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When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep.
02/01/25 8:26:14, edited: 02/01/25 11:42:52, suggested edits
" AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!"
26/02/15 8:54:38
Moon River by Henry Mankini
23/10/14 8:02:51
Moments later two more crows turned up. Police suspect it was an attempted murder.
09/10/24 7:23:21
"For God's sake somebody take Y.M.C.A off the P.A. system!"
01/01/25 12:09:00
"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed."
09/12/24 8:02:19
"No... Still no phone reception."
14/11/24 12:00:30
"Cello... Is it me you're lookin' for...?"
17/06/15 11:43:16
Wall-Street-Crash
07/09/12 11:07:33
"I'm putting your status as Quo"
31/03/12 10:12:14
In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed.
22/06/12 19:48:18
"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!"
11/06/12 11:12:07
Come and have a pop, if you think you're hard enough!
17/06/15 19:21:30
She was suffering from mooring sickness.
12/06/12 10:31:41
Police were combing the area for him.
23/05/12 11:59:52
"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!"
12/07/13 7:51:30
🎵 "The axels on the bus go crack, crack, crack..." 🎵
10/12/24 8:22:51
Before having her ears syringed, she had to get a lab report.
19/06/15 19:56:20
An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen.
08/06/12 10:16:13
"I REALLY wish I could fly..."
15/05/12 19:14:46
Brown choc drops are five time more likely to be stopped by the police than white ones.
10/05/12 19:17:18
The Pied Piper had also brought along a back up plan for getting rid of the rats.
03/01/12 20:10:24
Can't see the trees for the wood.
25/10/24 13:46:06
The problem with garden work is it can drag on.
07/01/25 8:00:48
Dating with the net is a very different thing in remote areas
18/11/24 8:11:50
Star Oars
13/11/24 14:03:14
OK Danny... That's a wrap!!!
12/11/24 12:00:15, edited: 12/11/24 12:00:43
"Wrong Panto mate, you want the theatre down the road, this is Cinderella... Got a pumpkin?"
23/10/24 7:02:59
"Alexa, show me a picture that sums up the UK/US 'special' relationship".
10/10/24 13:12:54
Sponge Bob Square Pants' wife, Scourer Sue Rectangle Bra.
30/09/24 7:23:34, edited: 02/10/24 17:14:23, suggested edits
"Pick a card, any card, but don't let me see what it is"
04/12/14 12:14:09
Wank Marvin and the Shadows
28/06/13 11:53:03
Fifteen seconds of fame for the clown, but fifteen years in therapy for the child.
04/02/13 20:44:33
My name is Casper... and I'm an alcoholic.
18/09/12 10:41:44
"Typical, you wait for ages and then two come along at the same time."
08/06/12 19:01:49
Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...".
19/05/12 20:07:20
Clive's giant magnet was playing havoc with Mark's cock ring.
11/04/12 10:18:07
Please do not look at this photo if you are under 8, it's been rated PG.
20/01/12 20:04:45
The last time she wore a red shirt, and stood at a bus stop, twenty children tried to board her and go to school.
30/07/13 14:09:51
The Death of Pi.
04/07/13 9:08:25
River Banksy.
20/06/12 10:01:13
Her face could pick up satellite TV, but she was no dish.
20/05/12 19:05:05
Doom service.
27/03/12 19:24:14
"Mr Harris, it's the garage, we've found out what that annoying nagging sound in your car was."
19/03/12 20:05:11
Shock as Time Team discover skeleton of a Dalek that died attempting a difficult dismount from the parallel bars.
28/12/11 11:03:22
R2D2 has a wet dream.
11/07/13 11:00:45
"No, dad, I said I wanted an 'orse for my birthday!"
30/06/12 20:24:19
"Holmes, what is that door behind her?""A lemon entry my dear Watson!"
25/01/12 20:11:37
The Cheeky Girls were becoming suspicious of Lembit Opik's claim that this was perfectly normal procedure when applying for British Citizenship.
19/12/11 20:25:25
"Hertzs?""Only if you turn it on."
26/11/24 20:18:40
Scientists have discovered a novel new way of improving people's mood by producing Melon-Tone-In.
15/11/24 8:03:05
"Hi. I'm Basil. I identify as a Pedigree Siberian Hamster"
13/10/24 19:29:18
Hobbit-at
12/10/24 19:01:17
Bum wrap.
07/06/15 19:41:50
The Ghost Of Christmas Pissed.
08/01/15 9:30:08
Maybe this wasn't the best day to take the dachshunds for a walk.
29/09/24 19:08:25, edited: 29/09/24 19:13:03
NEW!!! From Pusher Price!
20/09/24 19:03:54
Spaghetti Cobra-nara
16/09/24 19:02:08, edited: 16/09/24 19:02:54
"It's been absolutely fascinating, I have already spotted two camera operators, three soundrecordists and Chris Packham".
09/09/24 19:12:44
Mars Bars deny claims they are getting smaller after they unveil their new delivery van.
27/06/15 9:16:27
Kids, this is how we used to go shopping BEFORE the internet.
20/02/15 9:39:46
"And now it's time for Charles and Nigella to cut the cake."
19/06/13 19:19:58
Simon always enjoyed looking up old friends.
30/08/12 10:51:29
Who says modern youth aren't prepared to dye for their country?
30/06/12 10:17:57
Today he did her in oil, next week it's barbecue sauce.
30/03/12 19:35:41
I don't care if it is a catfish, I'm NOT the father!
23/01/12 11:21:57
When she sobered up she phoned one of her friends who told her she'd gone to a fancy dress party as the red arrows and had made a bit of a display of herself.
16/01/12 20:15:06
You know you've had too many when 'In The Night Garden' starts making sense.
09/12/24 8:34:29
That's not what I meant when I said dip your headlights!
07/06/15 20:30:39
You're fired!
22/12/14 10:55:51
Waving Private Ryan
31/08/13 12:29:54
Spit the Dog, the latest Yewtree suspect.
29/06/13 11:29:28
She did her best with the pancakes, but her husband still said they were crepe.
13/02/13 11:06:07
This way to the STD clinic.
19/06/12 19:11:40
Eddie Stobart the early years.
13/06/12 19:13:06
Dave was the first driving instructor to introduce the interactive white board to motorcycle training.
09/06/12 10:11:10
As an American citizen, he has the right to bare arms
05/06/12 19:04:23
The youngest ever Dragon's Den entrant demonstrates her patented pavement chewing gum removal system.
20/05/12 10:55:58
As a wave of Baked Alaska washed him out of the caravan he began to wonder if he'd over done it with the ingredients for the meringue.
30/04/12 19:51:43
They shouldn't be watching that film, it's not rated PG.
07/04/12 19:52:21
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter.
21/03/12 11:00:57
If Pixar Films made porn.
18/03/12 20:24:26
She's great in a bed.
07/03/12 12:50:13
He used to hang around with Vic, but people always picked on them.
02/03/12 20:47:52
I'm going to stick my neck out and say this is your first riding lesson.
25/02/12 20:49:46
There were rumours this scene from 'Frozen Planet' may have been faked.
15/02/12 20:19:06
"We don't p-p-p-pick up p-p-p-penguins!"
06/02/12 11:08:06
Tufty was begining to wish he'd never auditioned for Ice Age 4.
28/01/12 21:00:45
Different two-strokes
19/01/12 20:03:15
Haul the Midwife.
05/01/25 20:17:40
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right odor."
18/11/24 20:12:59, edited: 18/11/24 20:13:07
When your girlfriend is so hot she just spontaneously combusts.
05/11/24 13:24:13
You got mud on yo' faceYou big disgrace
18/10/24 8:00:31
In the event of a crash, can the children please help the adults understand the instructions before saving themselves.
06/09/15 11:58:10
Worst episode of Pingu ever!!!
24/06/15 20:10:50
Another brick in the stall.
08/06/15 19:40:54
He had to admit the stick wasn't as straight as he thought, on refraction.
26/03/15 9:26:24
Trina's new boyfriend wasn't bad looking, but he's no oil painting!
22/12/13 12:53:32
Warning: Your vestments may go down as well as up.
24/11/13 10:38:44
The food is awful, but the toys in the happy meals....!
23/11/13 13:18:59
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Or is it a Ty-Phoon?
comment on caption: Storm Darragh in a tea cup. [Ian Searle]
"Your tea tastes kind of pissy."
comment on caption: "We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed." [Ian Searle]
"It comes with a free Nappy."
Have you tried Upper Daisies?
comment on caption: You know you've had too many when 'In The Night Garden' starts making sense. [Ian Searle]
...and let loose.
comment on caption: "What you lose on the roundabouts..." [Ian Searle]
Not sure if my suggested edit is misplaced. Could be I'm the one missing something...
comment on caption: When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep. [Ian Searle]
When you are on the plain, and the passenger necks to you falls asleep.
No... Thanks... I'm missing basic English... Ha! And I went to a Grammar School!Still can't tell onomatopoeia from alliteration!
We hope you will enjoy the flow.
comment on caption: Sargent Pepper's Only Hard Cubs Brand [Ian Searle]
Cry Baby Cry
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Or is it a Ty-Phoon?
8:14am
comment on caption:
Storm Darragh in a tea cup. [Ian Searle]
"Your tea tastes kind of pissy."
9:03am
comment on caption:
"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed." [Ian Searle]
"It comes with a free Nappy."
9:21am
comment on caption:
"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed." [Ian Searle]
Have you tried Upper Daisies?
6:06pm
comment on caption:
You know you've had too many when 'In The Night Garden' starts making sense. [Ian Searle]
...and let loose.
10:18pm
comment on caption:
"What you lose on the roundabouts..." [Ian Searle]
Not sure if my suggested edit is misplaced. Could be I'm the one missing something...
9:45am
comment on caption:
When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep. [Ian Searle]
When you are on the plain, and the passenger necks to you falls asleep.
11:20am
comment on caption:
When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep. [Ian Searle]
No... Thanks... I'm missing basic English... Ha! And I went to a Grammar School!Still can't tell onomatopoeia from alliteration!
11:44am
comment on caption:
When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep. [Ian Searle]
We hope you will enjoy the flow.
12:07am
comment on caption:
Sargent Pepper's Only Hard Cubs Brand [Ian Searle]
Cry Baby Cry
4:24am
comment on caption:
Sargent Pepper's Only Hard Cubs Brand [Ian Searle]