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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 11:03:49

12/11/12 12:00:09

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan

"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"

25/08/13 7:00:10

"I found them on Gumtree."

05/04/13 7:00:08

45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.

27/11/12 20:01:31

65 Million years B.T.

23/11/12 12:11:12

Life's a beach...And then you die.

16/07/12 19:12:26

"Quick....Someone call 99."

12/07/12 10:00:11

This painting needs hairbrushing.

05/04/12 10:13:21

Magic Johnson & Johnson.

27/08/13 7:00:14

you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson

24/09/12 7:00:10

♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫

06/09/12 19:00:09

Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him.

26/03/13 8:13:51

Gun fight at the OK L'oreal.

16/01/13 12:30:13

"Fucking Flies."

15/01/13 20:07:06

"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.

30/09/12 11:00:09

Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.

01/09/12 19:00:08

20/02/12 11:00:19

"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."

04/06/12 20:19:53

Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.

19/03/12 20:00:31

06/01/12 11:43:01

The tranny's in for a service.

23/10/11 19:01:58

"We're gonna need a bigger catapult."

30/03/13 20:02:31

Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t.

22/03/13 20:01:38

Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse

Gran Theft Auto.

12/03/13 12:00:10

"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..."

21/12/12 8:00:10

"Take it back, I wanted a full English."

14/12/12 20:10:24

Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork.

07/12/12 8:26:18

09/11/12 20:03:34

We dry any car.com.

28/09/12 19:00:10

"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"

16/08/12 11:00:34

"I think I've been stitched up."

10/08/12 19:00:08

My skittle pony

18/10/14 19:12:14

♬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. ♬

12/02/13 20:00:57

Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is.

10/01/13 12:19:47

"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption."

27/12/12 20:00:09

Toyture Chamber.

26/10/12 7:00:23

15/09/12 19:07:35

"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?"

06/07/12 19:05:19

Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.

24/05/12 10:00:08

Marge Simpson was never any good at photography.

10/04/12 19:00:17

Emma was trying to Kick the habit.

21/01/12 11:23:20

"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel."

14/07/13 19:07:53

"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned."

24/03/13 12:42:10

15/02/13 8:00:11

Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov

Creche Test Dummy.

17/01/13 20:00:09

"Had an accident that weren't your vault?"

04/12/12 8:35:39

"Here's Johnny."

31/10/12 12:00:21

last comments (total: 195)

Hi Neil, As it's had a few votes It's probably best not to change it. Cheers though wink

(caption author)

02/09/13
6:27pm

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This is supposed to be 4 star, it's a bloody shithole. [Dan Dan]

Truth instead of true?

05/09/13
7:44am

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It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

:-)

(caption author)

05/09/13
8:19am

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It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

A small change but a BIG difference. Cheers Blondie.

(caption author)

05/09/13
3:05pm

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It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

Finger licking good

22/09/13
8:14pm

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A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. [Dan Dan]

'Chain smoker' edited down would get my vote, great stuff :)

14/11/13
10:19am

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Pedro's a chain smoker. [Dan Dan]

Even harder at night.

07/10/14
5:41pm

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This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]

at knight? wink

07/10/14
6:06pm

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This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]

Is that because he's going to pee?

08/10/14
1:44pm

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"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]

Yes John wink

(caption author)

08/10/14
2:33pm

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"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]