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	lol After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07	5 26
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
	The new Paralympic torch. 02/09/12 12:03:49	25

	Spagyetti. 12/11/12 12:00:09	3 24

	"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
	lol "Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?" 25/08/13 8:00:10	22

	"I found them on Gumtree." 05/04/13 8:00:08	19

	45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper. 27/11/12 20:01:31	4 19

	65 Million years B.T. 23/11/12 12:11:12	19

	Life's a beach...And then you die. 16/07/12 20:12:26	19

	"Quick....Someone call 99." 12/07/12 11:00:11	19

	This painting needs hairbrushing. 05/04/12 11:13:21	19

	Magic Johnson & Johnson. 27/08/13 8:00:14	1 18
you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson
	Spray Tan. 24/09/12 8:00:10	18

	♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫ 06/09/12 20:00:09	18

	lol Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him. 26/03/13 8:13:51	17

	creative Gun fight at the OK L'oreal. 16/01/13 12:30:13	1 17

	"Fucking Flies." 15/01/13 20:07:06	17

	"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham. 30/09/12 12:00:09	17

	Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch. 01/09/12 20:00:08	17

	Lost Property. 20/02/12 11:00:19	17

	"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder." 04/06/12 21:19:53	1 16

	Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale. 19/03/12 20:00:31	1 16

	Mate Tricks. 06/01/12 11:43:01	16

	The tranny's in for a service. 23/10/11 20:01:58	16

	"We're gonna need a bigger catapult." 30/03/13 20:02:31	15

	Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t. 22/03/13 20:01:38	1 15
Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
	Gran Theft Auto. 12/03/13 12:00:10	15

	"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..." 21/12/12 8:00:10	15

	"Take it back, I wanted a full English." 14/12/12 20:10:24	15

	Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork. 07/12/12 8:26:18	15

	Pea-kaboo. 09/11/12 20:03:34	15

	We dry any car.com. 28/09/12 20:00:10	1 15

	"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?" 16/08/12 12:00:34	15

	"I think I've been stitched up." 10/08/12 20:00:08	15

	My skittle pony 18/10/14 20:12:14	14

	â™¬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. â™¬ 12/02/13 20:00:57	14

	Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is. 10/01/13 12:19:47	14

	"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption." 27/12/12 20:00:09	14

	Toyture Chamber. 26/10/12 8:00:23	14

	"Say Wheeze." 15/09/12 20:07:35	14

	"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?" 06/07/12 20:05:19	14

	Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage. 24/05/12 11:00:08	14

	Marge Simpson was never any good at photography. 10/04/12 20:00:17	14

	Emma was trying to Kick the habit. 21/01/12 11:23:20	14

	"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel." 14/07/13 20:07:53	13

	"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned." 24/03/13 12:42:10	13

	Miss Fire. 15/02/13 8:00:11	2 13
Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov
	Creche Test Dummy. 17/01/13 20:00:09	13

	"Had an accident that weren't your vault?" 04/12/12 8:35:39	2 13

	"Here's Johnny." 31/10/12 12:00:21	13

	Scare Dryer. 04/07/12 20:05:13	13

	"We buy any core.com." 16/02/12 20:15:32	13

	8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun. 13/01/12 20:01:22	13

	I know it's straight because I used a spirit level 15/10/14 8:08:36	12

	clever Emu and Rod. 13/10/14 20:00:46	12

	"No no no, I wanted a toilet duck." 30/08/13 8:04:53	12

	Embarrassingly for Wayne, It wasn't just the temperature of the water that was rising. 08/06/13 20:40:36	12

	lol "I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me." 29/03/13 20:05:36	12

	"Help yourself to something to eat" Victoria Beckham said to her handyman. 13/03/13 12:02:40	12

	"You've missed a Bic." 03/03/13 20:39:36	12

	creative 🎵 The Thai is high but he's holding on. 🎵 06/02/13 18:39:12	12

	Pete and 2 Veg. 17/11/12 8:00:07	12

	"Hold the lion please." 15/11/12 20:00:09	12

	Great legs, nice bush too. 11/11/12 8:00:09	12

	Wallapy. 05/11/12 20:00:10	12

	...And the locals said this new bus service would never take off. 28/10/12 8:00:09	12

	Despite hard evidence, Kermit denied all allegations that he was on Coke. 23/10/12 12:14:48	12

	Drag racing. 15/09/12 12:01:11	1 12

	"Here's a throw for your new settee." 03/09/12 12:00:10	12

	"I can see yew." 14/06/12 20:00:08	6 12

	Juan born every minute. 30/05/12 20:00:07	12

	♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫ 18/05/12 20:22:19	1 12

	Curb Trawling. 16/05/12 20:06:38	12

	Bubble and Beak. 15/05/12 20:27:39	12

	Tot Gear. 14/04/12 20:46:11	12

	John Peel. 06/04/12 20:00:18	12

	Congratulations Mrs Smith....It's twins. 03/04/12 20:00:51	12

	Typical, you wait ages for a dead sparrow then 2 come along at once. 21/03/12 11:00:41	1 12

	Check Mates. 11/03/12 11:00:26	12

	Magnifying Lass. 23/02/12 20:00:11	12

	The car park's free but there's dog shit everywhere. 14/12/11 20:01:19	12

	Corn on the knob. 20/11/11 11:00:09	12

	Right now Patch regretted being a sniffer dog. 14/11/11 11:01:05	12

	"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. 08/10/14 12:00:40	2 11
Is that because he's going to pee? --John Glover
	lol It's 90 degrees in the shade, and he's wearing a vest! 05/10/14 12:14:33	11

	A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. 22/09/13 21:08:57	1 11
Finger licking good --David Devine
	lol "Let's see you 'meep meep' past me ya lanky bastard." 05/09/13 20:00:10	11

	creative It's only 9% truth. 05/09/13 8:05:01	3 11
Truth instead of true? --Mr Blonde
	For sale: Lovely little house...Comes with a drive. 31/03/13 20:05:10	11

	A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe. 27/03/13 20:06:36	11

	"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?" 20/12/12 20:00:09	1 11

	"Some bastard has keyed my car." 20/12/12 8:06:33	11

	A shite at the opera. 14/12/12 12:06:42	11

	"We look a right pair of twats." 13/12/12 8:02:07	11

	♫ ♫ The tide is Thai but I'm holding on... 18/11/12 12:20:33	11

	..."But the doctor said we need to try and get in shape." 13/10/12 12:00:11	11

	3 Men and a maybe. 09/10/12 20:35:13	11

	No one was armed in the making of this photo. 21/08/12 20:02:59	11

	The Beach Boys. 16/08/12 12:00:08	11

	The driver obviously lost their Focus. 12/06/12 20:00:08	11

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