£50
WINNER

lol

"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

Guns don't kill people, raffles do.

28/06/19 9:31:11

A Semi-automatic raffle

28/06/19 8:26:42

Do you feel lucky punk?

28/06/19 9:46:14

Bang out of order

28/06/19 8:23:38

Due to a mathematical anomaly I currently have 42 captions remaining this week. I'm tempted to use all of them repeating over and over again "Trump is a dangerous moron," but it would be a waste of time. Every sane person in the world already knows this, and everyone who doesn't is already insane.

28/06/19 8:32:39

So, Americans raffle off automatic weapons. Where I live just googling M&P AR15 has probably put me on a government watchlist.

28/06/19 8:07:58

I was going to enter, but I already have a semi I don't know what to do with.

28/06/19 8:33:40

A high caliber prize.

28/06/19 8:16:09

We'll let you know when your numbers up.

28/06/19 8:12:23

Raffle tickets cannot be purchased by children under three-years-old unless accompanied by an adult.

28/06/19 8:07:25

All I can think of is "F*cking Americans."

28/06/19 8:01:35

Wild Wild Wesson

28/06/19 9:36:31

All tickets will be placed in the barrel

28/06/19 9:29:59

Buy one or else!

28/06/19 9:26:04

"And the winners are... the lovely young couple who have kindly invited us all to their wedding on Saturday."

28/06/19 8:24:27

Money raised will be used to house Mexican immigrants.

28/06/19 8:04:50

Every winning ticket comes with President Trump's thoughts and prayers.

28/06/19 8:00:09

It was the result of over-enthusiasm at the printers - the prize is actually a trip to Paris.

28/06/19 8:33:18

"Pass!...being British I'd rather donate to the elephant"

28/06/19 8:23:23

Whoever organised this should be fired.

28/06/19 8:23:04

"Everyone can enter no restrictions"

28/06/19 8:19:15

What creature is this Gop? Is it some sort of half elephant, half snow globe?

28/06/19 8:07:53

Please arrive early for the raffle. We're quick on the draw.

28/06/19 8:01:10

Make America Grate Again

28/06/19 20:07:59

Comes with a free magazine.

28/06/19 17:36:10

Someone is chancing their arm.

28/06/19 12:48:18

You're not allowed to shoot people with it unless they are criminals, democrats or both.

28/06/19 10:03:41

It's not real. They got it at Toys 'AR 15.

28/06/19 9:41:45

We apologise for the rifle illustration. It's been badly drawn.''

28/06/19 8:43:27

"I'd prefer a meat raffle"
- "What do you think the bloody gun is for, dipstick..."

28/06/19 8:34:39

Get a ticket before they're all gun.

28/06/19 8:22:00

This is a Rutherford County GOP bulletin.

28/06/19 8:21:18

Don't be hoodwinked. It's Russian roulette.

28/06/19 8:19:09

Tickets cost £1 a strip search.

28/06/19 8:05:22