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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18675Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
C CaMel Vote score: 5723C CaMel

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14903Dan Nicholls

Guns don't kill people, raffles do.

28/06/19 9:31:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18675Troompa Loompa

A Semi-automatic raffle

28/06/19 8:26:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5723C CaMel

Do you feel lucky punk?

28/06/19 9:46:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5849Vivvy En

Bang out of order

28/06/19 8:23:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5528James Lennox

Due to a mathematical anomaly I currently have 42 captions remaining this week. I'm tempted to use all of them repeating over and over again "Trump is a dangerous moron," but it would be a waste of time. Every sane person in the world already knows this, and everyone who doesn't is already insane.

28/06/19 8:32:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5528James Lennox

So, Americans raffle off automatic weapons. Where I live just googling M&P AR15 has probably put me on a government watchlist.

28/06/19 8:07:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5528James Lennox

I was going to enter, but I already have a semi I don't know what to do with.

28/06/19 8:33:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4678Kenny Ireland

A high caliber prize.

28/06/19 8:16:09

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

We'll let you know when your numbers up.

28/06/19 8:12:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9540Dave Bryan

Raffle tickets cannot be purchased by children under three-years-old unless accompanied by an adult.

28/06/19 8:07:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5528James Lennox

All I can think of is "F*cking Americans."

28/06/19 8:01:35

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Come on! It's too early to be thinking about sex. --stone face
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31748Tony Edwards

Wild Wild Wesson

28/06/19 9:36:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5723C CaMel

All tickets will be placed in the barrel

28/06/19 9:29:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31748Tony Edwards

Buy one or else!

28/06/19 9:26:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9916Stephen Bean

"And the winners are... the lovely young couple who have kindly invited us all to their wedding on Saturday."

28/06/19 8:24:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9540Dave Bryan

Money raised will be used to house Mexican immigrants.

28/06/19 8:04:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22182Ian Skelding

Every winning ticket comes with President Trump's thoughts and prayers.

28/06/19 8:00:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 1761Molly R

It was the result of over-enthusiasm at the printers - the prize is actually a trip to Paris.

28/06/19 8:33:18

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2539Trace Sarge

"Pass!...being British I'd rather donate to the elephant"

28/06/19 8:23:23

 
stone face Vote score: 7632stone face

Whoever organised this should be fired.

28/06/19 8:23:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2539Trace Sarge

"Everyone can enter no restrictions"

28/06/19 8:19:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6566Glyn Evans

What creature is this Gop? Is it some sort of half elephant, half snow globe?

28/06/19 8:07:53

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Love this caption. Tried to give it a clever supervote but have run out. The snow globe bit is genius! --Stephen Bean
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9540Dave Bryan

Please arrive early for the raffle. We're quick on the draw.

28/06/19 8:01:10

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Make America Grate Again

28/06/19 20:07:59

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

Comes with a free magazine.

28/06/19 17:36:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20535John Glover

Someone is chancing their arm.

28/06/19 12:48:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10665Neil Mackenzie

You’re not allowed to shoot people with it unless they are criminals, democrats or both.

28/06/19 10:03:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1460Willie Johnson

It's not real. They got it at Toys 'AR 15.

28/06/19 9:41:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9540Dave Bryan

We apologise for the rifle illustration. It's been badly drawn.''

28/06/19 8:43:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8808Chris Keegan

"I'd prefer a meat raffle"
- "What do you think the bloody gun is for, dipstick..."

28/06/19 8:34:39

 
stone face Vote score: 7632stone face

Get a ticket before they're all gun.

28/06/19 8:22:00

 
stone face Vote score: 7632stone face

This is a Rutherford County GOP bulletin.

28/06/19 8:21:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4678Kenny Ireland

Don't be hoodwinked. It's Russian roulette.

28/06/19 8:19:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11956Vanessa the Guesser

Tickets cost £1 a strip search.

28/06/19 8:05:22

 
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