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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

Guns don't kill people, raffles do.

28/06/19 9:31:11

A Semi-automatic raffle

28/06/19 8:26:42

Do you feel lucky punk?

28/06/19 9:46:14

Bang out of order

28/06/19 8:23:38

Due to a mathematical anomaly I currently have 42 captions remaining this week. I'm tempted to use all of them repeating over and over again "Trump is a dangerous moron," but it would be a waste of time. Every sane person in the world already knows this, and everyone who doesn't is already insane.

28/06/19 8:32:39

So, Americans raffle off automatic weapons. Where I live just googling M&P AR15 has probably put me on a government watchlist.

28/06/19 8:07:58

I was going to enter, but I already have a semi I don't know what to do with.

28/06/19 8:33:40

A high caliber prize.

28/06/19 8:16:09

We'll let you know when your numbers up.

28/06/19 8:12:23

Raffle tickets cannot be purchased by children under three-years-old unless accompanied by an adult.

28/06/19 8:07:25

All I can think of is "F*cking Americans."

28/06/19 8:01:35