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The first passenger flight of Derry Air
15/08/11 10:12:49
A Little me time
11/05/12 10:34:57
Our customers always come first.
23/11/13 8:28:09
There's some Thing in my coffee
21/10/12 9:01:22
... an the award for Gynecologist of the year goes to...
23/08/13 11:16:55
It's Wife Jim, but not as we know it.
17/06/12 10:00:49
Got anything cheaper?This one's two deer
01/06/12 10:03:38
Convenience food
01/06/13 8:09:12
Spanish market exposes Basque Seperate tits.
27/05/12 10:07:58
Here comes the tide
11/10/11 10:03:13
Sony a shower
09/10/11 10:52:12
Steptoe and Sony.
17/09/12 12:32:18
Okay smartass, now make them drink!
28/08/12 11:01:01
Thank goodness for childhood obesity
28/03/12 10:09:49
Pampers with added protection
31/12/11 21:46:00
Egrets, I've had a few.
10/02/13 20:17:20
Knicker Teens
15/09/12 12:07:27
Crapham Common
02/09/12 7:50:46
Hampton Courting
08/07/12 19:25:54
The red tart and the blue tart had a race...
18/06/12 19:02:25
Go ahead make my Deity
13/06/12 10:02:01
Yearbook student voted most likely to return and massacre the campus.
25/04/12 10:48:10
Hey you, is this your fault?
26/11/11 9:55:34
Sue's slipped discs required a Cat scan, no cats were available so she had to wait for the Lab to get back with the result.
12/12/13 9:42:40
Sailafield
25/08/13 20:17:58
Avoid CIA spy satellites for just $1.
09/06/13 9:28:47
Can I Borrower light?
15/12/12 12:13:19
Social Notworking
30/10/12 12:27:01
Muswims
19/09/12 19:50:59
Double gazing
12/10/11 10:31:27
Recycle your teens here.Do you have a bed hogging; late sleeping; mumbling, fridge emptier?Does he do nothing at all?Then recycle him in one of our special receptacles and he will be sent to Africa to dig wells or something...Veolia, We care because they don't.
26/08/13 13:17:45
The Curious Case of Jensen Button.
06/03/13 10:22:19
I got these on higher purchase
10/11/12 8:50:31
Jesus. The Great heeler.
01/08/12 10:13:36
Van au cock
31/07/12 19:36:37
To Marigoldly go where no man has gone before.
17/06/12 10:07:09
Whatever age you are, the "pull my finger" gag never grows old.
12/10/13 19:17:40
Cods and Rockers
24/02/13 20:05:55
Postal worker.
17/01/13 13:44:20
AAARGH! There's a Giant Wasp inside.
25/11/12 10:47:40
Gran Control to Major Tom
24/11/12 23:18:02
Rubik's Tube
27/10/12 8:35:35
Curious and unusual deaths #42The loose cotton on Steve's underwear got caught in the ceiling fan.
14/07/12 10:10:37
Have you any idea how many rocks I had to shag before I found you?
05/07/12 10:06:34
Caution, will not look like this when worn by your missus.
27/05/12 10:05:12
Brain storm
25/03/12 10:00:24
Off to the Doctors to see about mastiff arm
21/11/11 11:32:20
Scotland's oldest man celebrates his 70th birthday
21/04/11 17:48:19
...but at least they went comfortably.
07/09/13 8:24:48
It turns out that the dream he had about being eaten by a bacon sandwich was a premonition.
05/01/13 21:26:44
Wicked pleasures #42: Polishing Funfair seats.
04/10/12 10:01:21
Not Jewish then?
29/08/12 19:06:59
Looks like he washed on the wrong cycle
06/08/12 16:02:14
Jesus performs exerscism
01/08/12 10:15:11
Depressed truck throws itself under a bridge.
18/06/12 10:16:02
Crewe cuts
07/01/12 11:30:47
The trouble with living in the East Village was working out what was art.
16/09/11 10:16:15
What are those two girls going to do with that cup?
15/09/11 10:09:22
How to feel a tome in the countryside
12/09/11 10:33:55
Blowtox
05/09/11 10:12:20
Koreasmas Dinner.
25/12/13 13:13:04
...Because Retarded would need a bigger sign.
28/11/13 21:02:41
Who's a shitty boy then?
30/08/13 7:03:16
Earl teaches his daughters about contraception Alabama style.
22/06/13 12:05:18
Looks like someone found a use for Katie Price's old diaphragms
09/06/13 9:35:58
Fingerblobs
25/01/13 11:39:00
Raleigh Coaster.
06/01/13 8:36:18
Going to rock concerts is Hobbit forming.
31/12/12 8:33:38
Go see Matron, your Hogwarts are back again.
12/08/12 15:43:46
Mary was never picked in Guess Who
17/06/12 19:29:23
unbeknown to him, Rob was about to be killed by his biggest fan
05/05/12 10:33:46
Because hyperchondriacs take holidays too
28/12/11 20:45:47
Barbie kept a spare head incase.
16/10/11 20:03:51
Mummy I just won a pony.What's eBay?
06/10/11 10:46:04
Non-Friction
12/09/11 10:36:22
Oxford or Picadilly?
06/05/11 10:01:48
Shy duck seeks coy carp
26/04/11 13:33:06
The bear who came to TT
02/01/14 9:03:23
Catcher of the rye
26/12/13 8:11:52
Phallus sea
16/12/13 20:16:12
What we'll be wearing in the Fuschia.
15/12/13 13:21:44
Dougal stole the Roundabout and sold it to buy Meth
12/09/13 9:43:37
After a catalogue of poor choices Denzel mis-read the sign for Tolls ahead.
31/05/13 23:44:47
Romancing the store
27/05/13 9:03:21
Norse Korea
28/02/13 13:30:08
Irish Water skiers ditch the boat and build a sloping lake.
12/01/13 8:32:54
Yep, I think the ball was and indeed still is 'IN'
21/11/12 20:02:12
Cameltoe and Son
21/10/12 14:45:42
At Last! I can watch my DVDs properly
26/09/12 19:08:18
Police trial a more subtle form of Kettling
15/08/12 22:45:10
'Hello, Is that the Ikea Help Desk?'
22/07/12 20:04:02
The brakes were cut?Yes Sir, apparently he made some comment about Derry Air on a caption competition.
10/07/12 19:57:17
Born on the fourth of Jihad
01/07/12 21:53:30
Aah Mr Bond, I've Bin inspecting you.
01/07/12 10:37:22
The Special Needs shoe tying competition.
28/06/12 19:11:54
Welcome to the University of Norfolk.
17/06/12 19:27:25
Broom with a view
16/06/12 19:36:00
Can someone pass me an X-shirt please?
06/06/12 10:25:18
Oh that's what a Hospice is.
02/06/12 20:33:24
Candidate for the Turner Prize
18/05/12 10:52:04
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You mean- *dramatic chord*- she didn't lose her virginity, it was stolen?
comment on caption: Police are searching for a group of kleptomaniac gynaecologists. [Lee Hauxwell]
Was she fingered or fisted?
Wicked.
comment on caption: Wicked pleasures #42: Polishing Funfair seats. [Lee Hauxwell]
I missed yours when I voted for 20.08, so I've voted yours too.
comment on caption: Yep, I think the ball was and indeed still is 'IN' [Lee Hauxwell]
lol
comment on caption: So, how did you qualify for the Paralympic swimming team?I have Hydrophobia. [Lee Hauxwell]
Sequel to "First Blood?"
comment on caption: Jesus 2: The second coming. He's back and ready to kick butt. [Lee Hauxwell]
Icy dead people
comment on caption: Ghost seen in fridge.Zanussi, the appliance of Seance. [Lee Hauxwell]
Do they take teenage daughters? Mine fills all of the above criteria.
comment on caption: Recycle your teens here.Do you have a bed hogging; late sleeping; mumbling, fridge emptier?Does he do nothing at all?Then recycle him in one of our special receptacles and he will be sent to Africa to dig wells or something...Veolia, We care because they don't. [Lee Hauxwell]
A sample of my Aviation Photography.
comment on photo:
From the people who brought you the King Solomon Child Custody Agency.
comment on caption: Atos assessment centre ahead. [Lee Hauxwell]
You mean- *dramatic chord*- she didn't lose her virginity, it was stolen?
8:44pm
comment on caption:
Police are searching for a group of kleptomaniac gynaecologists. [Lee Hauxwell]
Was she fingered or fisted?
8:51pm
comment on caption:
Police are searching for a group of kleptomaniac gynaecologists. [Lee Hauxwell]
Wicked.
3:18pm
comment on caption:
Wicked pleasures #42: Polishing Funfair seats. [Lee Hauxwell]
I missed yours when I voted for 20.08, so I've voted yours too.
8:25pm
comment on caption:
Yep, I think the ball was and indeed still is 'IN' [Lee Hauxwell]
lol
4:21pm
comment on caption:
So, how did you qualify for the Paralympic swimming team?
I have Hydrophobia. [Lee Hauxwell]
Sequel to "First Blood?"
2:12pm
comment on caption:
Jesus 2: The second coming.
He's back and ready to kick butt. [Lee Hauxwell]
Icy dead people
8:27pm
comment on caption:
Ghost seen in fridge.
Zanussi, the appliance of Seance. [Lee Hauxwell]
Do they take teenage daughters? Mine fills all of the above criteria.
1:39pm
comment on caption:
Recycle your teens here.
Do you have a bed hogging; late sleeping; mumbling, fridge emptier?
Does he do nothing at all?
Then recycle him in one of our special receptacles and he will be sent to Africa to dig wells or something...
Veolia, We care because they don't. [Lee Hauxwell]
A sample of my Aviation Photography.
1:11pm
comment on photo:
From the people who brought you the King Solomon Child Custody Agency.
11:00am
comment on caption:
Atos assessment centre ahead. [Lee Hauxwell]