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Stu Dent Vote score: 2087Stu Dent

There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace

02/07/19 8:40:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2722The Wolf

Ok, here goes..."Darling, there are some birds and some bees and then someone takes your flower"
...Phew, thank God that's out of the way

02/07/19 8:35:35

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Yeah , you think that's bad ...try explaining the offside rule. --stone face
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4273Dave Bryan

''Mummy, if I go in the woods, will The Wolf eat me?''
''No dear, he's still in the pub celebrating.''

02/07/19 8:10:24

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A vote for exceptional associative thinking. --James Lennox
James Lennox Vote score: 2046James Lennox

"If you hold it to your chin Sweetie, your chin will turn yellow."
"Thanks Mum, did you hold yours to your teeth?"

02/07/19 8:02:14

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

"Ok mummy I've humoured you for 10 minutes...can we go back indoors now I wanna play on my iPad""

02/07/19 9:01:34

 
stone face Vote score: 4269stone face

Mum always said that eating flowers was the reason I matured so fast. I think she was right. Here's a photo of me aged 3
...am the one on the right.

02/07/19 8:07:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29405Tony Edwards

"Mummy, I need a weed."

02/07/19 9:46:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20673Ian Skelding

"Shall we make a Daisy chain?"
"Is that like what Daddy calls you, a ball and chain."

02/07/19 9:37:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35959Welsh Rarebit

"Look Mummy, see a peony, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck..."

02/07/19 8:51:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 150Willie Johnson

"Mommy, I found this ring that makes me invisible."
"That's nice honey, may I see it?"
"NO!!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!"

02/07/19 8:25:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2046James Lennox

"Get away from my daughter you f*cking psycho ginga bitch!"

02/07/19 8:05:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3049Stephen Bean

Chris-an'-the-mum

02/07/19 8:05:51

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''Your mother and your cousin, Chris, they often used to come So, in their honour, I have raised a nice chris-an'-the-mum.''My Garden of Love,Benny Hill (1970) --Dave Bryan
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

"Buttercups? - Don't be silly Mummy. If we want to make some serious money, we'll have to grow heroin poppies"

02/07/19 8:50:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4273Dave Bryan

''Mummy, why do you keep putting wasps on my hand?''

02/07/19 8:02:17

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If you ever get stung go straight to the waspital in an ambeelance.. --stone face
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1750Crunchy Chords

"... He loves you.... He loves you NOT.
I'm sorry, Mummy, the flower doesn't lie."

02/07/19 8:00:25

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 817Scrappy Doo

He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
Oh screw it. Daddy's not coming back.

02/07/19 23:29:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9191Neil Mackenzie

No I don’t want buttercups Mummy. I want gheecups when I’m older.

02/07/19 18:39:44

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 591Sam Cass

"Don't let Herpes come between you and the things you enjoy."

02/07/19 14:35:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19031John Glover

"Are my arms too short mummy or is the jumper too bloody big again."

02/07/19 13:13:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19031John Glover

"It's called a catapillar darling. Why?"
"Well, they don't taste werry nice."

02/07/19 12:56:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16322Troompa Loompa

♬ "Build me up buttercup....... Do you really think this'll cure the dwarfism?"

02/07/19 9:35:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29405Tony Edwards

"Perfick!"

02/07/19 9:01:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4196Vivvy En

Posy for the camera

02/07/19 8:56:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2087Stu Dent

Sorry babe but according to the reflection of the flower under your chin you are going to be ginger

02/07/19 8:42:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 150Willie Johnson

"This ring fell out of Daddy's pocket. Do I have another aunt now Mommy?

02/07/19 8:38:22

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Momma Nature

02/07/19 8:18:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8289Vanessa the Guesser

"Thanks a bunch"

02/07/19 8:09:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3049Stephen Bean

"Here's a daddy-lion for you Mummy."

02/07/19 8:01:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12548Dan Nicholls

Oh good another flower. How f*cking thoughtful. Can you get a job yet?

02/07/19 8:01:07

 
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