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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."
28/06/19 7:31:55
Worth a shot
28/06/19 7:21:50
Guns don't kill people, raffles do.
28/06/19 8:31:11
A Semi-automatic raffle
28/06/19 7:26:42
Do you feel lucky punk?
28/06/19 8:46:14
Bang out of order
28/06/19 7:23:38
Due to a mathematical anomaly I currently have 42 captions remaining this week. I'm tempted to use all of them repeating over and over again "Trump is a dangerous moron," but it would be a waste of time. Every sane person in the world already knows this, and everyone who doesn't is already insane.
28/06/19 7:32:39
So, Americans raffle off automatic weapons. Where I live just googling M&P AR15 has probably put me on a government watchlist.
28/06/19 7:07:58
I was going to enter, but I already have a semi I don't know what to do with.
28/06/19 7:33:40
A high caliber prize.
28/06/19 7:16:09
We'll let you know when your numbers up.
28/06/19 7:12:23
Raffle tickets cannot be purchased by children under three-years-old unless accompanied by an adult.
28/06/19 7:07:25
All I can think of is "F*cking Americans."
28/06/19 7:01:35
Wild Wild Wesson
28/06/19 8:36:31
All tickets will be placed in the barrel
28/06/19 8:29:59
Buy one or else!
28/06/19 8:26:04
"And the winners are... the lovely young couple who have kindly invited us all to their wedding on Saturday."
28/06/19 7:24:27
Money raised will be used to house Mexican immigrants.
28/06/19 7:04:50
Every winning ticket comes with President Trump's thoughts and prayers.
28/06/19 7:00:09
It was the result of over-enthusiasm at the printers - the prize is actually a trip to Paris.
28/06/19 7:33:18
"Pass!...being British I'd rather donate to the elephant"
28/06/19 7:23:23
Whoever organised this should be fired.
28/06/19 7:23:04
"Everyone can enter no restrictions"
28/06/19 7:19:15
What creature is this Gop? Is it some sort of half elephant, half snow globe?
28/06/19 7:07:53
Please arrive early for the raffle. We're quick on the draw.
28/06/19 7:01:10
Make America Grate Again
28/06/19 19:07:59
Comes with a free magazine.
28/06/19 16:36:10
Someone is chancing their arm.
28/06/19 11:48:18
You’re not allowed to shoot people with it unless they are criminals, democrats or both.
28/06/19 9:03:41
It's not real. They got it at Toys 'AR 15.
28/06/19 8:41:45
We apologise for the rifle illustration. It's been badly drawn.''
28/06/19 7:43:27
"I'd prefer a meat raffle"- "What do you think the bloody gun is for, dipstick..."
28/06/19 7:34:39
Get a ticket before they're all gun.
28/06/19 7:22:00
This is a Rutherford County GOP bulletin.
28/06/19 7:21:18
Don't be hoodwinked. It's Russian roulette.
28/06/19 7:19:09
Tickets cost £1 a strip search.
28/06/19 7:05:22
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