lol x2

All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up.

17/08/14 19:04:37

creative x3

Ani-mating.

20/03/13 13:19:15

lol

Ladies in waiting.

06/04/14 11:01:29

Jugs like that.

02/12/12 20:07:27

Better call a joiner.

10/06/12 10:00:32

Five miles to the galleon.

16/05/12 19:03:15

Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.

01/09/14 11:02:00

Good throw Sir,you keep what you ring,take her home.

22/08/12 7:48:55

It's abattoir day tomorrow girls,want to buy one of my nine lives.

17/06/13 11:10:26

Nobelt prize winners.

07/06/14 19:08:15

There's no such thing as an ugly millionaire.

26/07/12 10:02:40

It's from your wife,she wants a divorce.

31/05/12 19:05:28

Walls have gears.

05/05/12 19:02:38

Little squirt.

30/12/11 11:00:59

This way for a Jolly Rogering.

13/11/11 11:02:54

Don't speak to him dear I know his type.

03/07/14 11:38:02

Man-hat-on-avenue.

05/06/14 8:16:35

Mary is between a rock and a hard place.

14/03/12 20:47:40

"It's always good to meet another mason.

11/07/14 19:04:33

Sleeping policemen don't slow traffic down so much as sleeping policewomen.

23/05/14 19:08:06

Workers look in vein for the gas leak.

13/04/14 12:00:55

If I can catch you Sir I suggest you give up Formula One racing.

21/05/13 19:02:42

Soup of the gay.

09/04/13 11:19:13

creative

As always politicians turn their backs on the truth.

07/01/13 12:05:40

Disc Jock-ey.

05/10/12 11:04:33

Tim Foil.

10/05/12 10:02:03

Joe has worked hard all his life to keep a roof over their heads.

11/06/14 8:09:30

Well where do you think the white smoke comes from.

24/03/13 12:15:22

Guns 4 higher.

12/08/12 19:01:03

Half hay house.

30/07/12 10:07:30

Working flat out.

11/07/12 19:08:55

Get out and don't come back until you're drunk.

05/06/14 11:03:23

The door is wide open I bet it's a honey trap.

17/05/14 19:26:20

I think this prisoner is past his cell by date.

18/02/14 12:13:37

Unfortunately Tom was a leg man.

29/05/13 11:24:50

No I do NOT take plastic.

06/04/13 19:07:35

Turbot charged.

24/02/13 20:05:55

Chest freezer.

17/11/12 20:02:58

Newcastle under lager and lime.

12/05/12 10:09:11

Pass me that encylopedia Doris,I've got a bit of swatting to do.

31/08/11 10:07:51

Light reading.

29/08/14 11:02:48

I should have guessed that at just £5 the Speed Dating would be below average.

13/07/14 11:06:08

Bed of ales.

14/06/14 19:00:40

Be careful my crown's a bit loose.

23/04/14 11:02:50

Who is that big guy at the end of the queue?.....It's Desperate Dan.

28/03/14 20:09:14

Every army base has an orderly room and a mess.

02/11/13 12:03:08

Solly no understand...only speak Mandarin.

25/07/13 19:06:39

The nuns make a big effort for Ash Wednesday.

24/03/13 12:02:50

Arson.

12/02/13 20:01:36

Roger is very shelf conscious.

06/01/13 12:04:58

Circumvision.

18/12/12 20:06:01

The postman never rings twice.

07/09/12 19:08:28

Peek district.

06/07/12 10:05:36

Rear window.

23/06/12 10:00:27

Flower tot.

14/05/12 10:47:20

He wins Spot the Ball every time.

13/05/12 10:08:31

"Hello is that the Hilton hotel? Good you make me a reservation please."

14/08/14 7:45:51

Springfellows night club.

11/08/14 15:07:25

We're doing a merger with The Body Shop.

18/05/14 19:03:26

I spy with my little eye something beginning with MH37......

16/03/14 12:03:49

Sorry Sir I don't care who your father is you can't walk naked along the High Street with that cross.

11/11/13 12:03:30

I hope you come quietly.

17/08/13 11:12:16

Monster Raving Loony party annual conference.

07/02/13 12:02:48

Brief jog.

14/01/13 12:04:33

Ship a la Hoy.

25/09/12 11:04:50

Penthouse suite.

03/09/12 11:00:51

Gashole.

04/07/12 10:04:49

OK love, I've found the problem......Switch on.

08/01/12 20:03:39

Creature from the Black Saloon.

25/11/11 11:38:44

Splash Gordon.

26/09/11 10:08:38

Nicker Bobby Glory.

18/08/11 10:02:05

"Come in boat number 9.".."We don't have a boat number 9."..."Then boat number 6 is in trouble."

13/08/11 10:16:19

Antiques Road Show.

12/09/14 11:05:02

"Waiter there's a fly in my pasta."

08/08/14 8:28:47

"I'll get you to the church on time dear the next bus is due in 22 minutes."

25/06/14 11:05:03

The driver was mortarfied.

16/04/14 11:10:43

Hookers this way.

20/01/14 12:02:07

Eye came Eye saw Eye concreted.

18/10/13 19:17:48

Join the revolution.

20/06/13 7:53:11

Trojan Norse.

29/04/13 11:02:35

Fish and pips.

26/02/13 20:05:03

Cyril prevents another Wall Street crash.

06/10/12 11:18:23

"Do you get much sex these days Betty?"......"Infrequently"......"Is that one word or two?"

17/08/12 11:53:47

I don't fancy yours......or mine.

27/07/12 10:02:52

Egg poacher.

17/04/12 10:08:34

For Sale.....Recently detached villa.

14/12/11 11:05:54

OK so you were dumped by a girl with a big top,but I believe her flat mate is very nice.

21/10/11 11:14:55

What do you mean...wrong pub.

05/10/11 11:02:03

This week's missing captions turn up.

23/09/11 10:10:36

Police order take away.

24/08/11 10:06:47

The grapes of Cath.

24/07/14 11:02:18

Don't worry I don't want any food...I'm stuffed.

17/05/14 19:05:07

Take a tip from the Grim Reaper.

05/05/14 7:54:49

I've never tried a Wotsit but I'll have a stab at one.

06/04/14 19:06:58

Dulux dog.

28/02/14 12:07:41

There's no such thing as an ugly billionaire.

05/06/13 19:03:38

Stringfellows.

04/06/13 11:02:49

Suspendered animation.

30/03/13 12:02:05

Some nuns just can't give up the habit.

24/03/13 12:06:22

Dead beat.

02/02/13 20:40:11