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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 12:03:49

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan

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"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"

25/08/13 8:00:10

"I found them on Gumtree."

05/04/13 8:00:08

45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.

27/11/12 20:01:31

65 Million years B.T.

23/11/12 12:11:12

Life's a beach...And then you die.

16/07/12 20:12:26

"Quick....Someone call 99."

12/07/12 11:00:11

This painting needs hairbrushing.

05/04/12 11:13:21

Magic Johnson & Johnson.

27/08/13 8:00:14

you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson

Spray Tan.

24/09/12 8:00:10

♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫

06/09/12 20:00:09

lol

Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him.

26/03/13 8:13:51

creative

Gun fight at the OK L'oreal.

16/01/13 12:30:13

"Fucking Flies."

15/01/13 20:07:06

"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.

30/09/12 12:00:09

Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.

01/09/12 20:00:08

Lost Property.

20/02/12 11:00:19

"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."

04/06/12 21:19:53

Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.

19/03/12 20:00:31

Mate Tricks.

06/01/12 11:43:01

The tranny's in for a service.

23/10/11 20:01:58

"We're gonna need a bigger catapult."

30/03/13 20:02:31

Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t.

22/03/13 20:01:38

Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse

Gran Theft Auto.

12/03/13 12:00:10

"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..."

21/12/12 8:00:10

"Take it back, I wanted a full English."

14/12/12 20:10:24

Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork.

07/12/12 8:26:18

Pea-kaboo.

09/11/12 20:03:34

We dry any car.com.

28/09/12 20:00:10

"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"

16/08/12 12:00:34

"I think I've been stitched up."

10/08/12 20:00:08

My skittle pony

18/10/14 20:12:14

â™¬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. â™¬

12/02/13 20:00:57

Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is.

10/01/13 12:19:47

"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption."

27/12/12 20:00:09

Toyture Chamber.

26/10/12 8:00:23

"Say Wheeze."

15/09/12 20:07:35

"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?"

06/07/12 20:05:19

Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.

24/05/12 11:00:08

Marge Simpson was never any good at photography.

10/04/12 20:00:17

Emma was trying to Kick the habit.

21/01/12 11:23:20

"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel."

14/07/13 20:07:53

"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned."

24/03/13 12:42:10

Miss Fire.

15/02/13 8:00:11

Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov

Creche Test Dummy.

17/01/13 20:00:09

"Had an accident that weren't your vault?"

04/12/12 8:35:39

"Here's Johnny."

31/10/12 12:00:21

Scare Dryer.

04/07/12 20:05:13

"We buy any core.com."

16/02/12 20:15:32

8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun.

13/01/12 20:01:22

I know it's straight because I used a spirit level

15/10/14 8:08:36

clever

Emu and Rod.

13/10/14 20:00:46

"No no no, I wanted a toilet duck."

30/08/13 8:04:53

Embarrassingly for Wayne, It wasn't just the temperature of the water that was rising.

08/06/13 20:40:36

lol

"I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me."

29/03/13 20:05:36

"Help yourself to something to eat" Victoria Beckham said to her handyman.

13/03/13 12:02:40

"You've missed a Bic."

03/03/13 20:39:36

creative

🎵 The Thai is high but he's holding on. 🎵

06/02/13 18:39:12

Pete and 2 Veg.

17/11/12 8:00:07

"Hold the lion please."

15/11/12 20:00:09

Great legs, nice bush too.

11/11/12 8:00:09

Wallapy.

05/11/12 20:00:10

...And the locals said this new bus service would never take off.

28/10/12 8:00:09

Despite hard evidence, Kermit denied all allegations that he was on Coke.

23/10/12 12:14:48

Drag racing.

15/09/12 12:01:11

"Here's a throw for your new settee."

03/09/12 12:00:10

"I can see yew."

14/06/12 20:00:08

Juan born every minute.

30/05/12 20:00:07

♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫

18/05/12 20:22:19

16/05/12 20:06:38

15/05/12 20:27:39

14/04/12 20:46:11

06/04/12 20:00:18

Congratulations Mrs Smith....It's twins.

03/04/12 20:00:51

Typical, you wait ages for a dead sparrow then 2 come along at once.

21/03/12 11:00:41

Check Mates.

11/03/12 11:00:26

Magnifying Lass.

23/02/12 20:00:11

The car park's free but there's dog shit everywhere.

14/12/11 20:01:19

Corn on the knob.

20/11/11 11:00:09

Right now Patch regretted being a sniffer dog.

14/11/11 11:01:05

"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1..

08/10/14 12:00:40

Is that because he's going to pee? --John Glover

lol

It's 90 degrees in the shade, and he's wearing a vest!

05/10/14 12:14:33

A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy.

22/09/13 21:08:57

Finger licking good --David Devine

lol

"Let's see you 'meep meep' past me ya lanky bastard."

05/09/13 20:00:10

creative

It's only 9% truth.

05/09/13 8:05:01

Truth instead of true? --Mr Blonde

For sale: Lovely little house...Comes with a drive.

31/03/13 20:05:10

A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe.

27/03/13 20:06:36

"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?"

20/12/12 20:00:09

"Some bastard has keyed my car."

20/12/12 8:06:33

A shite at the opera.

14/12/12 12:06:42

"We look a right pair of twats."

13/12/12 8:02:07

♫ ♫ The tide is Thai but I'm holding on...

18/11/12 12:20:33

..."But the doctor said we need to try and get in shape."

13/10/12 12:00:11

3 Men and a maybe.

09/10/12 20:35:13

No one was armed in the making of this photo.

21/08/12 20:02:59

The Beach Boys.

16/08/12 12:00:08

The driver obviously lost their Focus.

12/06/12 20:00:08

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Hi Neil, As it's had a few votes It's probably best not to change it. Cheers though wink

(caption author)

02/09/13
7:27pm

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This is supposed to be 4 star, it's a bloody shithole. [Dan Dan]

Truth instead of true?

Mr Blonde

05/09/13
8:44am

comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

:-)

(caption author)

05/09/13
9:19am

comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

A small change but a BIG difference. Cheers Blondie.

(caption author)

05/09/13
4:05pm

comment on caption:
It's only 9% truth. [Dan Dan]

Finger licking good

David Devine

22/09/13
9:14pm

comment on caption:
A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. [Dan Dan]

'Chain smoker' edited down would get my vote, great stuff :)

Michael Winner

14/11/13
10:19am

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Pedro's a chain smoker. [Dan Dan]

Even harder at night.

John Glover

07/10/14
6:41pm

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This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]

at knight? wink

Guideaux

07/10/14
7:06pm

comment on caption:
This photo is a Mare to caption [Dan Dan]

Is that because he's going to pee?

John Glover

08/10/14
2:44pm

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"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]

Yes John wink

(caption author)

08/10/14
3:33pm

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"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. [Dan Dan]

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