1:14pm

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Dave was later thrown out of the casino for carb counting [General Zod]

Gracious nod to 20:00:41

(caption author)

31/03/23
8:07pm

comment on caption:
Revenge of the Sithters [General Zod]

If only I had a photograph

Mr Dome

06/04/23
1:37pm

comment on caption:
A Flock Of Threegirls [General Zod]

Nod to 8:02:56.

(caption author)

11/04/23
8:36am

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"Bear right at the next crossroads." [General Zod]

Hi, I did the 12:33:16 Pompeii caption. Do I need to give you a nod or delete my caption? I didn't notice anything to do with Pompeii before I added my caption.

[anon]

20/04/23
12:43pm

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Park and Glide [General Zod]

Hi. Thank you for asking but no need to nod in my direction or delete your caption. I'll change mine. Hope yours does well.

(caption author)

20/04/23
12:48pm

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Park and Glide [General Zod]

You should be ashamed of that pun. Tusk tusk

Mr Dome

20/04/23
12:54pm

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🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵 [General Zod]

Surfin' U3A

Dave Bryan

20/04/23
1:36pm

comment on caption:
🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵 [General Zod]

The Incredible Sulk is still active after all these years?

It doesn't surprise me, he was always one for holding long standing petty grudges. Well everybody needs to get their sense of worth from something I guess 🤗

Glyn Evans

21/04/23
8:48pm

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Not even Superman can stop The Incredible Sulk [General Zod]

"And they won't. It was the police that did it."

"You're just saying that because you're a criminal"

"We're all criminals. Everyone's a suspect"

Glyn Evans

30/04/23
9:53am