The first passenger flight of Derry Air

15/08/11 11:12:49

A Little me time

11/05/12 11:34:57

lol

Our customers always come first.

23/11/13 8:28:09

There's some Thing in my coffee

21/10/12 10:01:22

creative

... an the award for Gynecologist of the year goes to...

23/08/13 12:16:55

It's Wife Jim, but not as we know it.

17/06/12 11:00:49

Got anything cheaper?
This one's two deer

01/06/12 11:03:38

Convenience food

01/06/13 9:09:12

Spanish market exposes Basque Seperate tits.

27/05/12 11:07:58

Here comes the tide

11/10/11 11:03:13

Sony a shower

09/10/11 11:52:12

Steptoe and Sony.

17/09/12 13:32:18

Okay smartass, now make them drink!

28/08/12 12:01:01

Thank goodness for childhood obesity

28/03/12 11:09:49

Pampers with added protection

31/12/11 21:46:00

creative

Egrets, I've had a few.

10/02/13 20:17:20

Knicker Teens

15/09/12 13:07:27

Crapham Common

02/09/12 8:50:46

Hampton Courting

08/07/12 20:25:54

The red tart and the blue tart had a race...

18/06/12 20:02:25

Go ahead make my Deity

13/06/12 11:02:01

Yearbook student voted most likely to return and massacre the campus.

25/04/12 11:48:10

Hey you, is this your fault?

26/11/11 9:55:34

creative

Sue's slipped discs required a Cat scan, no cats were available so she had to wait for the Lab to get back with the result.

12/12/13 9:42:40

Sailafield

25/08/13 21:17:58

Avoid CIA spy satellites for just $1.

09/06/13 10:28:47

Can I Borrower light?

15/12/12 12:13:19

Social Notworking

30/10/12 12:27:01

Muswims

19/09/12 20:50:59

Double gazing

12/10/11 11:31:27

creative

Recycle your teens here.
Do you have a bed hogging; late sleeping; mumbling, fridge emptier?
Does he do nothing at all?
Then recycle him in one of our special receptacles and he will be sent to Africa to dig wells or something...
Veolia, We care because they don't.

26/08/13 14:17:45

creative x3

The Curious Case of Jensen Button.

06/03/13 10:22:19

I got these on higher purchase

10/11/12 8:50:31

Jesus. The Great heeler.

01/08/12 11:13:36

Van au cock

31/07/12 20:36:37

To Marigoldly go where no man has gone before.

17/06/12 11:07:09

Whatever age you are, the "pull my finger" gag never grows old.

12/10/13 20:17:40

Cods and Rockers

24/02/13 20:05:55

Postal worker.

17/01/13 13:44:20

AAARGH! There's a Giant Wasp inside.

25/11/12 10:47:40

Gran Control to Major Tom

24/11/12 23:18:02

Rubik's Tube

27/10/12 9:35:35

Curious and unusual deaths #42
The loose cotton on Steve's underwear got caught in the ceiling fan.

14/07/12 11:10:37

Have you any idea how many rocks I had to shag before I found you?

05/07/12 11:06:34

Caution, will not look like this when worn by your missus.

27/05/12 11:05:12

Brain storm

25/03/12 11:00:24

Off to the Doctors to see about mastiff arm

21/11/11 11:32:20

Scotland's oldest man celebrates his 70th birthday

21/04/11 18:48:19

...but at least they went comfortably.

07/09/13 9:24:48

lol

It turns out that the dream he had about being eaten by a bacon sandwich was a premonition.

05/01/13 21:26:44

Wicked pleasures #42: Polishing Funfair seats.

04/10/12 11:01:21

Not Jewish then?

29/08/12 20:06:59

Looks like he washed on the wrong cycle

06/08/12 17:02:14

Jesus performs exerscism

01/08/12 11:15:11

Depressed truck throws itself under a bridge.

18/06/12 11:16:02

Crewe cuts

07/01/12 11:30:47

The trouble with living in the East Village was working out what was art.

16/09/11 11:16:15

What are those two girls going to do with that cup?

15/09/11 11:09:22

How to feel a tome in the countryside

12/09/11 11:33:55

Blowtox

05/09/11 11:12:20

Koreasmas Dinner.

25/12/13 13:13:04

...Because Retarded would need a bigger sign.

28/11/13 21:02:41

Who's a shitty boy then?

30/08/13 8:03:16

Earl teaches his daughters about contraception Alabama style.

22/06/13 13:05:18

Looks like someone found a use for Katie Price's old diaphragms

09/06/13 10:35:58

Fingerblobs

25/01/13 11:39:00

Raleigh Coaster.

06/01/13 8:36:18

Going to rock concerts is Hobbit forming.

31/12/12 8:33:38

Go see Matron, your Hogwarts are back again.

12/08/12 16:43:46

Mary was never picked in Guess Who

17/06/12 20:29:23

unbeknown to him, Rob was about to be killed by his biggest fan

05/05/12 11:33:46

Because hyperchondriacs take holidays too

28/12/11 20:45:47

Barbie kept a spare head incase.

16/10/11 21:03:51

Mummy I just won a pony.
What's eBay?

06/10/11 11:46:04

Non-Friction

12/09/11 11:36:22

Oxford or Picadilly?

06/05/11 11:01:48

Shy duck seeks coy carp

26/04/11 14:33:06

The bear who came to TT

02/01/14 9:03:23

Catcher of the rye

26/12/13 8:11:52

Phallus sea

16/12/13 20:16:12

What we'll be wearing in the Fuschia.

15/12/13 13:21:44

Dougal stole the Roundabout and sold it to buy Meth

12/09/13 10:43:37

creative

After a catalogue of poor choices Denzel mis-read the sign for Tolls ahead.

01/06/13 0:44:47

Romancing the store

27/05/13 10:03:21

Norse Korea

28/02/13 13:30:08

Irish Water skiers ditch the boat and build a sloping lake.

12/01/13 8:32:54

Yep, I think the ball was and indeed still is 'IN'

21/11/12 20:02:12

Cameltoe and Son

21/10/12 15:45:42

At Last! I can watch my DVDs properly

26/09/12 20:08:18

Police trial a more subtle form of Kettling

15/08/12 23:45:10

'Hello, Is that the Ikea Help Desk?'

22/07/12 21:04:02

The brakes were cut?
Yes Sir, apparently he made some comment about Derry Air on a caption competition.

10/07/12 20:57:17

Born on the fourth of Jihad

01/07/12 22:53:30

Aah Mr Bond, I've Bin inspecting you.

01/07/12 11:37:22

The Special Needs shoe tying competition.

28/06/12 20:11:54

Welcome to the University of Norfolk.

17/06/12 20:27:25

Broom with a view

16/06/12 20:36:00

Can someone pass me an X-shirt please?

06/06/12 11:25:18

Oh that's what a Hospice is.

02/06/12 21:33:24

Candidate for the Turner Prize

18/05/12 11:52:04