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"I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life""Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. I'll be back in time for the first dance"
23/07/20 11:24:05
Jeff's 'cavorting in nature' portfolio shot was photobombed by an inconsiderate bride and groom.
23/07/20 16:44:21
You're sure your dad doesn't know the venue? It's for the best, you know he'd only turn up drunk and spoil the day.
23/07/20 12:25:07
"It's just I wish my Dad's last dying words weren't I'll come back and haunt you if you marry him"
23/07/20 11:25:47
"But honey, when you married me, you also married Dave the Semi-nude Glove Puppet."
23/07/20 11:14:58
"Don't worry, we won't have bad luck. Uncle Dave says he can provide the something blue."
23/07/20 11:06:12
Don't listen to those scaremongers. Do you really think that the ghost of an old naturist who was cut in half in a tragic logging accident years ago really roams these woods?
23/07/20 18:14:47
"So. Are you going to tell me what happened at your Hen party?"
23/07/20 11:03:55
"I'm so sorry we've ruined your big day, Liz. Last I saw Dave he was tied naked to a lamppost in Dublin. He'll never make it back in time..."
23/07/20 11:34:16
"If you think I've got too much flesh showing, just wait 'til you see the minister."
23/07/20 11:03:03
"You know my history of paranoid schizophrenia....?"
23/07/20 11:26:42
"Love, your dad's here to walk you down the aisle but I'm afraid he's not wearing the suit you picked for him..."
23/07/20 11:01:22
"I thought you'd be pleased that I managed to book Demis Roussos for the reception.""I thought he'd at least be wearing a kaftan."
23/07/20 11:48:01
"I'm not happy we had to marry in secret too honey, but your Dad's a wrestler and hates me"
23/07/20 11:31:23
Dave shows his altar ego.
23/07/20 11:06:28
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