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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29784Tony Edwards

Forrest Dump

02/09/18 8:22:17

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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6250Chris Keegan

Darling, I think you may have overdone the fresh pine toilet cleaner

02/09/18 8:52:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36631Welsh Rarebit

Lavatree

02/09/18 8:00:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it!

02/09/18 8:46:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"I said bleach."

02/09/18 9:13:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

Fee fi fo fum, I've got splinters in my bum.

02/09/18 8:49:08

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By the splinters of my bum, something wooded this way comes... --Glad You Remember
stone face Vote score: 4873stone face

Captain's log.

02/09/18 8:07:44

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I used to wonder why every episode of Star Trek opened with a voiceover from a character we never saw. "Captain Slog, stardate..." ;)  --Pussy Galore
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1023Molly Romanov

Ooh, I feel better for that.

02/09/18 8:01:28

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1023Molly Romanov

You might want to give it a minute or two

02/09/18 11:57:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Yucca.

02/09/18 11:09:53

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"I don't want excuses, Mark!! I want you to quit leaving the damn seat up!!!"

02/09/18 8:18:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

It was times like this when Gulliver really missed home

02/09/18 8:18:21

 
stone face Vote score: 4873stone face

"There's a lot more room in the toilet since we cut the tree down."

02/09/18 8:11:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

So that's why the Incredible Hulk pulls that face.

03/09/18 19:31:09

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Elvis' Killer finally revealed

02/09/18 17:37:06

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 949Glad You Remember

Bole versus bowl

02/09/18 14:45:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 668Carey Sutton

Well that's got me stumped I don't remember eating that

02/09/18 13:45:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 668Carey Sutton

Bogwood

02/09/18 13:42:46

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4315Kenny Ireland

Number two wood.

02/09/18 13:07:26

 
Tina Jay Vote score: 51Tina Jay

'Sorry I had a touch of diahtreea'.

02/09/18 13:03:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19318John Glover

Just like the constipated mathematician,worked it out with logs.

02/09/18 12:56:35

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 949Glad You Remember

"TIMBERRRRR!!!"

02/09/18 12:26:53

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

In order to monitor usage, instead of a water meter we just count the rings.

02/09/18 11:07:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The water from his eyes filled half the bucket.

02/09/18 10:59:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

Playing hide n seek with Groot was tricky.

02/09/18 8:47:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"Pinocchio! What have I told you about not flushing the toilet!"

02/09/18 8:23:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

" I think we need to call a p-Lumber, Jack"

02/09/18 8:02:26

 
robert belford robert belford

Paperwork done,now all I gotta do is log this off

10/11/18 22:39:20

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Groot, you have to flush afterwards.

Nod to 8:47:59

02/09/18 10:03:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

I wish my husband wood stop dropping his trunks in the water.

02/09/18 9:51:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

Using our toilet is as easy as falling off a log.

02/09/18 8:55:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

"Call a surgeon!"

02/09/18 8:52:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

'I need pruning.'

02/09/18 8:49:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

"He's now toilet trained..." said the log lady.

02/09/18 8:47:09

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"A remarkable sh*t!" (5)☆☆☆☆☆

02/09/18 8:26:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Toilet issue

02/09/18 8:22:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"..and the man at the letting agency said that the house had a quaint little pantry..."

02/09/18 8:17:19

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Wood you remember to flush next time?"

02/09/18 8:17:08

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Toilet rings

02/09/18 8:16:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

The after curry log burner

02/09/18 8:12:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

Log sh*t

02/09/18 8:10:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29784Tony Edwards

"That is not the place to put the toiletrees."

02/09/18 8:09:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2673Karyn Harrison

"The toilet's clogged again!"

02/09/18 8:07:52

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Bog log.

02/09/18 8:06:39

 
stone face Vote score: 4873stone face

" I told you junior has been chewing too much of that liquorice root."

02/09/18 8:06:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

At loggers' head.

02/09/18 8:04:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

Logistical problem

02/09/18 8:01:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36631Welsh Rarebit

"Hello, is that the plumber?" I've got a giant log stuck in my toilet..."

02/09/18 8:00:41

 
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