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	lol " AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!" 26/02/15 8:54:38	22

	lol clever Moon River by Henry Mankini 23/10/14 9:02:51	22

	"Cello... Is it me you're lookin' for...?" 17/06/15 12:43:16	19

	Wall-Street-Crash 07/09/12 12:07:33	19

	"I'm putting your status as Quo" 31/03/12 11:12:14	1 19

	In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed. 22/06/12 20:48:18	18

	"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!" 11/06/12 12:12:07	1 18

	Come and have a pop, if you think you're hard enough! 17/06/15 20:21:30	18

	She was suffering from mooring sickness. 12/06/12 11:31:41	17

	Police were combing the area for him. 23/05/12 12:59:52	1 16

	"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!" 12/07/13 8:51:30	15

	creative Before having her ears syringed, she had to get a lab report. 19/06/15 20:56:20	14

	An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen. 08/06/12 11:16:13	14

	"I REALLY wish I could fly..." 15/05/12 20:14:46	13

	Brown choc drops are five time more likely to be stopped by the police than white ones. 10/05/12 20:17:18	1 13

	The Pied Piper had also brought along a back up plan for getting rid of the rats. 03/01/12 20:10:24	1 13

	"Pick a card, any card, but don't let me see what it is" 04/12/14 12:14:09	12

	Wank Marvin and the Shadows 28/06/13 12:53:03	1 12

	Fifteen seconds of fame for the clown, but fifteen years in therapy for the child. 04/02/13 20:44:33	12

	My name is Casper... and I'm an alcoholic. 18/09/12 11:41:44	1 12

	"Typical, you wait for ages and then two come along at the same time." 08/06/12 20:01:49	12

	Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...". 19/05/12 21:07:20	12

	Clive's giant magnet was playing havoc with Mark's cock ring. 11/04/12 11:18:07	12

	Please do not look at this photo if you are under 8, it's been rated PG. 20/01/12 20:04:45	9 12

	lol The last time she wore a red shirt, and stood at a bus stop, twenty children tried to board her and go to school. 30/07/13 15:09:51	11

	The Death of Pi. 04/07/13 10:08:25	11

	River Banksy. 20/06/12 11:01:13	11

	Her face could pick up satellite TV, but she was no dish. 20/05/12 20:05:05	11

	Doom service. 27/03/12 20:24:14	11

	"Mr Harris, it's the garage, we've found out what that annoying nagging sound in your car was." 19/03/12 20:05:11	1 11

	Shock as Time Team discover skeleton of a Dalek that died attempting a difficult dismount from the parallel bars. 28/12/11 11:03:22	2 11

	R2D2 has a wet dream. 11/07/13 12:00:45	10

	"No, dad, I said I wanted an 'orse for my birthday!" 30/06/12 21:24:19	2 10

	"Holmes, what is that door behind her?" "A lemon entry my dear Watson!" 25/01/12 20:11:37	10

	The Cheeky Girls were becoming suspicious of Lembit Opik's claim that this was perfectly normal procedure when applying for British Citizenship. 19/12/11 20:25:25	10

	Bum wrap. 07/06/15 20:41:50	10

	creative The Ghost Of Christmas Pissed. 08/01/15 9:30:08	10

	"It's been absolutely fascinating, I have already spotted two camera operators, three soundrecordists and Chris Packham". Mon 20:12:44	9

	Mars Bars deny claims they are getting smaller after they unveil their new delivery van. 27/06/15 10:16:27	9

	Kids, this is how we used to go shopping BEFORE the internet. 20/02/15 9:39:46	9

	"And now it's time for Charles and Nigella to cut the cake." 19/06/13 20:19:58	9

	Simon always enjoyed looking up old friends. 30/08/12 11:51:29	9

	Who says modern youth aren't prepared to dye for their country? 30/06/12 11:17:57	9

	Today he did her in oil, next week it's barbecue sauce. 30/03/12 20:35:41	9

	I don't care if it is a catfish, I'm NOT the father! 23/01/12 11:21:57	2 9

	When she sobered up she phoned one of her friends who told her she'd gone to a fancy dress party as the red arrows and had made a bit of a display of herself. 16/01/12 20:15:06	9

	That's not what I meant when I said dip your headlights! 07/06/15 21:30:39	8

	clever You're fired! 22/12/14 10:55:51	8

	Waving Private Ryan 31/08/13 13:29:54	8

	lol Spit the Dog, the latest Yewtree suspect. 29/06/13 12:29:28	8

	She did her best with the pancakes, but her husband still said they were crepe. 13/02/13 11:06:07	8

	This way to the STD clinic. 19/06/12 20:11:40	8

	Eddie Stobart the early years. 13/06/12 20:13:06	8

	Dave was the first driving instructor to introduce the interactive white board to motorcycle training. 09/06/12 11:11:10	1 8

	As an American citizen, he has the right to bare arms 05/06/12 20:04:23	8

	The youngest ever Dragon's Den entrant demonstrates her patented pavement chewing gum removal system. 20/05/12 11:55:58	2 8

	As a wave of Baked Alaska washed him out of the caravan he began to wonder if he'd over done it with the ingredients for the meringue. 30/04/12 20:51:43	8

	They shouldn't be watching that film, it's not rated PG. 07/04/12 20:52:21	8

	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter. 21/03/12 11:00:57	8

	If Pixar Films made porn. 18/03/12 20:24:26	8

	She's great in a bed. 07/03/12 12:50:13	8

	He used to hang around with Vic, but people always picked on them. 02/03/12 20:47:52	8

	I'm going to stick my neck out and say this is your first riding lesson. 25/02/12 20:49:46	8

	There were rumours this scene from 'Frozen Planet' may have been faked. 15/02/12 20:19:06	8

	"We don't p-p-p-pick up p-p-p-penguins!" 06/02/12 11:08:06	8

	Tufty was begining to wish he'd never auditioned for Ice Age 4. 28/01/12 21:00:45	2 8

	Different two-strokes 19/01/12 20:03:15	8

	In the event of a crash, can the children please help the adults understand the instructions before saving themselves. 06/09/15 12:58:10	7

	Worst episode of Pingu ever!!! 24/06/15 21:10:50	7

	Another brick in the stall. 08/06/15 20:40:54	7

	creative He had to admit the stick wasn't as straight as he thought, on refraction. 26/03/15 9:26:24	7

	Trina's new boyfriend wasn't bad looking, but he's no oil painting! 22/12/13 12:53:32	7

	Warning: Your vestments may go down as well as up. 24/11/13 10:38:44	3 7
Or swap vestments for intestines. ;-) --Guideaux
	The food is awful, but the toys in the happy meals....! 23/11/13 13:18:59	7

	Some how Rhona Mc Donald never caught on... 15/11/13 12:48:17	7

	Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... 27/06/13 9:29:05	7

	creative Another season, another reason, for manakin' wookie. 18/06/13 22:49:43	7

	The work of a Human-Traffic Warden. 31/01/13 11:11:56	7

	Castro GTX 01/07/12 20:33:34	7

	So this is what it's like thinking outside of the box! 22/06/12 11:08:46	7

	He spotted a gap in the market and tried to fill it. 27/05/12 20:27:41	7

	"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...." 11/05/12 11:31:32	7

	Now Mr. Lansley... about these reforms... 17/03/12 21:14:33	1 7

	"Take me with you... I can see very well..." 03/03/12 11:47:17	3 7

	"Tell me Terry, Where can you park this?" "Anywhere I like!" 20/01/12 14:19:44	7

	That was the last time she offered to squeeze a zit for a clown. 08/01/12 12:16:53	7

	Mick Hucknell was beginning to regret getting dreadlocks. 05/02/14 11:22:04	6

	Problems with the new HS2 have meant there have had to be some cutbacks... including toilets, a roof, and track. 24/11/13 10:40:01	6

	R2D2's parents on Long Lost Families 01/09/13 20:53:47	2 6
They were only his 4 star parents. --Lucky Elperro
	Sandy Richardson in Croc-roads. 01/09/13 10:57:33	6

	Call the SWAT Team. 19/07/13 12:13:09	6

	Trying to find china shop can be difficult. 12/07/13 12:17:25	6

	Dave Allen gets knighted 07/07/13 12:58:25	6

	A new design from Bradley Twiggins and Larch Armstrong 06/07/13 10:29:25	6

	George Lucas prays for inspiration after the prototype R2D2 fails to impress. 08/02/13 10:42:42	6

	Shed of heaven. 05/11/12 10:28:10	1 6

	"NO... I said Alfredo Garcia !" 17/09/12 13:19:17	4 6

	Cara Loft - Room Trader 29/06/12 21:04:36	6

	The world's smallest mosque. 04/05/12 21:33:14	1 6

	"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?" 23/04/12 15:25:39	6

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I'd change 'Mr' to 'Reverend'.

Mr Blonde

24/11/13
12:14pm

comment on caption:
Too much Ketamine Mr Flowers. [Ian Searle]

Fantastic caption, but I think the line on the adverts is '...may go down as well as up', which would seem more familiar (and therefore get the votes) :)