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Four Funerals and a Wedding
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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2506Trace Sarge

Four Funerals and a Wedding

20/06/19 11:07:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5013Stephen Bean

"Now we can have as much cake as we like!"

20/06/19 11:17:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew the guests heads off...

20/06/19 11:00:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5757Greg Curtis

"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"

20/06/19 12:00:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5892Dave Bryan

''What bigamy problem?''

20/06/19 11:06:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Here culls the bride...

20/06/19 11:13:11

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 496Barrie Bullock

We can't be married, there are no witnesses.

20/06/19 11:02:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"It was the kindest thing to do Darling, putting them through Sweet Caroline and Come on Eileen tonight would have been cruel."

20/06/19 14:15:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22333Michael Winner

“Well, since it looks as if nobody has spoken out and forever held their peace, I now pronounce you man and wife.”

20/06/19 11:00:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9445Vanessa the Guesser

The bride was so beautiful she blew everyone away.

20/06/19 11:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

Shotgun wedding

20/06/19 11:00:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

The Hitman and Her

20/06/19 11:45:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

♬ I'm getting buried in the morning...

20/06/19 11:09:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4710The Wolf

“…you may now kill the bride”

20/06/19 11:00:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

"Happy now!! 50 on the bride's side and 50 on the groom's side."

20/06/19 11:44:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4710The Wolf

“IDIOTS. You’re not supposed to shoot your load until the wedding night”

20/06/19 11:00:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

"What a wonderful day"
"The execution was perfect"

20/06/19 13:41:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

Photo courtesy of Wedding Magazine

20/06/19 11:45:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4710The Wolf

They’ve been married for 20 years. Would’ve got less for murder.

20/06/19 11:00:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9540Neil Mackenzie

When the Brides Mother and the Grooms Mother saw they were both wearing the same outfit they both said “Shoot Me.”

20/06/19 16:14:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

Now I understand why you didn't want it at the registry office.

20/06/19 11:41:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 297Gavin Smithers

"Is that a gun in your pocket?"

20/06/19 11:38:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Okay folks, now the ceremony's over, who's on soft drinks and who's getting slaughtered?"

20/06/19 11:22:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5013Stephen Bean

"Darling, you did remember to load your gun with paintballs didn't you?"

20/06/19 11:19:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5936Hercules Rockefeller

Moments later, Quentin Tarantino came up with a brilliant movie idea.

20/06/19 11:15:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

♬ Frock Around the Glock ♬

20/06/19 11:11:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

A Shot in the Park

20/06/19 11:05:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

The Bride and Doom

20/06/19 11:00:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

“That’ll teach them to give us nothing but bloody M & S vouchers”

20/06/19 11:00:07

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

"Jeez I only said I didn't like my mother in law "

26/06/19 1:02:20

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“......that’s great guys, hold it there...fantastic. All done. I er..I’ll just erm.. go now and get these sent off...In you go lads.” Said the Police forensics photographer who got a bit carried away with the whole wedding thing and the romance of it all.

23/06/19 9:06:20

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 74Poxy Jock

I've gone off men with a ponytail

22/06/19 13:12:28

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

Shot gun wedding

21/06/19 21:05:58

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It"ll be a 21 gun salute at this rate.  --Troompa Loompa
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1300Scrappy Doo

Dirty Harry and My Gun Markle

21/06/19 0:33:10

 
Tracey FULLER Tracey FULLER

how dare they wear Shorts to my big day

20/06/19 19:46:23

 
Annie Ley Vote score: 15Annie Ley

A shotgun wedding

20/06/19 16:26:03

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larry G. Vote score: 1373larry G.

"Bridesmaids dress colors were awful."

20/06/19 16:06:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1373larry G.

"And you thought I was gun shy."

20/06/19 15:51:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4709Vivvy En

...and for their engagement the theme was 'Pistol's at Dawn'

20/06/19 13:46:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5892Dave Bryan

''Say you've bought us a toaster. Go ahead, make my day.''

20/06/19 12:30:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7658Mr Dome

There is no escape - they are surrounded by the copse

20/06/19 12:29:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Some still believe that sex before marriage assassin.

20/06/19 12:17:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"But I though you said to hire a mourning suit."

20/06/19 12:10:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

What a way to celebrate their blood diamond anniversary.

20/06/19 12:03:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

In Alabama it's not the photographer who does the shooting.

20/06/19 11:56:47

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 297Gavin Smithers

"Well we did say dress in black."

20/06/19 11:39:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Susan insisted on Dave proving he wasn't firing blanks before going ahead.

20/06/19 11:28:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

"I love you, babe."
"I...Sal, why is your gun pointed upwards at me. Sal...?"

20/06/19 11:25:44

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

They are young and in love. Let's not say anything to trigger them.

20/06/19 11:22:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

Something sorrowed, something slew.

20/06/19 11:16:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19547John Glover

A wedding to die for.

20/06/19 11:15:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19547John Glover

"Sorry my darling, for being selfish, not a good start to our marriage, I didn't realise you wanted to shoot the best man."

20/06/19 11:14:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22333Michael Winner

It'll end in tiers.

20/06/19 11:07:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

Bonnie and Died

20/06/19 11:04:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22333Michael Winner

Conjugular rites.

20/06/19 11:03:35

 
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