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When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5174Chris Keegan

When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast.

05/03/19 8:00:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7712Vanessa the Guesser

Conveniently situated near the tea junction.

05/03/19 9:00:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20336Ian Skelding

The road to Towcester.

05/03/19 8:03:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1873The Wolf

Baker Street

05/03/19 8:00:06

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 392Lawrence Day

I was born and bread in this street

05/03/19 12:10:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28967Tony Edwards

They're for the sleeping policeman when he wakes up.

05/03/19 8:54:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1873The Wolf

"and one cup of ground coffee please"

05/03/19 8:00:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3578Dave Bryan

Road grill

05/03/19 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2265Stephen Bean

"I’m waiting for some traffic jam."

05/03/19 8:00:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

They issued a compulsory purchase order, then flattened Jim's home to build the road, but the stubborn old bugger still refuses to move.

05/03/19 11:16:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 455Dot Old

"Honey I said take the coast road."

05/03/19 8:00:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28967Tony Edwards

Feed bumps

05/03/19 9:40:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8982Neil Mackenzie

Homer puts them on his drive way while he waits for Marge.

05/03/19 22:42:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6278Mr Dome

Four slice drain technik

05/03/19 17:34:47

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 596Scrappy Doo

Those aren't grill marks; they're tire treads.

05/03/19 14:07:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5174Chris Keegan

Pop Up Transport Cafe

05/03/19 8:34:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1424James Lennox

Pennywise switched to red balloons after his toast lure completely failed.

05/03/19 8:09:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 774Molly R

The Four Yorkshiremen have breakfast.

05/03/19 8:02:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1424James Lennox

"I asked for grated cheese on my toast, not grated toast on my street."

06/03/19 16:10:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 188Charles Gilbert

"We all toast down here Richie."

06/03/19 5:19:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4110Kenny Ireland

Neither are a Continental.

05/03/19 17:37:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1621Stu Dent

Baps Eyes

05/03/19 17:35:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 596Scrappy Doo

Don't hit the traffic scones.

05/03/19 15:33:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

Border soldiers will be deployed to handle the Breggsit mess.

05/03/19 15:08:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 431Sam Cass

This road is crumby! Let's write to City Hall. We deserve butter!

05/03/19 10:27:16

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1986Trace Sarge

Men not at work

05/03/19 9:44:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12148Dan Nicholls

"Oh grate, toast again."

05/03/19 9:42:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1424James Lennox

It was hoped that stoners would respond well to the "Toasted drivers are toast" ad campaign, but mostly it just made them drive to the store to buy bread.

05/03/19 9:19:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3919Vivvy En

Someone didn't use their loaf

05/03/19 9:08:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5292Glyn Evans

Jumping four buses looked too difficult.

05/03/19 9:03:57

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

Sounds like a thick cut did this...

05/03/19 8:10:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35089Welsh Rarebit

Griddle of the road.

05/03/19 8:10:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35089Welsh Rarebit

Tarmite, you either love it or hate it.

05/03/19 8:10:08

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stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

"Apparently this bread has been blessed by leprechauns. They're for drivers who need a slice of luck."

05/03/19 8:09:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

Luckily, there was no fork in the road.

05/03/19 8:09:28

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

My son did this, he's his Motherspride.

05/03/19 8:07:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"You know, when you said you'd like to make a toast, I thought you meant something entirely different, Dave."

05/03/19 8:06:47

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

I told my dad not to go down this road, butty wouldn't listen.

05/03/19 8:05:10

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

And on the next street there's a Rastafarain throwing brown bread in front of drivers. He's a Jah Hovis witness.

05/03/19 8:03:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2265Stephen Bean

"It took a lot of dough to build this road. I guess there was some left over."

05/03/19 8:01:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3578Dave Bryan

''Watch out for traffic or we'll be brown bread.''

05/03/19 8:01:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7712Vanessa the Guesser

"Ah, that explains the workmen wearing ho-vis jackets."

05/03/19 8:00:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3578Dave Bryan

''We often come up here to avoid the jam.''

05/03/19 8:00:38

 
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