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"I cant believe youre doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life"  "Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. Ill be back in time for the first dance"
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The Wolf Vote score: 7251The Wolf

"I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life"

"Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. I'll be back in time for the first dance"

23/07/20 12:24:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 537Al Overy

Jeff's 'cavorting in nature' portfolio shot was photobombed by an inconsiderate bride and groom.

23/07/20 17:44:21

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

You're sure your dad doesn't know the venue? It's for the best, you know he'd only turn up drunk and spoil the day.

23/07/20 13:25:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1662Mark Wilson

"It's just I wish my Dad's last dying words weren't I'll come back and haunt you if you marry him"

23/07/20 12:25:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23184Michael Winner

"But honey, when you married me, you also married Dave the Semi-nude Glove Puppet."

23/07/20 12:14:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19019Troompa Loompa

"Don't worry, we won't have bad luck. Uncle Dave says he can provide the something blue."

23/07/20 12:06:12

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Don't listen to those scaremongers. Do you really think that the ghost of an old naturist who was cut in half in a tragic logging accident years ago really roams these woods?

23/07/20 19:14:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7251The Wolf

"So. Are you going to tell me what happened at your Hen party?"

23/07/20 12:03:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6149Vivvy En

"I'm so sorry we've ruined your big day, Liz. Last I saw Dave he was tied naked to a lamppost in Dublin. He'll never make it back in time..."

23/07/20 12:34:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19019Troompa Loompa

"If you think I've got too much flesh showing, just wait 'til you see the minister."

23/07/20 12:03:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2033Rachel P

"You know my history of paranoid schizophrenia....?"

23/07/20 12:26:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

"Love, your dad's here to walk you down the aisle but I'm afraid he's not wearing the suit you picked for him..."

23/07/20 12:01:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4795Karyn Harrison

"I thought you'd be pleased that I managed to book Demis Roussos for the reception."

"I thought he'd at least be wearing a kaftan."

23/07/20 12:48:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1662Mark Wilson

"I'm not happy we had to marry in secret too honey, but your Dad's a wrestler and hates me"

23/07/20 12:31:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

Dave shows his altar ego.

23/07/20 12:06:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22443Ian Skelding

"I know he's not allowed to sing but at least Pavarotti said he would still come."

23/07/20 18:48:37

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1662Mark Wilson

"My best man is worried about the tradition of shagging your maid of honour. He likes her black mini skirt but the beards putting him off a bit"

23/07/20 15:03:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32066Tony Edwards

"I see dead people."

23/07/20 12:57:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

"Darling, what makes you think your father doesn't approve and won't make an effort to attend?"

23/07/20 12:37:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10283Dave Bryan

''I still need something old, something borrowed and something blue.''

''Why don't you try caption.me?''

23/07/20 12:32:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 553alexandra ball

I'm sick of these photo bombers, why do they have to get wedding photos done here.

23/07/20 12:31:14

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19019Troompa Loompa

"But I thought saying we're having a naturist ceremony meant it was outdoors."

23/07/20 12:12:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5747James Lennox

"Think of it this way luv: It's not that you've lost a father, it's just that you've gained a husband who doesn't want anything to do with his mental father in law."

23/07/20 12:10:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7251The Wolf

"Don't look now but your ex has just turned up"

"You're joking? I told him I was straight now"

23/07/20 12:06:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10283Dave Bryan

''Did you have to chose Dave as best man?''

23/07/20 12:01:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 1867Molly R

The moment when you realise you have married the wrong man.

23/07/20 12:00:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10814Neil Mackenzie

I don’t think you’ll start to look like your Mother. There isn’t a hair on your chin.

23/07/20 17:15:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15100Dan Nicholls

"COME BACK ANDY!"
"Yeah ah know!"

23/07/20 12:46:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19019Troompa Loompa

Dave was worried about his upcoming speech so had called on some help with it's Deliverance.

23/07/20 12:22:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2033Rachel P

Dave from the Hairy Bikers was trying to keep a low profile

23/07/20 12:13:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32066Tony Edwards

Their marriage is on the rocks.

23/07/20 12:12:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7251The Wolf

"HEY. DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ME FART THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?"

"Not now Dave you crazy bastard. Anyway, who's the naked guy?"

23/07/20 12:11:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23184Michael Winner

The Joy of Ex.

23/07/20 12:11:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7251The Wolf

"We're only allowed thirty guests and you had to invite him"

23/07/20 12:01:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19019Troompa Loompa

All 3 of them are about to take the plunge.

23/07/20 12:01:14

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1039Dot Old

I'm a bit worried about stone face...

23/07/20 12:00:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

"But you know that Sid being the head of our biker fraternity is entitled to claim the first shag."

23/07/20 20:48:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2461Scrijjy Doo

"You knew he was an idiot when you agreed to marry him."

23/07/20 16:19:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4949Kenny Ireland

Susan and Jim wanted a picture with small trees and giant haystacks in the background.

23/07/20 15:52:21

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2033Rachel P

"Get off moi laaand!"

23/07/20 15:25:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9899Mr Dome

Come on darling - I know you really wanted us to be romantic and open the dance floor, but let's just go and join in. Come on - it'll cheer you up. 🎵Ooooh you put your right foot in...

23/07/20 13:35:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2033Rachel P

"C'mon Luv, everyone gets cold feet at weddings!"

23/07/20 12:54:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6710Glyn Evans

"It was meant to be a trick. I didn't mean for the coin to be lodged in your ear"

23/07/20 12:36:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1662Mark Wilson

"Friday, how long has she been on the island"

23/07/20 12:28:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6829Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, look. There's Dave ready to bare his ring."

23/07/20 12:24:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23184Michael Winner

*thinks* "Damn- I should have been on top of the Empire State building hours ago."

23/07/20 12:16:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10283Dave Bryan

''Great news, darling, Dave has forgotten the ring. Perhaps he will drown without it.''

23/07/20 12:15:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5747James Lennox

Here cums the bride's father, for the third time, sick old bastard.

23/07/20 12:15:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9899Mr Dome

I'm not really having second thoughts but I'm being made to feel unsure by the devil on my shoulder

23/07/20 12:13:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4795Karyn Harrison

"He's behind you."

23/07/20 12:10:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12550Vanessa the Guesser

The wedding photos suddenly went Shakespearshaped.

23/07/20 12:04:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10789Stephen Bean

A groom with a view

23/07/20 12:00:42

 
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