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Rob Falconer

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I've been doing caption competitions since the days when Punch was a proper magazine on the bookstalls. Addicted? Me? Hahahahaha.

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For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA

05/05/12 19:03:09

Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist

24/10/11 10:01:26

After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric

03/08/11 10:04:48

A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.

What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia.

05/05/12 19:09:31

Someone had clearly lost their bearing

14/01/12 11:00:49

A pane in the arse

10/11/11 12:27:09

Why not see a shrink? ...

03/09/11 10:25:34

So, there really is a Fashion Police?

17/05/12 19:00:45

Disabled driver

21/04/12 11:56:37

Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach

17/03/12 20:10:17

If you see that BBC weatherman, tell him I've just had to sweep three feet of "mild with a gentle breeze" from my drive

17/12/11 11:03:50

About to Kermit a driving offence

04/10/11 10:00:19

Keep taking the tablets, love

24/09/11 10:00:23

That�s my little pecker

15/05/12 19:00:13

I�d recognise him anywhere, Officer - he had a small mole on back of his knee

13/05/12 10:01:00

Up the Arsenal!

01/05/12 19:00:08

The lads were dressing them with their eyes

18/07/11 10:05:55

The Costa cruise captain had been told not to leave his post

01/05/12 10:04:58

I like duck, but I couldn�t eat a hole one

29/12/11 20:00:12

Harry was a ledge-end

15/05/12 10:00:12

Self-raising flower

14/05/12 10:01:17

Interflora said "Say it with flowers," so I sent some to my mother-in-law

31/03/12 19:32:22

Mutt-a bike

27/02/12 11:00:24

To be politically correct, the Council decided to write "Do Not Write on this Wall" in every language

27/01/12 11:03:01

So you're not going out, then?

11/09/11 11:17:41

Travelpodge

01/09/11 10:05:20

Man-icure

05/08/11 10:06:07

"So, it's Good Easter from me"

"And it's Good Easter from him"

23/04/11 11:41:30

When I asked if you had protection, I meant a raincoat

27/08/11 10:05:19

Flap Jack

26/08/11 10:02:30

Reverse? I said we need back-up.

24/08/11 10:25:11

Gran's Hatch

22/08/11 10:01:29

Man-Nikon

10/07/11 15:26:27

Two fans who attended the Whitney Houston concert obviously didn�t listen to the news

23/02/12 11:00:22

No fillings, Mum � just three crowns

26/01/12 11:00:18

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Extinguished Guests ...

09/11/11 16:38:11

OK, Sir, now empty your other pocket

23/09/11 10:00:39

Have YOU lost a finger recently in an accident that wasn't your fault? ...

22/09/11 10:01:09

With a Howitzer hidden inside, Jesus was ready for the Romans this time

21/08/11 10:53:18

And Sergeant Smith here is running to raise money for The Society for Sufferers from Excessive Earwax

16/05/12 10:13:32

Kinder garden

14/05/12 10:10:22

Swede wins the No-ball Prize

13/05/12 10:08:30

An ageing Leonardo DiCaprio waits patiently for Kate Winslet to come back for him

01/05/12 10:00:27

The number of the feast

04/02/12 20:03:28

I�ll get my clothes off, Harold � I never realised these Viking re-enactments were so realistic

27/12/11 11:00:28

In this week's Frozen Planet, Sir David Attenborough finds a six-month-old lime jelly mousse at the back of his fridge

23/11/11 20:01:53

Thirteen cents? Gee, that's darned cheap!

19/11/11 20:05:01

OK, so it is the red wire you cut

10/11/11 14:32:39

Anne Robinson plans new budget airline

29/10/11 19:02:10

Family ties

30/09/11 10:04:58

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Sherpa Tenzing, How did he get his caravan up there?

Neil Mackenzie

30/04/12
11:43pm

comment on caption:
Sherpa Relaxing

(not Tensing) [Rob Falconer]

The caravan? It was Brian Blessed's back pack.

John Glover

01/05/12
9:31am

comment on caption:
Sherpa Relaxing

(not Tensing) [Rob Falconer]

Very good smilie face

The [forum thread] in question, for those who've not seen

Chris Beach

(admin)

05/05/12
7:18pm

comment on caption:
A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.

What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia. [Rob Falconer]

Bicycles, Daleks, X ray photos, Office workers, I dread to think what is coming next!

Cath Jones

05/05/12
10:15pm

comment on caption:
Cath�s menstrual cycle was driving her up the wall

[Rob Falconer]

I know the feeling Cath. I've had an encounter with the bash Pete kids and been taken up the back passage by somebody called Michael. What next indeed!